Chapter 342 Women Must Get Married and Have Children
Qin Shili saw Zhang Dahu's mouth approaching, she pinched his lips with two fingers, smiled and said: "Kiss it yourself! I will let go after you kiss your upper and lower lips enough."
Zhang Dahu quickly went to grab Qin Shili's hand. Qin Shili was quick and twisted his hand, then pressed him to the ground again. She smiled and said, "You don't feel anything when you kiss your upper and lower lips, right? Then get close to the earth! The earth has the fragrance of soil, and you feel very excited when you kiss it."
"No, auntie, please don't make me eat mud. You are being extremely rebellious towards your husband, do you know that? Don't you know anything about the Three Bonds and Five Constant Virtues? You should..."
"I should let you know what the punishment is for insulting a girl! Will you dare to act like a hooligan to me in the future? Do you still want to bully me?" Qin Shili did not relax.
"I don't dare anymore, let me go. Don't worry, even on our wedding night, I won't take the initiative. I'll wait for you to ride me, okay!" said Zhang Dahu.
Qin Shili laughed and let go of Zhang Dahu: "Are you still making fun of me? Don't talk about this again. Others think I'm really that wild and frivolous!"
"You are really not a wave with three drops of water, nor a wave with six drops of water. You are a wave, chasing waves, and you have reached the crest of the wave. I miss you as a wave with nine drops of water." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Do all men like women who are wild?" Qin Shili asked as she saw Zhang Dahu was in high spirits.
"Men like women who are wild with them and serious with other men," said Zhang Dahu.
"Selfish."
"Patent. Men all hope to enjoy patent rights over their women." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"But you men can be unfaithful and promiscuous, right?"
"You are absolutely right about this. Men are really fickle." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Men are all unfaithful, but they demand women to be loyal. If you say women are loyal, how can men be unfaithful?"
"This man doesn't care. He only wants his woman to be loyal. He wants other women to be his."
"Zhang Dahu, is this your portrayal? Are you like this too? Do you also want to be lucky in love?" Qin Shili looked at Zhang Dahu and thought to herself, Que Dongjin is lucky in love, but he doesn't touch women casually!
"I'm not. I'm very loyal. I just want you to ride me." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Okay! I'll ride you!" Qin Shili said as she was about to take action again.
"No, not this kind of riding, it's the special riding of me."
"If you dare to say this again, I will make you crawl a mile on all fours! Just try it!" Qin Shili glared at Zhang Dahu.
"Alas! It's not easy to find someone from your women's team. They always get bullied."
"Find another woman! Find a gentle one."
"But I love you exclusively. I have fallen in love with you and there is no way I can forget you." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense! They will be here soon. Let's go to the cave." Qin Shili said.
"They might be getting intimate. Maybe Xie Mengqi is riding on Jiang Wukui!"
"Zhang Dahu, do you have any shame? If you don't leave, I will go back by myself." Qin Shili said as she walked towards the big tree.
"Wait for me, I didn't say I wouldn't go back!" Zhang Dahu followed Qin Shili.
Qin Shili and Zhang Dahu returned to the cave. Dahu's grandmother looked at Qin Shili with a smile.
"Grandma, you haven't slept yet?" Qin Shili asked with a smile.
"Grandma was so excited that she couldn't sleep." Wang Hanyu said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, I'm so excited that I can't sleep. Shili, I'm happy and excited that you and Huzi are going out for a walk." said the old man.
"Grandma, why are you so excited? You're excited before the baby is even born?" Zhang Dahu looked at his grandmother and said with a smile.
"What did you say? You haven't even started dating yet? Didn't you and Shili go out for a walk and fall in love?" the old man was anxious.
"Walking is not love. If you say that, who would dare to go out for a walk together?"
"Shili, tell me, do you like Huzi? Tell me the truth and don't lie to me, an old man." The old man looked at Qin Shili.
"I like it." Qin Shili lowered her head, not at all as crazy as she was outside.
"Listen, Hu Zi, did you hear that? Shili said she likes you, so why is there no sign of love?" said the old man.
Zhang Dahu sincerely wanted to tease his grandmother and interrogate Qin Shili: "Grandma, you are old and can't keep up with the thinking of young people. When young people say "like", it means "like", not "love". Gays can say "like" to each other, do you understand?"
"You're talking nonsense! What Shili said about liking is love! Shili, do you love Huzi or not? Tell me the truth." The old man looked at Qin Shili again.
Wang Hanyu and Que Dongjin both covered their mouths while laughing.
"Grandma, I love Zhang Dahu." Qin Shili didn't want to see the old woman anxious, so she said gently and lowered her head.
How come Qin Shili is a different person in front of my grandma? Is she pretending to be gentle to make grandma like her? That means she is really in love with me.
"Hu Zi, did you understand? Shi Li loves you. You two went out for a walk just now, and you didn't ask her? Is that all you know how to do?" The old man looked at Zhang Da Hu .
"Grandma, what else can we do when we go out for a walk other than just a walk?"
