Chapter 379: Scoring 60 Points on You
Yang Mo was moved by Milicic's deep love, and he felt that Milicic was simply the incarnation of the god of love. However, Paris Hilton, as the person involved, was not moved at all. She was just surprised: Is this guy a psychopath? Is he confessing his love to me or helping me to match Super Yang? But... I don't even know him!
Milicic was deeply in love, but it was a pity that he was in vain for Paris Hilton. Her mind was all on Yang Mo. Suddenly a giant handsome man appeared and said some inexplicable words to her. What else could she feel but surprise? Was she moved?
For Milicic, this was something that took all his courage and even all his happiness to do, but for Paris Hilton, it only brought her trouble.
This is the distance between love and not love.
"Paris, I think this giant handsome guy is pretty good. Is he confessing his love to you?" Taylor Swift said half-jokingly and half-seriously into Paris Hilton's ear.
"Eh..." Paris Hilton frowned in disgust: "Super Yang is the only one in my heart now!"
Taylor Swift was a little disappointed with Hilton's answer, because she was also filled with a super yang in her heart. In her opinion, if Paris Hilton was pursued by this giant handsome guy, her chances would undoubtedly increase a lot. But unfortunately, it didn't go as planned. Paris Hilton didn't sympathize with the Eastern European handsome guy's deep love at all.
At this moment, Spike Lee, who was sitting not far from the sidelines, shouted to Milicic: "Hey, Dako, don't be fooled by this bitch. She is essentially a loose woman and she is not worthy of you."
"No, you are a bitch!" Milicic turned his head, glared at Spike Lee and yelled angrily, then quickly ran to the front court to continue defending.
At the moment when Milicic scolded Spike Lee, Paris Hilton suddenly felt that Milicic was a little cute. However, this was only a momentary thought, and soon, her heart was once again filled with Super Yang.
Paris Hilton thought Milicic was cute, but Spike Lee, who was scolded, thought Milicic was crazy : I was kind enough to remind you, and you scolded me? Sooner or later, you will be ruined by this slut and you won't even be able to walk on the court!
Spike Lee's kindness was taken for granted, just like Milicic's deep affection was taken as trouble by Hilton. This is the terrible thing about unrequited love. The so-called "flowers have feelings but water is ruthless" probably means this.
Yang Mo had no intention of interfering in the ill-fated relationship between the three of them. In fact, he had always been the one who got shot.
However, JR Smith deliberately ran to Yang Mo and mocked her: "You Knicks are really in chaos. I didn't expect that your woman Milicic also wanted to fuck her. Can teammates like you fuck female stars? You didn't send your girlfriend out to be fucked by your teammates so that you can get the position of leader!"
I have to say, JR Smith's mouth stinks a hundred times worse than a septic tank.
When Yang Mo's ears received this speech, he clenched his fist tightly, but in the end he did not swing his fist in anger. Instead, he slowly loosened his teeth, but the force that was clenched between his teeth was fiercely stuffed into his blood. Then, he slowly said: "You will pay a terrible price for your words!"
"Tsk! Tragic? Do you think you are God?" JR Smith looked down on him and turned to ask Billups for the ball. Seeing him run out of space, Billups hesitated for a moment and handed him the ball.
When JR Smith received the ball and turned around, Yang Mo followed him like a shadow.
Seeing that Yang Mo was only 20 to 30 centimeters away from him, JR Smith held the ball with both hands and tried to make a fake move to trick Yang Mo away and then make a quick breakthrough. But just as he was holding the ball and preparing to lower his shoulders to the right... bang!
A loud noise like an explosion occurred above the basketball that he was holding in both hands. Then he felt his hands completely numb from fingertips to shoulders. Then the basketball disappeared from his grasp. Then Yang Mo flashed past his eyes quickly and ran behind him.
By the time he reacted and turned around, the basketball had already been hit by Yang Mo to the front court. His arm was still paralyzed.
Swish!
Yang Mo, who ran to the frontcourt, actually stopped outside the three-point line, then jumped and hit a three-pointer!
The three-pointer made Madison cheer again. Yang Mo ran over with a sullen face and no happy expression amid the cheers. When he passed by JR Smith, he said with a very disdainful voice: "Tonight, I will score 60 points on you. And you will not score more than double digits."
