Chapter 57: Show

Chapter 57: Show

  In fact, the freedom of presidents has never been restricted. When the US President expressed his desire to visit more of Luofu's customs and culture, Tianbosi gave him the greatest freedom except for some confidential places.

  So the president went out to the toilet to relieve the psychological pressure he had been under, and when he came back he asked to visit the Dandingsi in Luofu.

  Yukong frowned slightly, but soon relaxed again: "Of course."

  Batman tried to look down. The thin ground was suspended in the sky ten thousand meters high. The clouds under his feet covered the entire earth. It was so thick that just looking down would give a person a heart attack. Are the hearts of the Luofu people so strong?

  To be honest, if the people of Luofu really don't want to live one day, jumping down seems to be a very time-saving and labor-saving way.

  "Wow, family member, do you want to jump? You are quite adventurous!"

  Xiao Guizi, who came to look for news, saw the barbarians lying on the side and peeking out. The fiery red girl came up to greet them enthusiastically and started chatting with them in a very familiar manner.

  "Hello, my name is Gui Naifen, I am a Luofu acrobatic artist. My main job is to live stream online and perform on the street. What is your name?"

  Gui Naifen held Bruce's hand tightly and pulled him back from the edge of the cliff. Her ponytail swayed, and the highly saturated color made the dark-colored bats feel a little uncomfortable.

  Dick was stunned. He didn't even notice where this guy came from. He just stood aside, his hand holding the rope stiff for a long time, and finally put it into Tim's arms.

  What else could Tim do? Of course he chose to forgive him. Fortunately, Gui Naifen didn't notice this, allowing him to put the rope into his universal belt.

  By the way, wearing pants outside your belt is not a good idea.

  "I'm Bruce. Listen, I'm very busy right now and don't have time to do a live broadcast with you. This is 200 Patrolmen..." Bruce deliberately mispronounced a word to create the image of an unlearned barbarian.

  "Yes, Xun Di, family, and since I have taken your money, according to the rules of our underworld, I have to perform acrobatics for you. Do you prefer to eat noodles while standing upside down or break rocks with your chest?"

  Gui Naifen quickly took Bruce's money, ignored his cold face and took a series of actions, vowing to pull this family member back from the brink of suicide.

  Dick, who had seen enough of Batman's jokes, stepped forward to help: "Miss, Bruce is not looking for death. He is just curious whether it will be dangerous to be at such a high place without a guardrail."

  Gui Naifen looked at Bruce and nodded, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, you really scared me to death, family, I thought you were not satisfied with Luo Fu, and wanted to hang yourself here quietly for everyone to see."

  "I won't commit suicide, and I won't hang myself at anyone's door." Bruce was frowning. Although he was grateful for the girl's help, he still had a mission to complete and really didn't have time to fool around with her.

  "Hey, I'm sorry to have wasted your time. I just charged you two hundred Xundi, so I'll show you a quick acrobatic performance."

  Gui Naifen touched her head embarrassedly and looked at them with blinking eyes.

  "You don't have to--" Dick continued to persuade, but halfway through his words, his pupils trembled as he saw the bright girl suddenly lean back and fall cleanly into the sky ten thousand meters high.

  "Guinaifen!"

  Bruce and Dick rushed forward together, but before they could regret, cry bitterly and hug each other, Guinevere was blown back by a gust of air and performed an air trampoline in front of them.

  "See? There are protective measures here."

  Gui Naifen was blown up and down in front of them by the air currents. She changed her posture every time she jumped, making heart shapes, V signs, and even doing splits in the air, which made Bruce feel that the two hundred dollars he spent was worth it.

  "...At least this time we don't have to worry about any danger of falling here." Tim closed the jade sign and said lightly.

  "Yes, but now, smile and applaud with me, and don't let her think that performing these is not enough for two hundred tours of lightning." Dick squeezed out these words from his teeth, pretending to be amazed and clapping vigorously on his face.

  The three-member team that braved the Dragon Pond gathered at Kunyu Terrace. Nick Fury stayed comfortably in the inn, directing these brave heroes from behind the scenes.

  They came at an untimely moment, because the President of the United States had just gone to Dandingsi with a bunch of burdens, and also took away a large team of guards.

  But it can also be said that they came at the right time.

  "Chief, what's the first step?" Captain America held the shield nervously. He felt like he was back on tour because he was now wearing Captain America's uniform.

  Hawkeye pulled his belt uncomfortably. He felt like a primitive man with a quiver on his back and a bow and arrow in his hand.

  Only Natasha was better off, because her uniform was just a plain leather jacket besides looking too sexy... Well, being too sexy could be a bit outrageous sometimes, because she found that all the people looking at her were girls.

  Nick Fury cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, first, open your phone and download a certain audio app."

  Everyone obeyed with doubt.

  "Then, open Tik Tok, click to register, click the live broadcast button..." Fury chattered and directed the 70-year-old man to fiddle with these high-tech products, while he skillfully marked Captain America's account with a blue V certification.

  "Chief, I feel something strange..." Captain America was surprised to find that a large number of people suddenly appeared in his live broadcast room. These people appeared crazily in the lower left corner, and he also found that the number of people in his live broadcast room was still increasing crazily.

