Chapter 481: Altria, Hit Me
There was silence on the warship for a moment, and then it became very noisy, and the marines all remembered what the Perfume Serpent represented.
"Perfumed Serpent! Pirate Empress!"
"The legendary most beautiful woman in the world!"
"Get out of the way, get out of the way! Let me see!"
Many soldiers on the deck were crowded together, vying for binoculars and the best observation positions.
Zefa frowned: "How did we run into them?"
Moreover, these brats are really outrageous. They actually quarreled over such a small matter.
On the Amber, everyone also discovered the target. Zhang Da also saw the big ship from afar, with red sails and a black skull surrounded by nine snake heads.
The appearance of the Perfume Snake is somewhat similar to that of an ancient Chinese tower ship, with a pair of outer wheels at the stern and two giant snakes in front that are as long as those of Poseidon.
It is said that the venom of these two water snakes is so strong that even sea kings dare not provoke them, so the Nine Snakes Pirates can rely on this ship to enter and exit the doldrums at will.
Shark Chili had already determined that it was the Empress's ship based on the flag. When talking about the world's most beautiful woman, Shark Chili's heart was calm. He liked the B series No. 10 robot Tian Delina, and what human women looked like was none of his business.
Tom and Carew were similar to him; they had no interest in beauties of different races.
Everyone except Altria was more or less curious.
The girls were curious about how beautiful the empress was.
The boys were very curious about how beautiful the empress was.
Zhang Da also picked up the telescope and quickly put it down, reminding them, "You can take a look out of curiosity, but the Empress's fruit power is outrageous. If we are even slightly attracted to her, she can easily turn us into stone as soon as she activates her power. We must be careful."
The Empress's abilities are so strong that she can kill two of the Blackbeard Pirates' leaders in seconds. Even Blackbeard is a little scared of her abilities, and Vice Admiral Hirosaka couldn't withstand it either.
Although the current empress is only twenty years old and her strength may not have reached its peak, Zhang Da does not think that his willpower is that strong, so he wants to add some insurance for himself and everyone else.
"Altria, if you find anyone is not in good condition, wake us up immediately." Zhang Da said with a determined heart, "Hit us hard, make sure it hurts enough."
Ye Yan asked: "Is this necessary?"
Zhang Da also confirmed: "Yes, her ability is very strange. I don't want to wait until you turn into stone and then go to her to ask her to remove the ability. Besides, her personality is also very troublesome. It's useless to ask her. Neither coercion nor bribery will work."
Zhang Da also thought that if such a situation really happened, he could only find a way to tie up one or two Tianlong people and chop them up in front of the empress, and then plead for mercy.
Jackie Chan hesitated for a moment and said, "If it's really that dangerous, then I'd rather not watch it. How about everyone else not watch it too ? Let's just go around it."
Uncle Long has always been a reliable person, and he usually prioritizes safety when making decisions. So when he gets into trouble, it's usually not because he made a wrong decision, but because he accidentally made a small mistake.
Since Zhang Da said it so seriously, he simply decided not to look at it. If he looked at the beauty one more time, he might die, but if he looked at her one less time, he wouldn't die.
"If you don't want to watch, we will!" The flag monsters came out from the Huang Yao Banner. They have aesthetic tastes similar and are very interested in beautiful women.
Every time Zhang Da gave them paid leave, they would spend the entire day in bars with dancers, or spend the entire day squatting opposite a clothing store on a commercial street.
The flag demons even made a collection of clippings of the Empress's portraits. Every time a photo of the Empress appeared in the newspaper, they would cut it out and carefully stick it in a notebook.
Now that the world's most beautiful woman was right before their eyes, how could they not look? It was just petrification, they thought. If the boss dared to look, there must be a way to avoid it, or a way to untie it. So, it was fine. Not looking would be a shame!
"You guys... forget it." Zhang Da also said, "I'll leave it to you anyway, Altria. If you find anything wrong with us, take action."
"Okay." Artoria nodded, then asked, "But what do you mean by something wrong?"
"Hmm..." Zhang Da thought for a moment and said, "Such as a faster heartbeat, rapid breathing, and a change in expression... obscene. In severe cases, the eyes might turn into hearts or something like that."
"I see."
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"Turn rudder and avoid the Nine Snakes Pirates!" Zefa made a quick decision.
"Huh???" The Marines were shocked. Some were surprised why Zephyr wanted to avoid the Seven Warlords of the Sea, while others were simply reluctant to let him go.
Some marines had already seen the Empress's appearance clearly through binoculars. Just a glance at her from afar made their hearts beat fast, and their eyes really turned into heart shapes as Zhang Da had said. They didn't even react much to Zefa's orders.
Zefa sighed, "Ain!"
"Yes, Teacher Zefa!" Ain slapped once or twice on those who were affected by the charm of the empress.
The marines turned into babies and toddlers one after another, and the deck was suddenly filled with crying.
"Just punish them to stay like this until dark. Change the route immediately." Zefa had the children taken away and continued, "Also, remind the Amber Tour Group to follow us."
"Yes!" The Marines thought that Teacher Zefa was angry and immediately followed his orders.
Aiyin couldn't help but ask: "Teacher Zefa, even if the other party is a Seven Warlords of the Sea, we don't have to go around it, right?"
Zefa shook his head and said helplessly: "That woman is very dangerous."
Zefa's words are a double entendre. On the one hand, he means that the Empress is very willful and may attack the navy at any time. If the students are petrified, he will have no way to deal with them, so it is very dangerous. On the other hand, he feels that if the Empress becomes desperate and attacks the Amber Tour Group, she will be in great danger.
Zefa now always feels that Zhang Da also wants to fight when he sees the Seven Warlords of the Sea. It is not the first time for them to fight the Seven Warlords of the Sea, and they are very skilled at it.
In order to avoid trouble, it is better to avoid it. This is good for all three parties.
However, Zhang Da was also hanging on the mast at this time.
He had just gotten a clear look at the Empress. She was wearing a white cloak and a red long-sleeved shirt with a wide neckline, revealing nothing underneath. She wore a high-slit long skirt, revealing a pair of long, beautiful legs. The outfit gave the impression of being dressed in a perfunctory manner.
To be fair, the Empress has a very domineering figure, but her facial features may not be better than Altria's. However, the Empress exudes a strange charm that makes most people unable to help but be moved at first sight.
As an ordinary person, Zhang Da was obviously no exception. After seeing the empress clearly, his heart began to beat wildly, and the beating was visible to the naked eye, just like Tom's heart.
Then he flew away, and the pain in his body told him that he must have been kicked away by Altria.
The others were not much better off. The lolis were crouching with their heads in their hands, defending themselves, the flag monsters fell on the deck, Ye Yan fell on the flag monster, and Rui Mengmeng was rubbing his forehead.
Zhang Da also took himself off the mast, the severe pain in his chest not subsiding for a long time: "Is it a broken bone?"
He lifted up his clothes and saw the clearly visible footprint-shaped bruises on his chest. He complained with a sad face, "Altria, why did you hit me so hard?"
Altria thought for a moment and said, "Last time you were chopped by Weeble, you said your head was very hard. I was worried that I couldn't hurt you."
"But you didn't hit the head!"
"...Well, because your condition has changed the most obviously."
