Chapter 59: The Effect of the Pig's Hoof Tree
"A giant pig's hoof tree? Why is there such a weird thing in this world?"
Gu Sanqiu was a little dumbfounded: "So what are the brains of those big guys made of? How can they come up with such weird things?"
"Then the question is, if I can become the king of Teyvat..."
Gu Sanqiu was thoughtful. Wouldn't it be interesting if he wrote a rule in the law that "everyone can have an emperor-level butt?"
But there is a high probability that he will die miserably .
…
"Yoho, so you're still willing to go with us?"
"I'm afraid you'll die in Guyun Pavilion."
Gu Sanqiu threw two big elbows at Xingqiu and Chongyun.
"Find a quiet place and eat it. I'll protect you. Don't ask me where this thing came from. Anyway, it's a good thing."
Half an hour later, a noise-level wailing sound was heard from a forest outside Liyue Harbor.
"No! I like girls, I don't like men, stay away from me, asshole!"
Xingqiu's usual gentle and refined gentlemanly demeanor completely collapsed. The long sword in his hand seemed to be a spear and sword in one, and the cold light was emitted and retracted, forming a cold light field that was difficult for people to step into.
Chongyun, on his other side, sat cross-legged on the ground, brows furrowed as he struggled hard, but he was not as out of control as Xingqiu.
However, everything within a ten-meter radius around him had turned black, and only Gu Sanqiu, who had held up the shield, helped suppress the restlessness of his pure yang body, thus ensuring that no forest fire occurred.
"Yeah, that's right. It seems that he has been pursued by many girls, so his ability to withstand blows is really good."
Gu Sanqiu turned his head and glanced at Xingqiu who was dancing with a sword on the spot: "This guy... I guess he has a lot of experience in books, but due to his status, not many girls dare to express their feelings to him, otherwise he wouldn't be so crazy."
He also ate a spicy pork elbow when he was at home. When he came to his senses, he had three or four layers of shields on his body, but he even forgot why he opened the shields.
As for the experience... the fact that it forced him to open his shield is enough to prove how outrageous the effect of this big pig hoof tree is.
If it weren't for the fact that his mental power could control the elemental power more smoothly, he would have suspected that what he had just taken was actually some high-level drug.
"Tsk, Fontaine already has cameras out, why haven't they got a video camera yet?"
Looking at Xingqiu who was howling like a ghost, Gu Sanqiu sighed with regret. If there was a recording device, he might be able to blackmail Xingqiu for a huge sum of money.
"Am I still alive?"
Sword dancing, or aggressive self-defense, is ultimately a physically demanding activity. After nearly an hour, Xingqiu finally collapsed to the ground, uttering unconscious murmurs.
"You're alive, you're fine."
Just as Gu Sanqiu was about to walk over to help him, he saw Xingqiu crawling back a few times in fear.
"Don't come over here! I'm disgusted by all male creatures now!"
"…What did you see just now?"
"I kept dancing with the sword, and the man's eyes were filled with tenderness, tolerance and love. Even when I cut his wounds, he only showed a hint of pain at the right time, which made me feel cared for, redeemed and even heartbroken..."
"wrong!"
"Why should I tell you, bastard! I order you to immediately erase what I just said from your mind!"
"late."
Gu Sanqiu looked at Xingqiu with a sly smile on his face: "It's rare to get such explosive news about Master Xingqiu. Do you think I will listen to you?"
"Take my sword!"
Xingqiu jumped up with a sword in hand and stabbed at Gu Sanqiu, but was easily blocked by a shield. The recoil force also bounced him several meters away.
"Don't waste your energy. I've already asked Sister Beidou to arrange the boat. If you continue to make trouble, do you plan to land in Guyun Pavilion at night? What's the difference between this and an ordinary person breaking into a haunted house alone in the middle of the night?"
Gu Sanqiu threw a bottle of precious pills to Chongyun: "Here you go, swallow two pills and meditate for ten minutes. You should be able to recover, but the mental exhaustion may take a little longer to recover."
"Me, I want one too."
……_：(′_`」∠):_……
Xingqiu let out a weak cry.
In the end, it was Gu Sanqiu who condensed elements into two long chopsticks and fed the precious pill into Xingqiu's mouth from a distance, thus solving the problem of the young master "refusing males to approach".
"Tsk, if you can't even handle this little hardship, how can you go to Guyun Pavilion? Not to mention that our goal is to get a piece of the Demon God's remnant. Don't let us go home without even finding any of it."
“This is different.”
Xingqiu finally recovered a little and sat down against the tree.
"Why would a bunch of grown men come to test me? If it were a pretty girl, I would show you what it means to pass the test at lightning speed without getting tempted."
"Wake up, no matter how many books you read, it's completely different from actually encountering this kind of situation."
Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes. "Reading? Do you think my reading volume is not comparable to yours? I opened four or five layers of shields in a row, and then I was chanting scriptures and pretending to be dead."
"Ah, I suddenly discovered the usefulness of the Rock Elemental God's Eye."
Xingqiu shook his head: "Sister Beidou, aren't you ready for your next voyage? Why haven't you left yet?"
"She said that the next voyage will take some time. After all, not all the crew members are iron men. They also need to rest and spend some time with their families."
Gu Sanqiu's eyes sparkled. "Also, the situation at Inazuma seems to be a little off. Sister Beidou told me that she plans to take advantage of this opportunity to stock up on a batch of goods and make a fortune."
"Ah, she is indeed the famous sea devil in Liyue Harbor."
Xingqiu stood up slowly: "Shall we set off?"
"Walking."
…
The sea breeze was howling, and the waves crashing against it had a hint of saltiness. Gu Sanqiu sat on the edge of the boat, watching the fishing line rise and fall with the waves.
"Is this the boat you borrowed?"
Xingqiu shouted to Gu Sanqiu from the observation deck: "Isn't this just an ordinary boat? We can both buy this thing easily!"
"This is not a boat, it can be considered a small yacht after all."
Gu Sanqiu shook the fishing rod gently. "It's already great that Southern Cross can find such a small boat. And think about where we are going. How could Sister Beidou lend us a big boat?"
"If the ship sinks, or we find a way to escape, how can you ask her to temporarily build a large ship that can easily cross the sea?"
"Besides, a big ship cannot be sailed by the three of us. We are going to Guyun Pavilion. Do you think any kind-hearted sailor will go with us?"
"I say, aren't you two a little too idle?"
Chongyun, who was at the helm, leaned over and shouted to Xingqiu, "Stop chatting away, at least give me some direction, or we'll run aground."
"Don't worry, with this guy here, it's basically impossible for us to run aground."
The wind was strong at sea, and the few people could only communicate by shouting.
"That guy is not fishing, but using elemental force to detect underwater fluctuations. Whether it is a sea beast or a change in terrain, he will get feedback!"
"Then what are you doing up there! Why don't you come and help me!"
"I'm thinking of a plot for my new book, and looking far ahead helps me express my inspiration!"
Chongyun curled his lips and said, "Anyway, it's a book that even the Wanwen Collection doesn't want to collect. What's the point of thinking about it?"
