Chapter 409: Too much hormone will cause explosion
"This is the whole paragraph I just said."
"I made it all up myself."
Everyone was stunned. Just like Xu Cheng's nonsensical beginning, the nonsensical ending also made them unable to understand.
But it only took two or three seconds before he gradually began to come to his senses.
“Absolutely!”
“It’s absolutely amazing!”
The crowd clapped, and their laughter was accompanied by applause.
Some were laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs, some were clapping so hard that their hands turned red, and some even fell off their stools and kept pounding the grass.
“Awesome!”
No one knew who started shouting first, but soon the entire camp was filled with enthusiastic cheers.
Those who know know that they are debating, while those who don’t think they are boxing.
"President, your choice is really..." The vice president stood next to Li Meiying, scratching his head, not knowing how to describe his feelings.
Lai Meiying just crossed her arms and smiled.
"I think he did a pretty good job. Why didn't I realize there was such a debater in our club before?"
In the center of the crowd, the four debaters on the opposing side had not said a single word since the opening, but they had already been thrown to the ground by Xu Cheng's unreasonable and sharp offensive, which was like the migration of a herd of elephants and the eruption of a mudslide.
Especially the second debater of the opposing side, he will be sweating profusely at this moment. According to the rules, the next step will be for him to question Xu Cheng.
But what to ask?
"You are wrong." "Martial arts is not a dream at all."...
But Xu Cheng had already had the same dream with all of them.
And how do you refute it?
To put it nicely, it is full of romanticism and you can hear thunder in the silence.
To put it bluntly,
This guy's fighting style... is simply amazing.
Looking at the entire debate world, his style of debate is completely disorganized and his debating skills are completely out of the blue.
It is difficult to describe that feeling with a word. If you have to use one, it would probably be abstract.
On the other side, after finishing his essay session, Xu Cheng calmly sat back in his seat and glanced at his companions.
Lin Wanzhou was bent over like a cooked shrimp, covering her face with her small hands, trying hard to hide her expression, but her body twitched from time to time, which clearly revealed that she couldn't stop laughing at the moment.
The other two teammates looked at Xu Cheng with complicated expressions.
I never expected this.
There are still people who can debate like this.
I don’t know whether to say he gave us a big blow or he gave us a big shit.
In the subsequent sessions, Lin Wanzhou and the remaining two debaters on the affirmative side performed quite well in the normal debate field.
The four players on the opposing side also showed great resilience, making the situation tense several times.
But more or less, the four of them were trying to avoid Xu Cheng's first round of essays.
Even though the four debaters' brows were furrowed to the sky, they still couldn't find the key to breaking Xu Cheng's argument.
His essay was like a mountain, and the four of them could not move it, and even trying to get around it seemed so difficult.
As expected, after everyone voted, the four members of the affirmative side won the lakeside sword-fighting competition tonight with an absolute advantage in votes.
And Xu Cheng's brilliant argumentation, which seemed to be a debating style from the next era, also gave all debaters an experience that they can talk about for a long time.
Perhaps many years later, when many people present have scattered into various industries, when a teacher finishes a day's classes and goes home to cook, when a programmer in front of a computer sits in a chair and massages his temples, when a lawyer finishes reviewing the legal contract on the table, this debate by the lake and the nonsensical essay by the boy named Xu Cheng will be recalled by them.
Then I recalled my college days with nostalgia, and finally laughed a few times at this unsolvable sophistry.
The lakeside swordplay that has been passed down year after year may also regard this year as a classic that cannot be replicated or even surpassed, and will be mentioned repeatedly year after year in the debate club.
After the debate, the club members finally showed their youthful and lively side. They sang and drank together, and it was already very late when they had enough fun.
The tents by the lake have been set up one by one. Because Li Meiying was well prepared, there was no shortage of tents.
Most of the time, several people who know each other live in the same building, and if they are not familiar with each other, they can be arranged separately without being forced in.
Taking advantage of the night, Xu Cheng secretly pulled Lin Wanzhou into the cross-pole tent that he had built during the day .
