Chapter 411 Since you like to pretend to be dead, why not really die? I want your three tribes to accompany you, okay?
"The wind rises and the clouds fly!
"The wind rises and the clouds fly!
"The wind is rising! The clouds are flying!"
Under the blue sky, the ancient city is armored.
Liu Bang opened his arms as if to embrace the vastness, and sang to the sky while riding on his horse.
Behind him, an army of two thousand strong warriors beat drums like thunder, shaking the earth dragons to the point that they could no longer sleep and causing the world to tremble.
Ying Chengjiao looked back and watched Liu Bang go crazy with a smile. This kind of state of mind of becoming famous overnight and known all over the world was something he would never have again as he came from a top family.
If I were to travel through time and space and be in an ordinary family, and if I were lucky enough not to die, I would one day be appreciated by an important figure and treated generously, and I would be even happier than him.
This world that makes it hard for people to survive is really fucked up! It must be changed! This is what I, Ying Chengjiao, said!
"Liu Bang! That's all you have to say in this crappy song! I'm really tired of hearing it!"
Liu Bang scratched his head. How could a brave and aggressive knight who didn't like reading be so cultured? He was already very proud that he could compose a song!
"How about you, Lord, tell Ji, no, tell Bang to continue the story?"
"You're still trying to be naughty . Didn't you sing to me in the restaurant?"
Liu Bang opened his mouth wide.
"ah?"
My Lord, when did you hear it? How come you don't know it? My song is really just one line!
Ying Chengjiao slapped the horse's back with one hand, using the force to perform a beautiful somersault, and stood firmly on the horse with both feet, not moving at all.
"color!"
Liu Bang clapped and shouted, his palms turned red from clapping, as if he didn't feel any pain.
“Colorful!”
Zhou Bo, Fan Kuai and Lu Wan followed immediately. It was a compulsory course for gangsters to curry favor with the powerful. Those who were not tactful would either die in the fight or lie in the gutter.
"Colorful! Your Majesty's martial arts are superb! There is no rival in the world!"
Xiahou Ying, the professional horse-riding expert, praised highly with enthusiasm on his face, without any sign of acting at all. Flattery is something he is very professional at and he always does it with ease.
"Brother Xiao, this..."
Cao Shen lowered his head, his face a little hot, he wanted to shout with these country bumpkins, but he felt embarrassed. He was in charge of prisoners, not a horse feeder, and he had never learned this skill.
"Call it, Cai!"
Xiao He had no choice but to drink, his mouth twitching, his face stiff, he decided to stay away from Liu San from now on, a sycophant! He was so embarrassed!
"Ah? Cai!"
Cao Shen was caught off guard and shouted hurriedly, which was considered as catching the last train of flattery and ending the somewhat awkward applause.
"Hahahahaha! Great, great, there are rewards! There are rewards for everyone! Ten gold coins each!"
Ying Chengjiao was in high spirits and his face was full of joy.
The founding group of the Han Empire flatters, it's so enjoyable! It's so enjoyable!
There was another continuous burst of "color" sounds, and this time the "color" was much more obvious and sincere than the previous ones.
The two thousand Qin soldiers looked at their leader in the front row eager to try.
Ten gold coins! Commander, give us an order to drink together! They are no louder than those seven idiots!
They can make Chang'an Jun so happy, aren't we cavalrymen much better than them? We can't share ten gold coins with so many people, so let's give each person one gold coin! No! Two hundred coins will do! How many good meals can we have with that!
The commander of the Qin army felt like he was on edge, and was almost irritated by the gazes of those bastards behind him. He secretly decided to go back and give each of them a beating to teach them a lesson!
A bunch of fools! They value money over life! If they really start to shout, the probability of being charged with mutiny is even higher!
"The wind rises and the clouds fly!"
Ying Chengjiao sang loudly while standing on the horse's back. His voice was quite loud but actually not very pleasant to the ears.
