Chapter 6 It is not easy to be brave and righteous No.37 Enemies Meet on a Narrow Road
"Are you really okay?" Chaochao helped me straighten the saddle and hung the water bottle and dry food on it. "How about I go with you?"
"It's okay." I climbed onto the horse's back and took the reins in my hands. "You are a doctor. I will feel at ease if you stay to take care of Guo'er. No matter what method you use, you must make him wait until I come back!"
"Well, I'll try my best."
"What do you mean I'll try my best? At this time, you should hold my hand with a solemn and stern face and say: 'I promise, you can go without worry~~' or 'I am here and he is here, if I die, he dies' or something like that!"
"You...have you watched Princess Pearl too much?" =_=###
Chaochao raised his hand and patted my horse's butt, and the military horse immediately rushed out with me on its back!
"Minmin, go early and come back early..."
Yingchao stood there, looking sadly in the direction where the horses were leaving... The morning sun was rising slowly, Minmin's tiny figure was swaying weakly on the sturdy horse, and the fierce wind in the distance brought Minmin's intermittent screams:
"Chaochao~~~~~~~I forgot to bring the map~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
This horse is indeed a military horse. It is not comparable to the docile pony I rode before. It is so unrestrained when running! ! After two hours, it was tired and started to chew the grass. I was so shaken that my internal organs were dislocated that I slowly slid off the horse's back like a rag...
"Ugh... Ugh~~~~~~~~~~~"
The broken horse snorted, turned its butt towards me with great contempt, and went to eat grass on the other side.
“Just keep going…just keep going! Ugh! Ugh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”
But in fact, Po Ma is much more ruthless than me, because he is running and watching...
Two hours later, the tragedy above happened again...
When it was getting dark, I almost vomited bile, with dark circles under my eyes, and followed Boss Ma into a cave to rest for a while...
"Ma'er, Brother Ma, Boss Ma! The world's number one universe thunderbolt invincible handsome Ma!!"
Po Ma snorted in satisfaction. Well, the name was finally decided.
"You're running so high today~ Do you know where the big fox's camp is?"
The broken horse shook his head and shook his mane.
I finally got angry! "I don't know what you're running around for?! Huh?!"
The broken horse raised its hoof high...
"No, that is, the world's number one universe thunderbolt invincible handsome horse master, what I mean is, let's slowly discuss where to go ~ hehehe..."
The broken horse looked at my servile appearance and put down its hooves with satisfaction.
"Ah! I have an idea. Come, I have a bracelet given by a big fox. Smell it."
Broken Horse sniffed.
"Remember it? Let's go! Let's go find the big fox!"
Minmin, animals that usually do this kind of technical work should be dogs, right? =_=####
Suddenly, there was a noise coming from inside the cave! I froze with fear! Could it be... a bear?
I remember seeing a joke before, which said that to see if there is a bear in a cave, just stand at the entrance of the cave and throw a big stone into it. If you hear an “Ah~~~~” sound, then you’ve got a bear!
I made a face at the broken horse, picked up a small stone and threw it into it!
"Well!"
Well?
Pick up a slightly larger piece and throw it in!
"ah!"
ah?
He trembled and lifted a huge stone, and was about to throw it in, when the arrogant white-haired man came out with a sullen face and a group of black-clothed subordinates. Bird~~~~~!!!
My face turned green instantly!
Enemies meet on a narrow road ahh ...
The third brute had a bruise on his face, and the murderer was rubbing his head... Could it be... that... that...
The white-haired man looked at me gloomily as I held up the huge rock with a green face...
"Woman...what do you want to do?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Mama mia ...
I threw the stone and turned around to run away! ! Before I could reach the cave entrance, an iron claw grabbed my shoulder and threw me back in front of Baimao! Baimao came over, stared at me and said:
"What do you mean? You look like you've seen a ghost."
It's just a ghost! Who said "Don't let me see you again, or you will definitely die too slowly"! ! I don't want to die now, and I can't die. Why am I so unlucky! I can run into him even if I dig a cave!
I have to put on a flattering smile and laugh.
"How...how come you look like you've seen a ghost? You're not as pretty as a ghost!"
Pah! I really want to slap myself twice!
"No, no, I mean, a ghost is better looking than you anyway!"
Ugh! I really wanted to bite off my tongue!
"I, I... I, I mean, of course you're uglier than a ghost!! Hahahaha... ha... ha."
………………
The group of black-robed people were silent, and Po Ma looked at me with pity...
"Enough!" Baimao gritted his teeth and spat out two words, staring at me fiercely, "I've never seen you make me angry so well!"
"Hmm..." I didn't dare to speak anymore, for fear that I would unconsciously say something inappropriate.
"Boss, since we meet again, let's kill her!" It's that cold, wet murderer again! Bastard, I have no grudge against you, why do you keep trying to kill me! Didn't I just throw a rock at your head? How did I know you were hiding in there? !
"Boss, I think she's very interesting. She bullies the weak and fears the strong. She's very servile and a little clever. It's better to keep her by our side and help her." The third boss said with a smile.
