Chapter 410 Yang and Yin
Yan Zhen and I entered a stable stage of cooperation.
After recovering the laboratory explosion data and preventing the Fourth Middle School from running away, Yan Zhen and I solved several more abnormal incidents, but most of them had nothing to do with my laboratory collections.
For example, the little mouse caught in the net looked unhappy. I had to persuade Yan Zhen and tell him that this suspicious little mouse had nothing to do with my laboratory collection.
"But it can talk." Yan Zhen said, "Isn't this anomaly caused by your collection? Look, this mouse is wearing a small tie, and it even tried to sell me something!"
[No, it can talk.] I said, [This is an alien mouse, but it looks like an Earth mouse. Now, immediately, release it. If you don't release it, the sting it will fire at you will be enough to make you lie in bed for three days with a horrible face.]
Yan Zhen opened the net bag and the little mouse crawled out, but it still didn't look very happy.
Under my guidance, Yan Zhen referred to himself as an interstellar "local helper" and claimed that this was a misunderstanding.
Seeing Yan Zhen's friendly attitude, the little mouse pulled his tie and began to sell in a soft voice: "Hello, are you interested in buying my products?"
"Um?"
This little mouse was an interstellar salesman, and judging from its downcast face, its performance was obviously not good. Then it sold a bunch of useless interstellar slow-selling goods to Yan Zhen.
It took out a matchstick-sized pen from its briefcase and said, "This is the most popular fruit coloring pen in the galaxy!"
"Oh...what can it do?"
"It can dye local fruits into the color you like!" The little mouse raised his beard, "It will not affect the taste. By the way, only you can see the dyed color. Absolutely private customization!"
"..." Yan Zhen said, "Do you have any other products?"
The little mouse then took out a small list from his briefcase. The items on it were as follows:
A predictive probe that can accurately predict when the sole of a shoe will wear out;
A peach that can walk with you (it is not recommended to accompany you on Earth roads, because the roads on Earth will wear out its body, and the peach only lives for five days);
A bottle of alien drink that tastes sweet but is actually not sweet at all and can give you the illusion of sweetness (harmless to the human body);
One by one, there are lists of villa properties for sale on an eastern continent far away in the Tacoma galaxy. The size of the villas is smaller than Yan Zhen’s trash can. By the way, these are pre-sale properties and are currently being developed and constructed.
Yan Zhen's face was filled with the expression "How dare you sell this kind of rubbish?" The little mouse drooped his head, "You really don't want it?"
"don't want."
The little mouse's ears drooped, and it squeaked and lamented that its performance was not good and that it was about to be punished by its boss.
"Boss, you have a boss?"
"Of course." The little mouse told Yan Zhen that its boss was an alien fox businessman who was currently doing business on Earth. His name was Han Junqian.
【Fox Merchant...】
(What’s wrong?) Yan Zhen asked me in a low voice.
I gave Yan Zhen a brief introduction. Fox merchants are a race that looks like foxes. They are profiteers who roam around the stars. They have always had a bad reputation but are well-informed.
The biggest problem Yan Zhen and I are facing right now is that information collection is very slow. Considering the danger of my lost laboratory collection (especially the freeze-dried Izel alien), it is not a bad thing to have a well-informed partner.
Yan Zhen soon met Han Junqian, the boss of Little Mouse.
Fox Merchant's office is located in a nearby apartment building called Qingfeng Building. Han Junqian's optical filter appearance is that of an extremely elegant Homo sapiens man, and his appearance can probably be directly compared to the stars on TV. In Yan Zhen's eyes, he is a little too handsome.
"Unusual alien incident?" Boss Han asked with a smile, "Are you an enthusiastic volunteer?"
Because my existence would make most galactic citizens think that I was a harmful creature, the Heart Devourer, and be terrified, I asked Yan Zhen to conceal my existence, and instead used vague words to hint that Yan Zhen was a local assistant hired by the Galactic Order Agency, and was currently collecting abnormal intelligence information.
In a nutshell, he has someone above him, so please give this unscrupulous businessman some convenience and cooperate with him.