  "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll give your live studio a name that's more popular...Give me administrator privileges."

  "Can't SHIELD hack into this software?" Hawkeye complained.

  "No, we want to, but Tik Tok is a company product. I heard that the software uses Luofu's algorithm. The smartest brains in the universe don't know how these guys calculated it...Okay."

  Steve saw the title change from garbled text to "Captain America bravely goes to Rover to save the president."

  "Hey! Where are Natasha and I?" Hawkeye protested.

  "You are politically correct, Hawkeye, and now your image on the Internet is a transgender, a vegetarian and an extreme animal protection. Natasha, your image is a pioneering feminist, and you also privately sponsor countless children and have an independent brand."

  Nick Fury arranged for SHIELD employees to lead the pace in the comment section while sighing:

  "If I didn't have to direct everything behind the scenes, I could go on stage myself. That way, you would have one more black person here. Maybe next time I recruit someone of Mexican descent, or maybe I should go to the reserve and catch an Indian..."

  "I would rather switch with you." The transgender Hawkeye looked at a group of white leftists pouring into his live broadcast room with a complicated expression, while Natasha happily greeted the sisters in the live broadcast room.

  Steve prepared himself mentally with a stiff face: These are all future votes, votes, votes...

  Soon, this live broadcast room with a sensational title was on the hot search list, and many anchors took the opportunity to start a secondary broadcast. They began to watch Captain America save the president live.

  Player: What a lively national carnival, system, give me gifts, I want to be number one!

  The player who owns almost two-thirds of the Earth did not become the first on Captain America's list. After Steve understood the mechanism of this gift, he closed the gift option. He said to the other end of the screen with a serious face:

  "Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me for being an old antique from 70 years ago and not understanding your magical genders, but please cherish the money in your hands and don't spend it on a stranger casually. You should use it to do something more meaningful."

  The barrage of comments was quiet for a moment, and then began to explode. The host broadcasting the video exaggeratedly praised Captain America's integrity. Some people were extremely excited and started scolding Captain America for disrespecting gender online, but they were quickly blasted by Rhythm Master of S.H.I.E.L.D.

  Hawkeye and Natasha also turned off the gift receiving system, but the majority of the traffic still belonged to Captain America. The three of them looked at each other helplessly, and Steve smiled helplessly:

  "Avengers, move out."

  Dandingsi, a medical market.

  The presidents walked arrogantly past the huge dragon tree in the center of the market. After knowing that Luofu was not interested in land and sea, and had no regard for their lives, they all put on their presidential airs, determined not to bring down the dignity of the country.

  It’s a pity that among so many short-lived species that have passed by here, none of them discovered that this dragon tree is the truly natural and pollution-free long-lived species.

  Although many doctors of the Danding Division were withdrawn to provide treatment in various places due to the turmoil in Jianmu, the Danding Division still allocated a few people to be responsible for the health of these presidents.

  "My Alzheimer's disease is cured!" A president who did not want to reveal his name cried with joy, and other leaders also came forward to congratulate and compliment him.

  The American president pointed to the big furnace over there and said, "Can we go take a look?"

  Sichen Palace.

  Captain America installed the filming equipment, and then walked directly to the gate of the Palace of Hours according to Nick Fury's instructions. According to the director of SHIELD, this was all to demonstrate their bravery and courage to face the battle head-on.

  "...Anyway, the people from Luofu won't do anything to you. Just go up and ask. They will most likely let us meet the president directly, and then turn off the camera in the name of inconvenience for filming."

  "And then get the president to recognize Steve as his heir, right?" Hawkeye said.

  "Of course, but don't make it too obvious. The president probably won't meet with us for too long, but this little bit of time is enough."

  So they entered the Sichen Palace openly, and a staff member even thought they were there to handle the entry procedures for the martial arts competition.

  "We want to see the president." Captain America stated his intentions. He lowered the camera to ensure that no one's face was captured. The people in the live broadcast room could only marvel at the cybernetic plum tree in the camera.

  The staff member was slightly confused: "But the president just... I will inform you."

  Xi Kui thought they were here to cause trouble. After all, everyone knew that the presidents had just left, so she decided to give them the cold shoulder first.

  Natasha stopped her and said, "Wait, miss, where is the bathroom here? My companions and I are a little...inconvenient."

  Everyone in the live broadcast room held their breath, hoping that their plan would not be discovered.

  Xi Kui didn't know what they wanted to do here, but since no one could steal information under the nose of the fox man, she still pointed them in the direction.


  Hawkeye whispered to the live studio: "Friends, we have entered here now, but the staff is obviously perfunctory with us. We must take this opportunity to sneak in..."

  The three of them went into the bathroom and turned off the camera, planning to change their clothes before exploring the Sichen Palace.

  "Strange, I thought it would be easy. Robin wouldn't do anything to the president..." Nick was a little surprised, but didn't take it to heart until Natasha screamed on the communication channel.

  "Wow, my ears..." Hawkeye rubbed his ears with lingering fear. Fortunately, his eyes were not injured. He asked into the communicator:

  "What's wrong, Natasha?"

  The voice of Black Widow came from the channel: "The President is in the bathroom!"