Learning should never stop. Blue comes from indigo, but it is bluer than indigo; ice is made of water, but it is colder than water.
Is this what they call "a game within a game, a plan within a plan"? Chu Yuanxi deliberately used this opportunity to mess with me? Humph, this big bad guy, if I don't take revenge on him, I, Huangfu Xiacao, am not a gentleman!
ah--
ah--
My imagination ends here because another protagonist of the game appears.
I didn't care about the scars on my body, whether they were man-made or caused by insect attacks. It didn't matter now because the game officially began.
Su Qianlan, wearing a snow-white princess dress, walked towards Chu Yuanxi. My heart began to boil and I felt light and fluttery.
I covered my face with a piece of black cloth, put on big sunglasses, and prepared to go out. If they came towards me, I would rush over immediately.
Very good, Chu Yuanxi's expression is very good, his smile is really charming, it can definitely charm thousands of girls in an instant!
Look, Su Qianlan is smiling, so happily, and the two of them are walking towards me, one in front and one behind.
I held my breath, waiting for my chance to play.
Very good, very good, the target is getting closer, and then... OK, the bag in Su Qianlan's hand is shaking left and right.
Chu Yuanxi asked Su Qianlan to go inside, and the two of them had already walked over. I took a deep breath, my whole body trembling slightly, and I was a little nervous.
This was the first time in my life that I planned a robbery, the first time in my life that I did something bad, and it will be the last time in my lifetime.
I took another deep breath. Cough, cough, what the hell, the smell in the trash can is so, so... cough, cough—
I couldn't help but frown, then aimed at the bag in Su Qianlan's hand and ran over at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
"Ah! I'm coming--" I shouted as I passed by Su Qianlan and grabbed her bag.
But, but, what’s going on? Why can’t I pull it?
Turning around, one strap of the bag was in Su Qianlan's hand, and the other was in mine.
I pulled, I pulled again, I pulled hard—
I pushed further and further back. Su Qianlan was really strong! Oh no, no—
"Bang--" I just felt my eyes blurred, my body swayed backwards, and then with a "bang", I fell heavily to the ground.
Ouch, my butt is probably broken. It hurts so much, it hurts so much!
I struggled to get up, but before I could stand, someone grabbed me by the neck and lifted me up.
Pick up my people, wait——
Chu Yuanxi stood there as if nothing had happened, and the person who picked me up was none other than Su Qianlan. My mind went blank. How could Su Qianlan have such a terrifying side? Her grip was really strong!
Her look, her expression, is so fierce!
Sister Su Qianlan, who has always been gentle and lovely, how could she become like this?
"Yuan Xi, quickly call 110 and tell them there's a bag snatcher here." Su Qianlan quickly tied me up with a bag while I was dizzy.
Then, he picked me up and took me aside like a chicken.
Passersby gradually gathered around, and Chu Yuanxi stood there, not moving for a long time.
Su Qianlan turned her head and urged, "Hurry up and fight, what's the matter?"
"Well, I, I don't have a cell phone!" Chu Yuanxi said cautiously, and kept winking at me, signaling me to run away.
Why are you running? Su Qianlan is holding me like this, I can't run away even if I'm a cow!
She pinched me by the weakest part like she was pinching a snake. Now I can only wait to die.
Woohoo…
"Well, I have a phone, let me call!" said a kind passerby and quickly took out his cell phone.
Ah, no way! I looked at Chu Yuanxi, and saw him rush over and press the phone of the passerby, and said with a smile: "Uncle, it's not what you think. This is a misunderstanding, let's go! We are students of the police school. The thing is, today, we are doing an extracurricular homework of snatching a bag..."
After listening to Chu Yuanxi's explanation, everyone shook their heads and went back to doing what they were doing.
Su Qianlan's beautiful eyebrows were knotted. She picked me up and quickly took off my glasses and the black cloth covering my face.
"Hey...Hello, Sister Lan!" I shrank my neck and greeted her awkwardly.
"Homework of snatching bags?" Su Qianlan turned her head and looked at Chu Yuanxi suspiciously.