Guiguzi, with an expressionless face, moved his horse slightly away from the mad Chang'an Jun.
The seven-member group of flatterers applauded continuously, and their voices of "Cheers" were as hoarse as those of crows, which sounded like the sound of nature.
"Returning home with great power across the country!"
The young man was of heroic appearance, with flying hair and white clothes as white as snow. The light in his eyes was brighter than the sun in the sky, and he was so majestic that one could not look directly at him.
He probably couldn't go back to his hometown, so he could only make this world look like his hometown! The more similar, the better!
“Hometown, it turns out you’ve always wanted to go back.
"No wonder you don't want to be king. You are a stranger in this world, and this world is a foreign land to you . What can you gain from either?
"Since you are not proactive, then you are passive. Everyone has weaknesses. Let me think about how to force you to submit..."
Guiguzi talked to himself, and seemed to understand why Chang'an Jun went crazy this time.
Zhao Gongming, who was riding a black tiger in the distance, sighed.
The two thousand guards were all riding good horses, but no matter how good a horse is, it is still a horse, and it would be scared by a two-meter-long black tiger. In order to avoid confusion among the Qin army, Zhao Gongming had to stay away from the army.
He took off the gourd from his back.
The stopper of the gourd was removed, and the gourd mouth was facing downwards, and the wine with a slight fishy smell turned into mud.
The man on the horse in the distance seems to be drunk and crazy.
The man who is close to the tiger is actually following the trend of drinking.
"Can this flame cure epilepsy, or induce epilepsy..."
Liu Bang, who had been cheering continuously, suddenly changed his expression and started shouting hurriedly.
"Your Excellency has great literary talent! This sentence is brilliant! It is more than a hundred times better than what Bang wrote !"
You are so powerful, you absolutely cannot admit it! If you admit it, you will lose your head!
Liu Bang, who had not spoken a word in defense, was sweating profusely. When his lord said that he was famous throughout the world, he dared to claim the title. But as for being powerful and influential throughout the country...can anyone say that?
What kind of person can be so powerful throughout the country? Who else can take care of the affairs of the sea except the Lord of the World who has taken care of all the affairs of the earth?
Ying Chengjiao laughed heartily and sang the last line of "Dafengge" written by Emperor Gaozu of Han.
"How can I find brave warriors to guard the four directions?"
Liu Bang patted the horse's back and stood on it.
The reason he didn't turn things around wasn't because he didn't know how to be cool, but because he was afraid of stealing the limelight from his master.
Hold your fists together.
"Come on! Liu Bang is willing to be your brave warrior! Guarding the four directions for you!"
Crash~
Fan Kuai, Lu Wan, Cao Shen, Xiahou Ying, and Zhou Bo all jumped onto their horses, clasped their fists, bowed their heads, and shouted:
"Fan Kuai/Lu Wan/Cao Shen/Xiahou Ying/Zhou Bo are willing to be your warriors and guard the four directions for you!"
Seven strong men stood on horseback, lowered their heads and shouted their allegiance. However, Ying Chengjiao, who was the first to stand on horseback, seemed to have lost his passion and regained his rationality.
He glanced at everyone and was about to say something.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
Xiao He had an anxious look on his face, waving his hands constantly and shouting "cheer up" that he could follow. As a civil servant, he really couldn't do such a difficult move as standing on a horse!
It's Liu San again! You did it on purpose! You don't want to play with me!
Ying Chengjiao looked down and saw that Xiao He was trying to stand up on the horse's back for the umpteenth time. He just lifted one foot up, but he didn't step firmly and fell down.
If he hadn't quickly lay down and held onto the horse's neck, it wouldn't have been just a foot that fell off, but a whole person.
Xiao He lay on the horse's back with a bitter look on his face.
"Why don't you be a brave warrior who is quite knowledgeable about literature? You can be the housekeeper in your Majesty's palace, welcoming guests and taking care of your worries."
