Chapter 50 Late Night Chat
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After looking at the message sent by Jiang Xiyue, Linzhou smiled. The essence of happiness is to make others unhappy.
After picking up the key on his fingertips and turning it a few times, Linzhou left his junior high school and went home.
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The school was quite some distance from home. About half an hour later, Lin Zhou walked into the house and saw a horrifying scene.
The skirt that was originally stuffed under the quilt was placed on the sofa. The two elders sat on the left and right of the skirt. When they saw Linzhou come in, they just looked up and then continued their discussion.
"I said our Xiaozhou should be a girl. Look how cute this skirt is." This was said by Linzhou's mother, with a gentle and serious tone.
But Linzhou's father was furious. He slammed the table and said angrily, "The problem is that he is a man. A grown man wearing a skirt is not afraid of being laughed at?"
"But I saw on the Internet that boys wearing skirts are also very cute, and skirts were invented for boys to wear." At this point, Lin's mother cast her eyes on her eldest son, "Right, son, put it on and show mom."
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In this situation, Linzhou was already numb and looked at his mother with a puzzled look.
What the hell, why did he let him wear a skirt?
Should I say she is worthy of being my biological mother?
Looking at the skirt on the sofa, Lin Zhou sighed and prepared to explain, "This was sent by my classmate to tease me. I didn't want to wear it. How come what you said is even more outrageous than Su Su ..."
"Is it outrageous? Mom is curious too... But boys should be masculine and not be like those fresh-faced bastards on the Internet." Mother Lin picked up the skirt and threw it to Lin Zhou, "Put it away. If your future girlfriend sees it, you won't be able to explain it to her."
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Speaking of girlfriend, Lin's father instantly perked up again, sat up straight and began to teach his son a lesson.
"Linzhou, you must bring me a girlfriend from college, otherwise don't even come in."
"No... Dad, what do you think of college?" Linzhou's face was full of question marks. This was the first time his father had said such a thing to him, but it was too outrageous. He was still a child.
Hearing Linzhou's rebuttal, Lin's father rolled his eyes, took over half a pack of cigarettes from the table, took out one and lit it.
"Don't tell me that you have to study hard in college. You have to study in high school, right? You have to study in college too , and then you have to work after graduation. Which of these three stages takes the longest time? It must be college. And if you don't get married after working for a few years, your neighbors will laugh at you. You don't want to be forced to go on blind dates, do you?"
After hearing his father's well-reasoned analysis, Linzhou was suddenly confused.
The expression on my face was… I don’t understand, but I was deeply shocked…
Why do you have to get married right after graduating from college?
But for most people, college is indeed a good time to fall in love, but Linzhou is an ordinary person who believes in taking things as they come.
Going with the flow and taking things as they come is the most comfortable state of life.
So Lin Zhou spoke up, "Okay, okay, if I meet the right girl, I will definitely take the initiative and not let down the Lin family."
Facing his completely unreasonable father, Linzhou used his skill... perfunctory.
What follows is the care and concern between mother and son.
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After a brief chat and dinner, Linzhou returned to his room.
The bed sets were new, there was a plate of incense burning in the corner, the wives in the display cabinets were all staying well inside, and the street lights outside the window illuminated the room.
It is a very cozy little room, and it is also the room where he has lived since he was a child.
Sitting casually on a chair, Linzhou took out his cell phone and sent a message to Jiang Xiyue.
His phone has been vibrating since a while ago. Jiang Xiyue is the only one in his friend list. He doesn't even need to think to know that the little girl is almost bored to death.
[Don't rush me. If your family sees your skirt, you won't even know what the scene is like.]
[The strongest potato mine on earth: watch the video and see in detail...]
Before Linzhou could reply, Jiang Xiyue sent him a video invitation. After answering the call, a girl with disheveled hair and nightgown appeared on the screen.
"Zhou Zhou, you're not wearing anything? I spent a long time choosing... I have the same style!"
"Put your head here and I'll grant you a chance." Linzhou clenched his fists and gestured a few times in front of the camera.
But... it's impossible to threaten people across the network. Jiang Xiyue shrank her neck and controlled her tone, "Oh, I'm so scared, please punch me, you're scaring me to death."
Under normal circumstances, reduplicated words are very disgusting, but for some reason, Linzhou felt that the girl on the other side of the screen was particularly cute.
Especially when wearing a suspender nightgown.
With the help of powerful modern photography technology, Linzhou can clearly see the other person's white shoulders and a small mole next to the collarbone.
"Forget it, I'll hit you on the head when I get back."
"You said it! If you don't hit me, I'll cry in front of you!" Jiang Xiyue held up the mobile phone with an extremely excited expression.
Lin Zhou couldn't handle this. He looked at Jiang Xiyue's sincere eyes, then smiled, "I won't hit you if you say that. Your nightgown looks good."
"Really? This is my favorite nightgown!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Xiyue put down his phone, took a few steps back, framed his entire body in the screen, and turned around.
Linzhou, who was sitting on a chair, also read it carefully.
But besides focusing on the skirt, the attention also focused on the bare feet...
If you pinch it, it feels absolutely great.
It's a pity that he can't do this, because that would be considered hooliganism, and he would be dragged out and shot...
While thinking about the problem, Jiang Xiyue picked up her phone again and began to show off her skirt. "Zhou Zhou looks good, especially the bow decoration on the chest. I like it very much. The main thing is that it doesn't hurt me when I lie down."
"Well, the little skirt is very beautiful, and you are very beautiful too." Linzhou gave a polite reply.
I learned this from the Internet.
If a girl asks if something is cute or pretty, she's definitely not just asking about the thing itself.
In most cases, they are asking whether the girl is good-looking or not.
Although it was a polite answer, Jiang Xiyue was very happy. She leaned her phone against the head of the bed and lay there, "Zhou Zhou, do you need me to pick you up tomorrow night? Or I can ask Uncle Su... Forget it, I'm afraid he will take you to a bad place, I'll let Dad pick you up."
"No need. The airport bus only costs 20 yuan and is only one kilometer away from my house. I won't bother you." Linzhou refused at the speed of light.
When Jiang Xiyue wanted to say something, Linzhou's room door was opened.
"Son, eat some fruit. Oh... I'm chatting with my classmates. Mom won't disturb you."
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Outside the door for a few seconds, Father Lin looked at his wife.
"How about the girl our son is chatting with?"
"It's pretty good-looking, but a little short, but that's not a big problem."
