Chapter 34: The Long Gown That Can Be Taken Off
In the city center, there is a large flow of people and it is bustling. The sunlight penetrates through the huge plane trees and falls on the road, creating mottled light and shadows.
The gray stove, the roasted sweet potatoes, the sweet potato stall on a broken tricycle, and the pair of clear and beautiful peach blossom eyes behind the tricycle are all separated by a window from the elite bookstore.
On one side is the lingering smell of worldly life, on the other side is the fresh fragrance of paper, ink and books.
It turned out to be Yu Yu...
Fate is a really wonderful thing. Xu Cheng couldn't help but think that if he was really an ordinary child, the people he met when he was too old to remember might have been forgotten, and he wouldn't even notice a miraculous reunion even if it happened.
He did not go over to disturb the peace of Yu Yu, but just squatted quietly beside and watched, he was really curious -
How do social phobias sell things?
Coincidentally, a grandmother pushing a baby stroller stopped in front of the stall and looked around the stall with her eyes squinting.
"Girl, is this your stall?"
Yu Yu stood up hurriedly, put the exercise book on his lap on the bench, and nodded vigorously with an awkward expression.
"Um!"
Xu Cheng noticed that her eyes were closed when she spoke.
This is the result of using up all my strength, clenching my fists, blushing, and finally saying one word...
Quite cute.
The aunt was picking and choosing from a pile of sweet potatoes.
"How do you sell it?"
"Two dollars each..." Yu Yu, who was just a little taller than the stove, spoke in a voice as thin as a mosquito.
The aunt scratched her ears, but couldn't hear clearly, so she asked again.
"How much is one?"
Yu Yu stretched out his white fingers and made the number two in front of him, which was exactly like a scissors hand gesture.
Xu Cheng couldn't help but cough twice, "Silly..."
Finally, the old lady wanted to pick four ones with pointed ends and well-proportioned shapes, and Yu Yuzhen picked out four of them. He didn't look like a business person at all.
If you sell them like this, you will end up with a bunch of small, ugly ones left, which you can't sell.
Xu Cheng stood up and walked towards the stall, ready to say hello to his classmate.
"Yu Yu, did your parents ask you to come and sell things by yourself?"
Yu Yu had just sat down on the bench when he saw the person speaking. His peach blossom eyes gradually widened in disbelief.
The auntie who was selling fruit with a basket nearby looked at Xu Cheng and said, "Young man, do you recognize her?"
"Yes, we are classmates."
"Oh, this is the first time I see Xiaoyu's classmates . Have a peach." The aunt handed over a big, bright pink peach. Xu Cheng embarrassedly shook his head to refuse.
"You're too polite. We tough guys don't eat this."
After chatting with the aunt for a while, he found out that Yu Yu usually went to the stall with her mother-in-law. Today, her mother-in-law might be sick, so she was alone. Those of them who knew each other from their daily lives came to help out.
"It's been a long and arduous journey for this girl and her mother-in-law to live together for so many years. It's not easy."
Xu Cheng was chatting with the aunt on the side, while Yu Yu was sitting alone, feeling awkward, her pretty face blushing.
How come Aunt Wang is so talkative... She knows everything about our family...
At this time, an old man came to the stall, hunched over and glanced at the pile of sweet potatoes.
"How do you sell it?"
Yu Yu was about to speak when Xu Cheng spoke up loudly
"Grandpa, they're two dollars each. If you want more, I'll pick out some big ones for you. They all have red hearts and sweet flesh, and their skins are juicy."
The old man was amused by Xu Cheng's words, "You are so smart at such a young age, but these two dollars are too expensive. I can buy a pound of sweet potatoes for a few cents at the farmer's market."
Xu Cheng also got excited. He stood behind the stall and said with a beaming face, "Two yuan is just a drop in the bucket. Anyone can afford it. The crooked melons and cracked dates you buy at the farmers' market are all genetically modified. How can they be the same as the ones we grow at home with chemical fertilizers?"
"Look at the outside, a layer of sticky sugar oil, and the golden flesh inside, sweet and sticky, I guarantee you will be healthy and strong after eating it!"
The auntie selling fruits in the back was amused by what she heard. Where did this child come from who is so eloquent?
Yu Yu also frowned and looked at Xu Cheng. How could he occupy someone else's stall so casually...
Too much!
The old man was very tempted and asked Xu Cheng to pick two for him to take away. Then a female white-collar worker immediately came up behind him, wearing a standard suit, hip skirt, black stockings and high heels.
"Little boy, how much is this?"
Xu Cheng said harmlessly, "I sell them to others for three yuan each, ten yuan for three, two yuan for sisters, and only two yuan for pretty sisters."
The female white-collar worker smiled, and the corners of her lips couldn't help but curl up.
"The kid is really sweet, so cute. Then give four to your sister."
"Pretty sister, you might as well take five. Ten dollars is not too much. You can't go to Xianggang Singapore."
Xu Cheng kept repeating tongue twisters as if he was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and kept calling "beautiful sister" one sentence after another. The female white-collar workers were overjoyed, especially since the boy was so cute.
"I really can't do anything about you, so just take five."
Yu Yu was watching from the side and she felt it was incredible.
That's five?
She only sold four in the whole morning, but Xu Cheng sold six in just a short while!
If only I could say that...
With these two orders at the beginning, the sweet potato stall instantly became lively. The little boy's eloquent speech attracted the attention of many passers-by.
Someone asked him why such a young child was selling things here.
Xu Cheng explained with a smile that his mother-in-law was sick today and could not go to the stall.
Yu Yu puffed up his lips in anger again.
That really looks like your mother-in-law!
"Kid, you just sold two to the pretty sister, and now it's three more to me?"
"The king of kings, the calcium of calcium, anyone who buys it today gets two dollars."
Not only did he speak in tongue twisters, but Xu Cheng also did not forget to promote the product.
"It's a gas station for men and a beauty salon for women. A three-year-old child can talk after eating it, a seventy-year-old woman can walk up and down the stairs without getting out of breath after eating it, and a programmer's hair will grow wild after taking a bite."
"Eat our roasted sweet potatoes, and you won't be afraid of Magnesium's missiles!"
"Sister, buy more. If you eat it, you will have a boyfriend... Married? Then buy some for your husband. I guarantee it will be good for him and you too."
Thirty years younger, a strong and unyielding penis, eternal virility, waist and horse in one, radiant, immortal, the giant peach in the Peach Garden, the ginseng fruit in the Wuzhuang Temple...
Xu Cheng never stopped talking dirty.
Many people who have nothing to do just stand by the stall and listen to Xu Cheng shouting, which feels more interesting than listening to crosstalk.
“Hahahahahaha…”
"Who did this kid learn this from?"
In less than half an hour, Yu Yu had sold out all the goods in her car.
"How much did it sell for?" Xu Cheng asked.
Yu Yu, who was in charge of collecting money, nodded quickly with his little hands and finally said softly.
"202."
This girl must be a little money-grubber, her smile right now is sweeter than a sweet potato.
The aunt at the fruit stall nearby also praised Xu Cheng, "Young man, you are amazing. You are so good at business at such a young age. You are indeed a scholar. Being educated makes you different."
Xu Cheng smiled embarrassedly, "Auntie, you are too kind. I am just a little Kong Yiyi. I don't even make 9,000 a day. I am such a failure."
“Nine thousand?” The aunt raised her voice, “You are too ambitious, young man!”
"Auntie, my small goal is 100 million, I'm still far away!"
