Xia Chi?

What's wrong with him?

The filming of "Monster Hunting in Mountains and Seas" has been going on for nearly three months. Sen Ya's impression of Xia Chi still remains that he is a quiet and handsome man, who is low-key and does not make trouble. He is dull when not filming.

If you don't ask him, he will never say a word, and if you ask him, he is not good at speaking.

Why are you screaming and yelling today?

The staff left the stage one after another. Sen Ya threw the script to his assistant and cheered up to prepare for filming.

But there are always sounds interrupting my ears.

[Okay, my corpse has started working. It seems to be working, but I don’t need to do anything. Isn’t this just a dead end?!]

Humans are the infancy of ghosts, and death is a ghost's rite of passage, so the thought of death is a form of nostalgia. Why not just lie down and become a corpse? Humans are nothing more than prefabricated ghosts, and the flesh is nothing more than a prefabricated corpse!

Actually, there are some tricks to pretending to be a corpse. First, you need to be extremely calm. You need to adjust your mental state from wanting to die to being slightly dead, and then to the highest state of being dead, until nothing in this world can hurt you anymore because your body has become stiff. ①

[BGM starts: Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is howling, the world is vast and boundless~]

"Puff~"

Senya couldn't help laughing.

Why did Xiaoxia become so talkative?

What's the motivation? Aren't you afraid of calling the director?

But the crickets over there were chirping even louder.

[Someone please comfort me, I'm about to get a work injury from playing a corpse, hehehe...]

On the first day, while filming the beautiful, wealthy Jiang Xue Ning, she was ambushed by the big boss and suffered a shoulder injury. Xiao Dao, who was traveling with him, was also slapped to the ground and died. From then on, she was unable to move.

[The next day, we filmed the male protagonist Zeng Fengming descending from the sky, saving Jiang Xuening from the boss's clutches, and fighting the boss for several rounds. Meanwhile, I, Xiaodao, played dead for the entire second day.]

On the third day, the hero suddenly stopped fighting and came to the injured heroine's side, confessing his true feelings and loyalty to her. The two of them put aside their past grudges and reconciled, then embraced each other passionately and kissed endlessly in public. Meanwhile, I, who was walking by, saw that the body was already cold.

[Three days, three days already! There's a dead person here. Can you please stop showing affection in front of your teammate's corpse? Could you please help me save him instead?! Where's the logic?! Where's the humanity?! Where's the team spirit we promised each other!! Oh my god!]

The more Xia Chi thought about it, the angrier he became.

[Do you two think the boss is blind? Aren't you afraid that the boss will take advantage of your affectionate moments and stab you in the back?]

[And the boss standing there silently, are you just trying to sell them? I put all that thick smoky makeup on you for nothing, do you still remember your mission to destroy the world? You're just raising a Gu here!]

[The screenwriter, please come out and give me twenty lashes.]

[The director is a moron! Moron! Epic moron!]

【……】

Du Binquan: “…”

I can hear him yelling even through the wall with headphones on. It's so loud.

Senya: “???”

Xiao Xia must be crazy.

It's not easy either. Anyone who lies on the ground without moving for three days in such cold weather will go crazy.

Sen Ya came from a grassroots background and could empathize with the plight of young actors.

"Hey, Xiaoxia, Xiaoxia, please keep your voice down."

There were only Sen Ya, Zhang Ningyuan and Xia Chi in the middle of the yard. Before the director rushed over to open the mic, Sen Ya first inquired about Xia Chi's mental state.

"Xiao Xia, what's wrong with you?"

"ah?"

When Xia Chi heard someone calling him, he was like a grilled squid caught in a claw, with only his head raised.

"Sister Senya, you called me? What's wrong?"

"you……"

Sen Ya took the words back when they were on the tip of her tongue. Xia Chi looked quite normal.

"Um... it's cold lying on the ground, do you need a hot pack?"

Xia Chi grinned at her: "No need, Sister Sen Ya, I'm fine."

[Oh my, a big star cares about me! ]

[What's the fear of the cold ground? There's no such thing as difficult work, only hardworking oxen and horses. I will definitely try my best to play dead and surprise everyone~]

Senya: “???”

