Chapter 39: Cherry stems, exchanging abs photos.

When Chi Chengye contacted Qiu Xingci again, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.

He had just finished class, ordered a takeaway, and was on his way back to his dormitory.

A music ringtone with a special prompt sounded, and his expression was slightly surprised. After the surprise, there was an added surprise.

It was actually Qiu Xingci calling.

Chi Chengye bypassed his classmates, walked to a secluded place, looked at the environment, and then answered the phone.

"Hello?"

"You're not going to say 'hello' to me next, are you?" Qiu Xingci complained, with dissatisfaction in his tone: "The way you address me is so polite and unfamiliar, not intimate at all."

"A Cheng, I Are you your CP?"

Qiu Xingci pretended to be resentful: "You say you treat me as your girlfriend, but in fact, you feel that my treatment is not as good as that of an ordinary netizen."

Chi Chengye was confused: "I. , No."

He just said hello briefly.

"Hmph, you're so cold and you still say no, you're really heartless." Qiu Xingci opened his mouth and said nothing, without nitpicking.

Chi Chengye sighed, with a bit of indulgence and helplessness in his smile: "Okay, I apologize for my 'not enthusiastic enough'."

"If you are not satisfied with the way I call you, then I can change it next time? "

Qiu Xingci was not false at all. He really regarded himself as a clingy girlfriend who played coquettishly and playfully with her boyfriend: "Of course, it must be changed."

Chi Chengye smiled: "Then let me think about it in the future. How about calling you on the phone and calling you 'baby' when we meet?"

He thought this sounded very intimate.

Qiu Xingci frowned: "It's terrible. Where did you learn such a greasy name?"

"I don't want this, let's change it."

Chi Chengye thought about it honestly and said, "Can I call you baby?"

"No, this title is too popular." Qiu Xingci went online with great energy and complained: "Now whenever I go to a live broadcast room to buy something, other anchors will call me 'baby'. You must not call me 'baby'." Baby, you sound like a sales anchor." Hearing

Qiu Xingci's description, Chi Chengye smiled and agreed: "It seems that there are too many couples who call it that, and the term is used too much.

" While talking, he walked forward.

When classmates he knew from afar passed by him, they stared in surprise at the sweet smile on Chi Daxicao's face, which seemed to be free of money and filled with sunshine and drunk in the spring breeze.

Classmate A: "What good thing has happened to Chi Xueba? He is smiling like this?"

Classmate F guessed very experiencedly: "Spring is here, and it is the season when everything revives and human beings miss spring. I guess he can't be I'm single."

Classmate D: "That can't be true. I haven't seen him get close to any male or female classmates recently."

Everyone murmured. Chi Chengye didn't know anything. He has long legs and walks fast. , have arrived at the bottom of the dormitory building.

At this moment, while waiting for the takeaway to arrive, I continue to talk on the phone amidst the noise of people.

In fact, Qiu Xingci didn't talk to him about anything nutritious. They just talked about common things.

If someone who doesn't like him listens to this call, besides finding his voice pleasant, he will probably find what he says a bit boring after listening for a long time.

"I heard the sound of someone talking near you. It's so chaotic. Have you just finished class?"

Chi Chengye whispered softly: "Yes, class has just finished. Have you finished class?"

In fact, he already knew Qiu Xingci's class schedule. There is no class now, but I still asked a nonsense question without knowing the answer.

Qiu Xingci on the other end of the phone didn't notice it and said nonsense: "Yes, I just finished class too. I'm really tired. I miss you so much."

Hearing the unexpected lie, Chi Chengye felt funny and tried to Asked: "So tired, what class did you take?" He

copied too much of the sexy words in the plan and said too much. Qiu Xingci casually said: "I miss your class."

After saying this, he realized that something was wrong. The sentence is a bit too oily.

Qiu Xingci's face turned red and he quickly mentioned another topic to divert Chi Chengye's attention.

"That's not the point. The point is that I'm so troubled now and don't know what to eat for dinner."

He muttered a few words before realizing that the person on the other end of the phone was too quiet.

For a moment, the other person didn't say a word.

Qiu Xingci pressed his ear tightly to the phone, wanting to hear the breathing on the other side to make sure that this person was really continuing to talk to him.

But the background sound in the opposite environment was too noisy, and people's breathing could not be heard.

The phone interface was a little hot, and

Qiu Xingci was also a little uneasy: "Hey, are you still listening?"

"Hey, are you still listening?"

"I'm here." Chi Chengye's voice was hoarse, with a hint of gentleness. The intoxicating smell of danger.

