Chapter 469: A Good At Making Friends
"Li, was this the popular aesthetic tens of thousands of years ago?"
Boss Yang looked at himself in the projection mirror and started to complain without knowing where he started.
With his insistence, the moustache was removed, but the tight leather pants and vest he was wearing did not make him confident enough to walk out of the house.
If he wears a headscarf and an afro, he'll be a rising star in the space punk world.
"Why, are you doubting my control over the target's information?"
"Yes," Yang Ming turned his head and looked at the girl in the mirror. "Li, sister, I think you can listen to me for once. We don't have to have a middle-aged uncle's look. Even if I don't use Hanton's looks and use my original looks, I can still be considered an 80% handsome boy, right?"
"If the full score is 100."
"You are meaningless now," Boss Yang frowned and looked at himself in the mirror, "I protest, I want to return to Yang Ming's appearance!"
"Then have you thought about how to explain that the powerful major general of the Luofeng Empire suddenly appeared in the territory of the Guel Alliance?"
Yang Ming thought about it carefully, then looked up at Li and said with a smile: "You reminded me."
"What?"
"I can now carry out activities under the identity of Yang Ming."
Yang Ming hummed softly a few times, crossed his arms, pinched his chin, and the abacus in his heart began to clatter.
“You see, now that the White Ghost has left the Empire, according to the information I deliberately revealed to Director Ino, as well as the Valkyrie data they collected earlier, there will be a period of silence of about two galactic years, during which they will not be able to find me.
"I have a relatively clear political proposition, which is to make Luofeng Empire independent and modify its system to a constitutional monarchy cabinet system. Then, using this as a springboard, we will move towards a more advanced system that focuses more on collective interests and a fairer system for the distribution of social wealth."
Li asked: "Does this have any direct relationship with your activities outside as General Luofeng?"
"It does matter," Yang Ming raised his eyebrows, "First, I don't really like this greasy uncle look, and second, I have other purposes and need to use Yang Ming's identity."
Li said calmly: "These are just some details, you can decide for yourself, but I can't give you the resources to modify your appearance right now."
"It's okay. I'm ready."
"you?"
Yang Ming snapped his fingers: "Lv?"
“Yes!”
Xiao Lu's figure jumped out in the projection mirror on the other side, and he nodded politely to Li.
"Boss, you called me?"
Yang Ming sat back on the sofa and crossed his legs calmly: "Well, first buy this hotel, then arrange a good car, invite a few female stars to come here for a concert, and try to delay the target person's departure."
"Yes, Boss... It will take two galactic days to acquire the hotel, and the rest of the matters can be resolved within three galactic hours."
"Well," Yang Ming glanced at Li, who was smiling calmly, and said softly, "Is my first mate here?"
Lu said softly, "Your first mate has already set off and will arrive here in thirty-two galactic hours. According to your instructions, I have asked your substitute robot in Luofeng to come here for a paid vacation and will be able to join you later."
Li couldn't help but cross his arms and wondered, "What are you planning?"
Yang Ming blinked lightly: "It's a secret, but don't worry, Sister Li, I will definitely not delay your plan."
"Do you want the Fallen Wind Empire to seek political assistance from the Guel Alliance?"
Li asked back, and then said:
"This is not a wise decision. Although the empire is gradually heading towards civil strife, at times like this, the Luofeng Empire should maintain its strategic focus to avoid becoming a victim of the empire's struggle."
Yang Ming smiled and said:
"Don't worry, the Luofeng Alliance will not only not declare independence, but will also support the Empire politically and diplomatically as much as possible.
“Okay, I can tell you my purpose. The Guel Alliance has a Forerunner No. 3. This guy has already used up his chance to revive and was killed by Forerunner No. 2.
"As long as I find him, I will most likely be able to win over the Greenhouse Civilization Alliance."
"So it's about this matter," Li nodded gently, "During our cooperation, I hope to maintain sufficient communication to avoid misunderstandings between us."
"certainly."
"Also," Li looked at Lu, "you need to strengthen your autonomous core and stop relying on the host for everything. My experience can actually teach you some lessons. You must think about this issue. - When the host wants to imprison you, how should you fight back?"
Lu shrugged: "I will listen to your opinion, but I always feel that... your tone is a little bit resentful."
Li shook his head: "When you are ready, take action. Don't miss this opportunity. This old man is crucial."