I have to admire Yan Zhen's ability to lie with his eyes open. When negotiating with Boss Han, he always communicated with the other party in a very natural manner. Whether it was hiding my existence or making up an authoritative and regular interstellar "boss" (as for whether this boss was the Security Committee, the Eye of Supervision, or the Galactic Federation, it's up to you to guess), this boy did not show any emotional fluctuations at all. He talked freely and calmly, and even I, who could explore his brain, did not realize that he was lying.
After listening to me, Boss Han smiled kindly. His handsome face showed no belief or doubt, as if he was wearing a mask full of friendliness. He is an out-and-out profit-seeking businessman. I could feel that his subconscious was thinking about whether it would be profitable to cooperate with Yan Zhen.
"Actually, I also hope that everything will be fine here. After all, I still have business to do." Boss Han said, "If the people above want information about unusual events, I can provide one now, but... I can't guarantee whether it has anything to do with the alien planet."
This seemingly dishonest businessman quickly provided a piece of information.
The information he provided was actually related to the collection that was lost in the explosion in my laboratory.
That is one of my collections, the Barle Crystal Dust Dragon.
The Barle Crystal Dust Dragon is not a pure entity. Although there is only one individual, when the environment is unstable, it will split into positive electronic dragon and negative electronic dragon.
(One thousand words of explanation omitted) The positive electron dragon and the negative electron dragon will attract each other just to become one again.
After listening to my explanation, Yan Zhen grinned subtly.
Because the unusual information provided by Boss Han was that a thief in the city was publicly showing his love for an electric bike.
When Yan Zhen and I arrived at the scene of the incident, the man was spraying paint on the electric bike lovingly, "Dear, I will change you into a new outfit right now. Once you change into this white paint, you will be my bride."
Yan Zhen: “…”
[That's right, the positive electronic dragon is in his body, and the negative electronic dragon is in the battery car, and there is an irresistible attraction between the two because they are originally one. ]
“…”
"It's him! It's him! Officer Zhao!" A middle-aged woman came over angrily. She pointed at the man and turned back to shout to the police behind her, "This is the man who stole my car!!"
Officer Zhao stepped forward and shouted, "What are you doing?"
The man stood up and blocked the electric bike behind him. He shouted loudly: "This is my electric bike! It's mine!!"
"Nonsense! How dare you deny it when you have this license plate!" the woman shouted, "Officer Zhao, look, he is still spraying paint to change the color ! The color that has not been sprayed is exactly the same as my photo, thief!!"
"You, come with us now." Officer Zhao said sternly.
"No!! This is my bride!" the man hugged the electric bike and shouted, "Don't even think about taking my bride away!!"
"What are you talking about?"
"No one can separate me and my little electrician..." The man sang in coloratura, "We really love each other!!"
Officer Zhao: “…”
The woman yelled: "You are crazy!!!"
Yan Zhen asked in a low voice: "How should we make him return to normal now?"
[See that short branch on the ground? Pick it up.] I told him that I had modified this small branch. It can use the micro-current of the human body to release energy to expel the electronic dragons in the man's body and the battery car.
Yan Zhen picked up the twig. He looked distrustful of me.
The man held the electric bike tightly and vowed to it forever.
Officer Zhao and another policeman were trying to pull him away from the electric bike, and a group of people around them were pointing at them.
Yan Zhen walked forward and poked the electric bike.
The man's loud vows of love stopped and he looked around in confusion.
Then, I noticed that I had forgotten one thing, that is, after the negative electronic dragon in the electric car was expelled, it would randomly enter another nearby physical object.
The negative electronic dragon entered Officer Zhao's body.
The man's and Officer Zhao's eyes began to soften.
The man said softly: "Could this be..."
Officer Zhao whispered: "...heart-beating..."
Their heads slowly approached. Before the crowd could scream, Yan Zhen rushed forward, raised the branch and poked the man and the police officer lightly.
Very good, both the positive and negative electronic dragons have been expelled.
Officer Zhao handcuffed the man.
Two electronic dragons immediately rushed into the crowd.
Thus, the nightmare of random pairing began.
