Chapter 5 Chapter 5 If you want to see buttocks, go to the room on the right.

Gu Chen realized that he almost forgot about the important matter. Seeing Lu Xun staring at him, as if he really wanted to help, his face suddenly became hot again.

"No thanks." Gu Chen shook his head frantically, "Excuse me, where is the restroom here?"

Lu Xun looked at his serious look, curled his lips, and pointed to the corridor behind him on the left with his chin: "Go to the end and turn left to the first one."

"Thank you." Gu Chen subconsciously wanted to jump off the table, but then he thought of the experience of getting out of the bag just now and the political advice, and found a stool with the highest surface and used it as a springboard to jump to the ground.

He walked to the end of the corridor and was about to turn left when he heard Lu Xun's voice again: "Oh, that room doesn't seem to have a floor-length mirror."

Gu Chen paused.

Lu Xun: "If you want to see butts, go to the room on the right."

Gu Chen's ears warmed up and he said okay, and quickly changed direction without caring whether Lu Xun heard it or not. Before entering the restroom, he vaguely heard Zhengshuo's voice: "Are you deliberately playing a trick on me?"

The restroom door was half open, saving Gu Chen the trouble of finding something to step on. He pushed the door open and a delicate and subtle fragrance filled his nose. Gu Chen had participated in the National Biology Competition for Middle School Students when he was in junior high school and had learned a lot of knowledge about animals and plants, so he immediately recognized that it was the scent of white platycodon.

He saw the fragrance on the washstand. He had been tense since he came here, and this fragrance made him relax a little.

Opposite the washstand was a full-length floor-to-ceiling mirror. Gu Chen carefully placed the glasses given to him by Yingyu by the door, and the things in front of him became huge again. Gu Chen adjusted himself, walked to the mirror, and took off his suit shorts with his back to the mirror.

Because I don't have fingers, the feeling of taking off pants is a little different from when I was a human. But overall there is not much difference. Just seeing a 20cm doll taking off its pants in the mirror with my own eyes still made me feel a little disconnected.

Gu Chen pulled his pants down to his thighs, and a line of black words was clearly printed on his round, white buttocks.

...Lu Xun really guessed it.

Gu Chen twisted his neck and read the words on his buttocks carefully: Completed Danyuan No. 1 Middle School Chinese Customized Exercise Book 1…

There were more words at the end, but they were buried in the crack of his buttocks.

Gu Chen had to struggle to pry it open in order to read the full text: Complete Danyuan No. 1 Middle School Chinese Customized Exercise Book 1234

Gu Chen let out a long breath, loosened his hands, and felt that the crack of his buttocks was about to be torn apart.

After reading the task, Gu Chen quickly put on his pants. The clothes designed for him by Lu Xun's mother were a bit like Japan's DK uniform. Gu Chen tucked his shirt back into his suit shorts and tied his tie, making sure every detail was as fit and thoughtful as it was at the beginning.

Gu Chen put on his glasses and walked back to the living room. Lu Xun was still slurping noodles, and Zhengxu put one hand on his waist and criticized him: "Did you stay up late to do the live broadcast again last night? Look at the dark circles under your eyes, have you looked in the mirror?"

"I did." Lu Xun said lightly, "Still as handsome as ever."

Zhengxu puffed up his cheeks in anger. Just as he was about to say something else, he noticed Gu Chen standing next to a chair.

"Have you found it?" Zhengzhu jumped to the ground twice, grabbed Gu Chen's hand, and then brought him back to the table twice. I never passed that chair during the whole process.

Gu Chen envied him for a while, then said, "Found it."

He looked at Lu Xun and said, "He said he wanted to finish all 1234 in the Chinese exercise book."

Lu Xun was originally looking at him, but after hearing that, he lowered his head and continued to slurp noodles.

Gu Chen: “…”

“1234…” English’s expression changed from shock to sympathy. The amount of tasks for each doll varies. 1234 has the largest amount of tasks so far, which is equivalent to completing a total of four exercise books for the first and second academic years of high school. Not to mention the amount of writing in Chinese.

