Chapter 50: The Health Worker and the Ostrich
"Then think about why you came here!" Jiang Shui was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he turned over and said to Zhuang Yan with his back to him.
“…”
Zhuang Yan pondered for a moment, then walked back to the bed with his head hung.
"Not leaving?" Chen Guotao blinked.
"Go to bed!" With a depressed voice, Zhuang Yan made the bed, folded the quilt and prepared to go to sleep.
Chen Guotao avoided Zhuang Yan's sight and gave Jiang Shui a thumbs up. Jiang Shui smiled slightly and closed his eyes.
"Every one of them has a problem with their brains, otherwise why would they come here to suffer? Go to sleep quickly~"
Shi Dafan seemed to comfort Zhuang Yan.
Deng Zhenhua came over when he heard this: "Hey, hygienist~"
"Ah?" Shi Dafan looked back in confusion.
"Then why are you here to join in the fun?" Deng Zhenhua asked, resting his arms on the bed frame.
"Me!" Shi Dafan pointed at himself and said, "I have a problem with my brain too. I gave up my job as a doctor and joined the army instead of coming here to be tortured!"
"Are you a doctor?" Deng Zhenhua asked in surprise.
"Yes!" Shi Dafan introduced with a smile: "I graduated from a medical university and I'm a serious surgeon!"
"Oh, you are still a college student?" Deng Zhenhua was even more stunned. This medical worker was so amazing.
"Yes!" Shi Dafan nodded.
Deng Zhenhua said in disbelief: "Stop kidding, is this true?"
"Who is making trouble with you? Really!" Shi Dafan put down his things and said, "My old man forced me to come here. He used to be in the Tibet Military Region and was also a medical worker!"
"He said that I had never been in the military and lacked some kind of experience, so he had to make me come here to make up for it!"
Deng Zhenhua said with a puzzled look on his face: "So you came here to be a soldier? To participate in the selection of special forces? Then you must be very sick!"
"Haha~" Shi Dafan laughed and said, "Who said it wasn't true? My head was caught by the door before, so who else would come here? Right?"
"Haha~~~" Deng Zhenhua also started laughing.
Shi Dafan noticed Deng Zhenhua's military rank and asked, "Hey, I see your rank, Air Force?"
"Hey, you know what's good!" Deng Zhenhua immediately pointed at his armband and said proudly, "Come on, do you know what this is?"
Shi Dafan looked at it carefully and said, "What a big ostrich, but its legs are a bit short!"
"Tsk~" Deng Zhenhua rolled his eyes, then explained seriously: "This is the Eagle, I am from the famous Eagle Division!"
Then, Deng Zhenhua smiled mysteriously and asked, "Do you know about Shangganling? You should know about the Battle Hero Company!"
"Hehe~" Shi Dafan laughed, "I know, I've known it for a long time, my grandfather fought in the Battle of Shangganling before! He was in the same company as Huang Jiguang!"
Deng Zhenhua couldn't laugh anymore. What? You have a military family? He asked suspiciously, "Is your grandfather also a medical worker?"
"My grandfather?" Shi Dafan was stunned, then replied: "So it was. Later, the troops were disbanded in the war, and he was promoted!"
"Becoming a platoon leader ?" Deng Zhenhua asked subconsciously.
"Deputy company commander, also serves as a medical officer!" Shi Dafan explained.
"Oh~" Deng Zhenhua breathed a sigh of relief. He was still within the tolerance range in his heart, and asked with interest: "What happened next?"
"Later, I wore blue pants!" Shi Dafan tidied up the bed and said, "Before retiring, I was the vice president of the Airborne Army Hospital!"
When Deng Zhenhua heard this, he looked at Shi Dafan blankly. No, you...
Shi Dafan waved his hand and smiled disapprovingly: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's all just a passing cloud, it doesn't matter!"
It’s a big deal, isn’t it?
Anyway, Deng Zhenhua couldn't laugh anymore.
Shi Dafan continued, "I've been a hygienist all my life!"
“Hahaha~~~”
The other selectors who heard the conversation between the two burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at? What's so funny?" Deng Zhenhua came back to his senses and said unhappily, "Have you never seen a paratrooper?"
"Hehehe, I haven't seen one!" Qiang Xiaowei sat on his bed and laughed loudly, "I only saw an ostrich!"
“Hahaha~~~”
There was hearty laughter from everyone in the tent dormitory.
…
The moonlight is like water, and the night is quiet.
"Stop, command!" Two guards standing guard at the door of the tent dormitory asked warily when they saw several figures approaching.
"Flying Tiger, report back!" Gao Dazhuang came over with Mada and others.
"Mountain Leopard!" The guard immediately replied. After seeing Gao Dazhuang clearly, he hurriedly shouted, "Hello, Captain Gao!"
"How are the rookies?" Gao Dazhuang asked after looking at his watch.
"Just fell asleep!" replied the guard.
"Wake them up!" Gao Dazhuang said sternly.
Ma Da and another special forces soldier behind him looked at each other.
The special forces soldier took out a tear gas canister and walked to the door.
“Wow~~~”
The door was opened by the guard.
"Shua~"
The special forces threw tear gas bombs into the ground.
The guard closed the door immediately.
But at this moment, a figure rushed out.
With a "bang".
The door was pushed open and Jiang Shui ran out fully armed.
"???"
Gao Dazhuang, Mada and others looked at Jiang Shui with question marks on their faces.
"!"
Jiang Shui blinked his red eyes and said nothing.
"Crackle~~~"
Tear gas canisters released bursts of tear gas smoke, and various noises of the selection personnel being awakened could be heard in the dormitory.
"What are you looking at? Close the door quickly!" Gao Dazhuang urged loudly.
"yes!"
Seeing that someone was about to rush out, Mada and others immediately pushed the door to stop the others from coming back.
"Go in, put on your clothes, go in..." Mada shouted, squeezing the door.
The people without clothes could only go back to the dormitory helplessly.
“Cough cough cough~~~”
However, another neatly dressed figure stood in front of Gao Dazhuang. Chen Guotao, who had just been choked by the tear gas, couldn't help coughing a few times.
When the noise was heard outside, Jiang Shui was the first to open his eyes. He acted quickly without thinking and put on his clothes and equipment.
During this period, Chen Guotao was awakened, and he followed suit because he also heard the noise outside when he woke up.
In this way, they appeared in front of Gao Dazhuang one after another.
Gao Dazhuang looked at the two of them blankly and asked, "Did you take off your clothes before going to bed?"
"Yes!"
Jiang Shui and Chen Guotao responded loudly at the same time.
Gao Dazhuang was provoked by the voice and instantly became emotional. He yelled, "Go in and take it off, then put it on again!"
I am training your ability to withstand tear gas, not your reaction speed. You ran out so quickly, are you giving me no face?
Gao Dazhuang said, since you don’t give me face, how can I make you feel good?
Go back and continue enjoying yourself.
"yes!"
Jiang Shui and Chen Guotao turned around and went into the dormitory.