He asked seductively: "I'm still thinking about the class just now. Can you tell me in detail what you thought of me in the last class."

Qiu Xingci was so embarrassed that he wanted to bite his tongue, "I didn't, I It was just a slip of the tongue, I just wanted to say...I wanted to say that I suddenly thought of you in gym class."

He looked at the passing stadium, finally found some inspiration, and continued to add to the nonsense he made up a second ago. Dots.

"I remember you used to brag to me that you could jump a hundred and eighty ropes a minute, you could play badminton, basketball, volleyball, and you had eight-pack abs. Is it true?"

Chi Chengye was chatting with him. It's been so long that I can't remember when I said these words to him.

But it doesn't matter. He smiled confidently and said, "Of course it's true."

"Why, you got bored during the last physical education class. Do you want to come and play with me?"

Qiu Xingci lay on the narrow He turned over on the single bed and said lazily: "No."

"I just want to see a photo of your abs to see how true what you said is true."

"Geigei-chan, a netizen on the Internet People say that men in online dating love to lie. If they are 1.8 meters tall or 1.7 meters tall, they may be bragging about having eight-pack abs. In fact, they only have one round, soft abs.

I have seen so many netizens fail in real life. "I feel a little scared!"

Qiu Xingci said in a low voice, feeling that this tea-cha tone was a bit high-spirited, "Let people see the photos of your abs, giegie-chan~"

"I want them. A little sense of security."

This funny tone is really unbearable. Even if Chi Chengye has a hundred meters of filter on his former lover, he can't adapt to him speaking in such a strange tone.

He rubbed the slightly red tips of his ears, turned down the volume on his mobile phone, put on his Bluetooth headset and said, "It's okay to look at the photos, but you have to speak normally."

In the distance, he saw a small yellow car driving in front of him. I came over, thinking that my takeaway might have arrived.

"I'll tell you later. I'm going to get a takeaway, so I'll hang up now."

After explaining to the person, he hung up the phone and walked over to get the takeaway.

Qiu Xingci looked at the phone that was suddenly hung up and subconsciously sat upright.

"What's going on?" He asked to himself, "Why did this man suddenly hang up on me?"

"He doesn't think I'm bored, right?"

"No, where is this? It's in my plan. The process is not even halfway through, is he already starting to feel annoyed by me?"

Qiu Xingci sneered and suddenly felt extremely wise.

The thermal violence plan really works.

And the man who had been pestering him to meet him before seemed to have very little patience with him.

Hang up the phone very decisively,

you dog man.

He glanced at the plan next to the bedside and checked item three with a pen.

I saw this article:

Hot Violence Plan 3: Ask for photos of the abs of your online dating partner, comment on the p-pictures and online photos of the abs, dampen his enthusiasm, make him lose interest and self-confidence in the opposite sex, and give up when faced with difficulties. .

Qiu Xingci held the cap of the rollerball pen in his left hand and stared at his cheek unconsciously, thinking silently.

"What if he really posts a photo of his abs later, and I can't tell if it's an online photo, or if I can't see the traces of a p-picture?"

He is really a noob when it comes to retouching p-pictures.

After some brainstorming, Qiu Xingci had an idea:

"Yes, no matter which picture he posts, I will say that his abdominal muscles in the picture don't look strong enough, and he needs to continue training."

"I don't believe this . You can't hit him!"

Qiu Xingci smiled evilly, feeling that his idea was really clever.

After he finished planning, he put his phone aside to charge and went out to eat by himself.

The message Chi Chengye sent him did not receive a timely reply.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Chi Chengye, who was walking in the school playground while blowing the gentle late summer breeze, received a call from Qiu Xingci.

He touched his pocket, took out the Bluetooth headset he had prepared, and put it on before answering the call.

Qiu Xingci asked a little dissatisfied: "What are you doing? Why did it take you so long to answer the phone?"

Chi Chengye said concisely: "Outside, I put on the headphones a few seconds late."

After listening to his explanation, Qiu Xingci Xing Ci feels reasonable and reasonable, so there is no use of the topic.

He continued to return to the unfinished topic in the morning, "You said you wanted to show me your abs. Are the photos ready?"

Chi Chengye said, "Not yet."

"Are you ready...ah?"

Qiu Xingci, who took a second to react, was very confused, "You haven't been ready for so long, are you going to break your promise?"

Chi Chengye glanced at the sunset in the sky, and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "I won't I broke my promise, but there is no good shooting environment in the school. I will go back to my house later and take pictures for you."

Qiu Xingci sneered disdainfully: "You are exaggerating."

