Chapter 47 Sixty Years of Aged Wine

Zhao Decang laughed wildly, "Hahahaha! Ridiculous, don't you understand yet? Only strength is real. That man is powerful so we are afraid of him. Xu Zhouzi is powerful, so that man listens to him. Now I am the strongest, your life and death are in my hands. Of course, I don't mind taking over this little kid's body and then destroying you."
As I was talking, I had already walked in front of Zhao Decang, looked up at him, and smiled.
Zhao Decang grabbed my neck and lifted me up in the air like a chicken.
"I hate your smile. Now is the moment of your death."
I was suffocating and couldn't breathe. I held Zhao Decang's hand with one hand, as if this would give me more sense of security. But I was still smiling. My eyes were full of smiles like I was looking at an idiot. I said slowly: "You talk too much."
"You! Damn it! Go to hell!" Zhao Decang went crazy when he heard this again. He freed his left hand and slapped me hard on the top of my head.
At this moment, I felt the threat of death, but I was so helpless. However, a stubborn and unyielding spirit in my heart supported me to take out the things in my arms and slap them on Zhao Decang's face. At such a close distance, even a three-year-old child would not miss.
Pah! A stream of warm liquid slid down my palm.
Ah! Just when I was about to lose consciousness, I finally heard Zhao Decang's scream. Haha, my bet was right, Zhao Decang is indeed a demon.
With relief, I just felt my body flying into the air uncontrollably. All that was left was to close my eyes and wait silently.
As expected, the heavy fall did not come. When I opened my eyes, I saw Liu Tiansheng holding me and half kneeling on the ground. His handsome face looked at me with indescribable charm.
"Oh my, look at what has happened to our little Ni Ni! Master, help me beat up that demon."
Hearing Liu Tiansheng's unique voice, strangely, I didn't resist at all. On the contrary, I felt warm inside. This guy is actually very loyal despite being effeminate.
"Old man, hurry up, this guy is weak, let's fight him!" Wu Zhidao yelled as he got up, his steps were a little shaky, but his face was full of madness.
Gao Qiyun also rolled on the ground in panic and finally sat up.
"Humph, damn it, what the hell is this thing! I'll kill you!"
Zhao Decang was in a very miserable state at this time, with green smoke coming out of his body and streams of foul-smelling liquid constantly dripping from his body. He looked like he had been baptized by sulfuric acid .
Facing Wu Zhidao and Gao Qiyun, Zhao Decang covered his face, made a shrill sound, clenched his right fist, and punched in the direction of the sound.
"Oh! This guy is so shameless that he doesn't even let the wounded go." Wu Zhidao smiled bitterly and closed his eyes. It was just a bluff. Now Zhao Decang really punched him, how could Wu Zhidao have the strength to dodge!
With a clang, the punch he expected did not land on Wu Zhidao.
Zhao Decang's fist hit a small golden bowl. Zheng Qihuai stood next to him with a cocky look on his face.
"You idiot, this is the Metaphysics Society, we won't allow a beast like you to act so recklessly."
"Who are you!" Zhao Decang punched the bowl, causing severe pain in his fingers. He couldn't open his eyes. He couldn't figure out the other person's background.
"I am your grandfather, the second in command of Dongmen, Zheng Qihuai. You bastard, come and bite me if you dare!"
Although Zheng Qihuai shouted with full confidence, he held the golden bowl tightly in his hand. While activating his spiritual power, a shield was blocking his chest tightly.
Although the arena was bustling with activity, it only lasted a minute or two. The people in the audience did not come to their senses until Zheng Qihuai went up.
"Call the police! Damn it, call the police quickly!" I don't know who shouted first!
"What an idiot! Who would the police arrest if they come?"
"Enough of the nonsense, let's all fight together! Hey, if we can't win in a one-on-one fight, let's have a group fight!"
With the support from the audience, Zheng Qihuai was even more proud: "You idiot, there is only one of us and there are thousands of us. We will kill you today! Brothers, charge!"
Zheng Qihuai held his bowl and shouted as he moved forward step by step. People in the audience immediately jumped onto the stage in twos and threes and stood behind Zheng Qihuai.
"Ah Oh!" The white fox on Zhao Decang's chest screamed, suddenly turned its head and looked at Zheng Qihuai with squinted eyes.
Zheng Qihuai was stunned for a moment and quickly stopped.
After a while, Zhao Decang suddenly landed on all fours and flew into the air like an arrow. After a few jumps, he reached the top of a nearby mountain.
"Damn you, I will remember your grudge." After he finished speaking, Zheng Qihuai jumped on the mountain like a wild beast and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Zheng Qihuai let out a long sigh of relief, looked around furtively, and confirmed that Zhao Decang had really left. Then he sat down on the ground, patting his chest without any image!
"Your grandpa was scared to death by this idiot thing. What the hell is this thing!"
