Chapter 42: Meeting
Xiao Zhen was bored as she watched two dummies in the milkshake shop, to be exact, a slime mold and a synthetic resin bionic man, competing with each other in acting, pretending that they were human friends who had known each other for a long time.
"Don't you think this is very existentialist?"
“…”
Xiao Zhen said: "What we are seeing now is a meeting between two netizens. Without going into the essence of it, judging from the behavior patterns of the two girls, they are just an ordinary meeting of netizens. This can be said to be existence before essence."
"I don't think so. The purpose of our cultivation of slime mold is to make a substitute for Wei Jingjing, perfectly filling the gap when Wei Jingjing is gone. This is her essential meaning. We gave her the essence, and for this reason, she was born into the world." Mr. Cat did not take his eyes off them.
"You're wrong." Xiao Zhen said, "What makes us human is our free will. It was the slime mold Wei Jingjing's own free choice to meet her online friend, not a will you imposed on her."
"Because we gave her a friendly personality."
"Your words are increasingly sounding like those of a tyrannical and unreasonable Creator."
"Thank you. The Creator has the right to determine the attributes of his creation."
Captain Madara said, "My God, your conversation is getting boring. Don't you want to see some fun?"
"What's the excitement?"
"You spent an entire night testing and adjusting to handle all possible emergencies. I think the other party might do the same." Chicken said, "After all, that was originally just a housekeeping bionic doll, and its social functions are not perfect."
"But she didn't even change her original face."
“Maybe the effort lies elsewhere.”
The chicken flapped its wings and said, "Look at me."
In the milkshake shop, a waiter smiled and walked towards the table where Wei Jingjing and Chunse Feng were standing with a glass of milkshake. When the plate was about to be put down, the waiter suddenly fell forward while dancing.
The plate was thrown into the air, and the milkshake swirled in the air. A glass of milkshake was thrown directly into Pure Color Maple's face.
In a flash, Chunse Feng grabbed the milkshake cup with one hand, scooped up the milkshake that splashed in the air into the cup without missing a drop, and placed it steadily on the table.
The clerk fell to the ground and shouted in panic: "I'm sorry, are you okay?"
Pure Maple smiled and shook his head.
Her clothes were neat and tidy, and the milkshake cup was placed safely on the table. There was no sign that there had been an accident.
"Oh~" said the chicken, "Good on-the-spot reaction."
"What did you do?" Xiao Zhen said, "Oh, I probably put the store clerk in the wrong place again."
Mr. Cat narrowed his eyes and said, "This bionic doll performs quite well."
At this time, a customer who was going to the counter to pay suddenly slipped and rushed towards the slime mold Wei Jingjing. Wei Jingjing's face remained unchanged as she gently blocked him with her backhand at the waist. The customer took a few steps back and stopped. "Hey? I'm so sorry, little girl!" the customer said apologetically.
Wei Jingjing smiled slightly and handed the wallet she had just caught in the air to the customer, who thanked her repeatedly.
Mr. Cat Captain Xiao Zhenban: "..."
The chicken yelled: "Is this a provocation?? This is the other party's provocation!!"
Xiao Zhen said, "You were the first to test the doll. It seems that the owner of the doll noticed it."
Mr. Cat said, "Tsk. But it looks like our slime mold is doing pretty well."
Captain Madara shouted: "This is a provocation!! This is a blatant provocation. Then I won't be polite!!"
"What does our venerable Captain Madara want to do?"
"Maybe it's to see which of the two dummies is better."
After two consecutive incidents of customers falling down in front of Wei Jingjing and Chunse Feng's table and trying to harass the two girls, the milkshake shop finally realized something was wrong. However, they blamed it on the smoothness of the floor.
After another clerk fell flat on his face next to Wei Jingjing and Chunse Feng's table, the milkshake shop manager angrily dragged out a small anti-slip mat and put up a yellow warning sign that read "The floor is slippery, beware of falling."
Wei Jingjing and Chunse Feng sat upright, the table was clean and tidy, and they drank milkshakes calmly. The commotion around them just now did not seem to have any effect on them. They continued to chat and laugh about Losa.
"Haha, even the local humans feel something is wrong, let's see what this guy will do." The chicken said proudly. As soon as it finished speaking, the lights on the ceiling flickered, and the chandelier above Wei Jingjing's head flashed and suddenly smashed towards Wei Jingjing!
Wei Jingjing held the cup in one hand and swung it aside with the other. The huge chandelier was knocked away by her in an instant and smashed directly into the back kitchen door of the milkshake shop. The girl calmly put down the cup and brushed her hair, which had just been messed up by the wind, behind her ears.
The chicken clucked and roared: "This is too much!!"
Xiao Zhen said, "I think the manager of this store is going crazy."
"He's not crazy yet. Right now, the manager is in denial. Look, half of the customers have been scared away."
The chicken raised its wings: "You ignorant bastard, now it's our turn to fight back!!"
