Chapter 567: Professor Hawking's Appreciation, the Beautiful Woman Who Loves to Fart
"Is it really enough to just pierce the temple?" Doctor Anne was obviously a little unconvinced.
She hadn't realized yet that Li Quan had broken free from her hypnosis.
"For ordinary cerebral hemorrhage, piercing the temple is enough. If it is serious, you can pierce the three important acupoints on the top of the head, Baihui, Tongtian and Shenting." Li Quan said nonsense in a serious manner.
Anne obviously didn't understand Chinese medicine and was confused by what she heard.
There are too many acupoints.
"Just using silver needles to prick the acupuncture points you mentioned can cure cerebral hemorrhage, right?" Doctor Annie secretly rejoiced. Today she learned the traditional Chinese medical skills to treat cerebral hemorrhage.
"That's right! As long as Doctor Annie treats the patients according to the method I taught her, I guarantee that if you treat one patient, one will die, and if you treat two patients, both will die." Li Quan's face showed a strong expression of sarcasm.
If time wasn't so tight, he would have definitely made trouble for this female psychologist.
At this moment, just a slight punishment will be enough.
"Ah...you, you were not hypnotized by me?" Only then did Annie realize that Li Quan was looking at her with a mocking expression.
She understood that she had been fooled by Li Quan.
"Haha, Doctor Anne, do you really think that you can use the dazzling effect of this purple ring, plus ambergris, amber and other things, to confuse my mind and hypnotize me? Don't be too confident. Medical skills are not to be used on innocent people."
Li Quan taught the woman a lesson.
With the help of smell diagnosis and medicine identification, he could basically deduce the composition of the hypnotic spices used by Anne.
"It's better to meet in person than to hear about it. Doctor Li Quan has made a great name for himself in the Magic City. He is indeed a real talent. You can even identify the ingredients of the hypnotic spices I used. That's amazing. But this ring of mine is not an ordinary ring. It is made of the treasure of amethyst, the magic crystal.
Although the ring face looks exquisite, the processes, patterns and even every refractive surface are all carefully designed, cut and polished.
Many people with weak willpower will feel dizzy and confused as long as they look at it for a few seconds. "
Anne proudly introduced the origin of the purple ring on her hand.
I never thought that such a small ring could have so many names.
All I can say is that every profession has its specialties.
A skilled craftsman working in collaboration with a psychologist was able to make a ring that has a hypnotic effect.
Li Quan's horizons were broadened.
"Been taught a lesson!"
Li Quan bowed and said nothing more.
Straight into the locker room.
After changing into sterile surgical clothes, he found that Ye Ru had already changed her clothes.
Anne and Professor Hawking are both faster.
They have entered the operating room.
In fact, the little girl who needs treatment now does not need surgery.
They change into sterile surgical gowns when entering, more to protect the entire operating room from contamination.
On the cold operating table, under the shadowless light, lay a thin little girl.
It was the little girl who suddenly fainted that they saw on the big screen.
"Doctor Li Quan, you guys should treat the patient first!"
Professor Hawking is quite a gentleman and modest person.
Although he entered the operating room earlier than Li Quan, he let Li Quan treat the patient first.
"I just came in to take a look, please come in!" Li Quan showed great respect to Professor Hawking.
He would not take the lead.
And he wasn't very sure.
Especially in the area of psychotherapy, Dr. Anne must be involved.
"Okay, we won't be polite." Professor Hawking did not refuse and nodded to Anne.
The two began to treat the little girl.
First, a physical examination was performed on the little girl to confirm that there was no serious problem. Only then did they start to find a way to wake up the little girl who was still in a coma.
"Little girl, wake up!"
But no matter how they shook the little girl, called her name, pinched her philtrum, or wiped her face with cold water.
I couldn't wake her up.
Li Quan picked up the little girl's medical records and looked at them.
It is clearly written above that the little girl's family described that after she fell into a coma, her sleeping time became longer and longer each time.
The most recent time he was in a coma, he lasted two days before waking up.
Judging from this, the little girl's head trauma may never have healed.
However, modern scientific examination methods are limited and cannot detect the specific cause of her lesion.
Or maybe it's because the injury is to the brainstem area.
This is a forbidden zone of the human body and its functions are very complex.
