Chapter 58 I Learned Magic
"Then please give it to me, husband!" Qingsi said with a smile and placed her fair little hand in front of Shen Lang.
"Forehead!"
how to give you?
Should I cut my pants off myself?
Shen Lang's smile froze, his eyes rolled, and he reached out to hold Qingsi's small hand in his. Then he flipped up his robe to cover the dagger, and then took off a red peace locket pendant from his neck and placed it in Qingsi's hand.
"What is this?" Qingsi looked at the red locket in her hand, somewhat confused.
Shen Lang looked at the red peace locket pendant and explained, "This peace locket has been with me for twenty years. It was made of top-grade red jade that my mother personally found and polished. My mother put it on my neck when I was born!"
"My mother doesn't want me to be rich and powerful in this life, as long as I am safe and sound!" Shen Lang smiled and said, "This peace locket has never left my side. Today I will give this peace locket pendant to my wife. It will protect you from being in trouble. Wearing it is like I am by your side!" As he said that, Shen Lang took the peace locket in his hand and put it on Qingsi's neck himself.
The affectionate words made Qingsi's eyes moist. Feeling the remaining warmth, she threw herself into Shen Lang's arms: "Thank you, husband!"
"Well, be good!" Shen Lang patted Qingsi's back and spoke. He let out a breath and wiped the sweat from his forehead. This hurdle was passed!
I'm such a fucking genius!
After spending some time with Qingsi, Shen Lang asked Qingsi to go back to the car and rest quickly, because it was already late at night and it would be dawn in a few hours.
Seeing Qingsi returning to the car contentedly, Shen Lang let out a long breath, stood up from the stone, stretched his body, looked up at the position of the moon, and thought to himself: All the digging tonight was in vain.
After adding some firewood to the campfire, Shen Lang felt sleepy. He sat on a rock, found a comfortable position, and began to doze off with his eyes closed.
“Ding ding ding!”
As a result, as soon as Shen Lang closed his eyes, the radar sounded an alarm. He quickly sat up, walked in front of the radar and took a look, his eyes lit up.
At this time, twenty targets were moving quickly towards the carriage from different directions.
"Hey, hey, hey, wake up, wake up!" Shen Lang turned around and walked to Chen Buyong, stretched out his right foot and kicked Chen Buyong's butt.
"Ah? What's wrong?" Chen Buyong sat up suddenly and said sleepily.
"Someone is coming!" Shen Lang looked at Chen Buyong and said excitedly.
Chen Buyong looked at Shen Lang dully: "Oh!" After that, he lay down on the stone again, closed his eyes and began to snore.
Without a sound, Chen Buyong opened his eyes, sat up, shook his head, looked at Shen Lang and said, "Is there an assassin?"
"Yeah!" Shen Lang nodded.
"That's great!" Chen Buyong was a little excited.
The hole I dug all night long finally came in handy!
I thought I had wasted my time tonight!
I didn't expect these assassins to be so respectful!
"How many are coming?" Chen Buyong stood up from the stone, took a few steps to the front of the radar, looked at the moving targets on it and counted them one by one.
"Why are there only twenty of them?" Chen Buyong was a little unhappy!
Shen Lang and I had dug hundreds of pits, and these twenty were not enough to blow them up!
So stingy!
We sent an assassin to kill him, but so few came!
Shen Lang was listening at the side and had a very unhappy face!
Boy, he’s still not happy!
The mines have been laid in advance and precautions have been taken. If you are not prepared at all and twenty people come, you will cry and shout why so many people came!
"I planted the discus in this direction!" Chen Buyong pointed at the two assassins on the radar who were approaching the mines and said, "Quick, step on them, step on them!"
"boom!"
The next moment, a loud bang tore through the silent night, like the roar of a wild beast, resounding throughout the forest. Even Shen Lang felt the ground beneath his feet tremble. The three horses pulling the cart struggled restlessly and neighed softly.
The three women in the carriage were startled by the explosion. They opened the curtain and quickly ran down from the carriage. When they came to Shen Lang, they asked in surprise, "What happened?"
Dean Shangguan Yu was also frightened by the explosion. Although he had been through many battles and had a lot of experience, he had never seen a landmine in the 21st century. He also pulled open the curtain, got out of the car, and looked at the flames rising into the sky not far away.
"what happened?"
"It's okay, it's okay. Buyong and I built some defensive fortifications around you while you were sleeping. We thought we had worked in vain tonight, but an assassin really came!"
Shen Lang pointed at the flames of the explosion in the distance and said, "Look, the fortifications are working!"
"Haha, it's blown to death, blown to death, the target has disappeared!" Chen Buyong said excitedly, clapping his hands.
"What kind of construction has been done that is so powerful?" Shangguan Yu was a man who had seen the world after all, and he quickly regained his composure.
"Well, it's a kind of bomb, a very powerful one. As long as someone steps on it, it will explode!" Shen Lang pondered for a moment and began to explain.
Shangguan Yu paused after hearing this and said, "Is it something like a tiger rack?"
"Almost!" Shen Lang nodded: " However , it doesn't pinch people's feet, but explodes to kill people!"
"boom!"
There was another loud bang, and a ball of fire flashed again not far away. The fire flew and the dirt splashed. Two more assassins stepped on the landmines and were blown into pieces of mud and bones.
"Ha ha!"
Shen Lang looked at the two targets that disappeared from the screen and said, "I buried this one. Now we are even at one to one!"
The three girls' faces turned pale due to the noise of the landmine explosion. They hid behind Shen Lang, poking their heads out and looking in the direction of the explosion.
"Husband, is this egg so powerful?" Chang Rumo asked.
"Don't even mention people. Even a huge rock weighing several thousand pounds can be blown into pieces. Tell me how powerful it is!" Shen Lang said with a smile on his face.
"Oh my God, this is so scary!" Mingyue pulled Shen Lang's sleeve and spoke.
"It's okay, don't be afraid!" Shen Lang patted Mingyue's little hand and said, "Only two of them exploded. Brother Buyong and I sold hundreds of them!"
"What?" Qingsi exclaimed in surprise: "Hundreds?"
"Yes!" Shen Lang nodded and pointed at the surroundings: "We have set up defenses all around us. There are no blind spots. If you want to rush over and assassinate us, you must step over the mines!"
After hearing this, the three women looked at each other, and finally Chang Rumo spoke up: "Husband, how come you can always come up with so many weird things? How do you do it?"
"Forehead!"
This is a difficult question to answer!
Tell them that there is a King of Weapons system in his body, which can be created by just snapping his fingers. Not only will they not believe it, but if it is the first time he hears someone say it, he will not believe it either!
This is bullshit!
Rolling his eyes, Shen Lang put his hands behind his back and spoke.
"I learned juggling!"