"Do you think you are Michael Jordan? Sixty points? Dream on!" Although his arms were still numb, his mouth was still sharp.
"Hmph." Yang Mo sneered and did not engage in any more pointless arguments with him. She was going to beat him until he felt ashamed tonight anyway.
As Billups slowly advanced with the ball, TNT commented on the first two shots.
"Young's desire to attack tonight was very strong. He scored five points in less than a minute after the start. At this efficiency, he will at least break his own scoring record, right?" Collins said.
"In fact, Super Yang is used to attacking the opponent fiercely at the beginning of the game, and then playing dead. Although he will make one or two three-pointers from time to time, most of his points are concentrated in the first three minutes of the first quarter or the last three minutes of the last quarter." Charles Barkley, a senior Yang fan, scratched the back of his head and said with a smile: "So, you don't have to expect Super Yang to break the scoring record."
"No." Jeff Van Gundy, who was sitting in the commentary booth replacing Kenny Smith, shook his head and said, "Super Yang didn't exist as a striker before. He was more often filling in for the entire team. Now he has become the strongest striker in the tactics, so his scoring record is likely to be broken tonight."
Kenny Smith announced that he would stop commentating after kissing Charles Barkley's butt in front of the national broadcast. He would return to the position after the psychological trauma was eliminated. Therefore, TNT invited the former famous NBA head coach Van Gundy to serve as a commentator. However, Charles Barkley did not like this partner. He thought Van Gundy was too boring and he was always doing so-called technical analysis. Although this is the job of a commentator, he was used to joking with Kenny Smith, so how could he accept the conservative Van Gundy for a while.
In fact, TNT's scrolling message board was constantly refreshed with messages like "We want Kenny". Obviously, fans also prefer the unlucky Kenny Smith to sit in the commentary box.
In order to increase ratings, the director kept urging Charles Barkley through the headset to create some highlights.
Barkley had no choice but to start from the sidelines: "I wonder if you noticed that Milicic was expressing his love to Paris Hilton just now, and as we all know, Paris Hilton's crush is Super Yang. So, do you think Milicic will clash with Super Yang during the game?"
"If Milicic really likes Paris Hilton, there will definitely be a grudge between them, and the cooperation between them will definitely be compromised because of this." The honest Van Gundy fell into Barkley's trap without realizing it.
"Then let's make a bet. If Milicic's cooperation with Super Yang is not discounted, then... you wear a wig next time you broadcast live, okay?" Barkley saw that Van Gundy had taken the bait and immediately revealed his evil true face: "Because I have a deep prejudice against your bald head. It always reflects the light from it to my pupils."
Van Gundy is not a man who can joke. His coaching style is known for being rigid. Compared with his brother, he is more like an academic and serious head coach. However, Barkley is obviously questioning his professional analysis ability, so he immediately slammed the table and agreed: "If Young and Darko have more than eight assists tonight, I will wear a wig to commentate the next game."
"It's a women's wig!" Charles Barkley deliberately provoked.
Van Gundy is really hot-tempered. Once provoked by Barkley, he actually agreed to Barkley's offer: "Okay, a women's wig is a women's wig. But if I win, do you dare to kiss Kenny Smith's bare ass?"
As soon as Van Gundy said this, it was Barkley's turn to be stunned. Barkley didn't expect that the honest man had such a deep calculation in his heart and could even turn the tables.
He was the one who proposed the bet. If he backed down at this moment, he would definitely become a laughing stock. However, if he really agreed, what if they didn't have eight assists? In a game, a team would have at most 20 assists. How could there be so many assists between a shooting guard and a center? It was too unrealistic!
Barkley originally wanted to tease Van Gundy, but now he is in a difficult situation.
It’s true that honest people are not easy to bully!
Barkley sighed, and finally slapped his thigh and agreed: "Okay, I'll bet with you. If you win, I'll kiss Smith's ass..."
"No!" Before Barkley finished speaking, the strict Van Gundy corrected him: "It's a bare butt. Don't try to play any word games."
"It doesn't matter if I'm naked, I'm not afraid!" Barkley made up his mind and agreed directly. Since things have come to this point, he doesn't care about anything else and just keeps on doing it. Anyway, Super Yang hasn't let him lose before, so let's make a bet! !