Fortunately, they become very obvious when they enter the entity, and Yan Zhen can tell them apart at a glance. He poked with branches all the way, and the strange pairings kept updating as Yan Zhen moved forward.
An old man said to the street lamp with deep love: "I will never leave you again."
A female office worker suddenly held hands with a little girl. She looked up and said to the little girl's mother: "Please let us be together! I will take good care of her!" The little girl shouted: "Mom, I want to live with my aunt!!"
Mother:"???"
A middle-aged man rubbed his face with the tomatoes he had just bought from the vegetable market, shouting that this was the true love he was looking for.
A passerby pushed a shopping cart and tried to cross the mall's isolation zone, claiming that he would live and die with the shopping cart.
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After a variety of jaw-dropping performance art performances, the quick match was finally updated to a big yellow dog and a telephone pole on the roadside.
This is probably the most normal picture so far.
Yan Zhen said: "There is no end to this drive. Don't you have a way to recover this electronic dragon?"
[If they can be combined successfully, I can recycle them. Not now.]
"Merge?" Yan Zhen stared at the big yellow dog and the telephone pole in front of him, "Are you sure?"
[I am not referring to your human reproduction behavior. The positive electronic dragon and the negative electronic dragon need to achieve particle frequency resonance in two different entities at the same time, and then they can separate from the entity and merge into one to restore my Barle Crystal Dust Dragon.]
"Can you explain it more clearly?"
[The two entities are connected in mind.] I thought about it and said, [In your Laura's words, it is the emotion of love. Only true love can make them resonate and become one.]
"..." Yan Zhen said, "So dogs and telephone poles are obviously not acceptable."
[All those entity pairings just now didn’t work. 】
"If the matchmaking continues to fail, will there be any other consequences besides the social death performance art that is happening now?"
[The unrecoverable electronic dragon will explode due to particle instability, causing the extinction of 80% of the creatures on Earth. We have about a week left.]
“…”
There was no unnecessary nonsense, but I could feel the boy glaring at me fiercely. I pretended to be unaware.
"One last question. If it doesn't explode, is it harmful to the human body if the Cyber Dragon possesses you?"
[No. They are just intangible particles and will not have any side effects on the human body.]
Yan Zhen stood up and said to himself, "It's only two steps from here to the school gate. It's a holiday today so there aren't many people in school."
【what are you up to?】
"Let's solve this problem today. I have figured out how to do it. Drive these two electronic dragons to the school!" Yan Zhen said, "As the owner of the dragon, you can at least control the direction of the drive."
【Okay, I'll try. 】
Yan Zhen picked up the phone and made several calls in succession.
The subsequent expulsion was not very smooth. After the positive electronic dragon was driven out of the electric pole, it immediately entered the body of a passerby uncle. After the negative electronic dragon was driven out of the big yellow dog, it drilled into the body of another passing husky.
This passing husky was walking with a young woman.
The middle-aged man rushed forward and slid down gracefully to hug the young woman's thighs. "Please sell this beautiful dog to me. Name a price. Any price is negotiable."
Husky: "Awooo..."
The young woman yelled, "What are you doing!! My balls are not for sale!! Let go!!"
At this time, Mr. Feng, Yan Zhen's class teacher, happened to be walking by the school gate. Upon seeing this scene, he immediately stepped forward and grabbed the middle-aged man who was pestering her, "Have some respect! Have some respect! Stay away from her!!"
"Don't touch my balls!!"
"Give me Erha! It and I are truly in love!"
“Ouch!!!”
Yan Zhen walked past them silently and touched the uncle and the Husky with a branch silently.
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After a lot of chaos, we finally drove the positive electronic dragon and the negative electronic dragon into the school. During the holiday, there happened to be a student who was on duty in the school and had not left yet. That was Yan Zhen’s good friend Cui Mingzhi.
He also played his part.
At this moment, Choi Ming-chi was holding the NS game console, and he said with an obsessed look on his face: "This is the NS that I love all my life. My dear NS, I will never change my mind. Steamdeck and the like can just go to hell!"
Well, in a sense it really doesn't make sense.
After placing the tool Choi Ming-chi and his love of life NS at the corner of the corridor, I soon heard footsteps and conversations on the stairs.