It is possible that there was some damage to the brain stem.
It cannot be detected and cannot be treated.
Professor Hawking and Anne tried their best to wake up the unconscious little girl but failed.
They seemed quite embarrassed and a little helpless.
"Why don't I give it a try! My Chinese medicine skills are good at waking up unconscious patients." Seeing that the two men were helpless, Li Quan stepped forward and offered to help.
"Thank you!"
Professor Hawking nodded.
Li Quan first took the little girl's pulse and found that the lesion was actually in the brain stem area.
It may not be an easy task to cure this little girl.
Wake her up first.
The nurse was asked to fetch a silver needle and only three injections were given to the little girl's head. Her eyelids began to blink and her fingers moved. Then she slowly woke up .
Li Quan withdrew the needle and stepped aside.
You know your own worth.
The minor level of meridian-opening technique was not enough to cure the little girl's illness.
It would be better to be generous and leave the opportunity to Professor Hawking.
"sharp!"
Professor Hawking gave Li Quan a thumbs up.
He had witnessed with his own eyes the therapeutic effect of Li Quan's acupuncture skills.
Li Quan used only three needles to easily wake up the little girl who couldn't be woken up no matter what he did.
Next, Professor Hawking prescribed treatment medication based on the little girl's condition.
Li Quan was surprised that it was not just pure psychotropic drugs, but also choline bile acid and calf serum protein-free extract.
Many people may not have heard of these two medicines.
It is mainly a drug that nourishes brain cells.
Can help brain cells recover or produce quickly.
Dr. Annie has also been busy. She has begun to implement psychological intervention, counseling and treatment for the little girl.
It’s true that Dr. Anne’s psychotherapy is very professional.
This opened Li Quan's eyes.
I never thought that psychologists are not shamans, but doctors with real skills.
Maybe it's just because this profession is a new one among doctors.
So many people still don’t quite understand it.
Including professional Li Quan, there were some misunderstandings about psychologists in the past.
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After nearly an hour, the treatment of the little girl came to an end.
In order to evaluate the effectiveness of the treatment, the little girl was subsequently subjected to an electroencephalogram (EEG).
The little girl's condition has improved significantly compared to before treatment.
My brain waves have also become much more normal.
It may take time to heal.
"Doctor Li Quan, I will come to ask you for advice during the lunch break. Would it be convenient for you to leave your mobile phone number?" Professor Hawking took the initiative to ask for Li Quan's phone number.
The two of them saved each other's phone numbers and walked out of the operating room together.
When they returned to the competition venue, the whole audience burst into heated discussions again.
Because they found that Li Quan, this "sycophant", was quite powerful and seemed to be appreciated by Professor Hawking.
Many people subconsciously ignored Li Quan’s meritorious performance in the operating room.
If Li Quan hadn't woken up the patient, Professor Hawking and Dr. Anne would never have had the chance to treat the little girl.
You know, there is a medical skills competition going on right now.
Thousands of medical elites cannot just sit there and wait.
There is a time limit for answering each question.
This is the shortcoming of human nature. Even though one is clearly rubbish, one still cannot stand others being better than oneself.
"Now I announce that for the third question, Professor Hawking of Beijing's top-grade tertiary hospital gets two points, Li Quan of Huier Hospital gets one point, and Professor Xu Tiangao of Yuanyang Hospital loses one point."
Professor Xu Tiangao in the audience wished he could bury his head in his crotch.
Today was a bad start.
Not only had Li Quan stole the spotlight, Xu Tiangao finally seized an opportunity to answer a question, hoping to make a contribution.
In the end, I ended up looking humiliated and even got deducted a point.
Lost to the junior Li Quan.
He really wanted to slap himself twice.
What exactly happened?
Why do I always fall down whenever I see this monster named Li?
"Please listen to question 4! Is farting a disease?"
As soon as Academician Bao Guodong finished speaking, a mosaic image of a young girl appeared on the screen.
Judging from her figure, she is definitely a beauty.
It's just that such a beautiful young lady has a problem that makes her study, love and job hunting very difficult. It's nothing else, she just loves to fart.
It is normal for ordinary people to fart more than ten times in one go.
But this lady farts so many times a day that she can't even count them.