Chu Yuanxi shrank his neck and smiled, "Yes, yes! That, that, Xia Cao, she wants to apply for the police academy after graduating from high school, so she will practice here first."
Su Qianlan looked at me, then at Chu Yuanxi, as if saying: Just fool me, keep fooling me!
Chu Yuanxi untied my hands, looked up, and met Su Qianlan's distrustful eyes.
Su Qianlan said calmly: "Keep talking, what are you practicing here?"
"Ahem, ahem, actually it's like this. Well, how should I put it? I said she couldn't do it, she couldn't run as fast as a thief. She said, of course she could do it, she just ran faster than a thief. Then I said, let's practice. So, she said, she would play the police officer and let me play the thief. But you know, with a body like mine, she would not be able to catch up with me if I played a thief. So, I thought of you, and said that when you come out of the Youth Palace, she will pretend to be a thief here and steal your bag to see if she can do it. In the end, it was proved that she really couldn't do it. Let her steal, but she actually robbed it! And she couldn't even win! Sigh!" Chu Yuanxi finished speaking in one breath, and my eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
I don’t know if Su Qianlan understood this series of tongue-twister-like lines, but I was already dizzy.
Su Qianlan pulled the corner of her mouth slightly and said lightly: "Well, it turns out that neither of you can do it."
She reached out and pulled off the horns on my head, then threw them accurately into the trash can ten meters away, and the horns flew in through the small opening. I looked up at Su Qianlan, then at the trash can. She, she was so accurate in throwing!
"You're wearing this thing on your head, no wonder flies are flying around here. I threw this into the trash can before. Yuan Xi, when did you find it?" Su Qianlan calmly stated a fact, but this fact made my stomach churn.
Chu Yuanxi smiled foolishly and said, "Well, well, isn't it just for the sake of reflecting an image?"
I immediately nodded in agreement, but because I nodded too much, my forehead hit Chu Yuanxi's arm with a "bang", and then I felt a piercing pain.
"Ah——" It hurt so much that tears were about to come out. I was about to reach out to touch the big bump on my head, but Chu Yuanxi grabbed me and said, "Don't move. The more you move, the more it will hurt."
"Yeah." I gritted my teeth and held back my tears. I wondered if the ancient torture of sticking bamboo sticks into the hands was like this. Those women fainted from the pain, but fortunately, I was still strong and hadn't fainted yet.
"What's wrong with that bump on your forehead?" Chu Yuanxi blew gently on my forehead, and it seemed to be less painful.
"Well, it's because you asked me to hide behind the trash can, and I was hit by someone when they were throwing trash." I raised my foot and kicked him on the leg twice in annoyance.
Then, Chu Yuanxi suddenly exerted force on the hand that was pressing on my forehead!
"Ah——" Another burst of piercing pain came.
"What are you doing?" I slapped his hand away with a grimace, tears falling down my face.
Chu Yuanxi's evil move was too ruthless!
"How could I do anything? You kicked my foot just now, and I felt pain, so my body moved backwards a little, and then I used a little force on my hand." Chu Yuanxi explained while pressing on my forehead.
I quickly jumped away to a safe distance and looked at him pitifully.
Eh? Where's Su Qianlan?
"What are you looking at?" Chu Yuanxi followed my gaze.
"Where is Su Qianlan?" I looked around curiously. She was here just now!
"She was picked up by Jin Yixin." Chu Yuanxi answered as a matter of course.
"What?" I stared at him, unable to say a word. How could he have been picked up by Jin Yixin? When did it happen? How come I didn't feel anything at all?
"Just when you hit me just now. Xin was supposed to pick her up from piano class, but you insisted on me doing it." Chu Yuanxi said as if it was all my fault.
"If you are not allowed to come, how can you attract Su Qianlan's attention? How can she fall in love with you?" I was so angry that I raised my foot and kicked Chu Yuanxi again.
Chu Yuanxi deftly took two steps back and said with a grin, “You can’t kick it!”
Humph, who said that! I raised my foot and kicked Chu Yuanxi again. I didn't believe I couldn't kick him.
