Chapter 376: The Carving Incident
While the Eagles coach was constantly comforting Josh Smith, the four women sitting on the sidelines suddenly started a fight. Paris Hilton took the lead in attacking Emma Watson: "Go back to your England, this is New York, this is American territory!"
Paris Hilton inexplicably fired back not because of any other reason, but because she noticed that Yang Mo deliberately avoided her and high-fived Emma Watson when she was leaving the stage, which made her jealous. What made her even more upset was that Emma Watson was so proud of the high-five that she kept screaming.
At that moment, she couldn't stand the stimulation and fought back directly with her lips.
As soon as she finished speaking, before Emma Watson responded, Spike Lee stood up and spoke up for Watson: "Shut up! Your ancestors also migrated from Europe. Indians are the masters here."
Spike Lee's joining the battle immediately increased Emma Watson's fighting power.
But Paris Hilton was no pushover. She responded with sharp words: "Is it because you have been abandoned by Hollywood for not being able to make a good movie that you have resorted to quarreling with a woman? Sissy!"
"It's better for me to not be able to make a good movie than for you to make a pornographic video. Your butt is too flat, your breasts are too flat, there is nothing on your body that is worth praising. What kind of face do you have to film? Will it make people laugh? Bitch!"
Spike Lee’s fighting ability is not low at all, he is also an extremely powerful figure!
"It's better than you. You can't even get hard now, old man!" Paris Hilton pointed at Sparks Lee's crotch and made a very vicious personal attack.
At this time, their quarrel had attracted the attention of two cameras, and many audience members in the front row stood up and looked over here.
When the public paid attention to this incident, Spike Lee did not stop arguing. Instead, he stood up, grabbed his crotch with one hand, walked to Paris Hilton, and said arrogantly: "If you dare to say another word of nonsense, do you believe I will shoot you in the face, bitch!"
When Spike Lee made this highly obscene gesture, the audience in the front row was instantly in an uproar. At the same time, several more cameras were added and the large screen on the ceiling began to broadcast the quarrel live.
Obviously, the situation has escalated rapidly.
"Come on, shoot me! Shoot me! You old thing that can't get it hard!" Paris Hilton saw that Spike Lee dared to provoke her with a gun, and she immediately started to throw a tantrum, as if she was watching Spike Lee pull out his old dick in public.
Spike Lee is really a man with a bad temper. He was about to unbutton his pants while muttering "Let me show you my huge cock". As soon as he did this, all the fans in the stadium went crazy. They didn't expect that in addition to watching the exciting game, they could also enjoy a cock-pulling battle between two people from the entertainment industry.
In order to prevent the situation from escalating further, Emma Watson, who was supposed to be the person involved, quickly pulled back the excited Spike Lee. If the old director really shot Paris Hilton in the face under the camera, it would be really embarrassing and might become the biggest laughing stock of the year.
So, she pulled him while reminding him, "Director, director, this is a public place. There's no point in arguing with this bitch. Her reputation is already ruined. There's no need to argue with her!"
Spike Lee was in a dilemma. He didn't dare to pull out the giant bird in front of the whole world. After all, it was about his reputation. But at the same time, he didn't want to be provoked by this bitch. Now Emma Watson made this smooth situation and gave him a way out. Of course, he took advantage of the situation, loosened his hands from taking off his pants, pointed at Paris Hilton and said viciously: "You bitch, don't even think about touching our super yang, you don't deserve it!"
"You old man, you have no business with me!" Paris Hilton continued to curse, not caring about her image at all. But her butt was shown to the whole world, so why would she care about her image?
"I'm going to take care of you, you slut. I can't stand with you!"
The two kept spitting at each other, and at this time, the security personnel of Madison Garden finally came to the two of them and warned them to shut up. If they continued to quarrel, they would be kicked out and would not be allowed to enter Madison Garden in the future.
This is undoubtedly a huge punishment for both of them. For Spike Lee, a loyal New York fan, not allowing him to come to the home court to support the game is like asking for his life? And Paris Hilton will not give up this good opportunity to get close to Yang Mo. Now Emma Watson has taken the advantage, and she can't just watch her continue to expand her lead.
So, the two of them calmed down very quickly, but they were still staring at each other, looking like they were determined to fight to the death.
As for the security guards, as long as they don't continue to fight like that, they won't say a word even if their eyes pop out. Just keep quiet!
Their quarrel was over, and the timeout was over. This farce extended the timeout by nearly a minute, which was a precious rest time for the players. But this rest time was obviously not so precious for Josh Smith, because he was still shrouded in the humiliating blocked shot.
