Chapter 54: Popsicle Boy!
"Tsk, isn't that a bit too tragic?"
Gu Sanqiu was wandering around the arena like an old man, and the older generation would wait until the young people finished fighting before they could go on stage.
Although it is a competition, it is basically to let the young people see how the big guys fight, and by the way, to give a bunch of friends who usually can't stand each other a chance to relax .
Well, it's probably like when five old friends go back to my hometown and sit in an Internet cafe during the Chinese New Year. It turns out that none of them want to win the game properly. The only thoughts in their minds are playing pranks and disgusting their friends.
No, it seems that these two ideas can be combined into one.
Seeing that on the arena, Tartaglia shot a young man , Gu Sanqiu couldn't bear to watch.
Now on YaYa's side, all the young contestants have gone completely crazy. Except for those who have been defeated by him, all the others, even those who have competed with others, rushed onto the arena screaming.
Then... he was knocked off the ring at an even faster speed.
"Are there only a few of them? Could it be that Liyue..."
Before Tartaglia could finish his big words, he suddenly felt a meaningful gaze on him.
Gu Sanqiu: ...
I knew this kid would start bragging when he gets crazy!
If Tartaglia really said something like "Everyone here is garbage", today's win-win situation would probably be happily broken by this guy, and it would even be difficult to end it.
"Hehe, it seems this guy is quite manic."
Two guys wearing masks and straw hats started chatting on the side: "How about I give you a chance to show your skills and go up and take care of that guy?"
"Why don't you go? That guy looks like a good fighter. Even if I really play, the best result would be a draw."
"It's okay. That guy, or the person who instigated him to compete on stage, must have known what was going on and will not allow this behavior to continue."
One of them seemed very sure of his judgment: "If there is no one who can calm him down, the behavior of provoking his anger will turn into a pure attack. It will definitely not be good if it continues like this."
"Okay, since you said so, I'll go up and give it a try. Remember to ask your Chamber of Commerce to prepare limited edition popsicles for me. It's really hot accompanying you to this place."
"Okay, okay, go ahead."
One of them took off his straw hat and mask, revealing his ice-blue hair and eyes, and walked towards the arena step by step with a big sword on his back.
"Hey, look, isn't that Chongyun?"
"Which one? The legendary Chongyun from the exorcist's family?"
"Did I hear correctly? That guy never came to a place like this before. Why did he suddenly change his ways today?"
"Who knows?"
On the other hand, when the girls who gathered together to chat about gossip and skin care saw Chongyun, they instantly turned into little fans.
"Ahhhh! Chongyun Chongyun, I love you!"
"Rainbow Dash! Come to your sister!"
"Yunyun! Only your cuteness can cool down my burning heart. Let me hug you!"
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The other straw hat masked man covered his forehead and said, "This idiot, forget it, I forgot to tell him to take off his hat after going to the arena."
Chongyun accepted all kinds of flattery along the way, and even had to avoid some big sisters who rushed straight towards him. A few drops of cold sweat appeared on his face.
"You should have taken off the mask after you got to the arena."
Heavy clouds?
Gu Sanqiu was stunned, then looked at the figure who was bowing to many of his peers.
"I didn't expect this guy to come to a place like this. Isn't he afraid of self-immolation?"
For other people, playing with fire will only lead to getting burned may just be a mild warning, but for Chongyun, this could really happen in reality.
Don't see the scorching sun, don't drink hot water, don't eat hot food, don't eat spicy food, don't wear thick clothes, etc. These are the rules Chongyun set for himself. Simply put, it means rejecting all existence with temperature.
In a sense, this guy is even more miserable than Qiqi. As a living person, his lifestyle can only be similar to that of those creatures who sleep in coffins and suck blood.
"Or has this guy finally found a way to suppress the Pure Yang Body?"
"Chongyun from the demon-conquering family, nice to meet you, fellow Taoist."
After everyone gave way to him, Chongyun successfully cut in line and reached the competition stage.
"Hey, judging from your appearance, you probably participate in real battles quite often."
The young master's originally scattered eyes instantly focused, like a lion seeing its prey.
"Great opinion, fellow Daoist."
Chongyun held the hilt of the sword with both hands: "You smell like a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. Thank you for showing mercy to them."
"Not worth mentioning. Now I roughly know what that guy asked me to do."
Tartaglia looked unhappy, but after seeing Chongyun, a smile appeared on her face again.
"But after seeing you, today's boredom is all worth it."
(ΩДΩ)
Chongyun was stunned, then took a few steps back and said with a wary look: "Dao, Daoist friend, I like girls who are fragrant and soft. Yes, I don't quite accept your hobbies that transcend the mundane world."
(⊙_⊙)?
Tartaglia was also stunned, then he raised the bow and arrow in his hand with a sneer on his face: "It seems that you are ready for a fight. You even told such a joke to provoke me!"
"No, no, no, I didn't..."
"Take it!"
"Damn it, obey my command!"
Frost rose from the ground, snow froze the sun, and the arena was covered with thick frost. Even the arrows shot by Tartaglia were frozen.
"You're pretty good at this."
Tartaglia turned his hands, and the bow and arrow in his hands turned into a spear.
"It's worth it for me to be more serious!"
There was a fight between gods on the stage, and in order to avoid being affected, everyone below the stage retreated a long way away. Only the referee was still standing around the arena with great perseverance.
"So, referees are the scarce resource that is most likely to cause accidents when the masters are fighting."
Gu Sanqiu rubbed his hands, and a ball of fire flashed, dispelling all the coldness around him.
"I agree with that statement, but you brought that guy here."
At this time, another masked man in a straw hat also came to Gu Sanqiu's side.
"He is one of the executive officers, a man with the title of Young Master. Isn't it a bit too much to ask him to fight with the younger generation?"
"The biggest age difference is only three to five years. This guy was able to win the title of Young Master. Talent and the like are certainly important, but hard work is the most important thing. Why can't he get in?"
Gu Sanqiu said calmly: "Only when such a powerful carnivore breaks into the comfort zone can it inspire these guys to strive for progress."
"Well, your education method is still simple and crude, which is totally inconsistent with your status."
“But it’s useful.”
Gu Sanqiu turned around and looked at the smiling boy behind him.
"I say, why did you bring that guy here? Are you trying to help your friend commit suicide?"
"The feng shui of this place isn't very good. If you have this idea, I'll ask Hu Tao to help you choose a good feng shui location. Anyway, your Feiyun Chamber of Commerce can definitely afford it."
"I'm not helping him commit suicide. I'm not that kind of person. I just came here to test the waters because there's some new progress."
The young man vowed: "When we act, justice and chivalry come first, and we will never do anything to harm our friends."
"Could it be that you think I am that kind of person?"
"Be confident, that's who you are."
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Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