"I can't kick it, I just can't kick it. A little guy like you wants to hit me? No way! Unless Mars hits the Earth and Pluto becomes the ninth star." Chu Yuanxi became more and more happy as he spoke, and from time to time he turned back to tease me like teasing a puppy.
I'm so angry, I'm so angry!
I stood there panting, with my hands on my hips, shouting intermittently: "Hey, Chu, Chu Yuanxi, you, you come here!"
Chu Yuanxi stood under a tree not far away, smiling like a flower: "Why do you want me to go there?"
I gritted my teeth and said, "Because I want to beat you!"
Chu Yuanxi laughed out loud. Seeing how proud he was, I really wanted to beat him up! So when he was laughing so hard, I suddenly ran over, grabbed his arm, raised my foot, and stomped on him hard.
"Ahhh——" Chu Yuanxi trembled and screamed in pain.
"Let me tell you, next time I want to hit you, you must come here obediently. Otherwise, your ending will be even more miserable." I patted his shoulder proudly and said with a smile.
Chu Yuanxi shuddered, shrank his neck, and looked very scared: "Um, um, I say, classmate Xia Cao, um, um, do you still want to hit me now?"
I clenched my right hand into a fist and raised it. Chu Yuanxi quickly shrank his neck. I put my fist in front of my mouth, blew it gently, and said with a smile: "I don't want to fight now!"
"Hu——" Chu Yuanxi let out a long breath, and I reached out and punched him in the stomach.
"Oh my God! Didn't you say you wouldn't fight anymore?" Chu Yuanxi looked at me with a bitter face.
I reached out and touched his hair, and said with a smile, "I didn't want to hit you at first, but when I saw your belly, it looked very soft, and it would be like a sandbag if I hit you, so I tried it."
Looking at Chu Yuanxi's pitiful appearance, I feel more and more like Snow White's vicious stepmother.
"Ah——" I couldn't help but scream.
Chu Yuanxi, this is murder, absolutely revenge for personal gain. With tears in my eyes, I raised my foot and kicked him in the leg.
Chu Yuanxi easily lifted his feet and dodged my attack.
"Be quiet. If anyone makes a tackle like you on the football field, he will be sent off with a red card." Chu Yuanxi said as he applied medicine on the big bump on my head.
"Fuck!" I uttered a word through gritted teeth.
"Don't say bad words!" Chu Yuanxi turned his head, dipped something on the cotton swab, and wiped it on my head again.
“Ah ...
I looked at Chu Yuanxi with tears in my eyes and begged pitifully, "Um, can you use a different kind of medicine for me? This is simply murderous."
"This is the best wound ointment. I always use this when I get injured while playing football. It is very effective." Chu Yuanxi said nonchalantly.
Uh, can I compete with you?
I am a girl and you are a boy, what a joke!
Chu Yuanxi continued to torture my poor forehead, and I could not use violence against him even if it hurt like hell.
Woohoo, I really want to hit him, snatch that damn medicine and throw it away.
"Reckless guy, what's your next plan?" Chu Yuanxi finally started to pack the medicine box.
My next plan? Oh, yes, I was so confused by Chu Yuanxi that I almost forgot to make the next plan.
"Let's continue to snatch her bag, and then you have to be a hero to save the beauty." I looked at Chu Yuanxi's back and said, "Also, I won't go to snatch the bag, you have to find two more people to come."
Alas, I still can't be a bad guy, and I'm no match for Su Qianlan. I really can't believe she's such a hidden person!
Chu Yuanxi handed me a glass of juice and said with a smile, "Anything else you want to tell me? Have you chosen the time and place?"
"Well, I've chosen it. It's still the same place. Doesn't Su Qianlan have to go to the Youth Palace for piano lessons tomorrow?" I curled my lips. Mm, the juice is delicious. I don't think I have ever tasted such delicious juice in my life.
"Okay, let's continue tomorrow!" Chu Yuanxi's answer made me feel creepy. He was so straightforward, was he plotting something? However, as long as I thought of Jin Yixin, I put this feeling aside.
No matter what, let's see what happens tomorrow! God bless me, I, Huangfu Xiacao, will definitely succeed this time.
