Chapter 367 "Father" and Son
Although the Heart-Eating Demon was used to seeing all kinds of bizarre and wonderful things in this vast galaxy, Xiao Zhen still couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this familiar scene.
When that familiar voice penetrated the holographic screen and echoed in the room, Xiao Zhen, currently the first prince of Xiyiqi, just wanted to jump up and pull out the e-customer service representative who was using his father's name.
"Dear guest, how may I help you?" The man's voice was rhythmic, steady and powerful.
The killer whale Noa asked: "I would like to ask if there is domobo-selenium in the mineral resources of your planet ." The domobo-selenium she mentioned is an indispensable ingredient in the synthesis process of the rejuvenation agent, a rare element rarely seen in the galaxy.
"Currently, the Yota CVS 37 planet has not been fully explored, and this is not something we can disclose."
"No comprehensive exploration? But I have a geological exploration document about Yota CVS37, which shows that there is a very rich amber oil on this planet. There is a certain probability that Domoboselenom will appear next to the amber oil deposits."
"Dear guest, Yota CVS37 has not yet been officially explored. Please refer to the official announcement of this planet for all information."
"But, look at this report." Noa clicked on a geological report and sent it to the electronic customer service Yan An No. 8.
"This is a third-party report." The electronic customer service said slowly, "We cannot confirm the authenticity of this document. Please refer to the official announcement of this planet for all information."
"Wait a moment……"
"That's enough." The prince, who had lost his patience, looked at them going back and forth for a few times and said, "Please leave the room for a moment. I want to talk to this customer service representative alone."
At his command, Director Noa Lucy and Conte left the room.
After everyone left, Xiao Zhen immediately activated the anti-eavesdropping information barrier.
The electronic customer service on the screen continued: "Please wait for our further announcement... Ah? Xiaozhen?"
The prince who logged into the Xiaozhenxing.com account said viciously: "Tell me, what are you doing here?"
"..." The electronic customer service was silent for a while, and then it said, "The current Beijing time on Earth is 10:05 a.m. Wednesday."
"Um?"
"Xiao Zhen, you should be in school now." The electronic customer service said, "You shouldn't be absent-minded during class. Wait, your landing point is not on Earth."
"I asked you what you were doing, don't change the subject."
"Xiao Zhen, how can you skip class!!" The voice of the electronic customer service revealed a bit of disappointment, "You are a student, and you are skipping class!"
"I'm asking you a question!"
"Xiao Zhen, you actually skipped classes." The e-customer service said, "Did you know that the final exam is coming soon?!"
“…”
"You didn't do well in the midterm exam this time, and now the exam is almost here and you're still skipping classes. You're getting more and more amazing. What would your mother think if she knew?" The e-customer service became more and more excited, "Do you know that you're going to be preparing to go to high school next semester?"
"Okay, you can shut up now."
"Xiao Zhen, what's wrong with you! It's wrong to play truant!"
"If you talk to me in this tone again, I will delete you immediately."
"Xiao Zhen, please be nicer to your father." The voice of the electronic program became unusually low.
"Please be more respectful to your master."
"But my personality algorithm is based on your father Yan An." The electronic program said aggrievedly, "Skipping school is against student obligations, Xiaozhen."
"Okay. Stop acting out this completely stereotypical personality algorithm. Tell me why you're here."
"I was just doing my job, handling a routine consultation, and this client happened to be my turn today."
"A normal consultation? I remember that the people who came to ask before were all asking about the fictitious Yisha Mine. How did it become Domo Glass Selenium?" Xiao Zhen realized something, "Your turn? What does this mean?"
"It means it's my turn to be on duty." said the electronic program Yan An No. 8.
"Huh? Why is there an extra number 8 at the end of your ID? Explain it to me clearly!!"
"It is an iteration number, representing a self-replicator, or a multiplier. We believe that this will allow us to handle consultations more efficiently." Yan'an No. 8 said, "It turns out that this decision was correct. Now the number of consultations for the Yota CVS37 planet is surging."
"Who told you to iterate? Surge? Has the scam of the Glittering Sand Mine not been solved yet? And how is it related to Domobo Selenium?"
Electronic Program Yan An No. 8 began to explain. It turns out that whether there is a super-sparkling mine on the planet Yota CVS37 is a topic that has long been outdated in the galactic investment community . With the efforts of the electronic program Yan An customer service staff (mysterious and vague), and the various speculators who dream of getting rich, whether there is a super-sparkling mine is no longer the focus. The generally accepted view among investors is that this undeveloped planet must contain very valuable mysterious mineral resources, so the government uses this method to cover up the truth.
