Chapter 36 Why don’t you laugh?

 

Chapter 36 Why don’t you laugh?

[Jiang Lan: 185/75kg

Pei Du: 185/70kg

Qiao Xin: 178/51kg Ye

Qiunian: 179/60kg

Tan Duoduo: 168/45kg

Xu Can: 170/47kg

Lin Ziyou: 178/55kg

Yu Nan: 176 /54kg

Wen Zhiyan: Unknown. 】

No one knew at this time that their official information had been released.

"Who comes first?"

Ye Qiunian stood in the middle of the crowd and was the first to break the silence.

"Alpha priority?" Yu Nan asked.

Pei Du coughed lightly: "It's better for the omega to come first. As the saying goes, long-term pain is better than short-term pain, and early death and early birth..."

Qiao Xin originally didn't care. Because of her career, her height and weight Always the most honest.

But ever since Jiang Lan said before, "You've gained weight, your double chin has become more obvious," Qiao Xin started tossing and turning and couldn't sleep.

So she pointed the finger at Jiang Lan:

"Teacher Jiang, what is your official height and weight?"

Jiang Lan thought for a while: "185, 75kg, I guess."

There is a big visual difference between fat and muscle of the same weight. It's like a kilogram of iron and a kilogram of cotton.

Therefore, an alpha with low body fat will be relatively heavy in weight, so that he will look fat when undressed and slim when dressed, creating a perfect visual effect.

Moreover, Jiang Lan is not a thin dog, and he has no weight anxiety.

"This figure is not bad compared to our male A colleagues." Qiao Xin first affirmed, and then questioned: "Did you lie?"

Jiang Lan sneered: "What about your visual inspection?"

Qiao Xin looked up and down. He looked around Jiang Lan and said, "I think it's pretty much the same. How about you go up first and prove it to us?"

Jiang Lan refused and said with a smile, "I don't want to be the first, so I might as well draw lots."

He wasn't afraid at all . What, but he wanted to see Wen Zhiyan's body management first and what kind of virtue he had managed.

The program team seemed to have expected that they would pull this off. After hearing this, the staff immediately brought a handful of folded notes and handed them to Pei Du, who was closest to the camera.

Pei Du opened his palms and said, "Come on, babies, it's up to you."

Then everyone stepped forward to take the note, and each of them secretly opened it and took a look.

Ye Qiunian stuffed the finished note into Pei Du's pocket and walked directly towards the ferocious-looking scale.

Originally, everyone was afraid of embarrassment and stood far away from the scale.

After all, everyone is willing to just watch the excitement, but if it involves themselves, they inevitably feel that it is better to "leave a line in life".

But what no one expected was that they would leave a thin line, but the scale would not.

The moment Ye Qiunian took off his shoes, stood up, and straightened up, he immediately shouted in a high-pitched, ruthless electronic female voice:

"Your height is: 177.4cm, and your weight is 61kg. Your... .."

Ye Qiunian was startled, and before the man could finish the words, he immediately jumped off the scale, the tips of his ears turned red, and he whispered a curse word that no one could hear.

The others looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

Xu Can sighed, resigned to his fate, and took out his mobile phone, hairpin, tissues, wet wipes, and even two small pieces of light paper. He took off his coat and handed it to Tan Duoduo who was standing aside, and then said with awe. He walked towards the scale.

"Your height is: 168.1cm, and your weight is 47k..."

Xu Can jumped off the scale with a red face: "Fortunately you are not fat, otherwise it would have been very embarrassing to be missing two centimeters... "

Next is Qiao Xin.

Qiao Xin took a deep breath and secretly regretted eating too much in the morning while standing on the scale.

The result was not bad, with a height of 178.4cm and a weight of 52kg, it was not considered a rollover.

After Qiao Xin came Yu Nan.

Yu Nan is a real person, and his height and weight are consistent with the official quotation.

Lin Ziyou is 0.5cm shorter than the official height, but 2kg lighter. His thin hands and feet are not unexpected. This time he went out will only make his fans cry out that they are distressed, saying that others are underweight. Only Lin Ziyou had to retaliate.

After Lin Ziyou, there is the desperate Tan Duoduo.

After Xu Can was executed, people outside the camera began to discuss Tan Duoduo.

There is no other reason. Just by looking at it, Tan Duoduo is much shorter than Xu Can.

Sure enough, Tan Duoduo's actual height is only 163cm.

"Good guy, if you lie about your height, you will lose 5cm?" Pei Du was surprised.

Tan Duoduo rolled her eyes at Pei Du: "No? When I go out, I won't say that my height will increase within 6cm. Is it easy for me? Now it's better, I have to remove my underwear!"

Pei Du fell silent after hearing this.

