Chapter 326 Milk Tea Shop
While the 12 derivative electronic programs Yan An transformed into navy machines in the Milky Way, jumping around and making up all kinds of rumors about the Super Yi Mine, and even affecting the battle situation in an important strategic location in the Milky Way in some way, on the remote Earth, another dangerous alien creature was also working hard to carry out its mission.
Lu Lixuan, the alien biological weapon with the sacred mission of destroying Lola-the Earth, encountered obstacles on the road to destroying humanity.
Not long ago, Lu Lixuan, who had been living a chaotic life on Earth and occasionally went to the detention center to eat, had not yet figured out how to carry out his mission. But after meeting the lovely Zeng Liangcai, it was like a ray of light shone into his mind, making his future suddenly clear.
That day, Zeng Liangcai stood opposite the milk tea shop where he worked, holding a woven bag in his hand.
She was very beautiful, with fluffy curly hair that looked like a layer of golden light in the sun, and her skin was extremely moist and smooth, like a lychee without a shell. She wore a T-shirt on her upper body and jeans on her lower body, and looked slender and agile. She was very young. According to Lv Lixuan's inference, she was about 20 years old in human years - the best age for sexual maturity and childbearing.
From any angle, Zeng Liangcai showed extremely healthy vital signs. From the first moment he saw Zeng Liangcai, every gene in Lv Lixuan's body was clamoring and vibrating, and he felt a trembling sensation like an electric shock. When he described this feeling to his colleagues, they laughed and called it "love at first sight."
Yes, Zeng Liangcai is his destined partner, the partner he must unite with on this sacred path of destroying humanity.
To accomplish this, according to local customs on Earth, he and Zeng Liangcai must be in love with each other.
After realizing this, Lv Lixuan immediately launched an offensive against Zeng Liangcai. Although the current progress is only to add her WeChat and occasionally help her bargain on Pinxixi. Despite the ridicule of his colleagues, Lv Lixuan still believes that he will succeed in the end.
However, now his plan to destroy humanity suddenly encountered a huge obstacle.
Zeng Liangcai would come to his milk tea shop every day to buy two cups of milk tea, one cup of sea salt milk cap and one cup of cheese. He remembered it clearly. Every day when he prepared the ingredients for Zeng Liangcai and handed the milk tea to Zeng Liangcai, it was the happiest moment for Lu Lixuan. However, starting a week ago, Zeng Liangcai, his loyal customer and partner in destroying the future of human business, disappeared.
During this week, Lv Lixuan looked forward to the appearance of that lovely figure every day. However, no matter how carefully he prepared every day, the lovely girl never showed up.
It was 6:30 in the afternoon. According to the usual time, Zeng Liangcai would definitely appear in the crowd of people leaving the office building. Lu Lixuan looked eagerly at the white-collar workers passing by him, but he did not see her.
"You look so distracted." The clerk next to me said, "She won't come."
Lu Lixuan turned his head slowly in disbelief. His colleague was concentrating on the order and matching milk tea. "Don't disbelieve me. She probably won't come."
"Why?" Lu Lixuan asked.
The clerk quickly sealed the lid of the milk tea in hand. She took out a small advertisement from her pocket and threw it in front of him, "This is the reason."
Lu Lixuan took it and looked at it. It was a promotional flyer with five big words written on it: "New Glen's First Snow". "What is this?"
"There's a new milk tea shop nearby, and it's got a weird reputation. It's attracted a lot of our customers."
"Could it be..." Lu Lixuan said slowly, "Zeng Liangcai went to this new milk tea shop?"
"Go and deliver this order." The clerk handed him the packaged milk tea, "You'll know when you stop by and take a look."
Lv Lixuan rushed to the delivery place with the milk tea in his hand, and soon he found this milk tea shop on the roadside. To be honest, it was a bit difficult to ignore this milk tea shop. The crowd queuing at the door was huge, like a long dragon twisting nine times and eight times. Lv Lixuan stood there and looked for a long time before he found the end of the line.
This exaggerated volume of customers is enough to crush Lu Lixuan's store underfoot.
There is a loud speaker at the entrance of the store that announces: "Dear customers, please do not push each other. Please keep a certain distance and consciously abide by the queue order. It takes one and a half hours to queue up for milk tea now. It takes one and a half hours to wait..."
Even though the clerk made such announcements, few . Lv Lixuan looked at the group of customers who were eager to buy milk tea with some surprise. Soon he found a few regular customers of his milk tea shop among them, and then he saw her - Zeng Liangcai.
Zeng Liangcai was playing with her phone with her head down. There was another customer in front of her, and it was her turn soon. When the window clerk handed the milk tea to her, her beautiful eyebrows slightly raised, and her flawless face was filled with joy. When she turned around and left the window with the milk tea in her hand, her eyes met with Lv Lixuan's. There was no embarrassment or surprise on her face. Her eyes just skimmed across Lv Lixuan's face like a dragonfly skimming the water, and then she left without looking back.
Lu Lixuan stared at the milk tea in her hand, feeling heartbroken.
His destined partner, the necessary companion on the road to destroying humanity, abandoned him (his milk tea) and went to find another shop!
Lu Lixuan made a decision immediately.
After delivering the milk tea, he, without any loyalty, rushed to the store "New Glen's First Snow" to apply for a clerk position, but was promptly rejected by the store.
The store manager was also a young woman named Zhu. She stared suspiciously at Lv Lixuan's apron, which was printed with the logo of the rival milk tea shop. She then politely said that they had enough staff and would not hire any more employees, and politely asked Lv Lixuan to leave the store.
The next day when Lu Lixuan passed by the "New Glen's First Snow" store again, he found a sign in front of the store that read "Please do not enter or you will be scolded for being indecent."
