Chapter 48: Get a discount when you apply for a card!
Seeing these two people, Zhang Dadao was also a little puzzled. Zhang Shengyan had just met him in the morning, but how did that black silk queen Yiting get together with him? Looking at the positions of the two of them, it was obvious that they had a close relationship. Zhang Dadao was still confused, and Wu Datou spoke first, saying to the other two: "How do you talk? What do you mean by liar and what do you mean by Sicheng? My name is Wu Datou, you are here to cause trouble, right?"
The other two ignored Wu Datou, but looked at each other and asked in unison: "Do you know them too?"
Then, the black silk lady and Zhang Shengyan discussed with each other in a low voice for a few sentences, and then they understood each other. Wu Datou was furious and no one paid attention to him, which made him very angry. Zhang Dadao was even more distracted and didn't know where he was going. Wu Datou pushed him, and he came back to his senses. He looked at Wu Datou with a puzzled look and asked, "Hey? Why are you still here? Didn't you say you were going to eat? Why haven't you gone to buy food yet?"
Wu Datou looked depressed. He pointed at the two people standing in front of the stall and said, "Sir, these troublemakers are here! What are you thinking about?"
Zhang Dadao said "Oh", and then said: "Can I have something light for lunch? Don't have big fish or meat, it's too greasy."
Wu Datou covered his forehead. Before he could say anything, the royal sister in black stockings got angry and pointed at Zhang Dadao and asked, "You dead liar, you said I could go find you if the fortune telling was not accurate. Why did you come here today?"
Zhang Dadao tilted his head, looked at her and said, "Isn't my accuracy rate 100%? Then why go to Baima Lake? For things like serving the public, we should go to more places, otherwise the people in other places will be unhappy!"
Zhang Shengyan touched the increasingly excited sister Yiting and said with a smile: "This morning I also thought that the young Taoist priest was joking, but now after listening to what Yiting said, I realized that I was blind to the truth. But I have never believed in fortune-telling and feng shui. I came here mainly to look at antiques today."
Zhang Dadao curled his lips and said, "You didn't take me as a joke this morning. You said I was crazy. That's not right! My nervous system is normal. In that case, you should say I'm mentally ill. I'll feel better."
Zhang Dadao seriously corrected Zhang Shengyan's statement. The black silk lady laughed when she heard it. When she realized that she was the only one laughing, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment. Wu Datou was so attracted by the charming little girl of this beautiful woman that his eyes were hooked. Zhang Dadao was lost in thought again. Only Zhang Shengyan squatted down and looked at it seriously for a while before shaking his head and saying:
"I thought you were some real master. But after seeing what you have on hand, I am disappointed again. Little Taoist priest, are your abilities the same as these?"
Zhang Dadao was stunned, not realizing that the two were directly related. He just looked at Zhang Shengyan and said, "What do you mean? What do you like about this stall? Let me make it clear, he does his calculations and I do mine. If you want to sell something and give it as a free fortune-telling gift, forget it."
Zhang Shengyan scratched his head. He wanted to give his lover some face, but he didn't expect that Zhang Dadao, who was either really stupid or pretending to be stupid, would hit him with his fist. He could only speak frankly and whispered, "The things here? I'm not interested in taking home a bunch of resin jade and things that were burned in Jingdezhen last month. These things can be brought in a truck for 10,000 yuan."
After hearing this, Wu Datou was immediately stunned and muttered, "10,000 yuan for a car? Damn, I bought it too expensively!"
Zhang Dadao still didn't understand what Zhang Shengyan meant, and nodded happily, "Yes! I said he was unprofessional at making these things . He might as well sell toilets for a few months to cool off!"
Zhang Shengyan was stunned, and asked in a strange way: "Little Taoist priest, do you know anything about antiques?"
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "I have studied it, but he sells those things. I mainly tell fortunes. Do you want to have some fun?"
Wu Datou and the black silk lady next to him couldn't stand it anymore and reminded Zhang Dadao together: "He said that your calculations were inaccurate! Why did you mention me?"
"Why are you playing dumb, you little liar!"
Zhang Dadao didn't care, and asked, "Hasn't my fortune telling been accurate for this girl? How can you say I'm inaccurate? If it's accurate, do you want to have sex? Since you're an old customer, I can give you a discount. It only costs fifty to draw the lot and interpret it."
The royal sister got angry and said angrily, "Wasn't it only ten yuan yesterday? Isn't your price increasing too fast?"
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "Market economy? Isn't it determined by supply and demand? Besides, the rental fee for this place is higher today than yesterday. Why don't you ask your boyfriend to get a card so he can get a discount!"
Seeing Zhang Dadao mentioned the card application again, Wu Datou couldn't stand it anymore. He said, "Master Dao, I'll buy you something to eat!" and ran away as if his butt was on fire.
The royal sister was also amused by Zhang Dadao, and pulled Zhang Shengyan and said, "Don't pay attention to this little liar. He even applied for a card. Do you think you are a beauty salon?"
Zhang Dadao said with a smile: "How can this be divided into different industries? Is the membership system a marketing tool? It's OK as long as it's useful and can increase customer stickiness. Get a divination every year, and you will have a clear mind and not panic when encountering things. Get a divination every day, and you will know the good and bad luck of the day in advance, so you can be prepared for everything. How great!"
Zhang Dadao's nonsense actually made Zhang Shengyan laugh . He said with a smile, "Okay, let's have a try! It's only fifty dollars, so just consider it a treat!"
Zhang Dadao saw that the business had come, so he quickly cheered up and collected the money with terrifying speed. He said, "I'll take a hundred from you, but I don't have change. How about you ask that girl in black silk stockings for a divination as well?"
Zhang Dadao's face was full of seriousness. It was unlikely that he would take out the money from his appearance. The girl in black silk curled her lips, and Zhang Shengyan shook his head. Without saying anything, he drew a lot first, then threw the holy stick, and threw out two Yins. He curled his lips and pretended to draw again. Zhang Dadao quickly stopped him, took the lot and said:
"Just throw it once, it's not in the temple, the two Yins have different solutions. My algorithm is different from the general one! Well, I told you! I saw that you were not in good spirits this morning. You are going to have bad luck today, and it has something to do with the government. Let me take another look? Well, it's strange, but it's not a big deal. It's hard to tell whether it's good or bad. It should be a funny thing. Well, it should be a disgusting one."
Zhang Shengyan was somewhat noncommittal after hearing this, and shook his head and said, "I'm afraid I was wrong this time. Little Taoist, you probably don't know that I have always been a law-abiding person and don't like to argue or conflict with anyone. Besides, not everyone can afford to provoke me."
Zhang Dadao curled his lips and said, "I'm in charge of the matter 24 hours a day! If you don't allow me, then you can come and cause trouble for me!"
Yiting interrupted, "Looking for you? Can we find you? Who knows where you'll go tomorrow? Come on, it's my turn next!"
"Eh?" Zhang Dadao touched his chin, "Didn't you say you didn't want to give up?"
"No, if it doesn't count, isn't it another fifty bucks off for you?" Yi Ting angrily pulled out a signature and threw it in front of Zhang Dadao! She threw the two holy scepters again, revealing a pair of yin and yang.