"It's a demon!" I had recovered some of my strength now. I struggled to break free from Liu Tiansheng who was hugging me and walked onto the stage.
My words immediately caused the surroundings to fall into silence.
The word "demon" has a special meaning. The world is divided into three realms. Heaven, Earth and Man. Heaven is the realm of immortals. It is the place where countless powerful beings reside. Earth is the realm of ghosts, which controls reincarnation. Man is the realm of ordinary people.
As for demons, it is said that they are a separate class and no longer belong to the Three Realms. The Demon King is even comparable to the Immortal King. Being called a demon means endless killing. Even if the weakest demon is welcomed in the mortal world, it is a disaster.
Demons can extract souls and use them as nourishment. Once you fall into their hands, even reincarnation is a luxury. Demons have bodies as hard as iron, and swords and knives cannot damage them at all. Demons have thousands of changes. They use all the temptations in the world. Demons' attacks are simple and violent. It can be said that even a cultivator of metaphysics can only wait for death when facing a demon.
One of the reasons why my words silenced everyone was that they were unwilling to believe that Zhao Decang was the demon. If a demon appeared, it would be impossible for all the people present to defeat it even if they worked together.
"Hehe, I believe in brother Ni Ge. Zhao Decang is practicing the devil's way. Has everyone forgotten the white fox on Zhao Decang's chest?" Wu Zhidao said with a cough.
"Yes, it is a demon, but it is fortunate that he has not yet achieved minor success in his cultivation, otherwise we would all be dead here today." Gao Qiyun agreed. He then looked at me and asked.
"Brother Ni Ge, how did you know he was a demon? Also, what kind of magic weapon did you cover his face with? Why does it have a special smell?"
The people around him immediately became interested, and some even said seriously, "This magic weapon should not be the so-called holy water of the Western Church. It should be a top-grade treasure."
"Yeah, it's good. The smell is refreshing!"
"Hahahaha!" Wu Zhidao couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at? Do you have a magic weapon more powerful than Brother Ni Ge's?" Gao Qiyun looked at Wu Zhidao angrily.
I was a little embarrassed and just wanted to scratch my head, but I retracted my hand as if I was electrocuted. "This is actually just my guess. Even with special secret methods, a person's potential cannot increase so dramatically. As for the magic weapon, it is Brother Wu's magic weapon. I am just borrowing it."
Wu Zhidao said with a proud look on his face. "To break the demon's hegemony, you really have to use my magic weapon. Haha."
"You old thing, I didn't expect you had hidden some good stuff. Tell me what magic weapon it is?" Gao Qiyun immediately became interested.
"Ahem, well, let's talk about this magic weapon! But only I, an old man, have it. Others can't envy it. You know, I have been nurturing this magic weapon for sixty years. During these sixty years, I have kept it pure. That's why we have today's sixty-year-old wine. The quality is guaranteed and it is trustworthy. It has always been imitated but never surpassed!"
Wu Zhidao said complacently, feeling deeply for all living beings.
My expression kept changing, and I looked at Wu Zhidao with a complicated look.
Gao Qiyun looked at my expression, frowned, and then looked at Wu Zhidao. Suddenly he blurted out, "You are just sixty this year, right?"
"Yes, that's right. By the way, my birthday this year is in a week. Are you going to prepare a gift for me?" Wu Zhidao stretched out his hand seriously, staring at Gao Qiyun, as if he wanted to see what Gao Qiyun would take out.
Gao Qiyun was stunned for a long time, then suddenly slapped his forehead: "Bah, you are still a virgin! You are showing off your rotten boy's urine!"
"Well! This is sixty years old boy's urine!" Wu Zhidao emphasized without any concern.
I quickly clasped my fists and said, "My dear brothers, this smells too bad. I need to go wash it first. Bye."
The people around him were not much better, their faces changing constantly. Especially those who said that smelling it made them feel more energetic, they vomited. They were the ones who smelled the most vigorously just now.
"Well, go ahead! I've been feeling a bit irritated lately, so it's a bit smelly!" Wu Zhidao waved his hand, but his eyes were still fixed on Gao Qiyun. His expression looked like a child asking for a gift.
Gao Qiyun was completely confused by Wu Zhidao. After a while, he laughed and scolded: "Old man, with so many juniors here, can you have some shame? If you want a gift, you have to wait until your birthday!"
A discussion meeting on metaphysics among young people ended just like that. Because of Zhao Decang's misfortune, the result was not announced in time. However, all the participants did not leave.
The Dongmen Xuanxue Society, which had been at the bottom of the discussion meeting, took the top five. Although there was some luck involved, it still won the recognition of everyone. In addition, Wu Zhidao’s 60th birthday was in a week. For humans who like to join in the fun, this was no less attractive than the discussion meeting.
As soon as I left the venue, I met my cousin.
"Ni Ge, Ni Ge, hahahaha. You're really accurate in your calculations. Let's go. Your sister-in-law Zhou Yan has already booked a table."
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