After seeing that there was no one around, Xu Cheng threw his bag in and then took off his shoes.
"Take off your shoes and come in."
"I don't want to live with you." Lin Wanzhou muttered softly, and quickly took off his shoes and got into the tent. He also took Xu Cheng's shoes into the tent with him. His movements were very quick.
Even after doing all this, he did not forget to close the zipper of the tent.
As the last faint light from the outside world was blocked by the zipper, the small tent became completely dark, with only two people left in the small and cramped space.
Not only is the space here small, it also seems to be isolated from other sounds from the outside world. Lin Wanzhou knelt on the mat. Apart from the chirping of katydids by the lake in the distance , even the sound of Xu Cheng's hot and wet breathing could be heard.
Don’t ask why the sound is wet and hot, the reason is that she can definitely feel it.
It seemed as if it was right next to my ear and I could hear it very clearly.
The girl's heart began to beat violently.
On the other side, when his eyes adjusted to the darkness, Xu Cheng could vaguely see the girl's appearance in the dark. The moonlight slightly penetrated the tent, and the girl's snow-white skin was emitting a bright glow.
"Lin Wanzhou, do you feel that this scene is familiar to you?" Xu Cheng spoke in a low voice for fear of being heard by others, adding a hint of mystery to the small tent.
Lin Wanzhou hugged his knees and huddled into the corner. He felt his back pressed against the tent, and then he moved his little butt forward to rub against it.
"How come you feel familiar?"
"It just feels familiar. Didn't we play like this before?"
"Before, you said..."
Lin Wanzhou thought about it for a moment and recalled that many years ago, when he was in the first grade of junior high school, he and Xu Cheng seemed to have played a game of house in several cardboard boxes.
The girl's uncertain eyes collided with Xu Cheng's.
"The first day of the new year?"
"Yes." Xu Cheng nodded. "It was in the cardboard box. Then you got drunk and pounced on me."
"???"
Lin Wanzhou rubbed her feet together nervously twice and quickly clarified, "Don't talk nonsense. Which girl did you play this game with? I never jumped on you."
"How could I be talking nonsense? You got drunk after eating chocolate with liquor filling, so of course you don't know what happened afterwards. At the beginning, you lied to me and said you wanted to play house with me. You even specifically allowed me to be the father before I agreed to play with you. Later, when we really started playing, you said you wanted to be a grandmother. I persuaded you for a long time before you agreed to be my husband and wife..."
Lin Wanzhou's face turned redder and redder as she listened to the embarrassing stories of her childhood, especially when she heard Xu Cheng say that she was willing to be his wife. She was so embarrassed that she wanted to stuff her feet into his mouth to make him shut up.
"Uh ahhh... stop talking!"
She knew that using her foot was a reward for this guy, so she just rushed over and covered Xu Cheng's mouth with her little hands.
“Mmm…Mmm…”
Xu Cheng indicated that he would not say anything more, and Lin Wanzhou then let go of her hand.
Only at this moment did she realize that because she was too anxious just now, she almost pounced on Xu Cheng, and now, in the dark tent, the two of them were almost entangled in an ambiguous posture.
"Stop talking, I want to go to bed."
The girl whispered something, then sat up, turned over and went to sleep on the side.
As a result, the next second, she felt an arm across her waist and a hot chest pressed against her back, making it impossible for her to break free.
Lin Wanzhou tried to resist a few times.
She tried very hard, but Xu Cheng didn't let go.
With the violent movements, the body instinctively wanted to make a sound in the throat, but he was afraid of being heard and misunderstood by others, so he kept his mouth tightly closed. The only sounds in the tent were "hmmmm" and "hahaha".
"Hey, what did you do?"
After struggling for a long time, the girl finally complained softly like a pitiful little rabbit.
"It's nothing. Last time in this kind of environment, I remember you threw me down. So I have to return the favor this time."
"Come back? Why come back?"
The girl's question was soon answered.
Xu Cheng turned her over and laid her on the ground, pressing his hands on Lin Wanzhou's tender wrists.