"The dormitory is only 30 square meters, which is not enough. Are you stretching your abdominal muscles?"

Chi Chengye corrected him, "No, it's mainly because I'm afraid of offending my single classmates in the same dormitory."

"In case you want to make more extreme demands on me after seeing my abdominal muscles. It's too restrictive. I always need a little more private space."

Qiu Xingci was shocked by his shameless words.

"Shut up, what are you talking about?"

"Don't slander me, I don't want to do anything more extreme to you."

Qiu Xingci anxiously wanted to pass along the network cable, pick up the man's ears, and face him he shouted.

"Let me stress to you once again that I am not a lecher. I only want to verify your credibility when I say I want to see photos of my abs. I want to know if what you said before is a lie."

The more he explained, the more Chi Chengye aroused The curvature of the corners of the mouth is larger.

After he finished speaking, Chi Chengye deliberately remained silent for a moment and said in a deep voice: "You can verify my honesty, but -"

"My sister Xiaoci, for the sake of fairness, I also want to verify what you said. How many

"What do you mean?" Chi Chengye smiled and said

, "It's not interesting. Let's exchange photos at nine o'clock. I'll take a photo of your abs. You want to show me yours. " Photos in small skirts."

Qiu Xingci subconsciously wanted to refuse: "Isn't this right? When did I say I wanted to show you photos in skirts?"

"Why, did you lie to me, so you didn't dare to exchange photos." Chi Chengye used provocative tactics and stepped on his bottom line to deliberately "guess".

"Isn't it possible? You are actually a cube man and you can't wear a beautiful little skirt at all."

Qiu Xingci subconsciously looked up and found that his rental house was very safe and there were no cameras.

He subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, then gritted his teeth and walked heavily around the table with his cell phone.

"Don't talk nonsense. Who said I can't wear a pretty little dress?"

Qiu Xingci snorted coldly: "Just change it!"

At worst, he would just look for pictures online.

"You're not looking for pictures on the Internet to lie to me, are you?"

As if he guessed what he was thinking, the man on the other end of the phone said with a smile: "Friendly reminder, there are many software for searching pictures on the Internet, and some pictures on the Internet can be searched for I can find out who the owner of the original photo is."

"Smart guy, you don't need to say anything. I hope you will use your own photo."

Qiu Xingci's face turned red with anger. "Why do you think so of me, you bitch? " " No, of course I will use my own photos."

"I want to tell you what you just said to me. You'd better use your own photos. If I find out that you use fake photos, then you It's dead and we'll break up."

"Huh!"

After making his declaration angrily, Qiu Xingci hung up the phone.

He stood in front of the closet in his rental house, looking at his clothes with some annoyance.

As for women's clothing, he actually has one here.

But those were not his clothes, they were bought as a birthday present for his sister a long time ago.

Later, she broke up with her family and never returned, so the red dress that was originally intended as a gift was put at the bottom of the box.

Qiu Xingci stood in front of the closet and looked at it for a while, then lowered his head and continued to search for less popular online pictures on his phone with some hesitation.

While he was hesitating, he suddenly heard a message notification tone.

A message box popped up on the mobile phone interface. Qiu Xingci clicked on it and found that it was a message from his online dating partner.

Not eating coriander and blueberries: [I was a little harsh just now, don’t be angry, baby. ]

[ Let me show you something interesting. ]

Qiu Xingci muttered: "I'm speechless, who is angry?"

Just when he was curious about what the other party was going to show him, a photo appeared on the chat interface in the next second.

It's a cherry stem tied into a knot.

Qiu Xingci looked at it horizontally and vertically, then clicked on it and found that it was just an ordinary cherry stem.

He was a little speechless.

[You just want to show me this? ]

[Isn't this just a cherry stem? What's it for? There's nothing strange about it. 】

Don’t eat cilantro and blueberries 【Cherry stems are indeed not unusual, but baby, this is a cherry stem I tied with my tongue after practicing many times. ]

Qiu Xingci felt that this dog man was implying something.

【What's the meaning? 】

Don’t eat cilantro and blueberries: 【It’s not interesting, hand in an assignment first, it may be useful in the future. 】

Qiu Xingci felt his face heat up after understanding this hint, "What the hell, you and I can't possibly use it!"

"I don't even have a face, I'm really horny for doing these things."

Qiu Xing I typed the words in a snap and replied in seconds [If you don’t need it, don’t use it, put away the yellow waste in your brain. ]

Chi Chengye sent a smiley face emoticon, and then said,

[Xiao Ci, see you at nine o'clock. 】