Ying Chengjiao laughed, jumped onto Xiao He's horse, grabbed Xiao He and stood side by side with him, holding Xiao He's waist to prevent him from falling off the horse.
"Is my mansion short of a housekeeper?"
At first, Xiao He was very cautious and afraid of falling, but soon he found that what supported him was not the horse's back, but Ying Chengjiao's hand on his waist. With this hand, he was as steady as a rock no matter how he moved.
He cupped his hands and smiled bitterly.
"Your Majesty, it is impossible to suppress the four directions."
Ying Chengjiao smiled and said:
"Suppressing the four directions is the job of military commanders, and it really cannot be placed on you, sir. I don't ask much of you, sir. There are only four things. Stabilize the country, comfort the people, provide them with food and supplies, and ensure that the grain supply is not cut off."
Xiao He smiled even more bitterly.
"Your Majesty, please stop joking. He is not Duke Zhou or Guan Zhong. He is not qualified to take on such a big task. He should learn the art of war. It is easier to suppress the four directions than to conquer them."
Ying Chengjiao suppressed his smile and looked serious.
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious."
Xiao He was choked.
"……this."
"Today I support you, sir, and let you stand on the horse. Tomorrow, please support the Qin State, and let the Qin State stand between heaven and earth."
Xiao He smiled bitterly, and then smiled bitterly again.
How could he , a third-in-command of a county civil service, be able to lead the rise and fall of the greatest empire in history?
In supporting the Qin State, how could Chang'an Jun be more daring in thinking and speaking than Liu San?
Ying Chengjiao supported Xiao He and looked around at the new guests.
"I give gold so easily, you might think that I, Ying Chengjiao, am a playboy who doesn't know the value of gold."
Except Xiao He and Liu Bang.
The remaining five people had strange expressions on their faces and quickly waved their hands, saying no, no.
Ying Chengjiao hit the nail on the head about what they were thinking.
To recruit these gangsters and petty officials, you give them ten gold coins when you meet them, and another ten gold coins when they cheer you on. Who would do this except a rich and wealthy young man?
"Don't be in a hurry to deny it. Last year, the people of Xianyang all said that I was a scoundrel. In fact, you guessed it right. I am just a playboy who relies on my good family background."
The five people were a little stunned, and even Xiao He and Liu Bang were no exception this time.
How can someone say that about himself? Liu Bang, who was truly a scoundrel, said every day that he was the king's younger brother. How can you, a true younger brother of the king, say that you are a scoundrel?
"No matter how I act, I am still a prince, and I have a big brother who is the emperor to back me up. I can eat whatever I want, drink whatever I want, and play with any woman I want!
"What about you? What do you have?
"Liu Bang, you have the best family background, but given your current situation, if you don't meet me, you will continue to stay in Pei County and will not be able to inherit the Liu family's assets.
"Or do you really think that you can restore Wei and inherit the title of Lord Xinling by relying on those petty thieves left by Wei Wuji?
"Even if you restore Wei and become Lord Xinling, what does that matter? It will only be another step for the Qin cavalry to step on Daliang.
"Even with three thousand followers, Wei Wuji couldn't save the State of Wei.
"You, together with Zhang Er, can gather those cowards, and probably be enough for the tigers and wolves of the Great Qin to have a feast?"
Liu Bang's ruffian look turned into a tired one. In this chilly spring, his back and collar were wet. He didn't know what would happen to him if his past plan to rebel against Qin was made public.
Ying Chengjiao turned his head and looked at Fan Kuai, whose eyes had turned red and filled with murderous intent.
"Want to kill me? For your brother? Come on!
"Except for this butcher, I will exterminate all three clans of anyone who dares to speak or move without permission."
Liu Bang, who wanted to dissuade Fan Kuai, stopped talking, knowing that the words were mainly spoken to him, and prayed madly in his heart that Fan Kuai, the fool, would not be impulsive.
Ying Chengjiao smiled coldly and hooked his finger at the burly man in front of him.
