Chapter 58 The Girl Polishing the Mirror
Although Ye Hao's method was against the rules, Zheng Wen was not a serious antique dealer. Seeing that this disgusting thing could finally be sold, he didn't care about how to get paid. The two took out their phones and gestured for a while, and then completed the transaction. Zhang Dadao saw Ye Hao fiddling with the thing and felt a little annoyed. He shook his chin at him and said, "Go to the big head's stall over there. That guy is my subordinate. There are some good things on the stall. See if there is what Zhang Shengyan is looking for."
Ye Hao was stunned, unzipped his pants and thrust the thing in like a sword, then he said, "I obey your orders!" Then he took a square step, and walked away with a "clang clang clang clang" sound. Zhang Dadao looked a little dumbfounded, and asked Zheng Wen, "Do you think this guy has some brain problems?"
Zheng Wen's face looked better when he saw Ye Hao walking away. He nodded slightly and said, "If you say he has a problem with his brain, then I guess it's almost the same. But I say, don't you feel disgusted? I almost squirted when that guy licked me!"
Zhang Dadao glanced at him strangely and said, "What's disgusting? You're surprised by what you've seen! You're just kidding me. I just established relationships with some big clients! And as for your efforts to find a way to get into the black market, the guy who disgusted you just now has a way!"
Zheng Wen was stunned and touched his chin and said, "Is this true? Are you so capable? Brother Long and I have been looking here for a month, but we just met Mr. Wang and got to know several black market bosses. You have only been with us for a few days, you must have done this before, right?" A hint of doubt flashed in Zheng Wen's eyes.
Zhang Dadao squatted in front of the stall and picked his nose. As he did so, he smeared the mucus on the high-end imitation porcelains, saying, "I don't need to do this, it's easy for those who know how to do it, but difficult for those who don't. I have a lot of experience in the world. Not to mention hooking up with a few black market bosses, I can even go to Dongguan without any money and have a good time!"
As soon as Zheng Wen heard it, he knew that Zhang Dadao was talking nonsense again, and he waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "Go away! Sooner or later, you will be swept away by the yellow goods! I will talk to Brother Long later. Take that kid somewhere else, what kind of fool is this! Don't mess up the business!"
Zhang Dadao curled his lips, stood up and shouted to Ye Hao: "General Ritian, let's go take a look somewhere else!"
Ye Hao had no interest in antiques. Even if there were some good stuff on Wu Datou's stall, in his eyes, it was not as interesting as Mr. Jiao's. He felt bored after looking at it for a while. When he heard Zhang Dadao's call, he jumped over. He said, "Master Science! Do you remember the short-haired girl who was with me that day?"
Zhang Dadao was digging out a piece of snot and wiped it on a Taobao shopper who passed by him. He said, "I don't remember her. She's definitely not a girl with outstanding qualifications."
Ye Hao was stunned by this statement and shook his head: "Not good? Pretty good, huh? The body is hot and the face is not bad either. Oh, do you like the long-haired and pure type?"
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and replied weakly, "Anyone with good qualifications is fine. What's your business? Could it be that the girl was attracted by my extraordinary and otherworldly aura and wanted to be my cauldron, but was too embarrassed to say it directly, so she used coercion and bribery to make you a lobbyist?"
Ye Hao was stunned for a while. After Zhang Dadao took a few steps, he finally reacted. He quickly caught up with him and said contemptuously, "Master of Science? Can you not feel so good about yourself? How did you come up with that coercion and inducement thing?"
Zhang Dadao replied casually with a tired look on his face: "Isn't that so? Then why do you mention her for no reason ? Also, if you curse my master again next time, I will put a curse on you!" When he said the last sentence, Zhang Dadao's face suddenly changed to a serious one, as if he had suffered a great insult.
Ye Hao was stunned, then nodded and said, "Oh my god, I spoke too quickly! But do you really know how to cast a Gu? There is a master named Wang, the one who was recently exposed. Do you know him? Is your Gu also a magic trick? Or is it really a golden silkworm Gu or something like that?"
Zhang Dadao ignored Ye Hao and browsed the things on the stalls. Seeing that Zhang Dadao ignored him, Ye Hao could only talk about business: "Master, I really need your help! It's about that girl, I'm telling the truth! That girl is Wang Erxiao's sister. I pursued her before, but it didn't work out!"
Zhang Dadao nodded, and while looking at the things on the stall, he interrupted, "Matchmaking is not within the scope of our business, but I have a secret medicine called 'I Love a Piece of Chai'. It only costs 998 yuan for a course of treatment. Or why don't you try 300 to 500 yuan for a course of treatment first?"
"Damn it, I'm a good horse and I won't turn back! Besides, do I need to use such a despicable method? You must have copied this name from Stephen Chow's movie!" Ye Ritian's personality was insulted and he exploded. The people nearby glared at him and condemned him for making too loud a noise.
Zhang Dadao was calm and composed, not caring at all. He said, "You look like a scumbag, it doesn't matter whether you use these means or not. It doesn't affect my evaluation of your character, but don't worry, we are open to do business, don't say you are a scumbag, as long as you have money, we don't care whether you are poor or not. And the name is just a detail, don't worry about it!"
"No need!" Ye Hao said, but he was not angry. He was also a funny guy and didn't take it seriously. He calmed down after a while and explained: "I'm talking about serious matters! Didn't I fail to catch up with that girl? I was ridiculed by a few friends and I said it was not my problem. The girl didn't like men at all and was a lesbian. Those guys just didn't believe it. Taoist priest, don't you have sharp eyes? How about you cut it off for me?"
Zhang Dadao's eyes sparkled as he looked at something on the stall, but he smelled it casually: "What is lace? She doesn't like men, and that girl likes to polish mirrors?"
Ye Hao nodded repeatedly. He was also a literary youth who had read rare books such as "The Monk of Lantern Grass". He praised: "Master, you are very cultured. The description of grinding the mirror is both appropriate and vivid. Is this rhetoric method a metaphor?"
Zhang Dadao was amused and said with a smile: "Who knows what it is! It's okay to show it to you, but I still have to charge for it! How about this!" Zhang Dadao pointed at the thing on the stall that he had been looking at for a long time and said: "Sell this to me, and I'll do it for you. Not to mention confirming whether she likes to polish mirrors, it's no problem for you to let me adjust it for her!"
When Ye Hao heard Zhang Dadao agreed, he nodded happily, took a half step forward to take a look at the thing Zhang Dadao was talking about, and said to the stall owner: "Boss, what is this thing that this Taoist has taken a fancy to? How much is it?"
The boss was already annoyed with the two guys when he saw them quarreling in front of his stall! When he saw them coming to buy something, his expression didn't improve much. He just glanced at Ye Hao and silently extended his hand.