On Sunday, I got up early, made all the preparations, and went out.
I wore my mother's high heels and wrapped a piece of floral cloth around my head, looking like an old British lady.
Well, this will easily attract everyone's attention, so this tactic is called "making a feint to the east and attacking in the west."
Chu Yuanxi stood under the tree at the entrance of the community, holding soy milk in his left hand and fried dough sticks in his right hand. Although he looked a little silly, he was still so attractive when he was silly.
I turned around, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, cleared my throat and said, "Hey, I'm here!"
Uh, why do I feel that this situation is a bit like the spy movies that are often played nowadays, and I am an underground worker?
"Oh, here you come! I'm ready too..." Chu Yuanxi turned around and looked at me with a smile.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
"Puchi——" He exaggeratedly spat out all the soy milk in his mouth, all over my face.
"Cough, cough..." Chu Yuanxi coughed violently and touched my face in panic.
"Pah!" I mercilessly slapped his hand away and said angrily, "What are you doing? Do you need to be so excited? Am I that funny? Woo woo woo, my clothes. I just put them on this morning."
"Hey, hey, I didn't do it on purpose." Chu Yuanxi tried hard to hold back his laughter and looked me up and down at my outfit.
"I say, why are you dressed like this? You look like an old British lady." Chu Yuanxi finally spoke out his true feelings, and then laughed without caring about his image. That laughter was really scary, like thunder.
People passing by saluted us with their eyes.
"Hey, hey, Chu Yuanxi, Mr. Chu, have you laughed enough?" I reached out and pushed Chu Yuanxi, who was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down his face.
His face was as red as a monkey's bottom. He cleared his throat and prepared to speak, but the muscles on his face seemed a little strange. Could he have frozen his smile?
I reached out and pinched his chin, straightening his face. Chu Yuanxi was startled, and his eyes looked a little strange. Then I reached out my hands, pinched his stiff cheeks, and warned him solemnly: "Chu Yuanxi, Master Chu, I, Huangfu Xiacao, solemnly tell you that now, you must stop laughing immediately."
Chu Yuanxi curled the corners of his mouth and pinched his cheek: "Okay, Grandma Huangfu."
"Haha, you are such a good grandson." I patted Chu Yuanxi's little face and said with a smile, "So, grandson, how are you doing with what grandma asked you to do?"
"Report to Grandma, it's done!" Chu Yuanxi looked down at the watch and said with a smile, "Two more minutes."
"Oh!" I straightened my appearance. This time, I must succeed.
Two minutes later, two tall, thin and familiar boys wearing black sportswear came over.
Chu Yuanxi smiled and said, "Grandma, they are here."
ah--
After seeing the faces of these two people clearly, I almost fainted. Chu Yuanxi actually found the captain and vice-captain of our school football team, two handsome guys who are very popular in our school.
I wonder what would happen if their fans knew that their idols were involved in this kind of thing?
"Xia Cao, you look really cool today!" The captain looked me up and down with a smile, and then laughed in a very ungraceful way, just like Chu Yuanxi.
The deputy captain was still good because he just glanced at me and turned around, and his shoulders kept shaking.
Uh, is it really that funny?
I rolled my eyes, and after the two of them had laughed enough, Chu Yuanxi told us our plan.
The captain and deputy captain's eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally Chu Yuanxi took out a pair of brand new black stockings from his pocket.
My eyes widened wider and wider. No way! These socks are so expensive! I usually don’t dare to buy this brand.
I looked at the pair of socks with salivation, but Chu Yuanxi mercilessly stuffed the socks into the hands of the two handsome guys, one for each of them.
"Just follow the plan we just discussed and put it on your head when the time comes." Chu Yuanxi smiled gently and turned to look at me. "How about it, grandma, are you satisfied with your grandson's arrangement?"
"Yeah, yeah, very satisfied!" I nodded vigorously, and my intestines almost cramped from laughing.
When the captain and the vice-captain heard us addressing each other like that, they immediately burst into laughter again, a laughter a hundred times louder than when they saw me, an old British lady, just now.
