Chapter 6 The King of Bagua Completely Defeats Xiao Bai Part 2
Buzz buzz buzz...
"Pah!" I opened my palm with a ferocious expression, and sure enough, a gray mosquito was lying in a pool of blood.
Originally, I still believed that "God is merciful" and just drove these mosquitoes away. However, they were too arrogant . They thought that my noble bloodline was sweet, so they called their friends and brought their families over to suck my blood!
So, I finally had no choice but to "take drastic measures" and kill one.
Alas! Mosquito, mosquito, I really don’t want to kill you. After all, the blood flowing in your body is my blood.
This is the third day I have been squatting behind the big tree under the boys' VIP dormitory. In the past three days, I have been wondering if my feet have grown roots into the soil. Except for going to the bathroom, I almost never leave this big tree. I eat and sleep under the tree. Ning Chengcheng will bring me food and drinks regularly. Of course, she also asks me to go back and rest while she squats. However, there is always a small voice in my heart silently cheering me up - as long as I hold on little longer, Joseph will appear.
The boys' VIP dormitory is said to be the dormitory for those wealthy kids. At that time, I asked Joseph why he didn't live there. Joseph said - as the president of the gossip club, I must go deep into the masses to better understand the gossip truth that the masses want, so that I can collect useful information faster.
But why did Joseph end up in this place? Who was the important person living there? And what was Joseph going to do here?
I haven't seen Joseph for three days. I'm starting to wonder if the boy named Little Mouse is playing a trick on me.
In the past three days, apart from seeing a bunch of nondescript boys coming in and out, the only person who appeared was the cleaning man sweeping the floor. There was no sign of Joseph.
Look! The sweeping uncle is sweeping the floor again.
I'm actually quite curious. Why is this uncle being so pretentious? Sweeping a few fallen leaves and picking up a few cans, do they need to be wrapped like dumplings? He's wearing a hat, a mask, and a windbreaker. Does he think he's a detective?
The back of this uncle seems a little familiar.
Wait a minute, why do I feel like something is weird?
Did I forget something important?
"He is the best at disguise. He probably changed into another appearance, so we all thought he was missing." Ning Chengcheng's previous words suddenly flashed in my mind.
Could it be that...
The cleaning man is Joseph?
I saw the uncle sweeping the fallen leaves slowly, looking around, and suddenly he flashed into the corridor of the VIP dormitory.
This guy, what is he doing in secret?
Is he investigating something?
Seeing that there was no one around, I stealthily followed the cleaning man and slipped into the VIP dormitory.
Because it was class time, the dormitory manager was dozing off and didn't notice us at all.
The cleaning uncle stopped at the door of a dormitory, opened his windbreaker, and took out a laptop from it.
It was indeed Joseph.
Because I saw the colorful rainbow T-shirt he was wearing! Looking at the entire Ande College, who else could have such taste if not Joseph?
Joseph tiptoed to sit down in the aisle, took out a USB-disk-shaped object from his pocket, plugged it into his computer, and started tapping on the keyboard.
"Where are you..." I finally couldn't help but stepped forward to ask him, whether he knew how worried everyone was about him since he had been missing for so long?
However, before I could finish my words, Joseph covered my mouth in panic. After seeing that it was me, his eyes were filled with disbelief, and then he sighed helplessly.
"Shh! Don't disturb me while I'm working." Joseph glared at me, threatened me in a low voice, then sat down on the ground and started typing on the keyboard.
"What are you doing?" I couldn't help but ask in a low voice out of curiosity. He had been missing for so long and was wandering around here stealthily. What was the reason for that?
"Don't distract me, I'm trying to break through the firewall of Xiao Bai's computer!" Joseph said in a low voice, his eyes never leaving the computer screen.
"Firewall? You want to hack into his computer? Are you a network hacker?" Hearing this, I became even more curious. Joseph has this ability? It's amazing.
"I just found out some things. Now I have to hack into his computer to see if my guess is correct." Joseph said while still staring at the screen.
"Did you succeed in blackmailing me?" I was inexplicably excited. Xiao Bai must be the annoying guy with a very low IQ. I couldn't remember what he looked like at all, I only remembered that he was the "White Impermanence" who often wore white.
Hearing this, Joseph glanced at me with disdain, as if it was a huge insult that I doubted his ability.
"I'm going to let you see it now. The time to witness a miracle has come!" Joseph said and pressed the Enter key on the computer.
I saw a "beeping" sound coming from the originally quiet dormitory. Through the crack in the door, I could see that many electrical appliances in the dormitory suddenly started up by themselves.
The coffee machine was whirring; the TV was automatically playing the melodramatic plot of "You are ruthless, you are cold, you are unreasonable..."; the washing machine was automatically pouring water; even the printer that appeared here out of nowhere began to automatically print something with a rustling sound...
"What happened?" A white figure on the bed screamed and rolled under the bed. Looking at the electrical appliances in the room that were started inexplicably, he hid in the corner holding the quilt in panic as if he had seen a ghost.
"Why didn't he go to class?" Joseph muttered to himself.
"Let's go! Don't let us get discovered." I pulled Joseph in a panic, so as not to let Xiao Bai find out that we were playing a prank.
At this time, there were two sharp hissing sounds, and then the lights in the entire corridor went out. Xiao Bai's screaming voice came from Xiao Bai's dormitory: "Help! There's a fire!"
Joseph and I immediately leaned over to look through the crack in the door and saw that the printer, which was automatically printing, was emitting white smoke, and then with a whoosh, it started to catch fire.
"Damn it, there must be a short circuit in the electrical appliances and the power must have tripped." Joseph said as he banged on the door hard.
In a flash, I caught a glimpse of the dazzling red fire extinguisher on the wall. Without saying a word, I took it down and kicked it hard. The door, which was already shaking due to Joseph's collision, fell to the ground with a "bang".
While pulling the safety of the fire extinguisher, I glanced at Xiao Bai who was hiding in the corner and trembling with fear. After making sure that he was safe, I turned on the fire extinguisher and sprayed it towards the raging flames.
All the actions were done in one go. Seeing the arrogant man surrender obediently under the spray of the foam fire extinguisher, I turned around with a sense of accomplishment and looked at Joseph. Humph! Am I really awesome?
From now on, please call me - fire hero!
But……
There was a loud bang. What happened?
Woohoo, now I completely understand what it means that excessive joy leads to sorrow!
Before I could take credit to Joseph, the fire extinguisher in my hand happened to hit the head of Joseph who was standing behind me.
Joseph fell to the ground on the spot.