Chapter 6 It is not easy to be brave and righteous No.33 Robbery
I'm going to slap the Premier League's big hairy head!
"I knew you couldn't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth! Robbery?! How could you come up with such an idea! How did you, a rascal, receive ideological and political education, kindergarten education, exam-oriented education, quality education, and prenatal education?"
"I think... OK, that's a good idea."
Guoer leaned against the city wall and said slowly, "My hand accusing Yingchao is still frozen in mid-air..."
I immediately abandoned my old ways and accepted all kinds of education. I got together with Guoer and started to discuss the specific action plan of robbery...
The wind blew past, and under the city wall, I stretched out my hands and made the standard Conan pose, with a paralyzed expression on my face, standing stiffly in the wind...
Men are indeed creatures with criminal genes in their blood...
South of Xitai City, the official road, and the Black Wind Forest are places where bandits frequently appear.
A rather large convoy was moving forward quickly, and the driver and the escorts all had tense expressions as if they were fully alert.
The convoy was under the name of the wealthy Wan family in the south. Wan was originally a jade merchant, and the goods were small and valuable, so naturally he had never escorted such a large convoy. The reason why it took so long this time was because of the unscrupulous nature of the merchants, who wanted to make a fortune by taking advantage of the natural disaster!
You don't have to guess, the car is full of food, salt, straw mats and other disaster relief supplies! They will soon be sold at fifty or a hundred times the price to those poor refugees who are desperately trying to survive.
In fact, the team members themselves were also very nervous. It was easy to deal with the disorganized refugees who were desperately scrambling for food, but if they encountered a powerful bandit group, they would suffer a great loss... Walking in this slightly dark bush, everyone's heart was in their throat...
Suddenly, a masked tall man appeared on a huge rock protruding from the roadside! Everyone was subconsciously startled!
Sitting lazily on the boulder, the blond, blue-eyed, high-nosed and deep-set man's voice sounded very hoarse and pleasant, but the content of his words alone made everyone stunned!
"Hi~~Robbery~~"
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The wind blows...Everyone is quiet...
Suddenly, a slender figure struggled to climb up from behind the boulder and punched the robber in the head! Then a slightly shrill voice roared:
"Idiot! Stop laughing! Be serious! We are robbing here!!"
The handsome man who was called an idiot rubbed his head innocently, "I told you it was a robbery, get straight to the point and state the main point!"
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The wind blew... Everyone became quieter...
Just when no one knew how to react, a helpless sigh was heard, and a black shadow with astonishing speed flashed past the eyes of several bodyguards like lightning!
With a clang, all the escorts' swords were thrown to the ground by the man in black!
The masked man in black stood in front of everyone with a handsome appearance, and said in a cold and deep voice: "Leave your things behind, and I will not harm your lives. Otherwise..." An astonishing murderous aura quickly spread!
Everyone was horrified and retreated...
The two clowns with their faces covered on the boulder clapped their hands recklessly without knowing whether they were alive or dead!
"Good! You have guts, buddy! I admire you!"
"Great! Guo'er is so handsome!"
"Say the lines! It's the one about this mountain and this tree, nothing more!"
"Guo'er, you did a great job! What a gangster you are! What a robber! What a worthless person you are ! Guo'er, you really are what you do!!"
Noisy, laughing...
Guoer seemed to be very proficient in this. After a while, those who should be beaten down were beaten down, and those who should be dismissed were dismissed. A first-class carriage full of temptations stood in front of us. Chaochao and I rushed over like the baboon, howling and waving our claws, scratching this bag prying that box, exclamations one after another...
"Ohh! That's a lot of food!"
"Oh! What a beautiful jade pendant!!"
"Wow! There are even cosmetics..."
The two men, holding their hands full of stolen goods and with tears in their eyes, huddled together and howled to the sky:
"Robbery I love you--!!"
Suddenly, both of our mouths were covered at the same time. Guoer looked into the depths of the woods with a focused mind. I was so frightened that I opened my eyes wide and stared into the depths of the woods, but saw nothing.
"There are people, coming on horseback, there seem to be about ten of them."
I tried to open my eyes wider, but still saw nothing. I looked up at Guo'er. Could this be the legendary... catching flies by locating their positions based on their sounds? (From "The Young Master", which seems to be played by Jimmy Lin)
"Hurry!" Guoer threw us into the car one by one, "Let's go now!"
Well, first of all, we don’t know how to drive a carriage. Second, the convoy is too long and inconvenient to move. Third, the opponent is too powerful, right? ! ! !
