Chapter 348 What's Wrong with You Aliens?
The Yan Family of Earth
The Yan family was having dinner, and everyone could see that Yan Zhu was in a bad mood.
Her eyelids drooped as she casually picked at the rice in her bowl, eating it bit by bit. The dish closest to her was her favorite golden cheese shrimp balls, but she had almost finished her bowl of rice and she hadn't touched a single bite.
"Zhuzhu, shrimp balls." Yan An said.
"Oh." Yan Zhu responded expressionlessly.
"This is your favorite food, why don't you eat it today?"
"Oh." Yan Zhu stretched out her chopsticks, picked up one perfunctorily, took a few bites and swallowed it. She put down the bowl, and the meal was finished.
After his daughter left, Yan An looked at An Yuan with a puzzled look. An Yuan shook her head.
"Is there something on your mind, Zhuzhu?"
"It's hard to say." An Yuan said.
"She must be worried about something."
"Actually." An Yuan put down her bowl and chopsticks, and whispered, "She suspects that our apple peeler has bad intentions." After she said that, she couldn't help laughing out loud.
"..." Yan An asked, "Why are you plotting something bad?"
"It seems that she suspects it is a bad robot sent by some evil organization. When I was a kid, I could only imagine what undeveloped superpowers I had, but I wasn't as imaginative as she is." An Yuan smiled and said, "The little girl's middle school period has arrived. It's okay."
Yan An nodded. He glanced at Yan Zhen who was eating quietly, and did not comment.
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Yan Zhu stared at the cat videos on the tablet. Although she always thought the cat at home was very cute, she was depressed when the evidence she wanted to take was repeatedly covered by the cat videos. She also felt that the cat's face became hateful. Fortunately, the cat and the chicken went to a carefree place , so she was not mentally polluted again in the three-dimensional world.
In the past few days, Yan Zhu has thought about it and confirmed one thing, that is, this apple peeling machine is obviously trying to hide something. Those suspicious little balls of hair should be the hidden objects of this bad robot.
She continued to tiptoe around the house and continue to explore. However, whatever the hidden camera she installed captured would inevitably become a high-definition hidden cat video. After experiencing repeated attacks from cat videos, Yan Zhu was not discouraged. This was her battle alone, and she would definitely find more clues.
A few days later, Yan Zhu was painting at home when she felt a shadow passing by the door again. She quietly opened the door, tiptoed quietly, and walked out of the room. There was nothing on the floor. She recalled the scene she saw on the video that day, hid her body behind the coffee table at home, slowly squatted down, and then lay down.
Then she saw the little balls of fur.
At first, Yan Zhu thought she saw a pile of wool balls that her mother used for knitting. After a few minutes, she could see clearly that they were small balls of fur, fluffy, like hamsters that had rolled up their bodies and shrunk down. There were about ten of them, gathered under the cabinet, dragging something.
It was a shiny metal strip. Yan Zhu squinted her eyes and looked at it for a while, and found that it was a metal zipper. The little fur balls worked together to lift the zipper, which looked a little funny.
Yan Zhu slowly pulled out one hand, took out her phone and pressed the camera button at the group of fur balls. Her phone flashed. Click. All the fur balls stopped moving.
Ah, the fur balls saw me, Yan Zhu thought.
After a few seconds, the bodies of the fur balls began to swell. They shook their fur rapidly and rolled their bodies in a somewhat comical manner towards Yan Zhu, one after another.
The first few fur balls did it very easily, but the others were clumsy, and their movements were sparse and uneven. Yan Zhu just thought these little things were cute and adorable, and laughed out loud.
But when she smiled, the fur balls seemed to be frightened and stopped one by one. Two of them lost control and rolled to the side, shaking in place.
"Zhuzhu!! What are you doing!?"
Yan Zhu propped herself up and used her back to block the bottom of the cabinet. Aunt Li looked at her in confusion.
"What are you doing lying here? What's wrong?"
"My pen cap rolled in there, so I lay on the ground to get it." Yan Zhu quickly made up an excuse and took the pen cap from her pocket to show it to Aunt Li.
"Zhuzhu, the ground is cold, be careful."
"Uh-huh!"
After Aunt Li left, Yan Zhu lay on the floor again and looked under the cabinet. The cute fur balls that had gathered there were gone. The floor reflected the light, leaving only a little dust.
She stood up and turned on her phone, and sure enough, the fur balls she had just photographed turned into a cat video again.
This time she rushed to the restaurant and shouted to the apple peeler who was sitting quietly at the table, "Remember this, I will not admit defeat!! I will not admit defeat!"
Aunt Li in the kitchen turned around to look at Yan Zhu who left angrily, thought for a moment, and decided to pretend she heard nothing.
The next night, Yan Zhu grabbed a handful of hard candies from the candy jar at home.
After making sure that everyone in the family was lying down, she quietly got up and scattered the fruit candies one by one on the edge of the cabinet.
She squatted aside, quietly waiting for the fur balls to arrive.
The Zejin stopped above the orbit of the planet Xiyiqi.
According to Mr. Cat's information, they will contact an intelligence informant here and get clues about the fugitive bounty hunter.