After a period of careful planning, we finally arrived at the gate of the Youth Palace at 11:30 am.
I was wearing my old British lady's clothes, standing under the street light, flipping through the newspaper in my hand. In fact, there was a mirror in the newspaper, so I could see Chu Yuanxi's situation across the street at any time.
The captain and the deputy captain were more unlucky. They hid behind the trash can just like me yesterday.
Hehe, seeing them being watched and pointed at by passers-by, I finally felt at ease. Haha!
Chu Yuanxi was still dressed brilliantly, and acted cool and handsome in front of the entrance of the Youth Palace.
Su Qianlan will be out in half a minute. I stared at the mirror in my hand, my hands were shaking, and my heart was in my throat. Really, I'm not the one going to rob this time, why am I so nervous?
It’s out, it’s out!
I was so nervous that I almost screamed. As I expected, Su Qianlan was very happy to see Chu Yuanxi, and the two of them came over, talking and laughing.
Su Qianlan also took the drink that Chu Yuanxi handed to her. Oh my god, that's great, Su Qianlan is still wiping Chu Yuanxi's sweat. Wow, this action is so classic. If Jin Yixin saw it, I wonder if he would be too sad and have a stroke and be hospitalized. Then it would be my turn to take care of him and comfort his injured and fragile little heart?
I was fantasizing about the beautiful scene. At this moment, suddenly -
"Oh, it hurts so much, it hurts so much!" A voice suddenly came from behind, and then a person staggered and bumped into the tree.
"Oh, it hurts---ooh, I can't do it anymore." The man hugged the tree in front of me, looked at me with a bitter face, and his body gradually slid down. The expensive sock on his head got caught under the raised bark, leaving a long cut.
Team, team, captain——
When I saw clearly who this person was, my hands shook, and the newspaper and mirror in my hands fell to the ground with a "plop". The mirror broke into several pieces, reflecting my surprised face.
I looked up and saw Su Qianlan made a swift and merciless move, hitting the deputy captain on the neck with a willow-leaf palm, and the deputy captain fell to the ground.
Oh my god, no way!
My heart began to tremble and my body began to tremble too.
Su, light, blue...
That girl who looked weak and would fall down if the wind blew actually knew Shaolin Kung Fu, and the arhat at the end was really cool.
I looked at the captain and the vice-captain on the ground, and then looked up at Chu Yuanxi, only to see that his face was not much better than mine. His expression was as if he had seen a ghost.
Su Qianlan clapped her hands and said unhappily, "What's going on? Are we going to send more police here recently? Why are there so many bag snatching incidents?"
Seeing Su Qianlan like that, I turned around and walked forward without thinking.
With a "bang", before I took two steps, my left ankle suddenly trembled and I fell to the ground magnificently.
I struggled to get up, but immediately a slender hand reached out and helped me up.
"Grandma, are you okay?" Su Qianlan's worried voice rang out.
I quickly lowered my head, shook my head, and said sarcastically: "No, it's okay, I was just careless just now."
"Hey, grandma, what's this headscarf of yours?" Su Qianlan suddenly pulled the flowered cloth off my head, and then shouted in surprise, "Ah! Xia, Xia Cao? Why, why are you here again?"
Oh, what do you mean it's me again?
I slowly raised my head, looked at her with a fake smile, and said awkwardly: "Well, wasn't I hit on the forehead by someone yesterday? So, that's why I wrapped it with a piece of floral cloth."
Su Qianlan turned her head and glanced at the captain and deputy captain lying on the ground, then looked at me, and then looked at Chu Yuanxi. She seemed to realize something and asked, "Could this be another practice at the police academy?"
Chu Yuanxi blinked, helped the captain and the vice-captain up, and said with a silly smile: "Okay, yes, didn't it fail yesterday? So Xia Cao wanted to be a director again, so let's direct this most classic movie clip first."
Chu Yuanxi's lying skills are absolutely top-notch.
I quickly agreed, "Yes, yes, I even recorded it with my phone."
I searched my pockets for a long time, but where was my cell phone?
Where is my cell phone?