"How dare you, a butcher of chickens and dogs, kill people?"
Roar
The strong man who had just cheered for his master stepped heavily on him! The horse cried out in sorrow, its spine suddenly broke, and it fell to the ground with a bang!
A fishy smell came, and the tall figure was like a devil descending to the earth, smashing down with an iron fist!
Ying Chengjiao stepped lightly, picked up Xiao He and retreated gracefully, landing behind the commander, floating over like a leaf.
"Trap but not kill."
With red eyes, Fan Kuai decided to land his attack on the horse's back, and with another kick, he broke the spine of Xiao He's horse, and used the force to rush into the Qin army to pursue him.
It was a good plan, but he had no chance.
The overwhelming number of long spear handles clamped him in the air, extending from his ears, armpits, crotch and other parts of his body, holding him up in the air.
The commander of the Qin army had a look of contempt in his eyes, holding a sharp Qin sword, and slowly placed it across Fan Kuai's neck.
He didn't know what use Chang'an Jun had for these good-for-nothings, and he gave them ten gold coins. Did they deserve it?
Qin Bing fought against these martial arts masters alone. Except for a small number of Qin Bing who had learned superb martial arts, the rest were all killed.
With ten men in a team, the Qin soldiers could hold out a little longer, but in the end they were still completely wiped out. It was already good enough that they could drag three martial arts masters down with them.
With fifty people, the outcome is unpredictable, and these martial arts masters are not without cooperation.
But once the number reaches a hundred, except for those top masters who can break the formation by themselves, all the so-called Jianghu masters will die! To kill a Qin soldier, you must have a unique secret skill!
These so-called Jianghu masters who rely on their martial arts skills, don’t they have to die in Xianyang Palace every month? They are nothing in front of the Qin cavalry! Except that the stench can disgust the Qin army, they will disperse as soon as they are charged!
Ying Chengjiao waved his hand, asking the Qin army to release Fan Kuai.
The spears were withdrawn, and Fan Kuai fell to the ground, creating a cloud of ash. He lay on his back, his limbs spread out, his face ashen, and his eyes no longer red.
With his outstretched hand, he was able to land safely.
However, the butcher, who had been killing dogs with brute force and martial arts for many years, had today become a dog to be slaughtered, without any ability to fight back, and he no longer had any interest in what he used to rely on.
Ying Chengjiao lowered his head.
"Do you want to try it again?"
Fan Kuai remained indifferent.
"Since you like to pretend to be dead, why not really die? I want your three tribes to accompany you, okay?"
Fan Kuai's eyes became red again. He clenched his fists so tightly that they made a crackling sound, and stared at Ying Chengjiao for two breaths.
Suddenly he loosened his fist and fell to his knees on the ground.
"The crime is on Fan Kuai. If the Lord of Chang'an wants to kill someone, then kill Fan Kuai alone."
"Get up, I told you I don't like people kneeling to me!"
Fan Kuai stood up silently, his body covered in yellow soil, as if he had been dug out from the ground.
Ying Chengjiao stood up and stood behind the commander of the Qin army.
"Look at my Great Qin Tiger and Wolf Division. Look at the way my Great Qin Tiger and Wolf Division looks at you."
Liu Bang and Lu Wan both breathed a sigh of relief, put away their worried gazes and looked towards the Qin army.
Cao Shen, Xiahou Ying, Zhou Bo, Xiao He, and Fan Kuai all looked on.
Contempt, disdain, indifference, incomprehension, luckless, birdman...
These Qin troops, who allowed them to be manipulated without saying a word or fighting back in Pei County, only showed their true colors after leaving Pei County.
All seven of them clenched their fists, even Xiao He who was not good at fighting. They felt aggrieved and annoyed, and they were holding back a breath of anger that they couldn't spit out or swallow!
These Qin troops that came from Guanzhong were just as terrifying and arrogant as the elders said. They didn't take the Chu people seriously at all!
