Chapter 42: I still have to go home and cook for my wife!
"Why did you bring me here?" Xu Jie looked at Su Yun's brother expressionlessly. If he had only regarded him as an ignorant child before, now he wanted to crush him to death.
Introducing a man to your married sister and wanting to see her cheating on you, is this what a younger brother should do?
"Brother Hao has something to talk to you about, don't be ungrateful." Su Lei said arrogantly, then sat next to Wu Hao and said flatteringly: "Brother Hao, do you want to talk to him, or should I?"
Wu Hao didn't reply. He squinted his eyes and looked at Xu Jie for a while, then pointed to the seat next to him and said, "Reporter Xu, please take a seat."
Xu Jie looked at the other person, then glanced at a few young people around Su Lei's age, and said in annoyance: "If you have anything to say, just say it quickly. I still have to go home and cook for my wife."
Wu Hao was stunned when he heard this, then he laughed, "Haha, reporter Xu is such a good husband."
"Of course." Xu Jie said.
Cooking is fake, showing affection is real.
It's like playing a game. He and Su Yun are in a duo, and someone wants to pull Su Yun along the way. At this time, he must show the national standard to scare the other party away.
The young people around him were obviously not married. Not only did they not understand Xu Jie, they also laughed at him.
"Cooking for your wife? Are you still a man?"
"That's right, men don't just hang around the stove."
"It's embarrassing for men."
Xu Jie looked at the faces of several young people one by one, then looked at Su Lei who was also laughing with great confusion, and asked: "Brother-in-law, why are you grinning like an idiot? They are laughing at your father. Are you stupid or stupid that you can't even hear this?"
Su Lei blushed and said with wide eyes: "You are stupid, they are laughing at you."
"When they say men, it means all men are included, unless you think your father is not a man." Xu Jie said seriously.
Su Lei stood up from his seat in an instant, and said angrily, "You dare to scold my dad? You are done. I will go home and tell my dad tonight."
Xu Jie laughed and shook his head as he said, "You've grown up so much, but you still want to go home and complain to your dad. You're really just a child."
"Hahaha!"
The young people around were laughing so hard that they were bent over.
"You..." Su Lei's face turned red with embarrassment, and he kept saying "you" for a long time but nothing happened.
Wu Hao glanced at the people around him with dissatisfaction. They were really a bunch of pig teammates.
It was agreed that this reporter Xu would be given a warning, but after he said only a few words, they immediately started killing each other.
“Pah pah pah pah!”
Wu Hao clapped his hands and said, "You are indeed a reporter. You are eloquent and can confuse right and wrong. I admire you. I asked Su Lei to invite you here just to borrow your mouth."
"You don't know how to kiss your girlfriend and want me to teach you?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.
Wu Hao raised his eyebrows, suppressed his anger, and said through gritted teeth, "This bar is owned by a friend of mine. He's planning to hold an event this weekend and wants me to help promote it. I see you've been quite popular recently, so I want you to shoot a video and post it on Weibo, and then have Su Yun forward it. Do you understand what I mean?"
"Do you want my wife to help with promotion?" Xu Jie asked.
"Reporter Xu is a smart man." Wu Hao gave a thumbs up.
"You've got the wrong person." Xu Jie said, "Regarding business activities, you should talk to my wife's agent, Liu Jinghua."
"Ahem, isn't my friend a little short of money lately?" Wu Hao rubbed his fingers.
"Oh, you don't want to pay, right?" Xu Jie said.
"Reporter Xu, you can't say such harsh words. With the relationship with Su Lei, we are not outsiders, right?" Wu Hao said with a smile.
"Then you should find Su Lei. Su Yun is his sister. You asked him to find me, and then asked me to find his sister. Isn't this like taking off your pants and farting twice? Can the relationship between my wife and I be as close as that between her and her brother? They are siblings, blood relatives, and even if the bones are broken, the tendons are still connected." Xu Jie said, looking at Su Lei on the side, and lectured him: "Why, you usually call Brother Hao, but don't want to help Brother Hao at the critical moment?"
Su Lei panicked and quickly explained: "Don't talk nonsense, who doesn't want to help Brother Hao? Didn't my sister not listen to me?"