Yingyu walked up, patted Gu Chen's little shoulder, and his words clearly showed his condolences to him.

There was no sadness on Gu Chen's face, but he did look a little solemn. He vaguely remembered that the last time Director Xiao checked Lu Xun's exercise book, he seemed to say that he had only written two "Answer"s in four exercise books.

"It's okay." Gu Chen smiled at Yingzi and walked to Lu Xun's side.

"Last bite." Lu Xun pushed the fork covered with potato flour towards Gu Chen, "Do you want to eat it?"

"Thank you." Gu Chen shook his head, "You eat it."

Lu Xun nodded and savored the last bite slowly. He didn't look like he was eating instant noodles, but rather like he was dining in a high-end Michelin restaurant. There was a natural elegance in his every move.

Gu Chen suddenly remembered that he had heard his classmates discussing Lu Xun’s family background. Although his impression was a bit vague, it seemed that his father did business in Hong Kong, often appeared in world-class financial magazines, and had taken photos with leaders of various countries.

After Lu Xun finished eating the noodles, there was still a little cold noodle soup left in the bowl. He lazily leaned back in his chair and looked at the little blue-haired kid who was still staring at him. Just as he was about to say something, the phone on the table suddenly vibrated.

Gu Chen glanced at the display on the screen: Qi Xiang

Luxun didn't pick it up, didn't even straighten his back, and directly reached out to the dolls and pressed the hands-free button.

After the call was connected, Lu Xun asked lazily: "We're in need of an assistant tonight, are you coming?"

"Lu Xun!" Xiao Minglang's roar came from the other end of the line, the decibel level was so high that it seemed to be able to shake the roof of the Lu family's large flat from the air.

Including Gu Chen, all the dolls covered their ears unconsciously.

Lu Xun was also stunned for a moment, but soon regained his composure. He faintly heard the BGM of the game over there, and there was more than one. Probably in an Internet cafe.

After Xiao Minglang finished talking to Xu Lian about Gu Chen, he turned around and found that Lu Xun was missing. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got, so he simply went to school to see if there were any fish that had slipped through the net in the Internet cafe over the weekend. As a result, there were more than one such case, including Qi Xiang, who had just come out of the hospital with a strong will despite his disability.

"You are getting bolder and bolder. I asked you to wait for me, so where have you been?!"

Lu Xun stared calmly at the words "A Kuan Potato Noodles" on the paper bowl: "Go home and cook."

"Cook?" Xiao Minglang on the other side seemed stunned for a moment, "Do you usually cook for yourself?"

"Orphans can only fend for themselves."

Gu Chen covered his ears for a while and his hands felt a little sore. He just put them down when he heard these words and couldn't help but glance at Lu Xun.

Lu Xun curled his lips, his posture was relaxed, and his expression looked as calm as before.

"Nonsense! How can you say that?" Xiao Minglang seemed even angrier. He wanted to say something, but the voice of the Internet cafe owner came faintly from the other end, as if he felt that Xiao Minglang was interfering with his business.

"Boss, I'm not criticizing you, but you let a minor in..." Xiao Minglang said a few words to the other end, then turned back to Lu Xun and said, "Increase the number of words in your self-criticism to 6,000! I'll settle the rest with you on Monday!"

A busy tone came from the other end.

Lu Xun hung up his phone and glanced at the kids at the table: "Who will help me write?"

Zhengce frowned: "You have to take responsibility for your own mistakes..."

Lu Xun: "Add a thousand to your pocket money next month."

Zhengce: "..." He just happened to have his eyes on a set of limited edition baby clothes.

"I'll let it go." History scratched his head. "I don't have much need for the money, and 6,000 words are too many."

"I'll let it go too." English said. "Mathematics is going to publish a new book soon, and I have to help her draw the cover."

Lu Xun looked at Politics again. Zhengxue took a deep breath, crossed his arms and said seriously: "Write it yourself."

You don't have to buy clothes, but you have to cultivate the children's qualities.

Lu Xun turned his eyes to the last hope.

