Chapter 49 Relaxation Time

"wrong!"
The leader shuddered, then looked at the battle site and yelled, "Find someone, find the two adults!"
If one of these two people is missing, they will be caught and skinned alive by the leader of that group!
"No, ahem, no need to look for it."
After a rustling sound, Tartaglia crawled out from a pile of earth, and the clothes on his body had basically turned into rags.
If it weren't for the fact that it was covered in blood and dust, it might have been limited to a photo album.
"I'm fine, and that guy should be fine too."
"Who said it's okay, cough cough."
Gu Sanqiu also crawled out from the pile of earth and coughed up blood almost at the same time as Tartaglia.
"We were both buried in the ground by the shock wave. We were a little confused when you started the chaos, so we didn't come out immediately."
Tartaglia explained to his subordinates briefly: "Don't say so much, bring me clean clothes and all the medicines you can find."
Gu Sanqiu staggered over and said, "Tell your subordinates to hurry up. I feel that the Qianyan Army will come here soon. You don't want to be caught with wounds all over your body and torn clothes."
The little leader just wanted to refute, they are special envoys from the Kingdom of Winter, how can the Thousand Rocks Army capture the executive officer.
But after seeing the mess, he wisely chose to keep his mouth shut.
The situation here can no longer be explained away by the word "exchange". This is clearly a huge explosion planned by these two terrorists!
It would be more reliable to hope that the Qixing will surrender to their Queen than to expect that the Qianyan Army can't hear any sound or see any movement.

In the makeshift tent, the two men repaired their injuries. For a man possessing the Water-attributed God's Eye, it was extremely convenient for Tartaglia to take a shower.
"How about it, do you want me to give you a pleasant shower?"
After taking a look at the water twisting flexibly in Tartaglia's palm, Gu Sanqiu wisely chose to refuse.
I am indeed being a bit pretentious. I always feel that asking Yaya to use water elements to help him bathe gives me a very weird psychological illusion.
"I said, what's the name of your last move? It can actually tie with my ultimate move. I didn't expect Fengxiangren to have such a strong strength. It's beyond my expectation."
"The Mountain-Shaking Spear Technique, a family heirloom."
The Eye of God turned slightly, and all the dirt on Gu Sanqiu fell off: "What about you?"
“Infinite Whale Song, this is a move I learned on my own, and this is the first time I’ve used it in Liyue.”
Tartaglia was a little curious: "Logically speaking, you incense burners are the legendary Xuanmen people, and you are in the same group as those exorcist families or sects who subdue demons and monsters."
"Then why, when you fought me, you used pure God's Eye power and frontal combat martial arts."
The corner of Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched violently: "You may know the answer to this question later, so don't ask me."
"It looks like there's a secret."
Tartaglia stroked the bridge of his nose with his right hand: "Interesting."
"Sir, I have delivered the medicine you need~"
Outside the tent, a Leiying sorcerer peeked in, lifted the door curtain, and looked inside. Behind him were several sorcerers dressed .
"Hehe, listen quickly to see if there are any strange sounds."
"The executive officer and this handsome guy I've never seen before are changing clothes and healing together. Just thinking about this scene makes my heart surge~"
"Stop touching me!"
They looked at each other, all confused.
( ̄ー ̄)
Those guys outside the door, do you think they became deaf after a fight?
Gu Sanqiu covered his forehead. Why did his vigilance against the Fatui advance team suddenly disappear by half?
In other words, do these guys really have the fighting power?
"cough!"
Tartaglia couldn't bear to watch it anymore, and probably felt a little embarrassed for having lost face in front of Gu Sanqiu.
"Well done, go down, and don't come here without our order."
Gu Sanqiu listened to the laughter outside the door gradually fading away, then raised his head and looked at Tartaglia with a teasing look.
"How does it feel to be liked by your subordinates in this way?"

"Well, this is not love, they just want to watch the fun."
Tartaglia wanted to cover up the embarrassment: "Let's not talk about this. Who do you think will take us away for interrogation later?"
"It doesn't matter who it is. What matters is whether we will be restricted from traveling or something."
Gu Sanqiu shrugged. "I didn't expect it to turn out like this. Anyway, there will be accountability and fines."
"That's right, but I don't know if you in Liyue support the idea of ​​offsetting merits and demerits."
Tartaglia looked at Gu Sanqiu and said, "If you need it, I can provide you with a very useful piece of information. I would like you to ask if it can offset the punishment this time."
"what's the message?"
"The average temperature in a place in your Liyue has risen by five degrees, and the source is in a cave near Cuijue Slope."
Tartaglia smiled and said, "Guess what's going on in that place that you don't know about?"
"Explosive Flame Tree, I wouldn't have remembered it if you hadn't mentioned it. Now it's already this time."
After seeing Gu Sanqiu nod, Tartaglia was stunned for a moment.
“You, you know?”
"Come on, do you know who you are talking to?"
Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes and applied ointment to the last wound on his body.
"I am the descendant of Fengxiang. To put it in an exaggerated way, my family can be said to have existed together with the new era of Liyue. How could I not know what this thing you are talking about is like?"
Gu Sanqiu smiled and said, "Anyway, how about you just go to jail with me?"
"Haha, how about making a bet? I will definitely spend less time in jail than you."
Tartaglia sneered: "I am the envoy of the Kingdom of Winter. At least everyone must give me face. It is impossible for them to be too harsh on me."
"But for you, that may not be the case."
Gu Sanqiu kept smiling: "Since you've said this, I'd be an idiot to bet with you. Don't you think that's the truth?"
"Ahem, my lords, the Qianyan Army is coming, led by the one from Yuheng Star."
Someone came over to tip off: "Looking at her murderous look with a long sword in hand, I always feel that she is not a good person."
"If someone were to fight like this on the territory of the Kingdom of Winter, the other side would also think that the faces of our Fatui soldiers are hostile."
Tartaglia stood up: "Come on, I'll explain to them what happened."
"Well, strictly speaking, I shouldn't be able to see the expressions of your Fatui soldiers. They are all wearing masks. Unless you can sense murderous intent or have the ability to see through things, who can tell what your soldiers are thinking?"
Tartaglia stumbled, then glanced speechlessly at Gu Sanqiu who was standing beside him with an indifferent look.
"I say, who on earth did you learn this skill of sabotaging from?"
"Isn't it a hit that hits the vital point?"
(°ー°〃)
"Well, you have a point."
Tartaglia retreated.

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