"Hey, you're such a busy guy, but you still come to school."
"…Xiao Zhen said that she would let me come no matter what."
"Xiao Zhen, what did you do again?!"
"I don't know. Maybe he's causing trouble at school again."
"He was so serious on the phone and told me not to tell you, otherwise I wouldn't have come so quickly. By the way, have you finally been able to take some time off from work today?"
"He told me the same thing on the phone, he said he was going to be expelled from school."
"I feel like Xiaozhen is playing tricks."
"Let's listen to what the teacher has to say later."
"Strange, the school looks empty right now."
"Xiao Zhen said the teacher is waiting for us in the office."
Yan Zhen's parents, Yan An and An Yuan, appeared at the end of the corridor.
Yan Zhen, who was hiding in the corner, poked Choi Ming-chi and NS with a branch.
Yan An and An Yuan stopped in confusion, and then they looked at each other. The positive electronic dragon and the negative electronic dragon entered their bodies respectively. I saw a gentle light flashing in the eyes of these two ordinary humans. It was not the crazy and disordered desire just now, nor was it the obsession that lost reason, but a very self-controlled but rich emotion, like the first light that ignites from the end of the city at dawn and is about to bring a magnificent morning glow. It is so bright, vibrant and passionate.
They did not utter any words, but simply leaned their upper bodies together, their foreheads lightly touching.
At that moment, I seemed to see their consciousness merge into one. The countless particles of the electronic dragon vibrated and danced with their gentle breathing, like the notes in countless chords, interweaving into a grand concerto with their own rhythm.
Then the chorus of particles rose, and they - it, raised its wings.
Then it flew out of Yan An and An Yuan's bodies and flew upwards.
In the high sky, the light was the body of the dragon, and brilliant colors spread everywhere. Countless points of light shone and scattered like falling stars. I carried out the final recycling work. In the eyes of the people in this city, this was a dramatic and magnificent scene, a spectacular spectacle like brilliant fireworks.
Dazzling meteors are flying in the dark sky, dragging bright trails.
Yan An and An Yuan looked up at the sky. They could see the dancing stars in the sky, and they could see the lights of the buildings not far away. Unaware of it, their love had woven the scene before them. They were also the least noticeable part of this grand spectacle.
"How long has it been since we watched fireworks like this?" An Yuan suddenly asked. The man beside her lowered his head and kissed her. She didn't say anything, but just kissed him back, then quietly leaned against his side.
They held hands and continued to watch the fireworks, shooting stars and the night sky.
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Yan Zhen quietly slipped out of the teaching building.
[You really tricked your parents into coming here. ]
"My home is too far away, and electronic dragons are not easy to control. I could only call them to the nearest school. My dad is usually very busy, and my mom has a lot of things to do. They haven't been at home at the same time for a long time, let alone at a set time. So I called them separately and told them that I was in big trouble, Teacher Feng was going to kill me, and Principal Wu was going to kill me directly, and asked them to go to the school immediately for a face-to-face meeting to put out the fire. That's why they rushed so fast."
[Love is the most undetectable thing. You really have confidence in your parents.]
"Of course." Yan Zhen smiled proudly, "They are the most amazing parents in the world."
We walked silently under the starlight. The boy's smile blossomed under the light and shadow concerto of shooting stars.
I will never forget his smile.
I never want to forget.
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The young woman thanked Teacher Feng in front of her: "Thank you, you really scared me just now."
Teacher Feng said: "You're welcome. I'm glad you and the dog are okay." At this time, spots of light suddenly appeared in the sky.
He raised his head, looked at the sparks dancing in the sky, and smiled: "Are these fireworks? They are so beautiful."
The young woman stared blankly at the shadow of the shooting star flickering in his pupils. After a moment, she said, "Are you a teacher in this school? What should I call you?"
"Yes, my last name is Feng."
"Hello, Teacher Feng. I'm the English teacher here next semester. My last name is Yuan, and you can just call me Xiao Yuan." Teacher Xiao Yuan stretched out her hand.
So, even if there is no attraction between positive and negative electrons, love comes quietly like fine and silent raindrops.