Gu Chen paused: "I'll help you write it."

Lu Xun raised his eyebrows slightly.

"I don't want money." Gu Chen said seriously, "As long as you are willing to finish all four Chinese exercise books before the midterm exam."

Lu Xun was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Xiaoxueba, do I look so stupid?"

Although the self-review has 6,000 words, you can tell with your eyes closed how much workload it is for four exercise books, not to mention Chinese.

Of course Gu Chen didn’t think Lu Xun was so stupid.

"As long as you are willing to do the homework, I can help you write all the self-reviews before graduation."

Although Gu Chen had never written a self-review, he heard Director Xiao punishing students every now and then, and he knew very well the intensity of the self-reviews assigned by the director, which usually started at 3,000 words and had no upper limit. Considering that Lu Xun goes to the classroom no more than five times a semester, one can imagine the amount of review he has to endure before graduation.

"Don't worry." Seeing Lu Xun touching his chin in deep thought, Gu Chen couldn't help but take a small step forward and continued to add notes, "I have almost finished the exercise book, you can copy directly."

Lu Xun looked at Gu Chen. Gu Chen's expression seemed calm, but if you looked closely, you could find that there was anxiety hidden in those light blue pupils.

Lu Xun picked up the phone on the table and swiped it twice: "Have you used deepseek?"

Gu Chen was stunned. Although he had never used it, he knew that it was the most popular artificial intelligence tool at present. He watched Lu Xun open the deepseek website and type quickly on the screen.

“Holy shit…” Yingyu looked at his typing speed, stunned. “Is this the speed of typing after being single for ten years?”

Just as she finished speaking, she saw Lu Xun looked up from his phone and glanced at her leisurely.

English raised his hand and zipped up the non-existent zipper on his mouth.

Gu Chen had a bad feeling: "...What happened to deepseek?"

Lu Xun turned the phone screen towards him. In just a few seconds, a full self-criticism letter appeared on the screen.

——Lu

Xun’s home is located in the core area of ​​Haicheng. The large flat he lives in is about 1,000 square meters, and the living room is divided into two areas on the left and right by the living room in the center.

Zhengxu took Gu Chen to the left area: "The right is Lu Xun's territory, and we all live on the left."

He stopped in front of a room, jumped on the spot, hung himself on the door handle, and used his body to unscrew the door handle.

Before jumping back to the ground, he used his short legs to kick open the light switch on the wall. The whole operation is like a circus acrobatics.

However, Gu Chen didn't have the heart to appreciate it.

"He's just like that." Zhengzhu saw that Gu Chen was absent-minded, walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, even if he doesn't write a word, we can go back in a year."

Gu Chen came back to his senses: "One year?"

Zhengzhu nodded, thinking about how he also wanted to go back when he first came, but Lu Xun's determination not to do his homework was stronger than his desire to return home. In the end, it was only when the creature told him that he would be able to go back automatically after a year that he was able to barely calm down.

"Since we are here, we should make the best of it." Zhengzhun didn't know whether he was comforting Gu Chen or himself, "Just think of it as experiencing a different life."

Gu Chen paused and smiled, "Yeah."

"You can use this as a footstool." Zhengzhun dragged out a small stool from under the table, "I live next door to you, call me anytime if you need anything."

Gu Chen: "Thank you."

After Zhengzhun left, Gu Chen put on his glasses and looked at his room from all angles. The layout is simple and has everything it needs. It must have been a guest room in the past.

He was not yet used to the cotton body and could not jump up and down like politics. He could only step on a small stool to get on the bed.

Gu Chen sat by the bed for a while. There was a clock on the wall opposite him. It was already ten o'clock in the evening. He always goes to bed at 10:30 p.m. at home and gets up at 4 a.m. to read aloud and preview at the same time. This biological clock has been maintained for many years, but today I don’t feel sleepy at all.

One year.

If you do nothing, it will take a year to go back.

As Xu Lian's face flashed through his mind, Gu Chen's expression became more solemn.

He couldn't wait a year.