Chapter 338: Still Lying and Looking at the Picture in the Urine
Ou Laosan got up and said with a bow, "I admire you! I admire you! Your movements are so fast! Like lightning! Brothers, I admire you! Are you also impressed?"
"I give up!" said Ou Lao San's men.
The second in command also stood up and saluted: "I'm convinced! I admire you so much!"
"When Brother Que Dongjin asks us for help in the future, what do you think, should we help him with all our might?" Ou Lao San asked loudly while looking at his men.
"Help! We must help with all our strength!" everyone shouted in unison.
"Okay! Tomorrow night, even if we can't say we are helping him, it is our own business to fight the Japanese! Okay?" Ou Laosan said loudly, his voice was very inspiring.
"Okay! Beat the Japanese!" Everyone responded loudly.
"Brother, let's go! Let's have a few more drinks!" said Ou Lao San.
"Don't drink anymore. Being drunk will only cause trouble." Que Dongjin said.
"Brother Dongjin, what you said is right! Being drunk will only lead to mistakes. Okay, let's not drink anymore. Let's go eat." said the little bee.
"I don't want to eat anymore. I'm already full from the vegetables." Que Dongjin said.
"Okay, as you wish." said the little bee.
"Let's take a look here and go back soon." Que Dongjin said.
"Okay, I'll show you around. Third brother, you go continue drinking with the brothers! I'll show brothers Dongjin and Dahu around." said the little bee.
"Okay, take them to see the scenery here." Ou Lao San said with a smile.
"I know. Let's go, brother Dongjin, brother Dahu, the two of you follow me and take a look around." The little bee said as he walked towards the road on the left.
"Sister-in-law, you guys are so enthusiastic. I'm a little drunk!" Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"It's good to be drunk. It's more charming to look at the scenery with drunken eyes. Dongjin, do you have a girlfriend?" asked the little bee.
"Not yet. I don't have the good fortune that my elder brother has."
"Is it a blessing for your elder brother to marry me? I can't compare to the beauties under your command." The little bee said with a smile.
"How can you say that? You are more charming than them. You are innocent, beautiful, and generous. How can this not be a blessing for big brother? By the way, how did big brother get together with you guys?" Que Dongjin asked.
"How can we be together? He is a bandit. Just rob me. If he takes me to the top of the mountain to be his wife, then I will be the bandit's wife." The little bee said with a smile.
"You really know how to joke." Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"What I said is true! My parents were killed by the Japanese bomb. I had no relatives, so I joined the wandering crowd. Once, a few of us wanderers ran into the Japanese. The damn Japanese probably thought I was still young and not very ugly, so they wanted to molest me. Ou Laosan and his men killed those Japanese and said to me, "Are you willing to go up the mountain?" So I followed them up the mountain. Tell me, was I robbed? If I had refused to go up the mountain, they would have robbed me too!" said the little bee with a smile.
"I think your body shape is like that of an opera singer." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"You're right. When I was wandering, I followed a theatre troupe. However, the troupe often performed for wealthy families, and many of the young men from those wealthy families always wanted to take advantage of me, so I stopped following the troupe. Who would have known that we would run into the Japanese again?" said the little bee.
"Oh, so that's it! I'm so sorry. I touched on your sore spot." Que Dongjin said.
"It's nothing. It's good to remember the hatred for the Japanese!" said the little bee.
"What you said makes sense. We must remember the hatred for the Japanese and we must kill them!" said Que Dongjin.
"Brother Dongjin, with your skills, the Japanese won't be able to stay around for long. How many Japanese have you killed in total?" The little bee stopped and asked Que Dongjin.
"I haven't killed many Japanese yet, maybe only about ten! But I will definitely kill a lot of Japanese in the future," said Que Dongjin.
"Dongjin had just returned from studying abroad and had killed two or three times. He started killing Japanese soldiers frequently after that. I don't know how many Japanese soldiers died at his hands." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Is that so? Brother Dongjin has studied abroad? No wonder he is so smart." said the little bee.
"Dahu, what are you bragging about?" Que Dongjin looked at Zhang Dahu.
"I'm telling the truth!"
"Brother Dongjin, don't be so modest. Everyone has seen your kung fu. Look at my men, they all respect you. In the future, Lao San and I will also respect you. Look at those beauties under your men, don't they all respect you? By the way, it's time for you to find a girlfriend. Pick one from your team. I think Wang Xueliu is a good one." The little bee said with a smile.
"There are more than a dozen female team members, all of them are beautiful, but Dongjin just doesn't like them. Alas, I don't have such luck." Zhang Dahu couldn't help but interject.
"Zhang Dahu! No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!" said Que Dongjin.
"Okay, I'll start being mute now, okay?" Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Brother Dongjin, you don't even let Dahu speak? Are you afraid that he will tell me your secret? If you say that, you are treating me, your sister-in-law, as an outsider." said the little bee.
"Sister-in-law, how could I treat you as an outsider? This Zhang Dahu is just good at bragging. It's okay for him to brag about himself, but he also brags about me." Que Dongjin said.