“…”
A passerby was walking by with a Samoyed. The Samoyed suddenly broke free from its owner and rushed to the milkshake shop, heading straight for Wei Jingjing and Chunse Feng's table. The store manager howled in despair.
"It was great. All the guests were scared away."
"You shouldn't use dogs to scare people," Xiaozhen accused.
"Don't worry, I just let the dog snatch the milkshake from the bionic doll." The chicken said excitedly: "Go! White Scar!"
"Don't just give your dog a name out of the blue!"
The Samoyed jumped in front of Chunse Feng and slapped the milkshake on the girl's table with its paws. Chunse Feng looked calm and stretched out his finger to gently touch the dog's forehead. The dog's eyes became dull and he walked towards the store door without looking back.
"White Scar is a piece of trash!"
"It seems that the other party is also an expert in mental health." Xiao Zhen said, touching his chin.
The store manager shouted in despair, "We're closed! We're closed for today!"
The chicken was very disappointed: "What? Is this the end?"
Mr. Cat said, "This is the most intelligent behavior I have witnessed today. If he doesn't close the store, the fight between the two of you might tear it down."
Chicken said dissatisfiedly: "You two even set up the on-the-spot reaction of slime mold Wei Jingjing when the meteorite landed last night. Don't you think it's a pity that you didn't use it now?"
"..." Xiao Zhen said gloomily, "There is a button in the Governor's Office of each planet under the jurisdiction of the Galaxy Star Region. As long as he presses it, the fleet in orbit will be authorized to launch orbital cannons to completely destroy the planet. Why don't you press it?"
"Although I often think about eating chicken, I want to give up this idea now." Mr. Cat said seriously.
"Why?"
“Because it will make you stupid!!!”
Wei Jingjing and Chunse Feng walked out of the milkshake shop under the strange gazes of the store clerks.
They had smiles on their faces, just like a pair of good friends who loved each other. The milkshake shop employees would probably complain collectively on their WeChat Moments tonight about the two unlucky people who came today.
The owner behind the pure-colored maple seemed to want to continue the competition. After overturning an ice cream truck in the square, causing a small ground tremor that frightened dozens of children in the street, Mr. Cat, who could no longer bear it, decided to end this stupid on-the-spot duel between the dummies. He used his mind to command the slime mold Wei Jingjing to bring the pure-colored maple to them.
The pure-colored Maple nearby was a flawless and vivid human girl, with a pair of sparkling big eyes, rosy pink cheeks, impeccable and flexible manners, and even her casual movements were full of girlish cuteness. If it weren't for the factory-fresh face that Xiaozhen and the others had grown tired of, perhaps she wouldn't have been exposed so quickly.
"Alts?" Chunse Feng asked as he looked at Mr. Cat.
"That's right." Mr. Cat replied. He pointed a paw at Xiaozhen, "This is my local helper." The other paw pointed at the chicken , "My spare food."
"Who did you say is the reserve food?" Before Captain Ban could finish his shouting, Xiao Zhen coldly stuffed the chicken into his schoolbag.
"I have been frank with you. Don't hide it anymore. Your master can come out now."
Pure Color Feng tilted his head: "But he doesn't want to see you."
"Haha. But this is not up to him." Mr. Cat said coldly: "Because I come from the Eye of Supervision."
Xiao Zhen and Captain Madara : "Whahahahahahaha?!!!!"
Every Protoss knows what the Eye of Supervision means. The Eye of Supervision is independent of the Galactic Senate and the Legion. They are the authority and fear that overrides all galactic creatures. They can bite your throat at any time, and you don't have to be responsible to any department except the Supervisory Council. If you meet an Eye of Supervision, you have another choice besides trembling, that is to honestly tell him everything you have done and not done.
The bionic doll dressed as a pure-colored maple froze, the information causing her to suspend all human reactions.
At the same time, Xiao Zhen and Captain Madara were more surprised than Jun Se Kaede. Mr. Cat pulled Xiao Zhen and Captain Madara into a three-person meeting in his mind.
Crazy brain waves bounced back and forth between the three people's minds. "Are you the Eye of Supervision????"
"You are a lackey of the Eye of Supervision????" "Are you crazy? Are you pretending to be a member of the Eye of Supervision?"
Mr. Cat's reaction to this was extremely cold. "Calm down, you can believe it if you want to, or not." But this did not quell the other two's excitement and anger at all.
"Are you crazy? Pretending to be a member of the Supervisory Committee, do you not even want the ashes?"
"Uh... we don't have ashes when we die. Wait, are you pretending to be the Overwatch Eye?"
"Everyone calm down. Anyway, I will use the identity of the Supervisory Eye now, which can save a lot of trouble."
"Are you sure you won't provoke the Supervisory Committee to expose us all?"
Chun Se Feng finally reacted. Her eyes flickered. Even though she was a bionic doll, the impact of the Supervisor's Eye was enough for her to spend several minutes processing the information.
After a few minutes she said, "My master has promised to see you."
