Chapter 36 Fate teases the greedy cat

At that time, my mother and I lived next to that high school, and all the students there wore this kind of clothes.

There were good and bad students wearing such clothes. Some students would share sausages with him and his mother, while others would try to hit him and his mother with stones.

The person who left the deepest impression on me was the high school boy who often brought cans of delicious goose meat to feed the two cats.

"This school uniform?" He Jingyuan looked up. "There are a total of sixty high schools in Yuncheng, whether they're general high schools, private schools, or technical secondary schools. They basically all wear this kind of uniform."

Yunyun silently put down the clothes: "Ah, is that so..."

I thought it was such a coincidence.

He Jingyuan became interested and asked, "So, you used to live near the school?"

At that time, Fang Die told him that Yunyun's origins were unknown and that she was put in a sack and thrown into Yuncheng University by someone.

"Yes." Yunyun nodded.

"Do you remember which high school it was?"

The kitten before him was visibly lost in thought. He was silent for a long moment, then suddenly an idea struck him: "I remember now. It seems to be called something."

He Jingyuan: "...What?"

"It's about something like 'Chinese'." Yunyun said as a matter of course: "How could I know how to read at that time?"

I almost forgot that my cat was once an illiterate cat.

It's useless to ask.

He Jingyuan continued to pack his things with his head down, and said casually, "When I was in high school, I also saw a long-haired orange and white cat like you on the street. It was also very beautiful..."

Yunyun pricked up her ears warily: "Did you want to keep it at that time?"

"Yeah." He Jingyuan nodded, "It had a child at that time..."

I looked at them from a distance a few times. Although I couldn't see them clearly, I could feel that the kittens were more beautiful, so I planned to pack them up and take them away.

"He Jingyuan!" Xiaomao interrupted him immediately, his expression full of disbelief, tears welling up in his eyes, and his voice trembling.

"You actually used me as a substitute cat!"

The sea crucian carp actually praised the cat for its beauty and planned to raise it and its children!

It turns out that before meeting him, Hai Crucian Carp had already seen a more beautiful kitten QAQ

Damn it, why didn’t he and his mother have such a good life?

He Jingyuan felt a bit of a headache after hearing this.

...What the hell is going on.

"I didn't treat you as a substitute cat." He Jingyuan sighed softly: "You have never been the shadow of any cat. Because the first time I saw you by Qiying Lake, I thought you were very beautiful and wanted to take you home."

Yunyun humphed, "That's more like it."

He Jingyuan: "...sometimes you can get angry with me more. It's okay to be angry for a long time."

The more the little orange cat behaves like this, the more distressing it is.

I don’t know how many grievances I have swallowed outside, and I use the lightest attitude to coax myself to live hard.

Yunyun tilted her head in confusion: "I find that you humans are all so weird. You love to be beaten and scolded by cats."

He Jingyuan was speechless: "Then just treat us humans as perverts."

The kitten had an expression that said, "As expected."

He continued to dig for treasure in He Jingyuan's closet and found He Jingyuan's high school winter uniform jacket - a navy blue windbreaker.

Yunyun put it on secretly and looked at herself in the reflection in the window. The loose coat hung above her knees, the hem hanging loose, and the sleeves were rolled up three times to reveal her fingertips.

He poked He Jingyuan: "Look at me!"

He Jingyuan's forehead was throbbing.

Suddenly a word popped into my mind - boyfriend's jacket.

When I was in high school, there were always a few people in my class who would secretly have early romances. They liked winter the most because it was the season for wearing their partner's coat.

But Yunyun was still unaware, put her hands in her pockets, and called him with a smile: "Yuanyuan!"

He Jingyuan pretended to be calm: "Don't scream."

"Yuanyuan!" Yunyun became even more excited, "He Jingyuan!"

"He Jingyuan, He Jingyuan, He Jingyuan!"

"Um."

After calling for a long time, there was finally a response. Yunyun happily blurted out: "Sea crucian carp."

The next second, the boy covered his mouth.

I accidentally let the nickname out!

He Jingyuan: "...What are you shouting?"

Sea crucian carp?

Seeing that the kitten started to pretend to be deaf and blind again, He Jingyuan stretched out his hands and held Yunyun's face. With a little force, the kitten's cheeks were squeezed into a round shape, and the lips were pouting into a cute arc.

"You secretly gave me a nickname?" The man in front of him chuckled softly, his nose almost brushing against his face. "Sea Carp, you're quite good at giving it to me."

Yunyun tried hard to push him away, but He Jingyuan refused to let go.

Just then, the sound of a glass falling was heard at the door.

He Jingyuan let go instantly, and they both turned their heads to look at the same time. Uncle Liu was holding a tray and hurriedly straightening the cups on the tray.

"Auntie made lychee iced tea to cool you down." The gray-haired housekeeper walked in with a decent smile on his face.

He put the cup on the table and poured the ice drink into it: "It's delicious, you can try it."

Without waiting for He Jingyuan to speak, Uncle Liu left wisely.

And closed the door.

Yunyun's cheeks were burning so much that she couldn't help but rub them herself, mumbling, "Don't touch me so easily in the future."

"Every time you touch me, I feel uncomfortable, like the bubbles in sparkling water are about to overflow."

"good."

He Jingyuan agreed, but ended up pinching Yunyun's face.

The kitten got angry: "Hey!!"

For the next period of time, Yunyun was worried about Huahua's weight loss plan.

The two cats always quarreled when they met. Recently, they were able to sit down and talk calmly because of this matter. As a result, after not seeing each other for a few days, Yunyun saw that the tabby cat had gained weight again...

He couldn't help but sigh to Huahua: "You really need to lose weight, otherwise you will die."