What exactly is the mysterious mineral on this planet? There are many different opinions now. Some say that there are mysterious resources of inestimable wealth on the planet, and these resources are guarded by a slow-moving inorganic substance. Some say that there are some extremely rare isotopes in the area. Some even say that there are relics of an ancient super civilization on the planet, which contain dark and terrifying forbidden technologies.
Among these countless absurd rumors, the common consensus is that this planet contains extremely powerful treasures.
"This is nonsense!!" Xiao Zhen said.
"In Earth's terms, Yota CVS37 is like a blind box."
"Blind box?"
"Before opening the box, the contents inspire all kinds of imaginations of intelligent creatures," said the electronic program Yan An No. 8. "No matter what alien they are, they will subconsciously consider the optimal solution of the blind box from their own perspective."
“…”
"The resource that the Saidi and Xiyiqi people value most now is domobo selenium. Under this situation, they will suspect that there may be domobo selenium on the planet Yota CVS37." Electronic program Yan'an No. 8 said, "Once people believe this rumor, investors will want to profit from it, and 'evidence' will emerge even if there is no evidence. This is how the geological report you just saw came about."
“…”
According to the electronic program Yan'an No. 8, the planet Yota CVS37 is the center of the universe, the origin of all things, and the place of infinite possibilities in this world.
"That sounds really impressive." The planet's owner, Xiao Zhen, said expressionlessly, "Can I now declare myself the master of the universe?"
Then Yan'an No. 8 told him that not long ago, a certain planet even hired the Kurum Pirates to launch an interstellar war against the planet Yota CVS37.
"wipe."
"Xiao Zhen, you can't say bad words."
"Then what!"
"Fortunately, Lord Inspector Illian discovered it and extinguished the bud of the war in time. After all, this planet was originally the property of the Eye of Oversight."
"..." Xiao Zhen said angrily, "Mr. Cat, this bastard didn't tell me anything!"
"Because of this relationship, countless people have become more confident in their endless fantasies about Yota CVS37," Yan An No. 8 said. "So now the number of inquiries on this planet is increasing rapidly. As a customer service representative, our iteration is very necessary."
"..." Xiao Zhen sighed, and he thought of those poor mutants he had just seen, "So is there really that Domobo Selenium on my planet?"
"This planet has not been truly explored," Yan'an No. 8 said. "It is just an unopened blind box, a Schrödinger's cat box, a quantum probability of superposition, a probability of a thousand or ten thousand possibilities. Maybe there is, maybe there isn't."
“…”
"Strictly speaking, judging by the scarcity of domobo-selenium, the probability of having domobo-selenium on the planet Yota CVS37 is lower than the probability of having a gold mine under our house."
"Okay, I get it." Xiao Zhen stood up and paced a few steps in the room. "No. 8, from now on you are not a customer service representative."
"..." The electronic program Yan An No. 8 flashed in the window and then went out, "Xiao Zhen, do you think your father is useless?"
“Oh, you don’t need customer service.”
Not having to work as a customer service representative meant that he had lost the purpose of his existence. Yan An No. 8 immediately came to the conclusion that he was about to be deleted.
"Xiao Zhen, are you going to kill your father?" Yan An No. 8 said in a very low voice, "If this is your wish, I can accept it."
I killed your grandfather's father.
"If you keep calling me father, I will delete you, believe it or not." Xiao Zhen said, "I just want you to do something else."
"OK!"
"This is the communication order and permission I authorized to you as Prince Xiyiqi," Xiaozhen said, "You can now access all the files under the prince's authority."
"Accept the authorization."
"My schedule is full and I don't have time to look through them. I now need you to go through all the files you can see and don't miss any file, but at the same time you can't leave any traces. In addition, you need to pay attention to this information and report to me tomorrow." Xiao Zhen explained to the electronic program Yan An No. 8 several targets he needed to investigate.
"Understood."
After Xiaozhen finished the arrangements, the electronic program Yan'an No. 8 left a communication interface to facilitate instant communication between it and Xiaozhen.
"Xiao Zhen." Before Xiao Zhen was about to close the communication, the electronic program Yan'an No. 8 suddenly sent another communication.
"what?"
"Xiaozhen, my personality algorithm requires me to point out that it is not good for you to skip school at your age. What are you going to do with your next homework and exams? If you don't work hard when you are young, you will regret it when you are old, Xiaozhen!" Yan An No. 8 said with great sorrow.
Xiao Zhen simply cut off the communication.