Xu Jie narrowed his eyes and said in a deep voice: "So you set your sights on me?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Just tell me straight out whether you will help me or not." Su Lei said impatiently , "Besides, it's not for nothing that I ask you to help me. Brother Hao's father is the deputy director of your Beijing Broadcasting and Television. If you help him, he will say a few good words for you in front of his father when he goes home. Wouldn't you be able to make a great career in the TV station in the future?"
"Yes, reporter Xu, please do me a favor. More friends mean more ways." Wu Hao said hypocritically. In fact, he wanted to threaten the other party. My father is the deputy director, you have to agree whether you like it or not.
Xu Jie also laughed. He didn't know if having more friends would mean more paths, but having more rivals in love would definitely mean more walls.
You wanted to seduce my wife a few days ago, and today you want to ask me for help. Do you really think I'm Su Lei?
He thought for a while and suddenly an idea came to his mind.
"I can help with this." Xu Jie said affirmatively.
Wu Hao stood up immediately with excitement and said to the people around him: "What did I say? Reporter Xu is the timely rain Song Gongming, righteous! Come on, let's toast to Reporter Xu."
As he said that, he opened the Ace of Spades on the table, poured a glass and handed it to Xu Jie.
"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet." Xu Jie didn't take the drink, and continued slowly: "I can help you put the promotional video of the bar on my Weibo, but I have no say on whether my wife will forward it or not."
Wu Hao shuddered all over and thought: If Su Yun doesn't forward it, what's the point of you forwarding it?
But despite his thoughts, he still smiled and said hypocritically, "I believe reporter Xu will be able to convince Miss Su."
"I don't even believe myself." Xu Jie said self-deprecatingly and refused to give in on the matter of forwarding the message.
"My sister is willing to register for marriage with you, which means she has you in her heart and will definitely listen to you." Su Lei said, "Didn't my sister repost the program promotional poster that your program team posted on Weibo last week? This shows that she cares about you very much."
"It depends on your sister's mood. Just like your sister and I have been registered for such a long time, but you have never called me brother-in-law, right?" Xu Jie glanced at Su Lei. If this guy lived eighty years ago, he would definitely be a traitor.
"Ahem, I..." Su Lei scratched his ears and cheeks as if he had fleas on his body.
"Xiao Lei, this is your fault." Wu Hao said seriously: "Since reporter Xu has registered with your sister, he is your brother-in-law. How can you not call him?"
Su Lei was embarrassed. He knew that Brother Hao had received money from the bar owner, but he couldn't embarrass his brother like this, right? He had deceived the man.
"Sister, sister...husband..."
Su Lei called out, but the last word "husband" was as small as a mosquito.
"Okay, Xiaolei has called, is reporter Xu satisfied now?" Wu Hao quickly tried to smooth things over.
Xu Jie looked at Su Lei deeply. He didn't call him by name when his parents asked him to, but he called him by name when an outsider asked him to. This kid really deserves a beating.
He ignored Su Lei and turned to Wu Hao and said, "Actually, it doesn't matter if my wife reposts it or not. I have two million followers on Weibo now. Even if only one in a thousand people can come, the bar will be packed on the day of the event."
Wu Hao was slightly stunned. It sounded like a good idea, so he took out his phone and said, "Reporter Xu, I'll send you the video of the event. You can post it on Weibo later. As for Su Yun's forwarding, please take care of it. Of course, whether it works or not, I appreciate the favor. I'll mention you to my dad later."
"Then please."
Xu Jie took out his mobile phone, received the video, then logged into Weibo, posted the video on the boat, and wrote a line of words:
"This bar is great, with plenty of beauties and good wine. I guarantee with my character that there will be no shortage of surprises and excitement."
Before publishing the message, he deliberately looked at Wu Hao who was craning his neck to peek at him, to show his sincerity and real intentions.
Wu Hao read it quietly, and immediately a smile appeared on his face. He praised: "Good, well written, reporter Xu is really talented."
"Then I'll send it?" Xu Jie asked.
"Send it." Wu Hao nodded.
Xu Jie clicked to publish, and Wu Hao was very satisfied after seeing it.
"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first." Xu Jie put his phone in his pocket.
"Reporter Xu, please stay and have a drink," said Wu Hao.
"Have you forgotten? I still have to go home and cook for my wife."
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