At this time, a global festival is being held on Xiyiqi Star.
The planet's supreme ruler, Queen Susu Siha, successfully gave birth to a princess, and the whole country celebrated. Xiyiqi welcomed the next generation of rulers. The capital of the planet was immersed in a joyous atmosphere of celebration.
"It's a celebration. What a coincidence!" Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were extremely excited.
"We are not here for tourism," Mr. Cat said. "There is one thing we must do before we land on this planet."
"What?"
"bath."
"ah?"
"Except for those who stay behind, all crew members who go down must take a shower."
“Can’t we wash it on the boat?”
"No, you have to go wash it locally."
Dozens of minutes later, they landed on the landing platform in a landing craft, and were greeted by a centipede-like metal bus.
The driver was an alien with blue frilly wings. When the bus started, Liu Xingquan began to understand why the driver repeatedly reminded them to fasten their seat belts. The centipede bus jumped left and right between buildings with exaggerated agility, and even climbed up the towering Stonethorn Building from time to time. The countless wriggling metal centipedes looked like a living thing.
The 360-degree jolt was like a roller coaster, and Liu Xingquan felt like the food in his stomach was about to come out. The other passengers on the train, Ren Anzhi, Liu Guanyu and Zhang Fei, were also half dead. His superhuman friend Xiao Zhen looked calm and composed, as if nothing had happened. Just when Liu Xingquan suspected that he was about to be thrown to the west, they finally arrived at their destination.
After getting off the centipede bus, Liu Xingquan turned around and looked back at the driver, only to find that the driver's blue skin on his lower body had merged with the driver's seat. He could not find the driver's legs and feet, nor could he tell where the boundaries of the alien driver's body were.
Xiao Zhen gently tugged at him, "It's integrated with that bus."
"ah?"
"Its body is the bus," said Xiaozhen.
“It’s amazing.”
"This must be the masterpiece of the ruler of this planet." Xiao Zhen whispered. Without waiting for Liu Xingquan to speak again, he pulled him into the building in front of him.
This building was the bathhouse they were going to. The building looked like a giant egg, and the large glass inside was decorated with intricate patterns. After entering, a humble servant in a white robe led them through the winding spiral staircase. As they walked forward, a warm and humid breeze blew in their faces from time to time. The fog became thicker and thicker, and finally they arrived at the bathing area.
Bathing on Xiyiqi is very different from that on Earth.
In front of them was a bathhouse filled with white mist. At the servant's signal, Xiao Zhen began to take off her clothes, and Liu Xingquan followed suit. Ren Anzhi hesitated and said, "But I don't see any water."
He looked up, was silent for a second, and then began to scream.
Ren Anzhi pointed his trembling finger upwards. On the top of the bathhouse was a huge spider lying there. Its huge body almost filled the entire dome of the bathhouse. Twelve eyes of different sizes were staring at them.
"Spider, spider!!"
Xiao Zhen said calmly: "Don't panic, it's a bath spider."
"What?"
As soon as Xiao Zhen finished speaking, the spider above them quickly sprayed out several strands of spider silk, sticking them to a spider web, and then the small holes on the slippery ground began to spray high-intensity water mist. They half-lying on the spider web swayed from side to side without falling or being sprayed out of the pool. When the water mist sprayed on their bodies, they felt a warm and itchy comfortable feeling, which was extremely refreshing.
"Interesting." Liu Xingquan said. He glanced at Ren Anzhi beside him and couldn't help laughing. The big star didn't take off his clothes, and at this moment he looked like a drowned chicken stuck in the spider web.
Strictly speaking, there are two wet rats now. The other wet rat, Captain Spotted, showed an attitude of being familiar with the situation. He pulled the spider silk three times with his claws, and another spider silk instantly sprayed beside him, with a bag of silk sac attached to it. After pecking open the silk sac, there was a coconut-shaped spherical fruit with a straw inserted inside. Captain Spotted distributed these spherical fruits to Xiaozhen Liu Xingquan Mr. Cat and others, and gave his share to the cat bug. The cat bug stretched out its little head and drank it with relish.
Liu Xingquan took a bite out of curiosity and found that it tasted a bit like frozen lime.
I have to admit that it is really a pleasure to taste sweet and refreshing drinks in this distant alien land in the interesting warm water mist.
"Come to think of it." Ren Anzhi looked at the giant spider above his head, still a little frightened, "Ms. Fei is not here, she must have gone to the women's bathroom. But where are Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and the others?"
Liu Xingquan nodded: "Yes, where are these three brothers?"
Mr. Cat said, "Of course they are not here."
"What do you mean?"
“Considering that most Homo sapiens feel ashamed of the opposite sex’s bodies, they were automatically sorted to other areas by the locals.”
"What do you mean?" Liu Xingquan suddenly had a bad feeling.
"The three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang are not of the same gender as us, so they don't bathe in the same bathhouse."
"What!!!!" Ren Anzhi and Liu Xingquan shouted at the same time.
"What's with all those desperate looks on your faces?"
"What the hell is wrong with you aliens!!!"