"I think Dahu is telling the truth. Dahu, don't worry about him. With me here, brother Dongjin won't dare to bully you. After all, I am his sister-in-law." said the little bee.
"Thank you sister-in-law for helping me. Sister-in-law, look at the beautiful mountain over there, and the stones on the mountain are so unique." Zhang Dahu said, pointing to the mountain opposite him.
"Yes! Very beautiful mountains and rivers, but the Japanese want to occupy our beautiful mountains and rivers, they are really dreaming." said the little bee.
"Their ambitions are too big! Their country is like a dog's tongue, and their people are really like a celestial dog swallowing the moon," said Zhang Dahu.
"You are right, they are just dog tongues, but they thought it was really a heavenly dog! They don't even take a piss and look at themselves. Was my speech too rude?" The little bee laughed.
"It's not a swear word, it's just boldness! The Japanese devils are just like that." Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"Brother Dongjin is really good at talking. You make my swear words sound generous. But I like listening to them," said the little bee.
"Sister-in-law, you are so generous, no wonder everyone respects you. My brother also listens to you, right?" Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"Why does he listen to me? He doesn't listen to me. He just pampers me. He says that women are meant to be pampered." The little bee said with a smile.
"Hahaha, interesting! Big brother is also a man of temperament, I like big brother's temper. Okay, let's turn back, I want to say goodbye to big brother and the others, and it's time for us to go home." Que Dongjin said.
"Well, I couldn't keep you even if I wanted to. You traveled all night that night," said the little bee.
Little Bee, Que Dongjin and Zhang Dahu came back, and Ou Laosan and the others had also finished their drinks.
"Brother Dongjin, how was it? What scenery did your sister-in-law take you to see?" When Ou Lao San saw Que Dongjin coming back , he came over and asked.
"The mountain scenery is beautiful," said Que Dongjin.
"I took them for a walk, and then they wanted to go home, so I took them back." said the little bee.
"Why are you in such a hurry to leave? You can play here for a day! Aren't we going to fight the Japanese tomorrow night?" said Ou Lao San.
"I have to go back and prepare! By the way, I'll need your cooperation tomorrow night." Que Dongjin said.
"Brother Dongjin, don't worry. We will cooperate with you and ensure that no other artillery towers will send troops to threaten you." said Ou Lao San.
"Okay, goodbye! Thank you for your hospitality." Que Dongjin saluted with his fist clenched.
"Don't be polite with me! Let's fight the Japanese well tomorrow night!" said Ou Lao San.
"Okay! Let's fight the Japanese well tomorrow night! Bye!" After saying that, Que Dongjin turned and left. After walking a few steps, he turned back and waved.
"Go east, can we really take down one of the enemy's artillery towers tomorrow night?" asked Zhang Dahu.
"What's wrong? Don't worry! The enemy's artillery tower is not made of steel!" said Que Dongjin.
"The little bee is really interesting. I think it's just like a man sometimes. It even takes a piss and looks in the mirror before lying." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Why can't we say that? She said that the Japanese looking in the mirror while peeing was very vivid. Besides, she has been with the bandits for a long time, so of course she would be infected with some banditry. But, it's very cute, isn't it? " Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"She is really lovely, beautiful and natural." Zhang Dahu thought of the appearance of the little bee and felt that a woman like her would have a kind of wild charm as a wife.
"If she wasn't married, would you fall in love with her?" Que Dongjin asked with a smile.
"I guess."
"Da Hu, that's right. You see, Qin Shili's personality is somewhat similar to hers, but she is a little restrained when she is with us. If she stays with Ou Lao San and the others for a year or two, she will be more generous than a little bee." Que Dongjin said with a smile as he recalled the two days he spent alone with Qin Shili.
"Really? Do you really think she is interested in me?" Zhang Dahu asked.
"Of course. If you don't believe me, try asking her out tonight. For your date, we will hold a combat meeting tomorrow morning and start preparing after the meeting tomorrow morning." Que Dongjin said.
"Dongjin, don't delay fighting the Japanese just to give us a chance to fall in love." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"How will it delay the fight against the Japanese? No, don't worry!" Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"Okay, I'm going to date her for a walk tonight. But Jiang Wukui is also dating Xie Mengqi!"
"You are so stupid! After leaving the tree hole, there is such a vast mountain and grassland. Are you afraid that there is no place for love? They are walking east, and you are walking west!" Que Dongjin said with a smile.
"This one too." Zhang Dahu smiled foolishly.
"You! You won't need someone to teach you after entering the bridal chamber!" Que Dongjin laughed.
"I'm not that stupid, am I? Besides, I'm not that generous. Dongjin, there's a joke about someone not being able to do it even after entering the bridal chamber. Do you think it's true? You're born with the ability, right?" Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Of course there are fools like that. Aren't you almost the same as that fool? You can't find a place to stay when Jiang Wukui and the others go out to date. I think you may not even be able to find a place to stay on your wedding night!" Que Dongjin laughed.