Just as we walked a short distance, there was a cloud of dust in the woods, startling all the birds and animals! A group of horse thieves in long robes jumped out of the jungle! They were all dressed in dark blue horse clothes, wearing Persian-like turbans, with their faces completely blocked, leaving only their eyes exposed with a fierce look! They had Mongolian scimitars on their waists, and shouted in a foreign language! They were all great horsemen, and they moved around in the woods full of obstacles as if they were walking on flat ground, moving as fast as the wind! In a blink of an eye, they blocked our way and surrounded us with their well-trained skills!
Their leader was different from the others. He was dressed in black, with a turban and a mask on his head. He stepped forward and raised his chin towards us in a joking manner.
"Leave your things behind, and I won't harm your lives."
Well! You plagiarized my Guoer's lines!
Before I could say anything, the Premier League was upset. He also raised his chin towards the masked guy and shouted recklessly: "I won't give it to you! What are you going to do? We robbed this with great effort! (Why can you say this so confidently?) If you want it, won't you rob others?!"
“Hehe…” The masked man sneered, and my hair stood on end. “It’s you we’re robbing today!”
Well! Black eats black! Is there any law left? ! (Law...)
I turned around and yelled, "Chaochao! Don't waste your time talking to them! They dare to rob us? No one can leave today! Close the door! Let them go!!"
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Guoer covered my screaming mouth with a frown on his face, dragged me to the back of the convoy and threw me onto the car! Then he threw Chaochao over as well.
Guo Er said with a bad face, "They all have calm auras and are masters. Please don't cause trouble for me."
I sat up from the sack unconvinced, "Are we afraid of them?"
"They are strong in numbers."
"The truth is often in the hands of a few people!"
"what are you saying?"
"Evil cannot prevail over good! Justice will prevail!" I waved my hands and shouted loudly! "We are robbing the rich to help the poor for the sake of disaster victims! They are for! They are for... uh, for..." I pointed at the group of horse thieves, turned my head and asked the masked man without shame: "Hey! Why are you robbing?"
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My hand was still frozen in the air, with my index finger still pointing directly at the masked man's nose~~~I'm dead~~~~~~~~~~
The masked man looked at me for a while, then laughed a low laugh that made my hair stand on end. He turned to the man on his left and asked with a smile, "Old Third, why do you think we're robbing?"
The third brother seemed to be a rough man. He scratched his head and muttered in very unstandard Mandarin:
"Who knows? Just grab the money!"
The masked man smiled even more deeply, "Old Four, what do you think?"
"Fun~ Hehe~" The fourth brother looked at us with cunning eyes.
What kind of world is this? People have nothing better to do than rob people for fun?!
"Where's Lao Wu?"
"Murder..." a sinister voice.
My heart was shaking with fear.
"Sixth brother?"
"Exercise!" he shouted with great pride.
You'd better join my fitness and weight loss alliance...please don't do anything immoral here, okay?
"Seventh?"
"Ah... nothing... everyone is out to rob, I'll just join in the fun..."
Is there anyone who wants to join in the fun?! (Angry)
"Where's Lao Ba?"
"Robbery." Simple and decisive. Robbery is just for the sake of robbery. Robbery is just for the sake of robbery. Brother, you have the potential to be a philosopher.
"Where's Lao Jiu?"
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Then the bandits around the masked man gave a puzzling answer each from the third to the thirteenth one, as if counting.
Finally, the masked man rode his horse to the back of the convoy, took a few steps closer, looked down at me with interest and said, "These are roughly the reasons, you can choose to use them~"
Guoer stood in front of me with a stern face and drew his sword.
In an instant, the murderous aura of both sides burst out! Even I couldn't help but shrink and retreated unconsciously... Ying Ying stretched out his hand to support me, patted my back soothingly, and held my hand tightly...
The masked man snorted contemptuously and retreated to the back. The group of Arabic numerals immediately jumped up and surrounded Guoer. Guoer was not a pushover. He shook his long sword and started fighting with them! The swords flashed back and forth, and it was impossible to tell who was the winner for a while!
The rough man called the third one frankly praised: "This guy is a master! Not simple!" The masked man sneered, "It's a pity that no matter how powerful he is, he can only be used to decorate my saddle in the end!"
Premier League whispered nearby, "That bastard's saddle is decorated with skulls all around! How cruel!"
I became even more anxious and worried. With one against ten, no matter how strong Guo'er was, he wouldn't be able to hold on for long. How could this go on?
No! We can't just sit there and wait for death!