Therefore, the Eagles had to replace Jamal Crawford. Although Jamal Crawford is Yang Mo's ATM, he is better than Josh Smith now.
Before going on the court, Milicic asked Yang Mo quietly, "Yang, did you see the quarrel between Paris and Spike just now?"
"Hmm?" Yang Mo nodded, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"
"Don't you think she is very genuine? So hot. I like her personality, strong and bold. Her style in bed is definitely proactive and accommodating. I think she will spend 50% of her time in the position of woman on top and man on bottom. I like this proactive and solicitous style!" Milicic said excitedly with saliva drooling.
After hearing this, Yang Mo was speechless. They say that a lover sees beauty in his lover, and it is true. Milicic can see the good in her, he is really deeply in love with her!
Although Yang Mo wanted to answer, "Do you need a slut?", for the sake of internal unity, she still answered conservatively, " Well, I think she should be able to meet all the requirements for a sexual partner."
"No!" Milicic shook his head firmly and said, "Not just a sexual partner, I find that I may have fallen in love with her whole soul. I want more than just her body, do you understand? Do you understand this feeling?"
Milicic's words were full of affection, but Yang Mo felt a sense of the sea. He finally understood why there was a story in Europe about a prince giving up his country for a peasant woman. The aesthetics of the people there were completely problematic.
Even though he wanted to vomit, he still answered very solemnly: "This is what is called love, right?"
Milicic patted Yang Mo's shoulder heavily, and instantly felt like a close friend: "Yes, it's love!"
"Um... okay. From now on, you will rule the entire paint area in the name of love and with the power of love!" Yang Mo raised his head and tried his best to restrain the stagnation in his heart, and said in a serious tone.
"Okay, rule the entire paint area in the name of love!"
Milicic muttered to himself, and there was a sacred feeling on his face as if he was praying to God. Then he took a big step and walked towards the court.
Yang Mo was stunned: Is this guy sure he doesn't have a fever? He actually... Oh my God! Have all the Eastern Europeans' heads been eaten by zombies?
But it's okay this way, although his love came inexplicably, his contribution to the court is real. If he can play 200% of his fighting power, then it will not be difficult to win this game tonight.
When the game whistle sounded, Milicic quickly answered Yang Mo. He used a clean block to block Marvin Williams' mid-range shot to the fifth row of the audience, and this block won him a round of applause. He was not moved at all, pointing his finger directly at Paris Hilton and shouting loudly: "Beautiful girl, this block is specially for you!"
Milicic is indeed a European, and he did a lot of romantic scenes. At that moment, Paris Hilton slightly raised her chin, looking very proud, and then proudly glanced at Emma Watson as a demonstration. The meaning was to tell Emma Watson that I also have suitors.
But Emma Watson was not jealous at all. Instead, she shouted loudly: "Come on, super yang!"
Emma Watson's cheering was undoubtedly a heavy blow to Paris Hilton, and her happiness turned into unhappiness. Because in her subconscious mind, she still believed that Milicic was just an extra surprise, and Yang Mo was the main dish to be fought over.
And Milicic obviously doesn't know that in Paris Hilton's mind, he is not even a spare tire, but only a condiment to attack his rival.
In fact, he is very satisfied and happy now, because Paris Hilton just smiled at him, and this smile made him feel that it was all worth it. At the same time, he was determined to play a better game, because he wanted Paris Hilton to smile at him more.
The power of love is undoubtedly great. The Pistons, Grizzlies and the previous New York team have been training this guy for so long, but there is no improvement. As a result, Paris Hilton, the little slut, smiled slightly, and his little universe exploded.
If this were told to his previous coaches, especially the rigorous and meticulous old Brown, they would probably vomit three liters of blood and shout that this boy is not worth discussing with.
For Yang Mo, this was a wonderful start. Although he was not optimistic about this love with seriously distorted and even deformed values and aesthetics, he praised Milicic's outbreak. This meant that the team had an extra sharp attacking point, and he was relieved.
And the following game was just to prove the greatness of love. The No. 2 pick who has always been called the worst flop since the new century actually had new sprouts and completely dominated the entire Hawks penalty area. No matter whether Haywood sent out Pachulia, Joe Smith, Horford or Williams, there was only one outcome: being blown up!
Milicic began to show the brilliance that everyone expected of him before the 2003 draft. He and Yang Mo completely locked down the Hawks from the inside and outside. The Hawks tried to increase their speed in the third quarter, but when Yang Mo used a crazy running lineup, they fell down.