"You wooden block! You are a man, you should take the initiative! Come here, I will tell you..." The old man pulled Zhang Dahu and whispered.
"Grandma, are you mistaken? Didn't you say that men and women shouldn't touch each other? How could you teach me to kiss her?" Zhang Dahu said loudly on purpose.
"Huzi, you! You! You are such a blockhead! What era is it that men and women are not allowed to have physical contact with each other? How come you are even more feudal than me? You are so rigid, I wonder how you will deal with your girlfriend!" Zhang Dahu's grandmother was really anxious.
Que Dongjin and the others all laughed out loud.
"Grandma, why do you say that? You make me feel embarrassed." Qin Shili said as she went into her room. She also laughed in her heart. She thought, Zhang Dahu, just pretend! If you pretend, I will pretend too! Let's see who can pretend better!
"Huzi, why are you so stupid? Can you tell what I taught you in front of Shili and everyone else?" The old man looked at Zhang Dahu and felt that his grandson was really too stupid.
"Grandma, let me tell you, I was just teasing you. To tell you the truth, when I went out for a walk, I pestered Shili and kissed her." Zhang Dahu whispered into the old woman's ear.
"Really? Did you really kiss her?" the old man asked worriedly.
"Speak softly, don't let anyone hear you." Zhang Dahu said.
Que Dongjin and the others all heard what the old man said and smiled happily.
"What's wrong with hearing it? This is a happy thing!" said the old man.
"I think you are missing your granddaughter-in-law so much!" Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"I am crazy about having a great-grandson."
"Grandma, don't say that. Shili will feel embarrassed. If you push her too far, she won't be able to adapt and will not date me." Zhang Dahu said.
"Okay, I don't care about your affairs. You make your own decision." The old woman felt relieved when she knew that Hu Zi had kissed Qin Shili.
"Look, another couple is back." Wang Hanyu said with a smile as she watched Xie Mengqi and Jiang Wukui come back.
"Good, that's great! Wu Kui, have you kissed Xie Mengqi?" Zhang Dahu's grandmother asked with a smile.
"Grandma, what are you talking about? We were just going out for a walk, what's the point of kissing or not?" Jiang Wukui said.
"Don't lie to me, an old man. This is no longer a time when men and women can't touch each other. Our Hu Zi has kissed Shi Li, and you two are in love first. Haven't you kissed Meng Qi yet?" The old man looked at Xie Mengqi with a smile.
"Grandma, what are you talking about? Go away, go to bed! Mengqi will be angry if you talk nonsense like this!" Zhang Dahu pushed his grandma and asked her to go to bed.
Xie Mengqi didn't say anything. She didn't know what to say. She thought to herself, Zhang Dahu was really quick. He kissed Qin Shili on their first date. No wonder he said he was riding on Qin Shili like a horse. It seemed that he was much more capable than Jiang Wukui.
The old woman was pushed towards her own cave. She said, "Huzi, I won't tell you anymore. Don't push me. I can walk by myself."
Zhang Dahu let the old man go.
The old woman did not return to her own cave. Instead, she walked into Qin Shili's cave.
"Grandma, you're here." Qin Shili looked at the old woman and smiled.
"Come and see you." The old man walked around Qin Shili and said, "Look at you, you are so pretty. You have a pretty face, a nice waist, and a perky butt. It's the butt for giving birth to a son!" The old man said with a smile.
"Grandma, please stop talking. I feel embarrassed when you say that." Qin Shili's voice was soft.
"What's there to be embarrassed about? Women have to get married and have children. Shili, tell me, did I do good deeds in my previous life, so that my Hu Zi would fall in love with you? My Hu Zi is so lucky!" the old man said happily.
"Grandma, why do you say that? Dahu is very good. I like him."
"Da Hu is a good boy, and he is filial. A filial child, after getting married, will definitely love his wife. Really, although Hu Zi does not have your ability, he will definitely treat you well." said the old man.
"Grandma, as long as Huzi is filial and treats me well, I will be satisfied. Grandma, can we be filial to you together in the future?" Qin Shili looked at the old man. She felt that she should make her happy.
"Okay, okay. Shili, when are you planning to marry Huzi?" the old man asked.
"Grandma, there's no rush. I told Huzi that if we drive the Japs out of China, we'll get married. Otherwise, how can I fight the Japs?"
"Well... when will the Japs get out of China? Japs who deserve to be killed, why don't you just go back to your country? We will beat the Japs tomorrow and drive them all back." said the old man.
"Grandma, we're going to attack the enemy's artillery tower tomorrow night. Dongjin said so."
"I know this, but there are so many Japanese devils. When will we defeat them all? I'm anxious to hold my great-grandson!" said the old man.
"Grandma, don't worry."
"Grandma, why did you run into Qin Shili's cave? She wants to rest, and she has a mission tomorrow!" Zhang Dahu shouted outside.
"I know, I know. I'll go back to my cave now." The old man looked at Qin Shili and said, "Shili, I like you. You must become my granddaughter-in-law as soon as possible!"