In the dark night, four sparkling eyes looked at each other, and they could feel each other's breath hitting their faces.
"Xu Cheng, you don't want other people to know what's going on here, right?" Lin Wanzhou gritted his teeth, stared at Xu Cheng, and threatened in a low voice.
Xu Cheng was not afraid of her. He gave the girl a light kiss on her tender face, his action as if he was tasting the tip of a peach, sending out signals of indifference and provocation.
"Ms. Lin, you don't want other people to know what's going on here, right?"
“Shameless.”
Lin Wanzhou cursed softly.
She never thought that one of her words could have such contradictory meanings. She originally used the words to threaten him, but he actually took advantage of her.
"Don't bully me."
"Okay, I'll talk to you."
Xu Cheng's words calmed the girl down a bit, but also made her feel a little disappointed.
What? It’s just talk now?
Realizing that there was such a voice in his heart, Lin Wanzhou's face couldn't help but get hot.
That was definitely not what she was thinking.
Definitely not!
With a conflicting feeling in his heart, he said softly, "Then you say."
Some past scenes flashed through Xu Cheng's eyes.
"Do you still remember Lin Wanzhou? Um... you probably don't remember. You were drunk at that time, so I was the only one who heard it."
"Is it that time again?"
"Yeah, that time."
Xu Cheng's eyes were full of pity as he tidied up her messy hair.
"At that time in the castle, you asked me if I would still like you when I grew up, and asked me what to do. I didn't dare to answer you at that time."
Lin Wanzhou listened quietly.
Listening to the boy talking about such past events, it seemed as if my memories were slowly opening up, like a locked box being opened, and my mood also became peaceful.
"I was thinking at that time, even if we accompany each other every day, it is not the same as love. Love is so magical. What if you really don't love me?"
“So I think the luckiest thing in my life has never been how successful my business is.”
"It's your preference."
He looked down at Lin Wanzhou.
"You still like me when I grow up. This is the luckiest thing in my life."
The girl just listened to him talking, and felt an inexplicable warmth in her eyes.
And Xu Cheng was still talking in her ear.
"I didn't have the nerve to tell you before, but every time you said you liked me, every cell in my body cheered with excitement..."
Lin Wanzhou's pupils flickered twice.
Me too!
She really wanted to tell him, every time you say you love me and like me, I am so happy that I can't help but turn into a flower and bloom.
Lin Wanzhou felt that his heartbeat had become so obvious, and in the quiet and cramped space, it kept echoing in his ears.
Xu Cheng was still talking, and she listened quietly, paying close attention to every word.
Her feet had been crossed together at some point, her arches stretched tight, and her hands had been wrapped around Xu Cheng's neck at some point, as she looked at her boy with love in her eyes.
Silly boy, the luckiest thing is not that I like you.
The luckiest thing is that we like each other as much as the other person likes himself.
So she couldn't help it, she kissed him while he was still chattering, her love was as natural as water, Xu Cheng also lowered his head and kissed the girl's tender lips.
The smell of hormones filled the entire tent. Just as it was about to explode, a voice was like cold water poured over them, instantly waking them up.
"Hello, have you seen a blue wallet?"
A girl asked timidly outside.
Xu Cheng tried hard to suppress his murderous rage. He sat up and gave a look to Lin Wanzhou who was also half sitting up.
The meaning is very clear, just keep quiet while I explain.
The girl gave him an OK gesture in return.
“No.”
"You can look for it somewhere else."
Almost at the same time, two voices came out from the tent.
The two looked at each other.
I don’t know whether to say that there is tacit understanding or not. After all, although neither of us understood what the other party meant, the timing of their speaking just happened to overlap.
"No, sorry." Hearing the two voices, the girl realized that she seemed to have done something unforgivable, and she almost fled away from the front of the tent.
The two people left in the tent looked at each other again.
Lin Wanzhou felt her face was burning.
She rolled to the side and turned her back to face Xu Cheng.
"sleep……"
