Chapter 35 Sir, this is not scientific!
Qi Tai had to use a lot of effort to control himself and not slap his grandson to death!
What kind of bullshit is he reciting? He also said he has a third level of fighting spirit and he said he should not look down on the poor young man...
I think this sir has been quite restrained. He even didn't use the ruler bestowed by His Majesty. Who is he trying to find to blame for this?
When Qi Tai thought of this, he felt annoyed. He slapped the table and stood up and left the hall.
He had to go out and get some fresh air, otherwise he would be pissed off to death by this grandson!
All the naughty kids in the main hall, no matter how daring they were, dared not act wildly in front of the teacher.
It's not that they respect their teachers, they just fear the punishment from Mr. Zhu.
Zhu Yuanzhang was very strict with the schoolwork of the princes and grandchildren. If you were naughty at ordinary times, it would be fine, but if you dared to make trouble in the main hall, you would be beaten to a pulp!
Without mentioning others, let’s just talk about the kid Wang Zhugui in the main hall.
A few years ago, this guy splashed ink on the gentleman, and was caught by Old Zhu.
That beating, tsk tsk... Not to mention the injuries, Zhu Gui's mother, Concubine Guo Hui, was so angry that she didn't let Zhu Gui go to the harem for half a month.
Now, seeing that Zhu Yunhuan actually dared to anger the teacher and leave, these naughty kids immediately prostrated themselves in worship.
It seems that this guy has really lost his memory, otherwise how could he be so courageous?
"Zhu Yunxun, well done!"
"we support you!"
"Zhu Yunxun is mighty!"
"Now there is hope, hahahaha..."
The other children more or less wanted to see the joke, but Prince Yu Zhu Gui was different. Although he also wanted to see others get beaten, he still looked up to Zhu Yunhuan.
"Zhu Yunxun, you are really good. You actually did something that I have always wanted to do but never dared to do!"
"happy!"
"Hahaha!"
"But Qi Tai is very petty. He might go and complain right now. You'd better think of a way to deal with it..."
When Zhu Gui said this, he pointed to his head.
Zhu Yunhuan understood that this guy wanted him to pretend to be sick!
From this perspective, the Prince of Yu is really nice to me.
“Ahem!”
The majestic cough sounded again. Zhu Gui smiled awkwardly at Zhu Yunhuan, then sat down dejectedly.
Even though he had already been enfeoffed, he did not dare to cause trouble in the main hall.
Because once you anger the emperor, he won't care whether you are a big kid or a small kid, he will strip you of your pants and beat you with a stick.
Zhu Gui is now thick-skinned and not afraid of the beating anymore. Besides, he is familiar with the guys in the Jinyiwei who beat him with the beating, so no one dares to hit him hard.
But he is afraid of losing face!
If he was spanked with his naked buttocks in front of his brothers and sisters, would he ever be able to live as a human being again?
"Your Highness Prince Yu, speaking ill of others behind their backs is not what a gentleman does!"
When Zhu Yunhuan heard this, he couldn't help but complain in his heart. Prince Yu was right. Qi Tai was indeed a little narrow-minded. He had to be more careful in the future.
Qi Tai had just taken a few breaths outside when he heard a commotion in the main hall. In order to prevent them from blowing the roof off, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and come back to take charge.
Qi Tai returned to his seat and looked at Zhu Yunhuan with a headache.
"Your Highness Zhu Yunhuan, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, just say it directly. There is no need to play tricks like this."
"Although I don't have much talent, I won't cling to my official position and refuse to leave..."
Zhu Yunhuan was shocked when he heard this. Oh my god, is he trying to retreat in order to advance?
If I really agree with what you say and drive you away, Old Zhu will definitely hang me up and beat me!
When Zhu Yunhuan thought of this, a pure and sincere smile immediately appeared on his face.
"Sir, you misunderstood. How could I be dissatisfied ?"
"I really have a brain disease. I don't remember anything about the past. When you first came into the room, I didn't even know who you were. It was Zhu Zhi and the others next to me who told me."
When Zhu Zhi heard Zhu Yunhuan call out his name, he immediately stood up to testify.
"Mr. Qi, Zhu Yunhuan really doesn't know you. I just told him that!"
When Qi Tai saw Zhu Zhi, he immediately waved his hands at him with a headache.
This guy is not a good person either. How can he have the nerve to testify for others?