The New York team can now be said to be both serious and humorous, and can play both static and dynamic. They are good at positional offense and running and gunning. Although they are a bit stretched against strong teams, they are fully capable of fighting against mid-level teams like the Hawks.
Tonight, Milicic shined, and Josh Smith recovered in the third quarter, so the game was won without any suspense. The Knicks defeated the visiting Hawks 115:101.
Although this game was Yang Mo's first appearance as the core of the attack, and he also handed in a good result of 32 points, the protagonist was completely snatched away by Milicic who scored 29 points, 15 rebounds and 5 blocks. He gave the Hawks the most comprehensive blow in the interior. After the game, Horford said helplessly: "Dakko gave us a surprise. We did not calculate in the pre-match tactical arrangement that he could appear in those positions and dominate the interior."
If Horford 's words were rather implicit, Pachulia, who is also from Europe, said very straightforwardly: "Dak is an All-Star tonight. He should be an All-Star center. He has the most abnormal talent and he can even do better."
As the MVP of the game, Darko Milicic said shyly at the post-match press conference: "I am not so good in every game. I had some special reasons tonight that led to this result."
Milicic said this because he wanted to be subtle, or to create a surprise when he and Paris Hilton go on a date alone.
However, the league officials were not romantic people. After he attended the press conference, they took him directly to a urine test and even drew blood because they suspected that Milicic had taken stimulants.
This was obviously an unprovoked disaster, but he still didn't explain it when he was drawing blood, because he felt that he was a romantic person and he should suffer a little for love.
While Milicic was suffering for his love, Spike Lee stood in the media interview area and talked to the reporters: "We will never allow a woman like Paris Hilton to get involved with our Super Yang. She is too bad. We love Emma more. Emma is our first lady!"
When reporters asked him why he had a conflict with Paris Hilton , the great director did not change his temper at all, and said excitedly: "That stupid woman said some stupid things, and I have to correct her stupidity."
"What kind of stupidity is this?" the reporters continued to ask.
"I'm sorry!" Spike Lee shook his head, refused to answer the question, and walked away quickly.
Spike Lee dodged and said nothing, but Paris Hilton on the other side revealed everything without hiding anything: "That old pervert Spike actually wanted to masturbate in public, and he even said he wanted to cum in my face. He is the most scoundrel director in the art world. I will definitely go to court to sue him! Sue him for sexual harassment!"
Paris Hilton's words undoubtedly pushed old Spike to the forefront, and it became the hottest news in the United States for a while.
Under the strong news offensive, Spike Lee had to hold a press conference overnight to explain the matter: "It's not what that bitch said. The truth is that the hateful woman tried to compete with our Emma for super yang. As a righteous fan, I stopped her malicious attack on Emma. Who knew that this hateful woman dared to openly provoke me and said that I couldn't get an erection. Of course I had to resist and prove it. But I can guarantee that I have no interest in that woman. All the men in the world can testify to me that her flat ass and sunken breasts can't seduce my sexual desire at all."
As soon as Spike Lee's explanation came out, Yang Mo was instantly at the center of controversy again. Unexpectedly, the controversy was caused by his jealousy. It seems that Super Yang is really not an ordinary man!
Yang Mo could only say that he was shot while lying down. After the game, he took a shower and went home, ignoring the bombardment on his phone. Since he was secretly photographed by the New York paparazzi last time, he has decided to give up all dating activities in New York to avoid causing any trouble again.
When Yang Mo woke up the next day and saw her news everywhere, she was dumbfounded: How could this even make the headlines? Oh my god, what does this have to do with me?
At this moment, Milicic called and said in a very upset voice, "Yang, tell me, this is not true. How could Paris like you? How could she like you?"
Milicic's voice was full of sadness, and he was heartbroken.
After hearing this, Yang Mo could only try to explain: "Believe me, Dako. This is absolutely not true. All of this is a hot topic created by those entertainment news. People in the entertainment industry are very hateful, not as simple as us in the basketball circle..."
With Yang Mo's efforts to comfort him, Darkomilicic finally regained a little calm.
After Yang Mo calmed him down, he immediately asked Lu Xueman to hold a press conference and clarify the matter. He told the world through the media that he had nothing to do with what happened last night, that he was not in a relationship with Paris Hilton or Emma Watson, and that he would never be with Paris Hilton.
Soon, press releases were sent to major media outlets through Lu Xueman's organization.
Yang Mo thought that his statement could calm things down, but in fact, his statement only stabilized his harem and made Milicic feel at ease. But it did not really calm things down. Instead, it made the situation even more turbulent!
