Chapter 56 Xu Zhixi: I have practiced anti-wolf skills before
"What do you want to do?"
Xu Zhixi stared at Chen Jianghe, feeling inexplicably nervous.
At this moment, her mind suddenly emerged the scene when she came with him to dormitory 414 and saw Wang Yuanpeng and a girl sweetly kissing each other on the bed.
Chen Jianghe, this bastard, wouldn't he dare to do that? Xu Zhixi was a little confused and wanted to reach out and push Chen Jianghe away, but when people are panicked, they always feel powerless...
Chen Jianghe stared at Xu Zhixi for a long time, until she subconsciously avoided his gaze and her cheeks flushed. Then he suddenly moved forward, tilted his face, and kissed her lips.
Only actions can tell.
Chen Jianghe thought, I just said I would bully you, and now even if the king of heaven comes, he can’t stop me.
"hiss……"
At the same time, Chen Jianghe's waist muscles suddenly tensed up as if being clamped by a small pair of pliers, and his waist straightened.
The skill of "twisting people" should be a must-have killer weapon for girls to survive in the world.
Chen Jianghe had experienced this once before in the library.
This is the second time today.
Chen Jianghe was a tough and thick-skinned man, and Xu Zhixi was reluctant to use heavy hands on him, so a small punishment made him even more unscrupulous.
Scientific studies have shown that kissing can relieve pain.
Chen Jianghe is like a hardworking little bee collecting honey, trying every means to insert his mouthparts into the flower buds to absorb the sweetness from deep inside.
Xu Zhixi was completely numb.
I had come to his dormitory specifically to set some rules for him, but it turned out that this guy just didn't follow the rules.
There is a saying that goes, when rules are established, opportunities are created for those who break the rules.
Xu Zhixi felt a little regretful now. If she had known this would happen, she should have left a message directly on QQ! What are you doing in the boys' dormitory?
Thinking of this, Xu Zhixi simply changed her single hand to two hands, and used two small pliers, one on the left and one on the right, to clamp Chen Jianghe's waist at the same time.
Chen Jianghe was a little overwhelmed by this kind of "gentleness", mainly because of the pain in his waist, which made him very angry.
Helplessly, he moved closer, put his hands on her chest, took a deep breath, shifted his position, and whispered in her ear: "Teacher Xu, that's enough. If you push harder, I will... take off my pants."
“…”
Xu Zhixi's body trembled violently, and her legs, which had not moved from the beginning to the end, were suddenly lifted up, pressing against Chen Jianghe's lower abdomen, and pushing him away.
“Crash.”
Chen Jianghe didn't expect Xu Zhixi to have this trick. He leaned back and flapped his hands in the air in vain. He failed to keep his center of gravity and landed on the ground with a bang, his right shoulder first. He fell to the ground with his arms and legs spread out.
"you……"
Xu Zhixi knew that she had overreacted and moved too violently just now. Seeing him fall so miserably, guilt appeared in her eyes and she stood up and wanted to help him up.
But she saw Chen Jianghe lying on the ground, covering his right shoulder with his hands and grinning, while still smiling at her like a fool.
Xu Zhixi saw that he was smiling, and it was obvious that he was not hurt from the fall. Thinking back to how he had just bullied her by pressing her against the wall, she felt ashamed and annoyed.
"Teacher Xu, have you practiced this before?" Chen Jianghe asked reluctantly.
"I've practiced anti-wolf techniques before, but I've never used them..."
Xu Zhixi bit her lip and said to him fiercely: "Next time if you do this again, I will, I will..."
She wanted to say "I'll let you suffer the consequences", but she thought that such a threat would have no deterrent effect on the bastard Chen Jianghe.
"What?" Chen Jianghe was also a mean guy. He knew that Teacher Xu wanted to threaten him, but he still insisted on digging into the matter.
"Tell your parents to come to school and take you home to reflect on your mistakes!"
Xu Zhixi gritted her teeth and used a powerful move that was very intimidating to most students.
After saying that, she straightened her clothes, tidied her hair, stood up and left.
"Hey, don't leave in such a hurry, help me up."
Chen Jianghe shouted.