Thinking back, thinking back again. When I was standing here just now, two people walked past me, and then lingered for a while, and it seemed that one person knocked me down.
at last--
"Ah! My--" I ran forward quickly, but before I took two steps, I bumped into the big tree opposite.
"Woo..." I hugged the tree in pain, countless little stars appeared in front of my eyes, and my body gradually slid down.
Oh my god!
I finally stood up with Chu Yuanxi's help, but my head was still a little dizzy and my legs were still a little weak. There were even more stars than at night.
"Are you okay?" Chu Yuanxi asked worriedly while holding me as I staggered from side to side.
"No, it's okay, it's, it's fake. I, I seemed to see the Big Dipper, and, and there were many of them..." I shook and shook, holding Chu Yuanxi's arm tightly.
It seemed as if everything around me was shaking, and—
"Ahhh, earth, earthquake..." I screamed and grabbed Chu Yuanxi and ran to a safe place.
But why can’t I seem to run?
Finally, after I don’t know how long I had been shaking, I finally stopped shaking so much, and the stars in front of my eyes gradually disappeared, but my legs were still a little weak.
"What's wrong with her? Did she drink?" I shuddered. This voice was so familiar. Yes, yes, it was Jin Yixin. Why did he appear at this time every day?
I quickly continued to implement my strategy of pretending to be faint, clinging tightly to Chu Yuanxi with both hands, then closed my eyes, occasionally revealing a small gap to look at everyone.
"No, I accidentally bumped into a tree just now." Su Qianlan said sympathetically.
"Hit a tree?" Jin Yixin was obviously confused.
"Cough, cough, Xin, you, you're here! Ouch, it hurts so much, it hurts so much! Your girlfriend was so heavy-handed, she almost took my life." The captain climbed up from the ground exaggeratedly.
"And, it's me too. I'm almost dying! Oh, my waist, I don't know if it's broken." The deputy captain walked over like he was having a seizure.
Jin Yixin's face gradually changed color, and then he suddenly walked towards Chu Yuanxi.
This posture, this expression, this action... Oh, how should I put it, it's a bit cool, a bit handsome, but so scary——
“Huangfu Xiacao——” Jin Yixin shouted, and my whole body began to tremble.
Without giving me a chance to pretend any longer, he pulled me off Chu Yuanxi's body.
Woo woo, God knows how much I don’t want to let go of Chu Yuanxi, but, but Jin Yixin is too strong.
I looked at Chu Yuanxi pitifully, as if we were a pair of lovers who were forcibly separated.
"Chu Yuanxi, save me..." I shouted in my heart, but Chu Yuanxi's helpless expression was really heartbreaking! He was the one who instigated this plan, but now he is pretending to be so innocent.
But, this Jin Yixin, where is he going to take me? It seems, it seems like he is very angry.
"Jin, Jin Yixin, where are you taking me? You, you, please say it nicely! I, I'm very busy! Besides, my feet hurt so much! Jin Yixin, that, that..."
With a "bang", Jin Yixin's hand loosened and I fell heavily to the ground.
Woohoo, my butt, doesn’t he know how to be gentle with me?
You want to throw me to death!
I got up from the ground dejectedly, and just in time to meet Jin Yixin's eyes, I quickly lowered my head again.
"Um, Jin Yixin, hehe, um, you look so angry today! Oh, no, my head hurts a little! My head hit a tree just now, so I can't remember anything. Oh, I don't know what I was saying." I almost bit off my tongue. I couldn't even tell a lie smoothly.
"Huangfu Xiacao, what exactly do you want?" Jin Yixin suddenly spoke.
That voice was as cold as winter snow. I shivered all over, looked up at him, and said with a silly smile: "I'm fine, I just want to say, hey, just tell me what you want to say!"
His expression, his eyes, his anger, oh, I was very unsure, why was Jin Yixin so fierce? It seemed really unusual.
"Stop acting like a clown and doing messy things in front of me." Jin Yixin's words were like a whip, lashing me hard.
What does "making some mess" mean, and you also say I'm like a clown?
I stared at the angry Jin Yixin with wide eyes. He was like a lion, and a lion whose heart meridian was injured by the Seven Injury Fist.