When they were in love, she was thinking about having a romantic candlelight dinner with her boyfriend. But before the food was served, this beautiful woman farted several times in succession. When the food was served, she farted again.
Just imagine, no matter how strong that man is, he probably won't be able to help but run away.
When looking for a job, sitting in an office with colleagues, this beautiful woman would soon let out a long series of farts.
It's like setting off firecrackers.
Just imagine, how could her colleagues around her bear it?
If she were to fart in a series like this while negotiating business with a client, the client would definitely back off before she could even fart for the second time.
Work issues can still be solved.
At worst, you can find a job with a separate office and not stay with your colleagues.
Try not to have dinner together or do activities with colleagues.
But as this beautiful girl grew older, she reached the age to get married. Other female classmates of similar age to her all got married and had children, some of whom had children several years old.
I can just help with the cooking.
But she was dating a boyfriend and scared one of him away with her arrogant skills.
One can imagine her distress.
This time, elite doctors from all over the country gathered together to take advantage of the official national medical skills competition.
She bravely signed up.
She wanted to ask a famous doctor to help her cure her habit of farting.
"If you fart a lot, it may be due to gastrointestinal problems. Have you ever had a gastrointestinal examination?" a doctor asked.
"I've done a lot of tests and everything is normal."
As soon as Academician Bao Guodong finished speaking, several inspection reports were shown on the big screen.
Since it is not a gastrointestinal disease, what exactly causes this girl to fart all the time?
Li Quan had already used the zodiac diagnosis technique to diagnose this beautiful woman.
It's just a pity.
To protect the patient's privacy, the face is blurred.
This greatly reduced Li Quan's ability to diagnose by observation.
You should know that the visual diagnosis is mainly based on the patient's complexion, eyes, mental state, tongue coating, tongue body, hair, etc.
The patient's head and face account for more than 70% of the information in visual diagnosis.
After looking for a long time, I didn't get much.
This time, Li Quan simply sat in his seat obediently, leaving this opportunity to show off to others.
If you rush to answer without any confidence, your final outcome will be as tragic as Professor Xu Tiangao.
Not only will you not earn any points, but you will also lose one point.
It’s not worth it.
Li Quan has earned a total of seven points so far.
The individual total score ranked first, and the team total score also ranked first.
Shanghai Huier Hospital, a tertiary hospital that once had no chance of being on the list, has become very popular today.
Li Quan will definitely have plenty of opportunities to answer the following questions and score points.
For example, when it comes to questions in the field of orthopedics, who is his opponent?
"Can anyone answer this?"
Academician Bao Guodong saw that five minutes had passed and still no doctor in the audience stood up to answer.
There was no other way, he could only ask out loud.
"I'll answer!"
The person who stood up was Professor Hawking's assistant, Doctor Anne.
Of course, it is also possible that Dr. Anne is not Professor Hawking's real assistant, but just a temporary one.
Because of this competition, every hospital has put in its best efforts.
All the participants cooperated sincerely. As long as they could get points, it didn't matter even if the dean had to serve as an assistant to the doctors below.
"Okay, Dr. Annie from the Beijing Special Grade 3 Hospital, please answer."
Academician Bao Guodong was very happy that someone finally stood up to answer the question.
"If all the tests the patient has done are normal, I suspect that the female patient is not physically ill, but rather has a psychological illness. Analyzing the patient's medical history, it can be seen that the patient did something wrong once when she was a child and was afraid of being criticized, which is why the amount of farts began to increase.
We Chinese have a saying: "Pee and shit".
When a person is under great pressure or extremely fearful, he or she may suffer from incontinence or fart.
In fact, this characteristic is not unique to humans.
The familiar weasels and skunks have this skill. When they are in danger, they will deliberately excrete the stench in their bodies, so that the enemy will be frightened and flee.
After Dr. Anne's analysis, everyone felt that it made sense.
Many people have already started nodding.
"The treatment plan I provide is to provide psychological treatment for the patient. However, the treatment period is long and it is impossible to see immediate results."
After Anne diagnosed the cause of the patient's illness, she also provided a treatment plan.
Today, Li Quan has a new understanding of psychologists.
I never thought that psychologists could treat so many difficult and complicated diseases.