It would be fine if I didn't ask about it. If I do, I'll go crazy.

Am I seeing things?

Why doesn't Xia Chi open his mouth when he speaks?

Senya rubbed her eyes in disbelief.

"You...what were you talking about?"

Xia Chi was confused by the question.

"I didn't say anything. I'm waiting for action."

[As soon as you call action, I'll sleep. I'll sleep with makeup on, with pay, and with a legitimate reason. No matter how hard you fight, I'll be in the center of the storm, sleeping until the country is at peace and the people are safe for eternity.]

He then switched to starry eyes.

[Ah! Fairy Sister is so beautiful and kindhearted. Her battle-damaged outfit has a kind of frail and broken beauty. One more look at her can add years to your life! Fairy Sister, please kick the pretentious male lead. I'm here to block the knife for you...]

[Hiss, that's not right. Fairy Sister, why does she look a little different? Is there something wrong?]

Xia Chi clicked his chin.

Senya was completely confused.

who I am?

Where am I?

What should I do?

Just then, the script supervisor came over to remind the actors to prepare for the wire suspension. Zhang Ningyuan, who was standing next to her, saw that Sen Ya's eyes were wandering and she was taking a long time to get into the mood, so he nudged her lightly with his arm and whispered.

"What's wrong? You seem distracted."

Senya turned to him and said in a weak voice: "Did you hear any sound? It seemed like... Xiao Xia was yelling."

Zhang Ningyuan frowned when he heard that, and his eyes unconsciously glanced down. There was a little creature lying on the ground, who had not yet died after three days.

Zhang Ningyuan: "How could that be? Isn't he always very quiet?"

Senya: "Didn't you hear him shout? It was so loud."

Zhang Ningyuan shook his head, and a hint of sympathy appeared in his eyes.

"Have you been under too much pressure lately? Why think so much? Everything will pass."

Senya: “Uh…”

If you hadn't mentioned it, I really wouldn't have remembered it.

What Zhang Ningyuan meant by "great pressure" was the recent unfriendly public opinion environment.

Sen Ya is notorious for her tendency to attract a lot of criticism and criticism. Her aggressive and beautiful face, coupled with her contrasting soft and sticky personality, is like spreading dog food among a wolf pack, attracting black fans and opponents to team up and fight with her every few days. How can she be left out of this anti-explosion campaign?

Ever since the official announcement of the female lead for "Monster Hunt", Sen Ya has been a frequent hot search.

Things like #Senya's cheap makeup sparked controversy#, #Senya's pre-surgery photos leaked, suggesting a head transplant#, and #Senya's poor acting shocked veteran actors# (it was just that the veteran actor frowned during filming, and Senya wasn't even there!!)

Yesterday, eight hundred marketing accounts came together to rehash old news, almost turning the hot searches into Sen Ya's exclusive execution ground.

#Senya's wealthy boyfriend is exposed as a mistress#, #Senya gets wet in the sea to catch a rich husband#, #Senya is suspected of turning her fake love into real love, and her boyfriend tears Zhang Ningyuan apart#, #Senya's early drinking video is exposed#

…

The black press releases have spread across the entire Internet like leeches. Clicking on them will reveal all sorts of fictitious visual traps filled with malice.

It is because Senya is so thick-skinned and has a strong team that he has developed the ability to treat malice as rain.

Is it really because I am under too much pressure and am hallucinating?

Senya also began to doubt herself.

The makeup artist sneaked over to help Xia Chi pose in a death pose, pulling wrinkles on the corners of his clothes and sprinkling blood plasma on the ground to avoid being exposed.

Xia Chi closed his eyes and even his breath became weak.

[Day 4 of pretending to be dead: lights, camera, clapperboard, action!]

"I can't portray a dead person with layers or depth, but I can portray professional ethics. I'm a modern-day fire hero, I wouldn't move even if a wildfire burned me! Even if you two kissed from afternoon to evening like yesterday, and your lips are swollen, if I lift my eyelids to take a look, I lose!"

【I am a corpse with a sense of faith! 】

Senya couldn't smile anymore and her face turned pale.

The wire had already lifted the male and female protagonists to a height of one meter above the ground. The two actors faced each other with their hands clasped together in preparation for filming. Zhang Ningyuan could clearly feel the cold sweat coming out of Sen Ya's palms.

