Chapter 40 Zhongli!

The Wangsheng Hall is a small company, but most of the staff are away all year round, working hard to carry out burials and limit supernatural events from entering the mundane world of vision.

Don’t ever think that the Hall of the Reborn is the monopoly of funeral matters in Liyue, or that it is simply a government-run funeral home.

In the distant past, when the gods and immortals had just disappeared and humans had to rely on themselves for everything, the ancestors of the Wangsheng Hall often shouldered great responsibilities such as "doctors", "scientists", and "pioneers".

However, now that we are living in a peaceful era with a higher average living standard, Wangshengtang has no intention of monopolizing this knowledge, but instead is trying to promote and disseminate it as much as possible.

With sufficient book knowledge and practical experience, Liyue's medical development is enough to make neighboring countries drool with envy for most of their lives.

As for the water-attributed Eye of God, it can only be said that compared to the huge population base, unless someone of the same level as a god takes action, ordinary people still have to rely on their own efforts to cure the disease.

Of course, there are also many weirdos in this world like the Like Brother, who is a magical species who, due to a series of reasons such as not being able to buy bandages, finally turns his abilities to healing.

While Gu Sanqiu was thinking about all these messy things in his mind, he started a brutal "massacre" of the food in his hands.

Kitchen knives and chopping boards are definitely good stuff, there is no doubt about that. Gu Sanqiu even thinks that if these kitchen knives are given to the Qianyan Army, they will be above-standard weapons. The only difference is whether anyone will use them.

Rays of knife light that seemed to be real kept flashing, but apart from cutting the ingredients on the chopping board, there were no extra knife marks on the chopping board, which showed that Gu Sanqiu's control ability was quite excellent.

Next to him was a bubbling pot. The physical fitness of the owner of the Eye of God was clearly revealed at this moment. He requisitioned the entire kitchen by himself and did not even look hurried.

"Well, from a common sense perspective, this is indeed the most time-saving approach."

Gu Sanqiu's face froze, and he chopped the chopping board heavily with the kitchen knife, but he reacted in an instant , the muscles in his arms bulged, and he managed to hold back the force.

Turning my head, I saw a young man in gorgeous clothes and with golden eyes watching the movements in the kitchen meticulously.

Of course, if Gu Sanqiu could ignore the seven or eight white stripes on the young man's face, perhaps this face would look more majestic.

"I'm sorry, if you're hungry, you'll have to wait a little longer to eat. Who are you?"

Gu Sanqiu suppressed his inner excitement and used his skill of "formular communication" to start a hypocritical and boring conversation between adults.

Emperor!

The ultimate uncle who is popular with men, women, young and old, my male god!

Zhongli!

"I am a guest official of the Wangsheng Hall. My name is Zhongli."

Zhongli nodded to Gu Sanqiu: "The main reason I came here is to ask when the food will be ready."

Forcing himself to ignore the white strips, Gu Sanqiu showed a curious look at just the right moment.

"Is Keqing Zhongli back from a business trip? If you are really hungry, I can prepare some simple meals for you."

"No, I'm out on business, but I'm not starving."

Zhongli shook his head. "I just tried playing a game called 'Fighting Landlords' with the Hall Master and Miss Keqing, and accidentally lost a few games."

"The hall master is now encouraging Miss Keqing to stop posting white strips and instead graffiti on her face."

Zhongli looked at Gu Sanqiu and said, "Based on common logic, as long as the food is served, the game will end."

"That's why I came to ask."

…

Gu Sanqiu's face was expressionless for a moment: "I understand, the food will be ready soon, please wait a moment."

"Hey, Zhongli, so you are here."

Hu Tao poked her head out, grabbed Zhong Li's arm and pulled him away: "Let's go, I've already thought of what I want to draw on your face. If you run away, people will look down on you~"

Gu Sanqiu silently placed his right hand on his chest. Before Zhongli was dragged away, he glanced at him. As for why, Gu Sanqiu already understood it completely.

"Don't worry, Emperor. I, the heir of Fengxiang, will protect your handsome face!"

Gu Sanqiu recited a lot of great and glorious words in his mind, but if someone observed this guy from the front, they would find that he had his mouth wide open, his eyes drooping, and was laughing silently.

He is laughing, he is laughing wildly!

"Emperor, oh Emperor, I never thought you would have this day."

Hahahaha!

Gu Sanqiu continued to cook happily. Being in a good mood can indeed increase the cooking speed, but Gu Sanqiu deliberately restored the speed to a level similar to before.

"So, will Kurumi draw a turtle on his face, or a flower, or six cat whiskers, or something like that?"

Gu Sanqiu felt a little regretful. It was a pity. After all, the Emperor had come to him specifically for help, and he had no right to continue persecuting Zhongli.

If he also participated in the game, let alone graffiti, they could even think of punishments like making him dance on the spot or asking Zhongli how he trained his perky butt.

Of course, thinking it out is one thing. As for whether he will be affected by a series of problems such as the movement of heaven and earth, this is indeed an unknown.

"But it would be nice to go and see the excitement, right?"

Gu Sanqiu cheerfully put the food on the trays, and walked out carrying several trays like he was performing an acrobatic trick.

"Okay everyone, the food is served. Today's menu is..."

Gu Sanqiu had just put the dishes on the table when he turned around and was stunned.

Because Zhongli's face was still as white as jade, while the black marks on Keqing and Hutao's faces made Gu Sanqiu unable to bear to look at them.

"You two lost miserably?"

There are two singing birds perched on a branch on Hu Tao’s face, while there is a picture of a sailboat sailing on the water on Keqing’s face.

Being able to draw two such lifelike paintings on the face, Gu Sanqiu can only say that Mr. Zhong is still Mr. Zhong. This level of strength is not something that ordinary people can achieve.

Looking at Zhongli drinking tea elegantly, Gu Sanqiu's face twitched slightly.

And...what's going on with you two guys?

Aren’t you still eager to persecute Zhongli?

Why am I being persecuted by others?

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"Ohhh! Time to eat, time to eat !"

ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ

Hu Tao cheered, then used her previous tactical skills, threw the cards directly onto the table, and jumped to Gu Sanqiu's side.

"Sanqiu Sanqiu, what are we eating today?"

"Let's talk about this later. Let's clean this stuff off your faces first."

A scraper made of rock element appeared in Gu Sanqiu's hand. "It won't hurt, and it won't harm your skin. Just be quiet."

"no."