"What?" I asked, trembling.
"I can't stand it anymore! I don't like you at all, can't you see it? No matter how hard you try, I won't like you. Please stop harassing me and my girlfriend!" Jin Yixin's words were like a bolt from the blue, hitting me hard.
My mind was blank and I had an indescribable feeling. Looking at him, I felt a little bitter, a little sad, and unexpectedly a little relieved.
"I, I..." I opened my mouth, but in the end, nothing came out.
"Forget it, I didn't say anything. Um, is your head okay?" Jin Yixin's tone suddenly became much gentler, and he seemed very sorry.
I shook my head. After what he had yelled at me just now, my head no longer hurt.
He said that no matter how hard I tried, he wouldn't like me.
I slowly lowered my head and walked back the way I came, with Jin Yixin following behind me.
It was a bit strange. I blinked my eyes and started to feel like crying, but now I don’t want to cry anymore. But I still felt a bit strange. I turned my head weakly and glanced at Jin Yixin. It seemed that after he pointed it out to me and rejected me directly, I didn’t feel as sad as I expected.
It's not like what is shown in TV dramas, where they are obsessed with committing suicide.
I just want to eat something, I want ice cream, and it has to be chocolate flavor.
I also wanted to find someone to pay for me, and that person seemed to be Chu Yuanxi.
"Wow, Su Qianlan, you are so cruel! If I hadn't been prepared, I would have died a miserable death this time." When we went back, the captain rubbed his forehead and laughed.
"Yes, my waist really hurts." The deputy captain had a bitter face, but I don't know why, I felt that there was a smile on his face.
"I'm so sorry! But if I don't do this to make her give up completely, I don't know what tricks that silly girl Xia Cao will come up with!" Chu Yuanxi sighed softly, and then continued, "Thank you for your hard work."
"It's okay. Many people want to be hit by beautiful women but don't even have the chance!" The captain and the deputy captain said in tacit understanding.
After saying that, the two men turned around and walked in another direction. The way they walked did not seem like they were seriously injured at all.
In particular, the deputy captain's waist, which had been twisted into a knot, suddenly straightened up, and he walked with the captain arm in arm.
"Sister, I'm not saying you hit too hard. If you beat our captain and vice-captain so badly that they can't play football anymore, you'll be in big trouble."
What is Chu Yuanxi talking about?
I scratched my ears. What did he call Su Qianlan just now?
"Can you blame me for this? It's all because of what Xia Cao did. You have to know that I, your sister, have been practicing martial arts since I was a child! If you hadn't reminded me to be gentle yesterday, Xia Cao probably wouldn't be able to get up today!" Su Qianlan said easily.
Wait, wait, sister! Sister?
What is the relationship between Chu Yuanxi and Su Qianlan?
Sister, how could it be possible? Could it be my cousin?
"Lan is Yuanxi's twin sister. Yuanxi told us about your plans last night." Jin Yixin suddenly stood next to me and said.
With a loud "boom", a bolt from the blue hit me hard on the head.
How could they be twin siblings? One's last name was Su, the other's last name was Chu, and they didn't even live together!
"Xia Cao, actually..." Before Jin Yixin could finish her words, Su Qianlan had already turned around, and when she saw me, the smile on her face froze.
Su Qianlan pulled Chu Yuanxi's arm, and when Chu Yuanxi turned around, the smile on his face suddenly froze.
I looked at Chu Yuanxi, wishing I could rush over, slap him twice, and never see him again.
Chu Yuanxi walked towards me slowly, lowered his head in front of me, then bent over and said, "You daredevil, I know I shouldn't play tricks on you. If you're really angry, just hit me!"
I gritted my teeth and tears fell down.
"Um, Xia Cao!" Chu Yuanxi heard my crying and slowly raised his head.
"Chu Yuanxi, I hate you!" Without waiting for Chu Yuanxi to straighten up, I clenched my right hand into a fist and hit him hard on the chin.
He actually set such a big trap and made me fall into it.
A group of people treated me like a fool!