Are you scolding me or praising me?
Baimao stood up and walked towards Poma, stroking its mane and patting its nose very skillfully. Look at Poma's behavior! He was so flattered and fawning on me. Where did his pride and arrogance go? Poma! I despise you, a bully who only bullies the weak and fears the strong!
"You are indeed a bully who only bullies the weak and fears the strong. You are so servile that even a military horse can be flattered by you. What do you call it?" Baimao asked in a condescending manner.
"The world's number one in the universe, the invincible and handsome Ma Ye ~ hehe ~" a grinning voice answered for me. Who was this voice, the fourth or fifth one?
"How about this, if you can please me today, I will let you go, how about that?" The white-haired man squatted in front of me with a playful smile on his face.
Are you kidding me?! To please you?! I have my integrity too! ! I lowered my head, sat on the ground, and said nothing.
"Okay," Baimao stood up with a helpless look, "Old Five, I leave it to you."
The cold and wet murderer walked over with a knife drawn...
I grabbed Baimao's pants.
"keep your word?"
"Who do you think I am?" Baimao smiled arrogantly and proudly.
Well, someone tell me what the situation is now...
A group of former horse thieves dressed in black robes and who had killed countless people sat in a circle around the fire. White Hair sat at the top and I was placed next to him. Everyone was looking at us, waiting for my move.
"Okay!" I straightened my collar, sat up straight, and said to Baimao sternly, "Well... I'm going to start trying to please you now."
The horse thieves: "..."
Baimao looked at me coldly.
I ignored his gaze, "First of all, it all started when you heard me respectfully call my broken...er, beloved horse 'The World's Number One Universe Thunderbolt Invincible Handsome Horse Lord' and you became jealous."
White Hair: "I don't have any."
Minmin: "Don't be embarrassed, I don't mean to laugh at you."
White Hair: "I don't have any."
Minmin: "Forget it, no need to explain, explanation is the same as covering up. In order to comfort your wounded heart, I decided to give you a respectful title, called...'The World's No. 1 Universe Thunderbolt Invincible Handsome White Hair'. What do you think?"
The horse thieves: “………… = □ = …………”
Baimao: "I'll kill you..."
He was angry.
The method of flattery by using honorific titles failed.
The bandits captured several pheasants and roasted them for food, and the cave was immediately filled with fragrance.
I looked at Baimao carelessly eating the chicken drumstick with pity, my mouth watering... I had been vomiting for a whole day, my stomach was empty, and I was almost going crazy with hunger! Woohoo~ ...
"Give."
Chicken legs really fell from the sky!!
I happily took the chicken leg in front of me, looked up at the angel who brought the chicken leg to me - Lao Si, who smiled at me and said, "Eat it, eat it."
For a moment, I couldn't help but burst into tears, "Woo...you are such a great silver~~~~~~"
The white-haired one is staring at me.
Holding the chicken leg in my hand, I sighed, "I know, I understand. This chicken leg should of course be presented to you, Big Boss. But, firstly, if I faint from hunger, I won't be able to continue to please you. Secondly, it is very rude to pass on a gift given by someone without doing anything. So, let me take a bite~~~~"
After saying that, he took a big bite without waiting for Baimao to react! Then, reluctantly, he handed the chicken leg with a crescent-shaped uneven tooth mark to Baimao.
The horse thieves: “………… = □ = …………”
"Bang!" The chicken leg was knocked away!
"What a waste!" I pounced on the chicken leg!
"Puff!" The sound of the blue veins on Baimao's forehead bursting.
He was angry again.
The method of pleasing people with delicious food failed.
After dinner.
I took out a small purse from my arms, opened it, and handed it to Baimao.
White Hair: "What is this?"
"Maltose, very sweet." I picked up one of the pieces, put it in my mouth, squinted my eyes and smiled sweetly at Baimao to increase credibility.
This thing is actually not called maltose at all. It is a kind of traditional Chinese medicine. Chaochao made it a while ago to moisten everyone's throat, but the taste is very similar, so I named it maltose.
Baimao stared at me, hesitated for a moment, picked up a piece and looked at it carefully .
"Boss, be careful, it's poisonous." The murderer said in a very unpleasant way.
"She doesn't have the courage to do that." Baimao threw the maltose into his mouth with a fearless look.
"Is it delicious?" I asked nervously.
“…very sweet.”
"Really? Really?" I was so happy that I danced with joy. "I told you it was delicious, and my poor horse really likes it! I relied on this maltose to feed it, and it was willing to carry me for a whole day!"
Ah, Baimao’s face turned black.
The horse thieves: “…………”
White hair, veins throbbing: "Get out."
"ah?"
Baimao, gnashing his teeth, grabbed my collar and threw me out!
"In that case, you better get out and feed your broken horse!"
He was angry again.
Candy-based flattery method failed!
The horse thieves' good horses and my broken horse were all tied in the woods outside the cave, leisurely circling and chewing the lush green grass.
