Chapter 55: Letter to the School Beauty (Part 1)
What Xu Yan said was righteous and awe-inspiring, and he said it in front of Jiang Danian. Although everyone disagreed in their hearts, they didn't say anything. They all buried their heads in the work at hand, some washed up, some made their beds. Xu Yan was not idle either. After a simple wash, he returned to his desk and began to write a letter to the school beauty.
Seeing Xu Yan writing and drawing, everyone in Class 3 looked at each other and felt something was wrong. Luo Yifei spoke carefully: "Xu Yan, what are you writing? Are you making a training plan?"
"No, I'm writing a letter!" Xu Yan shook his head.
When Luo Yifei heard that it was a letter, he breathed a sigh of relief, then leaned forward and asked with interest: "A letter, to your girlfriend?"
"Don't you think you're meddling too much?" Xu Yan covered the letter with his hand, raised his eyelids, and replied unhappily.
"Oh, it's still a secret. It looks like it's really written to his girlfriend." Luo Yifei teased with a smile.
"Nowadays, communication is so advanced that we can make phone calls and send text messages. Who still uses such a primitive method as writing letters?" Yuan Guoqing pouted and looked around. Seeing that no one was around, he lowered his voice and said, "It's not like I won't lend you my phone. Why do you have to go through so much trouble to write a letter?"
Xu Yan looked at Yuan Guoqing deeply, and a thousand alpacas were galloping over his head. He felt extremely sad in his heart. If could just make a phone call or send a text message, he would never bother to write a letter!
However, the school beauty gave him an ultimatum, forbidding him to harass her by calling, texting, WeChat, QQ messaging, etc., otherwise the previous bet would be invalid. Now his only option was to write a letter.
Of course, he definitely couldn't tell everyone about such a cheap thing. He said solemnly, "Communication is very advanced now. We can make phone calls, send text messages, use WeChat, and send QQ messages. These communication methods do bring convenience to communication, but at the same time, they also lose some deep things."
"what?"
"The heritage, the unique fragrance of paper and ink, and the timelessness and depth between the lines..." Seeing that everyone looked at him with squinting eyes and looked disapproving, Xu Yan shook his head and said, "Such a profound statement, you won't understand it even if I tell you, so I'd better put it simply. In short, letters can not only be preserved for a long time, but also show sincerity. It's quite popular now!"
"Writing letters is popular? How come I didn't know that?" Luo Yifei said uncertainly.
"So you are still single!" Xu Yanyan's words were like a knife, stabbing Luo Yifei's heart hard, and then he waved his hand and said, "Go and have fun, don't delay me writing the letter!"
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Three days later.
Donghai No.1 Senior High School.
Dazui and Xiaosha came together, holding the letter sent by Xu Yan, and tore open the envelope neatly, but found that in addition to the letter, there was another envelope. Dazui picked up the letter and looked at it, and saw the words "Received by Feng Miaochan" written on the cover of the letter.
"Hey, Xu Yan even wrote a letter to Feng Miaochan!" Dazui grinned, put the envelope aside, and then leaned in front of Xiaosa who was reading the letter and said, "What did Xu Yan say in the letter? When will he come back? Does he really plan to stay in the army for two years?"
"He said he is currently undergoing assessment and will soon be able to become a full-fledged soldier and return." Xiaosa replied. While he was talking, he had already finished reading the letter and said with a grin, "He also asked us to give another letter to the school beauty Feng Miaochan!"
"Really? Let me see." Dazui took the letter, read it quickly, and asked Xiaosa with a sly smile, "How about it? What do you think?"
"I think what you think!"
Dazui's question was confusing, and Xiaosha's answer was equally confusing. The two looked at each other, suddenly laughed slyly, then found a knife and carefully cut the letter along the seal.
"It's done!"
After being busy for nearly two minutes, Big Mouth finally opened the seal, muttered excitedly, and couldn't wait to take out the letter inside. Then he was dumbfounded .
Because in the second envelope, in addition to the letter, there was also a third envelope. Big Mouth unfolded the letter and saw the words written on it: Little guys, I knew you were not that honest. Based on my understanding of you, I know what you want to eat when you twist your mouth. Don't play tricks on me. Just deliver the letter honestly, or I will deal with you later...
Big Mouth was dumbfounded, his mouth opened wide involuntarily, the smug joy on his face quickly disappeared, replaced by gloom, that feeling was like eating a piece of hot shit, the aggrieved and uncomfortable feeling in his heart was simply impossible to express in words.
"What's the matter?" Seeing this, Xiaosha's heart skipped a beat and a bad feeling came over him. He asked quickly and snatched the letter to read it. After a moment, his face turned dark.
The two brothers looked at each other in shock. They had been happily peeking at the letter to see what Xu Yan had written to the school beauty, but Xu Yan had been on guard and expected that the two would do something bad, so he set a trap in the second letter and scolded them.
The two of them did not feel ashamed of being caught while peeking at the letter. Instead, they felt a surge of anger growing in their hearts. After a brief silence, Xiaosa fiercely slammed the letter on the table and angrily said, "This is too much, it's really too much, this is intolerable!"
"Yes, we can't tolerate it!" Big Mouth echoed.
The two looked at each other, then turned their gaze to the third envelope. Then their eyes met again, and they could see one word in each other's eyes, and that was open!
dismantle!
Keep demolishing!
After playing a trick on them, Xu Yan actually threatened them to deliver the letter honestly. How could such a good thing happen in the world? They were determined to open the letter.
"I'll do it!" Big Mouth volunteered, picked up the third envelope and placed it in front of him, picked up the knife he used to open the envelope before, and carefully cut along the seal again.
Two or three minutes later, the third envelope was opened again. Big Mouth did not rush to take out the letter, but glanced at Xiaosha. At his signal, he took out the letter.
Fortunately, this time everything was finally normal. There was no fourth envelope, only a piece of letter paper. This made the two of them breathe a sigh of relief. Big Mouth hurriedly unfolded the letter paper, and the two of them came together and looked at it at the same time.
Ten seconds later, the two men's eyes turned bloodshot, they were breathing heavily, their eyes twitched constantly, and their faces looked hideous and ugly.
It turned out that the letter in the third envelope was also fake. It was not a letter to the school belle, but it said: "I call you idiots, but you still refuse to admit it and don't use your brain to think about it. How can I possibly give a letter to the school belle to you, idiots!"