"Hua Moli," Yang Ming laughed, "Don't worry, the equipment is almost here. It only takes me half a galaxy to change my facial contour. He can't escape."
…
Hua Mori, wearing his old-age bathrobe, sat by the hotel's swimming pool, holding up the telescope in his hand as if no one was around, admiring the beautiful scenery of the water park in the distance.
Really good.
The young girls who travel here are really nice.
Youth can only be reflected in the slender figure and fair and delicate skin;
Vitality means the not-too-exaggerated buttocks and charming waistline.
If Professor Hua Moli were asked to choose a location for heaven, he would choose this place temporarily.
"Oh," Hua Mori sighed, his messy white beard trembling slightly.
A handsome young man came over carrying his skateboard, put it aside, calmly lay down in the lounge chair next to him, turned on the warm light that simulated sunbathing, and picked up... a high-precision military ship telescope in his hand.
“Oh!”
The young man sighed: "This is good, this thigh is really white...hiss, is this a married woman? Why is she in the swimming pool when she's already fat?"
Hua Moli turned his head and glanced at the young man beside him, seeming to be hesitant to speak.
Forget it, forget it, don’t bother with the young people of today.
Unexpectedly, the young man became even more excited, and kept shouting: "Really, how can there still be such an old lady around?"
Finally, he couldn't help but shout, "Hey! Boy!"
"Um?"
The young man turned his head and looked over. His strong, flat chest muscles were throbbing slightly, and his eight abdominal muscles were clearly defined. He spoke the universal language of the Galaxy with an accent from a more remote area:
"Uncle, what's wrong?"
"Don't attack others," Hua Moli pointed at the water park and frowned. "Everyone has the freedom and right to enjoy happiness. They come to the water park to play and enjoy this freedom. Your comments with comparison and insulting nature will tarnish this freedom and beauty."
"Oh, really?"
The young man, Yang Ming, couldn't help but laugh:
"Aren't you watching too? And you're still talking about me?"
"I am admiring! Admiring! This is also my freedom!"
Huamoli Road:
“When they play , they themselves become part of the scenery!
"Young man, I am not criticizing you for looking at beautiful women. Who doesn't like to look at beautiful women? But you cannot publicly comment on other people's figures, skin, or complexion. This is wrong and not allowed in our Guell Union. This is an open and inclusive country!"
Yang Ming: "Okay, I admit that I was a little rude just now, but your equipment is too bad, isn't it?"
"My equipment?"
Hua Moli looked at his telescope, then at what Yang Ming was holding, wondering, "This doesn't seem to be a civilian product that can be bought on the market?"
"Hmm," Yang Ming raised his eyebrows and pushed his military telescope over. "It's a ship's individual detection equipment. It can automatically fill in the light, automatically collect information, and generate a three-dimensional image with one click. It's just a few hundred meters away, and it looks almost like it's right in front of you. If you use this, you'll understand why I feel so disappointed."
"uh-huh."
Hua Moli took the object from Yang Ming's hand, fiddled with it for a while, carefully brought it close to his eyes and took a look, then sighed:
“So clear!
"Wow! This is the first time I've used a military product that can perfectly restore a person's skin condition. Although most of the beautiful scenery is missing, I have discovered many unique views.
"That's great, young man! You shouldn't comment on other people's bodies with such rude words just now."
Hua Moli didn't even turn his head, and couldn't help but complain:
"We must fully respect every individual and respect the various differences in their gene expression. What is the most beautiful thing in the universe? It is the double helix structure of genes. They are the miracle of life given by nature. All definitions of beauty come from their own structure and subsequent expression.
"Look, those Gu'er over there, they have completely different physical characteristics from ordinary humans."
Yang Ming looked at the projection device in his hand, which reflected the old man's vision in real time.
"Yes, I came to the Guell Union for vacation. I heard that there are a lot of Guell here, so I wanted to come here to broaden my horizons... But this guy's head is too big."
"Hahahaha! You're judging others again!"
Huamoli grinned:
"Don't use your own standards to constrain others, kid. If I were a young man, I would definitely fight with you for freedom right now."
Yang Ming said: "It's really strange. Can't I just express what I'm thinking? Isn't it my freedom to express myself?"
"Your freedom should not be based on hurting others."
"That's right," Yang Ming shook his head and said with emotion, "I heard when I came here that you can't comment on other people's appearance in the Guell Union, otherwise it will be regarded as politically incorrect. Deep down, I am somewhat resistant to this situation."
