Chapter 6 Italian Cannon
"Brother, is everything said on the Internet true? Is Su Yun my sister-in-law now? I want a photo, I want an autograph, my classmates will be so jealous."
"Third brother, congratulations on marrying your beautiful wife. We lived together for four years in college. Remember to inform me of your wedding. I have reserved the best man in advance, and the bridesmaids will definitely be female celebrities, haha."
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Xu Jie's phone kept ringing , with calls from relatives, classmates, and WeChat messages. Only when his phone ran out of battery did the world finally become quiet.
He returned to his workstation, charging his phone while continuing to collect information online, trying to get a grasp of netizens' opinions on Su Yun and him getting their marriage certificate as soon as possible, so that he could prescribe the right remedy in the future and help establish his personal image.
The incident of Su Yun’s marriage continues to ferment, and more and more people are paying attention and speaking out.
After some summary, Xu Jie found that there are two main voices on the Internet:
One type is those who have a problem with him, thinking that he married Su Yun for fame and fortune, and that it was a complete conspiracy. They also called him the ultimate gigolo.
The other group has a problem with Su Yun, thinking that she shouldn't buy a whole pig for a sausage. Others advise Su Yun to just have fun, saying that she can still get a divorce, but she should never fall in love.
Xu Jie knew that he was a bad guy in the eyes of netizens, so after much thought he decided to establish an image of "a husband who silently contributes behind the female star". Although it was a bit inconsistent with his style, the reporter's experience told him that this was most suitable for his current situation.
Firstly, there is no need to show up in public, and secondly, the Internet’s memory is only seven days, so time can erase everything.
Just develop slowly and don’t waste time!
Buzz buzz buzz!
The vibration of his cell phone interrupted Xu Jie's thoughts, and two words popped up on the caller ID: Wife.
Wife?!?
Because the scene was too horrifying and weird, Xu Jie's brain short-circuited.
There are only two people in his cell phone address book whose names begin with the word "Old". One is his mother whom he had called before, and the other is his father. When did a wife appear?
Could it be...
Xu Jie thought of Su Yun first.
He now has too many memory gaps, and all these memories are related to Su Yun.
"Hello?"
Xu Jie answered the phone with trembling hands.
"Honey, when do you get off work?"
A gentle and pleasant voice came out of the microphone, but to Xu Jie it was like a bolt of thunder out of the blue.
That’s right, it’s Su Yun.
Xu Jie freed one hand and rubbed his temple. What exactly happened in those fragmented memories?
Apart from getting the certificate and saving the mobile phone number, is there anything else?
He took a deep breath to calm himself, then calmly replied, "I get off work at 5:30. What's going on?"
"Of course I'm here to pick up my dear husband from get off work. I'm outside the gate of your company now." Su Yun said.
"What?"
Xu Jie was shocked, his mood was like a roller coaster. He quickly ran to the window and looked downstairs, he saw a business car parked in front of the TV station. If this kind of car appeared in other places, the people sitting inside might be the boss, but if it appeared in front of the TV station, the people sitting inside must be stars.
He covered his phone and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here? If you have anything to say, we can arrange a place to talk. There is no need to come to the TV station to find me. Aren't you destroying my image?"
"Ah?" Su Yun laughed after hearing this. "Personality? You actually prepared a personality for yourself? What personality?"
"None of your business, just leave quickly. I'll call you after get off work." Xu Jie's forehead began to sweat.
"Don't be so cold, I will be very sad." Su Yun pretended to be wronged and said, "Besides, there are many reporters around me. If I leave now, what do you think they will write? Su Yun seemed to have a disagreement with her husband on the day of getting the marriage certificate and left alone in a car. Do you think it will become a hot search?"
Xu Jie felt a headache after hearing this. He is also a reporter, so he naturally knows that a reporter's pen can sometimes be more powerful than a gun.
“Why is it so hard to keep a low profile?”
Xu Jie talked to himself.
"Low-key? Are you kidding? Marrying a female celebrity means you are doomed to be unable to be low-key because you have been labeled. If you want to prove yourself, then face the media reporters and fans bravely instead of shrinking into a ball." Su Yun said.
"I told you to be low-key, not to shrink!" Xu Jie corrected.