I hit him in the chest with another straight punch, and then used my shadowless kick, thunderbolt kick, and Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!
Chu Yuanxi, I didn't want to hit you, you asked me to hit you. I treated Chu Yuanxi like a sandbag and beat him hard.
How dare you gang up on me to bully me? I, Huangfu Xiacao, am not so easy to bully!
After the beating, I was still not satisfied, so I raised my foot and kicked him hard on the leg a few times, then turned around and left angrily.
Chu Yuanxi, I swear, from now on, I, Huangfu Xiacao, will never coexist with you!
Either I or you, either you or me!
"Woo..." A little boy in a white short-sleeved shirt started crying. He had a round face and chubby hands. He looked so cute that I really wanted to pounce on him and take a bite of him.
"Don't cry, don't cry, sister will definitely help you get revenge." A little girl who looked very similar to the little boy walked over.
"Hey, crybaby, you idiot!" A taller and fatter little boy ran over with a group of children, stood aside and made sarcastic remarks, making faces on his face with his little hands.
"Who bullied my brother just now?" The little girl asked angrily, her hands on her hips. She was like a queen, making everyone tremble at the sound of her voice!
"What's going on? It's us, it's us! Who called him a crybaby?"
"You cry more than girls, haha..."
"Crybaby, crybaby!"
"I'm not a crybaby!" As everyone laughed at him, the little boy suddenly raised his head and sniffed hard. At this moment, the chubby boy reached out and pushed him hard, knocking him to the ground.
The little boy wrinkled his nose but didn't cry, tears welled up in his eyes.
Alas! What a poor child, actually——
I can't let him be bullied by these kids like this.
So I took a big step over, pulled the little boy up from the ground, and said to those bad kids, "Whoever dares to bully him will be spanked today."
As soon as the children saw me, they immediately shut up and scattered in shame.
I turned my head, wiped the tears from the little boy's face, and said with a smile, "Don't cry, I'll buy you some candy."
The little boy stared at me with his round eyes, sniffed, and finally smiled and said, "Okay, Yuan Xi, don't cry!"
"Don't cry, you are a good child"
Stop, stop...
I blinked, no way!
I turned my head and looked at the little girl walking over. She, she looked a bit like Su Qianlan!
"Big sister, can you buy me two candies? My sister wants some too!" The little boy shook my hand and looked at me expectantly.
"You, what's your name?" I curled the corners of my mouth. It can't be such a coincidence that this crybaby is the childhood Chu Yuanxi?
"Big sister, thank you for helping us drive away the bad guys just now. My name is Su Qianlan, and this is my brother Chu Yuanxi." The little girl smiled sweetly and introduced politely.
boom--
It was like a bolt from the blue. I saw stars, my brain short-circuited, and I fell to the ground.
This world is so ingenious! I traveled back in time to take revenge!
I thought I couldn't beat the grown-up Chu Yuanxi and Su Qianlan, so I could use the "Super Crossing Magic Spirit" I carefully developed to go back to their childhood and beat them up. Although this idea was a bit dirty, who knew that before I could implement it, I would actually run into them by chance, and even help them by accident.
Woohoo, I really want to find a piece of tofu and kill myself.
Why do I have to be so entangled in any time and space?
But, to be honest, Chu Yuanxi was really likable when he was a child!
Round little face, chubby little hands, and a pair of eyes prettier than grapes. I really want to take a bite of him!
But why does he cry so much?
"Big sister, are you okay?" Little Chu Yuanxi pulled my hand and shook it, her round eyes full of worry.
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay!" I quickly shook my head.
"Then will big sister still buy us candy?" little Chu Yuanxi asked cautiously.
"Ahem..." I cleared my throat. This was in a kindergarten 12 years ago. I found it based on Chu Yuanxi's information. How should I put it? Although it's a bit shameless, I am really sad when I think of Chu Yuanxi and everyone else bullying me.
But who would have known that I would be captivated by the cuteness of little Chu Yuanxi.
So, I obediently bought him a big bag of snacks such as toffee, jelly, potato chips, etc.
Alas, isn’t this what people mean by “losing both the wife and the army”?