I took out two pieces of maltose and stuffed them into the horse's mouth. It swallowed them with one roll of its tongue and then began to rub its nose against me, indicating that it wanted more. I stuffed two more pieces into it, but it went to give the candy to a majestic black horse to taste! You are such a fawning dog! !
Hmm? Wait, why do I feel that this is a bit harsh...
The black horse probably thought it was delicious, so it ran straight towards me, sniffed up and down with its big nose for a while, and then bit the strap of my purse and tried to pull it away! I quickly pulled it back with all my strength! It pulled it back again! A tug-of-war between the man and the horse began!
In the interval of struggling, I suddenly realized that the saddle of the black horse was very familiar. It seemed to be the mount of Baimao! Huh? He removed those skull decorations...
Before I knew it, my purse was snatched away by the dark horse!
“Ah! Give it back to me! Robbery~~~~~!!”
In the cave.
The bandits were gathered around a map, studying it.
White Hair: "What's going on?"
The fourth brother came in from outside the cave with a smile, "It seems that someone's food was stolen by your Night Blade~"
Baimao snorted coldly and said nothing.
The fourth brother observed his expression for a while and said with a smile: "Since the eldest brother wanted to let her go from the beginning, why should he bully her unnecessarily?"
Baimao had a sullen face and said nothing.
The fourth brother laughed teasingly and said, "I see. You are upset because she ran away as soon as she saw you, right?"
White Hair: “No.”
The fourth brother laughed even more happily: "Just keep talking tough."
The third brother also followed suit in a gruff voice: "A woman! If the eldest brother likes her a little, it's okay for him to take her along!"
The old voice of the second elder finally spoke: "From what we can see now, the Sixth Prince and the Fourth Prince will not really fight, so there is no need for us to stay here. Since the mission is completed, we have to go back to the clan anyway, so it doesn't matter if we take her with us."
Baimao held the map in his hand and fell into deep thought.
When the horse thieves heard that the mission was over and they would return to their tribe, they all relaxed and the atmosphere suddenly became much more relaxed and cheerful.
"Boss!" The tenth brother who was in charge of guarding came in to report.
"What's wrong?"
"That little girl ran away." Lao Shi stated expressionlessly.
"Oh. Go get it back."
"She ran away crying." Lao Shi stated expressionlessly.
"What?"
"It's like this, the horses all liked her...something sweet, they snatched it to eat, and licked her. But she didn't seem to like being licked by the horses, and after struggling for a while, she ran away crying." Lao Shi stated expressionlessly.
The horse thieves: “………… = □ = …………”
Those female protagonists in the movies who get along well with horses, dogs, and other animals with long tongues that like to lick people are all lies! My God! Their faces are covered with grass-smelling saliva! Normal people must not be able to stand it!
I was washing my face, arms and neck in a depressed mood by the stream. The broken horse was drinking water slowly beside me, and its long and soft tongue stretched out and rolled skillfully. Looking at its wet tongue, I felt a chill in my heart again! I scooped up the water and washed it vigorously! I even washed its hair!
Woohoo~~~~~!! I hate animals like horses!!!
"Do you think you can rest after escaping here? Are you too careless or do you look down on us?" Baimao's voice came from behind.
"I'm not running away, I'm just washing my face." I'm not stupid enough to think that I can escape from under the noses of a dozen masters whose martial arts are at Guo'er's level and whose riding skills are superb.
"Then let's go back." Baimao watched me climb onto the horse.
Two people rode side by side on horses, walking slowly under the moonlight.
"Ye Dao stole your things?" Bai Mao suddenly asked after a long silence.
"Yatou?"
Baimao pointed at his horse.
"Yeah." I immediately put on an aggrieved face.
Can I claim compensation? The creditor should pay! Anyway, they don't know what maltose is, can I lie to them and say it's one tael of gold per piece? No, no, it doesn't seem credible, so I'd better say it's one tael of silver per piece... (Isn't this the time to worry about this?)
"Are there any left?" Baimao asked while riding on his horse, without looking around.
“It seems there are two more pieces~”
Please, if you want to eat, just behave yourself. Your horse is much more straightforward than you in this regard! I proudly took out the broken purse, took out a piece and put it in my mouth, and handed the remaining piece to Baimao, mumbling incoherently: "This piece is mine, here, this piece is yours."
But Baimao didn't take it. He stared at me, my face and hair were wet and shiny from washing, with a half-smile on his face. There was a light in his golden eyes that seemed to me like an animal. He suddenly leaned over from his horse and ate the piece of cake in my hand.
"Mine is of course mine..."
Then, in front of my shocked gaze, he came closer and took the piece from my mouth!
"And yours… is also mine."
Finally the beast licked my lips and said, "Mmm, very sweet."
It licks me and he licks me too!
It is true that every horse has its owner!!
Baimao's smile at this moment was so handsome, so brilliant, so radiant, so contented, so like a beast!
After being shocked, frightened, and hit, I finally said something that I shouldn't have said anyway:
"Well, are you happy now? Can I leave now?"
Ahh ...
Under the round moon, Baimao transformed...