"Only those who have achieved success and fame are qualified to be low-key. Are you qualified?" Su Yun asked back.
Xu Jie was shocked and asked himself: Are you awesome? Do others know that you are awesome? If they don't know, you are low-key!
Su Yun's words touched his soul directly, and made him feel as if something had suddenly dawned on him.
Yes, I need to let others know that I am awesome!
I want to draw my sword!
"Wait for me a moment." Xu Jie looked at the time. It was just five o'clock and there was still half an hour before get off work ended.
Half an hour is enough.
He returned to his workstation and logged into Weibo. People have an inside and an outside. The inside refers to the connotation, that is, the inner cultivation or quality, and the outside refers to the extension, which refers to the external value created, in layman's terms, how much money one has.
Xu Jie feels that as a typical proletarian, he is also the strongest king of the "moonlight" clan and the designated inheritor of the intangible traditional skill of "shopping sprees". When it comes to showing off wealth, he has always been the best, but he has always been very good at controlling the connotation.
Besides, showing off wealth is too vulgar. There is no . As outstanding young people of the new century, you should be original and unique. How can you fall into the cliché?
If you want to do something, do something that others have not done or dare not do.
He found the Weibo post he had sent out before, and the entire comment section was in a mess just like the northwest of Shanxi. He selected a few comments with a high number of likes and began to provide customized teaching services to these ignorant netizens who had no tact.
Fans: Give me back Su Yun, give me back my goddess.
Xu Jie: Stop chattering like a sissy. If you have the guts, take Su Yun away from me!
Fans: The despicable man covets Su Yun’s fame and fortune.
Xu Jie: Nonsense, I clearly want both money and beauty!
Fans: Who are you to be worthy of marrying Su Yun?
Xu Jie: She asked me to marry her, should I refuse? That would be so rude!
Xu Jie: I never thought that I would be able to marry a beautiful, rich and white lady at such a young age. I accidentally realized my childhood dream and became a winner in life ahead of time. Don’t you think it’s infuriating?
Xu Jie: Thank you all for your concern. As a new person with high ideological awareness and good moral qualities, I will never be obsessed with women every day.
Xu Jie: Alas, I have nothing but happiness now.
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“Bang!”
The door of the director's office was suddenly pushed open and Wang Jingmin walked out in a hurry.
"Xu Jie, what are you doing?"
The voice was almost a roar.
Xu Jie raised his head and answered with a harmless look on his face: "Reply to enthusiastic fans and answer questions for the people who don't know the truth."
Wang Jingmin almost couldn't catch her breath.
Is that answering questions? That's clearly stirring up hatred.
"Look at what you have written. Is this what a mature journalist should do?" Wang Jingmin frowned and thought to himself: Junior brother, are you too excited?
Xu Jie looked at the content of his reply and didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Moreover, compared with the doubts and insults in the comments, he didn't say a single dirty word.
"I have no control over other times, but you are strictly prohibited from talking nonsense online during working hours. Do you hear me?" Wang Jingmin said seriously. She was also worried that her junior's behavior would anger netizens and cause unnecessary trouble.
"Yes, Director." Xu Jie put down his phone, looking unsatisfied. He always felt that he did not perform well and could even make people more angry.
Wang Jingmin breathed a sigh of relief and shook her head as she returned to the office. Young people nowadays are too impulsive.
Xu Jie secretly glanced at the director's office out of the corner of his eye, and when he saw the director walk in, he immediately picked up his phone again. The director didn't let him speak, but didn't say that he couldn't watch the fun.
In the comments section, the reply just now was like the firing of an Italian cannon, which completely exploded.
No one expected that Su Yun's husband would openly respond to Su Yun's fans, and his tone was mean, arrogant and irritating. Others got the advantage and still acted ungrateful, but he got the advantage and just showed off. He really deserves a beating.
Thus, a new round of condemnation began.
"You scumbag, be careful not to get hit by a car when you go out!"
"You son of a bitch, I want to duel with you, do you dare to come?"
"If you are poor, don't marry a beautiful woman. If you don't believe me, ask Wu Dalang. If you are rich, you still have to be careful when you marry one. If you don't believe me, look at Sha Gen Qiang."
"You idiot, even though you're having fun now, there will be a day when you'll be cheated on."
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