Normally, a seasoned warrior like Sen Ya wouldn't be afraid of heights, unless something else was affecting her. Zhang Ningyuan, himself a victim of cyberbullying, felt deeply for Sen Ya.

"You look haggard? Have you been working too hard lately?"

"Haunted?"

Sen Ya's expression froze, and the gossip about Xia Chi and the scandal that had been swirling in her mind was instantly thrown out of her mind.

Although she has a beautiful face, she is actually a superficial person. The hot search she fears most is #森雅颜值垮#.

Before the director called for action, she called her assistant.

"Xiao Qian, hurry up and get a mirror!"

When I looked in the mirror, I saw that my whole body was swollen, even concealer couldn't cover the dark circles, and the lip lines were even more obvious.

"Oh my god!" Senya cried, "Is this still the goddess who outshines all the other beauties on the red carpet? If the fans take pictures of her, the marketing accounts will write all sorts of nonsense again~"

As Sen Ya was holding her sore waist and returning the mirror to her assistant, she suddenly remembered something: her menstrual period had not come for two consecutive months.

"I haven't been able to wake up lately. It must be because I was tired from filming all those long night scenes recently."

You have to be more careful next time. You are not a little girl anymore. Don’t mess up your endocrine system.

"Xiao Qian," she lowered her voice, "Go back to the RV and cook the bird's nest first, and add some red dates."

******

As expected, Xia Chi fell asleep as soon as he was told to act.

Half asleep and half awake, I could still hear Zhang Ningyuan's lingering vows with his magnetic subwoofer.

"Xue Ning, don't worry. I, Zeng Fengming, swore to heaven that your blood will not be shed in vain. I will kill this monster today and use it as a snack for your wine!"

He is indeed a talented actor. Every word he spoke was sonorous and passionate, and Xia Chi immediately had a picture in his dream.

A knight in black, his clothes fluttering, stood in the slanting rain and fierce wind. The camera panned to reveal Jiang Xuening, the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world, approaching with graceful lotus steps, her eyes filled with worry.

"But this monster has absorbed the resentment of heaven and earth and has transformed into a demon. I'm afraid it will be difficult to deal with."

"Who cares about monsters and demons!" Zeng Fengming waved his arm, and the long sword at his waist was unsheathed. "You must ask my Fengming Sword first. With our swords combined, we can definitely take him down."

"Okay!" Jiang Xue Ning responded crisply, "You go first, I'll cover you."

Before she finished speaking, she had already taken three neat steps back, her embroidered shoes stopping steadily at a safe distance. "It's happily decided."

The scene suddenly fell into a strange silence.

Zeng Fengming stood there with his sword in hand, and even forgot to show his teeth to the opposing boss.

"Wait, wait!" Zeng Fengming flipped through the script frantically. "We agreed that the swords and knives would merge and advance and retreat together? Why is this part..."

The beauty behind him twisted her belt and lowered her head, with a suspicious blush on the tips of her ears, and she seemed to want to say something but stopped herself.

"What time is it now?" Zeng Fengming was so anxious that he kept jumping up and down: "Just tell me what's going on!"

Xia Chi, who was lying on the ground watching the fun, couldn't help but say something.

"Oh, you stupid fool! Didn't you see Jiang Xue Ning's hand on her belly? She's pregnant!"

Zeng Fengming: “!!!”

Boss: “???”

Xia Chi: “…”

What did I just say!!!

As if struck by a flash of inspiration, Xia Chi suddenly realized the truth.

I was wondering why there was a bloody disaster so early in the morning!

Isn’t this a damn bloody disaster!

This is going to cost someone their life.

Xia Chi gasped for breath and sat up on the spot.

Outside the dream, the crew is working in a tense and orderly manner. Sen Ya is still hanging on the wire. The boss is really strong. The male and female protagonists' combined swords still can't defeat it. The male protagonist's attack is deflected. The boss still has enough strength to turn back and kick the female protagonist in the lower abdomen, kicking her against the wall.

I hurried over and just caught up with the scene where the boss kicked the heroine.

Xia Chi exclaimed: "Save him!!!"