Sheriff is a picky eater kitten, but compared to the other two prickly cats, he maintains an extremely perfect figure.

Although Tiantian plays with Huahua, you can see with the naked eye that the tabby cat is slowly becoming fluffy like fermented steamed buns.

The Cow Cat also became serious: "You really need to lose weight."

Huahua: ...

These days, students who don’t know it often suspect that it is pregnant. The tabby cat is in great pain and is so angry that her meows are misunderstood by students as being pregnant, so they ask them for help.

Yunyun practically repeated to Huahua what He Jingyuan had said to him: "A few days ago, Haiyu and the others went out to eat. Someone wants to support you, but if you don't lose weight, you'll die before you can enjoy your happiness. Besides, you have to pick up little bells when you go to a human's house. If you don't lose weight, you'll easily die from the surgery."

Huahua made the wrong point: "Who wants to raise me? You don't want humans to take me away early so you can dominate the school, do you?"

As soon as the voice fell, the tabby cat muttered to himself: "Forget it, anyone can do, as long as it's not a crazy egg-gagging demon."

Yunyun: "Then you're done..."

Huahua:?

It said sadly: "Do I have to pick the little bell when I go to a human's house?"

Yunyun pondered, "If I don't pick them, I'll probably get sick. Of course, if you don't lose weight, you'll be more likely to get sick."

The tabby cat doesn't want to die just when it's enjoying its good life!

After owning a mobile phone, Yunyun found it easier to help Huahua lose weight.

He first took the chubby tabby cat to weigh itself.

A very heavy 15 jins...

"Let's set a small goal first. We want to lose ten pounds!" Yunyun was full of fighting spirit: "You get enough exercise every day. The most important thing is to control your diet!"

"I specially picked out some really unpalatable cat food. As long as you can't eat it, we'll be halfway to a successful conclusion!"

Tabby cat: “Hmm!”

It happened to be lunchtime, and the three little animals at the express station had already enjoyed their delicious meals.

Yunyun took out the extremely unpalatable cat food she had prepared and poured it into Huahua's kitten bowl.

Fat Lihua lowered his head and chewed a few bites, making a crunching sound in his mouth.

"How is it?" Yunyun asked expectantly.

"It tastes terrible," Huahua commented. "It's like the sheriff didn't wipe his paws clean after playing with poop, and he just stuck his paws into the cat food and stirred it around."

That’s absolutely right! If food tastes bad, you can control your appetite and lose weight.

Before Yunyun could be happy, Huahua ate up all the cat food without saying a word.

The boy was dumbfounded: "Didn't you say it tasted bad?"

"We can't waste food!" the tabby cat howled. "It's so hard for stray cats out there. How can we waste food?"

After saying that, Huahua saw that the sheriff and the two dogs had left half a bowl of food, so she continued to finish and clean up the leftovers of the cat and two dogs.

Yunyun: ...

Conventional methods can no longer be used to help Huahua lose weight.

"We can't waste food, right?" Yunyun said softly, "Then don't blame me for being cruel."

Huahua had a bad feeling.

Near noon the next day, Yunyun made a special walk to the cafeteria entrance.

There was also a group of hungry cats roaming around here. Yunyun saw from a distance that a few cats were squatting there, ready to randomly trick food from the hands of poor humans.

But compared to the past, the performance of the recent few cats has been much worse.

When Yunyun walked in and took a look, she found that the cats' conspiracy had been exposed by humans, and the photos had been directly posted on the outer wall by the Cat Association.

Caption: [A habitual fraudster with a long history of bad deeds! Please recognize the scam and don't be fooled easily.]

Yunyun waved her hand slightly, and the cats came running over happily.

"Boss!"

"How are you doing lately?" Yunyun asked knowingly, "Do humans still feed you food?"

The tortoiseshell cat was adopted, and now the leader of the cheating gang has been replaced by a white cat.

It said dejectedly, "This isn't good. It feels like humans are already familiar with our routine... How strange. They basically don't feed us anymore."

Yunyun said mysteriously, "You don't have to lie anymore. Just follow me and you'll still be able to eat your fill!"

With just a few casual words, he got a group of cats to follow him.

The kittens followed their boss Yunyun without thinking and came to Huahua's territory.

When they saw that the cats came to Huahua's territory to look for food, they instantly became scared.

"Boss, are we really here?"

"Will Huahua really not beat us to death later..."

Yunyun's eyes widened: "It dares? Don't worry, I'm here, I'll take care of you."

The kitten continued to chase Yunyun with half belief and half doubt.

The tabby cat licked its fur and was about to enjoy lunch when it turned around and saw Yunyun leading several cats over.

Huahua: ...What are you doing?

Yunyun squatted down next to the kitten's bowl: "Have you eaten?"

"Not yet."

The boy smiled and said, "Then you eat first."

Huahua always felt that she tasted something malicious, and lowered her head cautiously to eat the cat food.

After eating a quarter of the food, Yunyun and the other cats watched from the side and did not show any strange behavior.

When Huahua was about to continue eating, the boy behind her suddenly reached out.

Yunyun used both hands to hold down the fat tabby cat, and did not forget to command the other cats: "Eat quickly!"

Huahua: ???

It looked at everything in front of it in shock and helplessness. The cats were stunned at first, then rushed forward and ate up all the food in its bowl.

“Meow!!”

This is blatant robbery, this is blatant robbery!

By the time Huahua broke free, it was too late.

The kitten's bowl was empty, but there was a grain of cat food on the ground next to it, which was quickly licked away by the cat next to it.

The tabby cat held the bowl and was about to cry.

Cat food is carefully selected...

What a twist of fate! Big! Greedy! Cat!

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