When Qi Tai heard Zhu Yunhuan's explanation, although he did not believe a word of it, he did feel much better.
At least, this kid was willing to give him an explanation...
"Zhu Yunxun, what you just recited is complete nonsense!"
"Not to mention that it's not in the Thousand Character Classic, I've never seen it in any of the miscellaneous notes or strange stories of past dynasties!"
"Tell me the truth, sir. Where did you learn this?"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Yunhuan sighed with a hint of melancholy.
"Mr. Qi, if I say I learned it in a dream, would you believe me?"
"In a dream?"
Qi Tai frowned and thought seriously, then nodded, agreeing with Zhu Yunhuan's nonsense.
Although this sounded like nonsense, for some reason, he actually believed it to some extent.
If he wasn't dreaming or possessed by a demon, who could say something so irrelevant?
"Forget it, Mr. Ben will not pursue this matter."
"Now please open the book, turn to the first page, and follow me word for word!"
"The sky and earth are dark yellow, the universe is vast and boundless. The sun and the moon wax and wane, and the stars are lined up..."
Qi Tai led Zhu Yunhuan to read "Dragon Master, Fire Emperor, Bird Official, Human Emperor" and then stopped.
Firstly, he had learned this much before, and secondly, he was mentally ill now, so he didn't dare to teach too much at once.
Qi Tai asked Zhu Yunhuan to read it himself. Seeing that Zhu Yunhuan had not made any mistakes in any words, he was a little surprised.
He had taught Zhu Yunhuan before, although he was free-range, but he had a deep understanding of Zhu Yunhuan's touching intelligence.
Let's put it this way, Zhu Yunhuan is only seven or eight years old this year, but he has already learned the Hundred Family Names in the "Three Hundred Thousands". Zhu Yunhuan is already eleven or twelve years old this year, and he has only learned the Thousand Characters. His IQ is really worrying.
However, he didn't make a single mistake in reading it fluently just now. He was completely different from before.
Qi Tai looked at Zhu Yunhuan again, and a doubt arose in his mind.
Could it be that after this child lost his memory, not only his temperament changed drastically, but even his IQ changed as well?
Thinking of this, Qi Tai decided to test Zhu Yunhuan to see his strength.
"Zhu Yunxun, since you can already read it, can you explain the meaning of this passage?"
Zhu Yunhuan looked down upon hearing this. It was not difficult to say that the color of heaven and earth was dark yellow. He also knew that the universe represented time and space, but what did this primordial desolation mean? Was it the same as the primordial desolation he understood?
Because of his previous mistakes, Zhu Yunhuan felt that he should be humble this time.
“I know a little bit!”
"Somewhat?"
When Qi Tai heard this, he was stunned.
If you understand, you understand; if you don’t understand, you don’t understand. What does “somewhat understanding” mean?
Besides, does he really think that the Thousand Character Classic is simple?
If we extend the discussion, just one sentence from it would be enough to talk about for an hour.
When Qi Tai thought of this, a smile suddenly appeared on his face.
"good!"
"Since you understand everything, explain it to me, Mr. Ben!"
Zhu Yunhuan corrected himself immediately after hearing this.
"It's not that I understand, it's that I understand a little bit, just a little bit."
"Okay, okay, if you say I understand a little, then I understand a little!"
"Please explain to me what the meaning of Heaven and Earth is!"
Of course Zhu Yunhuan heard the sarcasm in Qi Tai's words, and he felt a little angry at the moment, so he decided to confront Mr. Qi.
"Reporting to you, sir, the saying 'heaven and earth are dark yellow' is not correct and does not conform to science!"
"First, the sky is not black, and second, the ground is not entirely yellow."
Qi Tai had long expected that Zhu Yunhuan was going to do something weird, but when he suddenly heard these words, his eyelids jumped.
This grandson is so bold that he even dares to question the universe?
"Since you said the sky is not dark, then tell me, what color should the sky be?"
Zhu Yunhuan smiled confidently upon hearing this.
"Sir, before answering your question, we need to understand a concept first."
Qi Tai asked subconsciously.
"What concept?"
Zhu Yunhuan stretched out his finger and pointed upwards.
"First we have to determine what the sky is, and then study what color the sky is!"
"What is heaven?"
It was the first time that Qi Tai heard this kind of question. He felt confused and a little unhappy.
In his view, isn’t heaven just heaven?
What is heaven? Why don’t you talk about what man is?
