Chapter 453 I also want shredded pork with green pepper

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, how old are you to call me brother..."
Xing Dao waved his hands repeatedly.
A difference of one or two years, or three or five years is fine.
After all, what Brother XX said is more of a respect for strength.
It has nothing to do with age.
Most of the time it's bearable.
The problem is, this guy who came out of the bar, changed his clothes, painted his face black, and had no problem playing Li Kui, must be in his thirties or forties?
That's a bit too much.
"I?"
The white-skinned Li Kui blinked his eyes and said, "I'm 16, and I'll be 17 after this year."
"Then brother, you have avoided at least twenty years of detours..." Xing Dao couldn't help but sigh.
“Hahahahahahaha——” Ah Shui burst into laughter: “Brother Jie, let me introduce you, this is Li Shimao, we all call him Little Li, he used to play with me, and he just became the network administrator here this year.”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Shimao grabbed two bottles of milk tea from the refrigerator and ran over, handing one to Xing Dao and Ah Shui respectively. "Brother Jie, if you have time, can you give me some pointers? I've been stuck lately and can't get any points."
"No problem, no problem. What's your current rank?" Xing Dao asked.
"I almost got to Diamond 1 in the Canyon, and I'm at Diamond 2!" Li Shimao said with a hint of pride.
"From Diamond II to Diamond I... it's actually pretty easy." Xing Dao encountered this more often when he was playing on a small account: "Do you know what the biggest difference between Diamond II and Diamond I is?"
"I don't know." Li Shimao shook his head.
"Do you know what your problem is?" Xing Dao changed his angle.
“I don’t know.” Li Shimao shook his head again: “I feel like my skills are OK, my awareness is OK, and I can handle laning, teamfighting, and support. I know what to do and when do it. I just don’t team up with my teammates when they should, and I don’t push towers when they should…”
"And the jungler was so stupid. The opponent caught me seven or eight times, but he was still farming."
"I don't know how to counter-camp, I don't know how to gank other lanes, I don't know how to control the little dragon or counter-jungle."
"The mid laner won't support until he dies."
"AD dies suddenly from time to time."
"The support takes Braum and stands behind the whole team..."
“…”
"I understand, I understand." Xing Dao interrupted the endless chatter, and started to complain about the general situation and the specific game: "How about this, when you get off work, let's play a game. I'll watch and talk to you."
"Great!" Li Shimao jumped three feet high.
After a brief chat, I was about to go to the bar to find the girl in black stockings to open a card.
The Internet cafe owner who received the message came down from upstairs. He first expressed his pride, then asked the network administrator to add a table next to A Shui's special seat and move an unlocked computer over, saying that he would treat A Shui during this period of time.
Xing Dao was reluctant at first and wanted to spend money to rent a private room.
After all, it’s definitely not peaceful outside.
But seeing Ah Shui's expression that he would not return home if he became rich and powerful, he still agreed.
It's definitely not that I want to show off.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Important things should be said three times.
Connect the peripherals, adjust the time zone first, and then open the online game page.
I searched everywhere but couldn't find an accelerator or Korean server, and downloading it was rather troublesome.
I just changed the time zone back according to A Shui's suggestion.
Landing on the top of the canyon.
Enter your account and password and select a region.
When I was still on the loading screen, I heard a broadcast coming simultaneously from the speakers in every corner: The player sitting in seat 027 and surfing the Internet is the strongest king from the top of the canyon. I wish you a happy game!
"What the hell?"
"King of the Canyon? God!"
"We still have such a great god here?"
"Who is so cool? This isn't a rented account, is it?"
"I'm kidding. Can you rent a Canyon King? There's no other mode besides ranking. If you don't perform well in one game, your account will be gone. How much can I rent it to you?"
"It must be fake. Can Canyon King go to an Internet cafe to play? It must be either rented or borrowed."
"No, EDG is on vacation, could it be that Ah Shui is back?"
"Go and have a look."
"Yes, go and see for yourself."
“…”
Players sitting inside the Internet cafe, far away from the bar, were immediately shocked when they heard this prompt.
You know.
Players at Diamond 1 or above in the Chinese server only account for 0.1% of all players.
That is a one in a thousand rank.
Only when you reach this level are you eligible to apply to enter the Canyon of Heroes and compete with professional players from the youth training team, the second team, and even the LPL Super League.
This year, because the S-League is held in China, players in the high-ranking segments of the canyon will even have to compete with professional players from all over the world.
In this kind of environment, top masters who can make it all the way to the king level are absolutely rare.
Not even one out of a hundred thousand players can do it.
This monster...
Oh no!
This great god, who is rarer than a panda, actually appeared?
A few players who hadn't started yet decided to go over and take a look, and then they heard the second message:
——The player sitting at No. 028 and surfing the Internet is the strongest king from the top of the canyon. I wish you a happy game!
? ? !
!!!
One is enough, but here comes another?
Are you serious?
Now even the players who were in the Ranked game couldn't sit still. They simply found a bush to return to the city, hung their accounts at the fountain, and ran towards the entrance.
Just around the corner.
Someone recognized A Shui's iconic big head.
Come a little closer...
"Brother Jie?"
"Brother Jie and Ah Shui are here together?"
"I study on the computer every day, and this time I finally get to see him in person!"
"Oh my god, this is fake, right? Let me pinch it to see if I'm dreaming."
"Fuck, why the hell are you pinching me?"
"It doesn't seem to be a dream..."
"Brother Jie, Brother Shui, I'm a die-hard EDG fan! Can we take a photo together later?"
“Please sign my autograph!!”
“…”
"No problem, no problem. Taking photos and signing autographs are no problem."
Ah Shui has participated in several offline activities with EDG this year, and also has experience in the German Cup Qingdao Station, so he is quite familiar with the place: "Don't worry, I will stay for at least three to five days when I come back this time, and I will come to play every day."
"A Shui and I are together." Xing Dao saw that everyone's expectant eyes were turning to him and pointed to his side.
"Very good!"
"Brother Jie, Brother Shui, come over here and take a picture. The background here is beautiful."
"Network Admin, do you have a marker? The thick, black kind."
"Brother Jie, I'm in a life-or-death match in the Diamond Promotion Tournament. Can you help me play a game? Just one game, and I'll pay you!"
There was another round of noise from the players present.
"It's okay to take photos and sign autographs at any time. If it's a life-and-death game, I can teach you how to play, but I can't help you. Not only will professional players be fined for playing for you, they will also be banned. Please understand." Xing Dao remembered the rules and regulations.
"Can we play in the friendly match, Brother Jie?" Another voice came out.
"Friendly game? Let's play here tomorrow night. I'm a little tired from running around right after getting off the car today." Xing Dao suddenly thought of something: "Don't target me too much!"
“No, no!”
"How is that possible!"
"I'll go get someone to help me!"
“…”
Took more than a dozen photos.
Sign the back of three keyboards.
This temporarily cooled down everyone's enthusiasm.
After playing a few rounds of Rank with Ah Shui, it was around 8pm and Ah Shui felt a little hungry: "Brother Jie, do you want to eat something? I'm going to order takeout."
"Takeout? What do you want to eat?" Xing Dao asked.
"I'll order shredded pork with green peppers." Ah Shui chose the type.
"Then I want shredded pork with green peppers, too," Xing Dao suggested.
"Hey, I remember you don't like green peppers, Brother Jie!" A Shui was a little surprised.
"Try a different taste." Xing Dao made up an excuse.
"Okay, two servings of green pepper and shredded pork rice!" Ah Shui paid with ease: "Little Leo, come over here and fight me. Let Brother Jie see."
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