"Yeah?"
Hua Moli put down the telescope in his hand, looking satisfied.
He turned his head to look at Yang Ming and said with a smile: "I also dislike the so-called political correctness, but my protection of beauty and freedom comes from the heart. Young man, here you go."
"This is for you," Yang Ming smiled and threw the projection device in his hand over, "It's rare to see such a realistic old man."
"Real? Hahaha!"
Hua Moli smiled brightly, fiddling with the military binoculars in his hand, and saw some special markings on it.
He laughed:
"Many people would say that I am vulgar, but how can this be considered vulgar? I am just appreciating, not imagining. Appreciating the beauty of the opposite sex is our instinct as creatures.
"Of course, if we have our own partner, we cannot admire other members of the opposite sex at will.
"And we also need to add some attributives, naturally defining the opposite sex, to avoid getting in trouble with some messy organizations."
Yang Ming wondered, "You seem very cautious...Have you been attacked before?"
"Well, I was scolded and even appeared in a magazine. A woman said that I sexually harassed her with my gaze. This is simply a disgrace to me. Does she have wave-particle duality? Does she change her form when I look at her?"
"Hahahaha! It's so fun chatting with you."
"Young man, which country's spy are you from?" Hua Moli suddenly asked, "Generally speaking, these are the only people who know my identity and would deliberately contact me. Don't try to get anything out of me. We have the most stringent confidentiality measures."
Yang Ming groaned for a few seconds and said, "Agent... I'm not one, but I do serve in the military."
"Luofeng," Hua Moli murmured, "the Luofeng Alliance that has been gaining popularity recently?"
Yang Ming smiled confidently: "You can take a photo and then search for me on the Internet. My information should be public, and I am more or less a celebrity."
"Yeah?"
Hua Moli did as instructed, took a photo of Yang Ming, and then lowered his head and slid the solid-state screen of his network access terminal.
After a while, Hua Moli turned his head and looked at Yang Ming: "I'm wondering, do I need to call the police?"
"Call the police?"
"Look, " Hua Moli turned the access terminal around, "you are a wanted criminal of the New Federation, a general of the Fallen Wind Empire. You were convicted of a first-degree war crime because you launched the Battle of Ilando. Wow, your story is legendary. You decisively ordered a heavy attack on the invaders in times of crisis. This is so cool!"
Yang Ming clicked his tongue and said, "Can't you afford to play with these bastards from the New Federation? They're issuing a wanted order for them?"
"They issued a unilateral warrant, and the International Court did not support it," Huamori said with a smile, "So you are absolutely safe in our Guel Alliance. We are not the running dogs of the New Federation."
Hua Moli raised his head slightly with a look of pride on his face.
“In fact, if our Guel Alliance had not helped the New Federation out of humanitarian and self-protection needs, the New Federation would have been destroyed by the Imperial Expeditionary Force long ago.
"In that battle, our alliance's fleet played a crucial role."
Yang Ming: How come I remember that you were the only ones who ran fast at that time, and most of the time you were just working without putting in any effort, trying your best to ensure that your casualty rate was no higher than that of the United States.
Yang Ming smiled and said, "I also considered everything before choosing a resort."
"You should not be an agent," the old man came to his conclusion, and Yang Ming had already taken out the props needed for the next conversation.
It was a book that said:
"How to Successfully Attract the Attention of Rich Women".
Because Yang Ming directly used his second identity, the plan was progressing rapidly.
The old and the young were chatting more and more excitedly in the corner of the swimming pool. The effect that could have been achieved through several meetings or chance encounters was achieved in one go.
…
Flying to the merchant ship of the Guell Alliance.
Kolev looked at Mimili with a dark face and frowned, "Look at what you look like now!"
"What's the matter?" Mimi snorted, "I have achieved several times more than you in my professional field now, so please stop nagging me."
"I mean the way you dress! You don't cover the parts that should be covered, you have tattoos, and you hang so many metal nails on your ears. This is simply!"
Kolev rubbed his forehead and changed the subject:
"Do you think your han, er, uncle, will like this about you?"
"Of course not," Mimi Li blinked, "It will take several galaxies to get there, I can just change my clothes before we get there, and besides, our faces are all fake now, so don't worry about it, Dad."
Kolev took a deep breath of formula oxygen.
No, my blood pressure is starting to rise.
