Chapter 46: Drunk Xue Pan Talks Nonsense and Gives His Beautiful Concubine as a Gift
The rumbling of horse hooves gradually faded away, just as fast as they came. Only whistle sticks scattered on the ground, three broken horses, and the whine of the defeated dog heard from afar: "Sun, I will remember you!"
Tsk~
Just remember it.
Sun Shaozong really didn't care about the revenge of a mere playboy.
Anyway, his response today could be described as polite and decent. Even if the elders of the enemy family heard the whole story, they would probably be grateful to him for stepping in and preventing the two families from becoming mortal enemies.
Even if I really meet an elder who is unruly and unruly, there is the mighty General Feng Tang to deal with him, and it is not the turn of a younger generation like me to step forward.
At this time, Xue Pan had already helped Feng Ziying untie his ropes, and he grinned and gave Sun Shaozong a thumbs-up: "It's so satisfying, so satisfying! Today, I, Xue, have finally opened my eyes. With your skills, if you were born in the Later Han Dynasty or the Three Kingdoms period, you would definitely be able to compete with Wen Hou Lu Bu!"
Just as Sun Shaozong was about to say something modest, Feng Ziying, who was standing beside him, rubbed his arm and complained half-seriously, "Brother, since you have such a great ability, why didn't you take action earlier? Why did you have to watch us two brothers make a fool of ourselves?"
Sun Shaozong smiled and said proudly: "Look at Qiu Yunfei's bruised face. He has obviously suffered at your hands. How can I bully him again?"
Three people VS dozens of soldiers, can they be called bullying? !
Feng Ziying was speechless for a moment, but thinking back to Sun Shaozong's brave and unparalleled performance just now, he had to admit that Sun Shaozong deserved the word "bullying".
"Hahaha, now that the fight is over, why are we still lingering outside the door? Come on, come on, Miss Yun'er must be waiting impatiently!" Xue Pan laughed and walked into Jinxiang Courtyard first, followed by Sun Shaozong and Feng Ziying.
Just after passing through the doorway, I heard a few clanging sounds of strings, and then the tone suddenly rose, like tearing brocade, like raging waves, chaotic but not chaotic, fast but not hurried, as if it was a battlefield with swords raging everywhere, which made people's blood boil!
The three of them stopped walking unconsciously and listened attentively to this vigorous and heroic music.
After a while, the sound of the zither gradually faded away, but the lingering sound was still there, making people recall it.
At this moment, someone was heard in the dead branches and fallen leaves in the flowerbed on the right, saying in a gentle voice: "I dedicate the song "General's Order" to the three victorious warriors. I hope you three will not despise Yun'er's poor skills and disturb your ears."
As he was speaking, a lady in white with a bun on her head appeared, gracefully walking out of the flower garden holding a zither. She bowed with a smile, and it was like spring returning to the earth with a hundred flowers in full bloom.
Sun Shaozong and Feng Ziying were fine, but Xue Pan was drooling - he had seen Yun'er before in there just now, but the formal smile on her face then was a far cry from the one she had now!
"It's not sperm there? It's obviously very sperm!"
He shouted anxiously: "After listening to your refreshing "General's Order", I, Old Xue, can stab you at least a hundred or eighty times more in bed!"
This guy...
It really ruins the atmosphere!
The originally picturesque scene suddenly became extremely awkward.
Fortunately, Yun'er was not a talented lady in the boudoir, but a prostitute who made a living by selling her smiles. She covered her mouth and tried to smooth things over, "Mr. Xue just likes to play tricks on people. It's cold outside. Please come inside and talk to me."
As he said this, he led the way, holding the guzheng in his arms.
It is still late winter, but she is wearing a thin spring shirt. When she walks, her hips and legs overlap, revealing only a graceful curve, sometimes like a full moon, sometimes like a peach, which is indescribably alluring.
Regardless of what others thought, Xue Pan was really bewildered. If Feng Ziying had not quickly pulled him aside, he would have put his paw on it to feel the feel.
However, Sun Shaozong was just lamenting that it was not easy to be a famous prostitute in a brothel. She could only wear thin clothes in the middle of winter and endure the cold. Suddenly, he felt a heat wave coming towards him. He looked in surprise and found that there was hot steam coming out of the cracks in the floor in the middle of the hall.
Yun Er turned around at the right time and explained to Sun Shaozong: "There is a hot spring under the floor. It is too hot, so we use it to keep warm. It is also quite interesting."
This should be considered a semi-natural floor heating system, right?
As he was thinking this, he saw two maids, about thirteen or fourteen years old, come forward and help Feng Ziying and Xue Pan take off their outer clothes. When it came to Sun Shaozong, it was Miss Yun'er who came forward to serve him personally.
The white little hand brushed across Sun Shaozong's body seemingly intentionally or unintentionally, and the fingertips trembled slightly. Her rosy face was shy and pretty, with indescribable charm.
Obviously, after seeing Sun Shaozong performing the "Unparalleled" move just now, Yun'er also felt a little amorous.
"Sister Yun'er, are you attracted to our second brother Sun?" Xue Pan came over again and said with a chuckle, "Then you're making a wrong decision. My second brother loves decent women the most, but he doesn't like you, the flirtatious women."
Nima ~
This guy really doesn't know how to judge the appearance!
Even if this is indeed what Sun Shaozong thought, there is no need to say it in front of others, right?
Unable to bear it any longer, Sun Shaozong slapped him on the back of the head and scolded him, "If you can't speak, shut your stinky mouth!"
Don't mention it, even a scoundrel like Xue Pan would fall for this!
After getting slapped by Sun Shaozong, he didn't show any annoyance on his face. Instead, he smiled foolishly, with a smug look on his face as if saying, "My elder brother hits me and he treats me as a brother."
Sun Shaozong turned around and smiled at Yun'er again, saying, "Don't listen to his nonsense. Wasn't Liang Hongyu from the Song Dynasty also a prostitute? I have great respect for her."
When Miss Yun'er heard this, her heart sank.
Although she also had a high opinion of herself, how could she dare to be compared with Liang Hongyu, such an extraordinary woman throughout history ?
Therefore, we know that although this statement is said in a tactful way, it also implies alienation and rejection.
So from then on, she no longer focused on Sun Shaozong alone, but instead used her sleeves to dance skillfully, gradually raising the atmosphere of the banquet.
After the fight just now, the three men were already a little excited, not to mention the fact that there was such a beauty to accompany their wine?
In just half an hour, Feng Ziying and Xue Pan were already drunk.
Feng Ziying staggered and stripped off his upper body clothes, revealing the pattern of a golden roc spreading its wings on his back. He could hardly stand steadily, but insisted on dancing with a sword to entertain Sun Shaozong. Sun Shaozong tried to persuade him a few times, but seeing that he would not listen, he threw his sword into the yard and handed him an empty scabbard.
Feng Ziying chopped a few times with the scabbard of his sword, then suddenly pounced forward and went straight under Yun'er's desk, where he fell into a deep sleep.
Xue Pan first clapped and laughed, then he fell over his desk and burst into tears, saying that his brothers all had unique skills, but he had no good ability to add to the fun.
Sun Shaozong tried to persuade him in silence , but the fellow just hugged his thigh and begged him to give his beautiful concubine to him to cheer him up. He also boasted about the concubine's advantages.
His words were full of obscene remarks, and were as disgusting as those of Sun Shaozong's younger brother.