Xu Zhixi stamped her feet and walked faster. Chen Jianghe lay flat on the spot and rubbed his shoulders. It was actually quite painful when he fell just now, but it was the price of "sweetness" and he didn't think it was a big deal.
The relationship between a man and a woman can only be heated up after a series of operations of testing each other's bottom line. If you hug each other right away, that's being a hooligan. If you can make an appointment to stay in a hotel after chatting for a few minutes online, that's Wang Yuanpeng.
“Tatttatt.”
Xu Zhixi came back soon and saw Chen Jianghe still lying on the ground. She leaned over and helped him up with a gloomy look.
"Did you remember the lesson? Will you dare to do it again next time?" Xu Zhixi asked him.
"I'll remember it. I won't dare to do it again next time." Chen Jianghe is the typical person who only remembers the food but not the beating.
"..." Originally Xu Zhixi wanted to say a few more words of concern, but after getting such a reply, she could only glare at him angrily and then walked away without looking back.
Dormitory 414 returned to peace .
Chen Jianghe lay on the bed and rested for a while. Suddenly he felt the urge to pee. Then he remembered that Liu Dongliang was still hiding in the bathroom.
“Pah, pah, pah.”
Chen Jianghe walked to the bathroom door and knocked on it: "Lao Liu, Teacher Xu is gone, you can come out now."
"oh oh."
Liu Dongliang took a long time to respond.
As the sound of flushing water was heard, Liu Dongliang opened the door and walked out with a red face and a thick neck.
"What's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?" Chen Jianghe looked at him in surprise.
"It's okay. It's too stuffy in there. I feel suffocated if I stay there for too long." Liu Dongliang lowered his head and didn't look at Chen Jianghe.
Chen Jianghe stepped into the bathroom and stepped out immediately. He turned around and patted Liu Dongliang on the shoulder: "Old Liu, you are really great."
"I...I don't want to either. I really can't stand it. You and Teacher Xu are too much of a dog food. Even a god can't stand it."
Liu Dongliang almost cried as he spoke. God knows what he just experienced in the bathroom...
Seeing his arrogant look, Chen Jianghe shook his head and said with a fierce face: "Forget it, forget it. This matter is known to heaven and earth, you and me. If it gets out, I will break all three of your legs."
"Don't worry, I have this in my head."
Liu Dongliang nodded and assured him. In fact, he felt that if he hadn't experienced it himself, no one would believe it if he told others about it. The most beautiful counselor at Guangdong University of Finance and Economics, the eternal school belle Xu Zhixi, and the freshman Chen Jianghe were... flirting in the dormitory.
Who the hell would believe this? They are crazy for trying to create gossip.
Chen Jianghe got Liu Dongliang's assurance and said nothing more. He took out a cigarette, handed it to Lao Liu, lit it for him, and then lit one for himself.
Liu Dongliang took a deep breath, calmed down, looked at Chen Jianghe, and said, "Jianghe, to be honest, I have never been convinced by anyone in my life. You are the first person who convinced me."
"Yeah?" Chen Jianghe looked at Liu Dongliang.
Liu Dongliang exhaled smoke and said, "I've said before that if you dare to confess to Teacher Xu under the influence of alcohol, you're like a knife stabbing my butt. It's an eye-opener for me."
"After today's incident, I finally realized that you are like a sparrow pecking at a cow's butt. The sparrow is eating the cow!"
"Haha, where the hell did you learn this weird and perverse idiom? It's quite strong."
Chen Jianghe couldn't help laughing out loud, and his urge to pee was completely eliminated by these two flirtatious proverbs.
After a while, familiar laughter and footsteps were heard outside. Chen Jianghe and Liu Dongliang glanced at the door and saw that Zhang Kai and Sun Tian, two of the few active students in the dormitory who had returned.
I thought they were the only two in the dormitory going to class, but unexpectedly, after a while, Wang Yuanpeng and Li Jun also returned to the dormitory with textbooks.
"Brother Liu."
"Third brother."
Sun Tian was still smiling before he entered the house, but when he saw Lao Liu and Chen Jianghe, he stopped smiling. He walked over and said sadly, "I have some very unfortunate news to tell you."