After that, as her colleagues said, Zeng Liangcai never came back. She completely abandoned Lu Lixuan's milk tea shop.
Lv Lixuan carefully opened WeChat, and after hesitating for a long time, he finally sent a WeChat message to Zeng Liangcai, "We are having an event in our store right now, and we have released new products. Are you interested in coming?" As soon as he sent the message, a prompt popped up: "Liangcai Youdao has enabled friend verification. You are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. You can chat only after the other party passes the verification." It was obvious that Zeng Liangcai had deleted him. The reason was that when Zeng Liangcai checked his WeChat friends, he didn't remember who the WeChat account belonged to, so he deleted them all at once.
Lv Lixuan's mood is just as bleak as the business of the "Xiao Meng Tao Cha Liao" milk tea shop where he works. His store manager said that there will always be more people when it first opens. But ten days after the opening of "Xin Ge Lan's First Snow", the surrounding customers not only did not lose their sense of novelty, but became more and more popular, and even special scalpers appeared to buy on their behalf. This store has attracted customers from all the surrounding milk tea shops on its own. No matter from which angle you look at it, Zeng Liangcai is gone and will never come back.
"Why-why-" Lv Lixuan cried out sadly in his heart. He finally established a bond with his future partner who would destroy humanity through the milk tea he made himself, but it was broken halfway because of other new stores. When will this plan to destroy humanity really begin? After a day of depression, the store manager took action.
The store manager asked someone to buy several special milk teas from the "New Glen's First Snow". They closed the store door and lined up the competitor's milk teas for tasting. When the store manager and his colleague put their straws in and took a sip, they both had a surprised look on their faces, "Ah, it tastes good". The store manager whispered as he drank, "No wonder, the taste is really good."
"Is it delicious?" Lv Lixuan took a big sip. Although his appearance was no different from that of humans on Earth, his taste system was very different from that of humans. As an alien biochemical weapon that needed to lurk on a local planet, it could distinguish several main flavors such as sweet, salty, spicy, bitter, and numb, but it did not have a deeper and more delicate taste like humans (due to the shoddy work of its creator). For Lv Lixuan, the cup of milk tea in front of him could only taste sweetness and tea.
“Can’t you taste it? This tastes really good.” The store manager murmured, “No wonder that store was such a hit.”
“Is our milk tea very different from this one?”
The colleague showed an incredible expression, "You can't even taste it? It's not even close." The colleague carefully glanced at the store manager next to her. Seeing that the store manager had no intention of objecting, she said, "This level of milk tea is ranked among the top three in this city, not to mention this street."
Lu Lixuan took another sip and said, "That is to say, if we make milk tea that tastes similar to this, Zeng Liang - uh, our customers will come back, right?"
"If we can make milk tea of this quality, customers will surely come back."
"Okay." Lu Lixuan nodded.
His eyes quickly scanned all the ingredients in the cup of milk tea in his hand, and in a flash he calculated the exact ratio of protein, fat, sugar, carbohydrates, etc. The formula of milk tea is basically the same. Then he used the existing materials in the store to process and make it. After a while, Lu Lixuan brought out two cups of milk tea and invited the store manager and his colleagues to taste it.
This is a drink made exactly according to the proportion of the milk tea ingredients in "New Glen's First Snow". Lv Lixuan looked at the store manager and colleagues confidently, waiting for their surprise. However, when the store manager and colleagues took a sip, their expressions were very dull.
The store manager said, “It’s pretty average.”
My colleague said, “It’s just ordinary.”
Lv Lixuan said: "I made it absolutely according to the ingredient ratio of that store, without any deviation."
"You're dreaming again." The colleague said, "It's just really ordinary. Can't you taste it?" She shrugged, "Yeah, your taste buds aren't very good."
Even if the ingredients are the same, the milk tea made according to the exact proportions still tastes very different from that store. There are many reasons for this, including the operation method, raw material processing, etc., which are factors that affect the flavor. This requires a mixer with a keen sense of taste to improve while tasting, which is undoubtedly a huge challenge for Lv Lixuan, who has a very rough sense of taste.
Lu Lixuan was not going to give up. That night, he used his newly earned salary to buy all the raw materials needed for various milk teas.
When he returned to his simple rental house carrying a lot of bags, he unexpectedly found that there was a new tenant next door.
The man was tall and slender, wearing sunglasses on his face. He stood at the door and looked back at Lu Lixuan who was going upstairs.
A second later, Lu Lixuan blurted out, "You are, Ren Anzhi!"
At the recent Fourth Middle School anniversary celebration, Lv Lixuan was accidentally involved in a chaos while delivering milk tea, and was turned into a solution by a mud monster. He had a brief conscious contact with Mr. Ren Anzhi. Although the time was not long, he was still impressed by him.
Ren Anzhi nodded to him slightly.
Lu Lixuan said: "You actually moved here."
"Just staying here for a few days to change my mood." Ren Anzhi replied calmly.
"Okay." Lu Lixuan took out the key and opened the door. After putting all the ingredients on the ground, he leaned out and shouted to Ren Anzhi who was still leaning against the door frame and looking at him silently, "Ren Anzhi, are you willing to be my milk tea taster?"
"Milk tea taster?" Ren Anzhi's expression was a little strange.
"I'm developing new products for our store. I can't tell whether they're good or bad. Can you help me taste them?"
After making an appointment with Ren Anzhi, Lu Lixuan took the raw materials and went to the kitchen. At this moment, he was full of energy.
In order to destroy humanity, to destroy the earth, and for Zeng Liangcai, he must defeat his competitors and make the best milk tea.