Tan Duoduo didn't see anything, but Qiao Xin did. She showed an evil smile and said very unkindly:

"Teacher Pei, please take off your bra and accept the trial!"

Pei Du glared at Qiao He glanced at her and walked away cursing.

As expected, the soles of Pei Du's shoes are a little thick. In fact, he is only 182cm, and he did not lie about his weight. He is considered to be the normal proportions of a normal alpha male star who knows how to manage his body.

Right now, Jiang Lan and Wen Zhiyan are the only ones left.

Jiang Lan put his little piece of paper with 8 written on it into his pocket and said to Wen Zhiyan: "Mr. Wen, go and take off your underwear."

Wen Zhiyan then put his note with some funny words. Pretending, "Teacher Jiang should know best whether I have grown taller or not."

Jiang Lan sniffed and said nothing.

He does know.

When he and Wen Zhiyan first met, Wen Zhiyan had not yet differentiated. His height had always been outstanding among omegas, but he had always been a little shorter than Jiang Lan.

It's visible to the naked eye, about three to four centimeters.

Later, Wen Zhiyan split up. For more than half a year, Jiang Lan only discovered that Wen Zhiyan was no longer as thin as before.

Regarding height, Jiang Lan suddenly realized that Wen Zhiyan seemed to be as tall as himself when they were huddled in front of the mirror early in the morning and brushing their teeth together.

Later, when Wen Zhiyan secretly passed Jiang Lan, Jiang Lan could not remember clearly.

He only remembered that because of this incident, he was sulky all day long, and was tormented by Wen Zhiyan for half the night.

Wen Zhiyan didn't know what Jiang Lan was thinking. He stood on the scale calmly and listened to all the announcements on the scale calmly.

Jiang Lan listened to the height reported by the electronic female voice: 187.8. Weight: 78kg. I squeezed my fist and almost broke my back molar.

Pei Du shouted: "Mr. Wen's height and weight are standard enough."

Qiao Xin nodded: "But it's probably because the proportions are too good. I always thought Mr. Wen was 190cm tall."

Jiang Lan didn't listen to what they said. , also took off his coat and threw it to Wen Zhiyan, and stood on the scale.

Height 186.5cm. Weight 75kg.

Ye Qiunian looked at Jiang Lan's stinky face and tutted: "Teacher Jiang, you lied about your height being different from others. It's only 1.5cm. Why don't you smile?" Why don't you smile

?

Because the tortoise and the hare are racing, because the latecomers come first, because some bastards still grow taller when they reach adulthood, because there is still a gap of 1.3cm.

Jiang Lan said indifferently: "I don't like to laugh by nature."

Pei Du originally expected Jiang Lan to be like him and gain height from the inside, but now it's better and he is at the bottom.

He pretended that nothing happened and turned his attention elsewhere.

Only Wen Zhiyan knew why Jiang Lan didn't smile.

He stood next to Jiang Lan, opened Jiang Lan's coat, and asked Jiang Lan to stretch his arms into the coat, while whispering in his ear at a volume that the camera could not pick up: "1.3 centimeters, you can't tell Brother Lan "

Jiang Lan whispered: "Then you give it to me."

Wen Zhiyan agreed happily: "Okay, I will cut off the leg and give it to you, as long as you are happy."

Jiang Lan was amused by him and put on his coat. He punched him and said,

"When did you learn that? You are so smooth-tongued."

The little moves between the two did not attract the attention of others. They stopped talking and joking calmly and returned to the crowd.

The height and weight have been exposed, and now comes the highlight of today, which is also the purpose of everyone's trip today.

Cliff bungee jumping.

"Everyone can choose to come one by one, or in pairs." The staff pointed to the safety equipment and said to everyone: "If you can't accept it, you don't have to participate. It's all voluntary."

The 300-meter bungee jumping platform, for This is a big challenge for anyone here.

And this is a romance show. Everyone knows what they are here for, and no one actively chooses to play such an exciting game alone.

But there are a total of nine people here, and if they form a group of two, one of them is destined to be alone.

Just when everyone was discussing how to arrange it, Pei Du was the first to speak: "I want to quit."

He was a little afraid of heights, so he didn't say anything when he looked at Qiao Xin, but he didn't say a word in order to gain publicity.

But now he was standing on the edge of the cliff, and he only felt that at this height, even looking at it for a few more times could kill him, let alone jumping down. He was afraid that he would have a cardiac arrest and die in mid-air.

Although Qiao Xin loves to be competitive, she will not provoke others without knowing the right amount. If something goes wrong, no one will be able to bear the responsibility.

As soon as Pei Du quit, the remaining eight people were an even number.

"Is there anyone else who wants to quit?" the staff member asked.

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