Chapter 32 Han Zhou's Medical Diary
Yanjing.
"Is this the way to the Mailang Records Building?"
Han Zhou had this doubt as he looked at the increasing number of cars on the road and the level of congestion.
Today, An Lan's father, Mailang's vice chairman and president, and actual controller Liu Jianxi, came in person to pick up Han Zhou. There was not even a driver, but Liu Jianxi drove the car himself.
Liu Jianxi: "It's the way to Yanda Sixth Hospital."
Han Zhou: “…”
Having stayed in Yanjing for some time, Han Zhou certainly knew that Yanjing University Sixth Hospital specialized in treating mental illnesses.
Liu Jianxi: "Lanlan asked me to find a doctor for you. I found the most authoritative doctor in the country, Dr. Liu Jianhong, to see you..."
"Uncle, Liu Jianhong is your relative, right?" Han Zhou asked.
Liu Jianxi, who was driving, was silent: "..."
"It's just a coincidence, the names are similar, they are not relatives."
When they arrived at the hospital, Liu Jianxi asked Han Zhou to wait outside the department while he went to find someone.
Originally they came here to prepare for the finals, but An Lan had a mission today, to shoot a personal promotional video or something, so Liu Jianxi brought Han Zhou to see the doctor first.
Han Zhou had previously asked Wang Xiya to find a brain specialist to check him out. Wang Xiya felt that there was nothing wrong with Han Zhou and that his ability to get into a role in seconds was just a talent. Although there were not many such people in the entertainment industry, they did exist.
Besides, this is not a brain science issue.
An Lan thought that seeing a doctor wouldn't hurt, so she asked her father to help find a psychiatrist.
While waiting in the waiting area, Han Zhou had nothing to do.
I looked around out of boredom and saw a beautiful girl waving at me at the door of a ward.
Han Zhou looked around, made sure there was no one behind him, and pointed at himself: "Me?"
The pretty girl nodded: "Come here!"
Han Zhou was happy: I met a beautiful fan? She wanted an autograph? This is my first time!!!
So he got up and walked over.
Halfway through the walk, Han Zhou was stopped by someone: "Don't go, it's a scam!"
Han Zhou turned around and saw a boy in plain clothes. He was immediately confused: "Huh?"
The boy pulled Han Zhou to the side and said, "That's my cousin. She's a psychopath. If you go over there, she'll beat you up."
Han Zhou: “???”
Seeing Han Zhou's confusion, the boy wanted to share: "My cousin used to date a mentally challenged guy."
"Then we broke up and became stupid."
Han Zhou nodded: "Yeah, then what?"
Boy: "Then she was locked up at home, and she liked to stand at the window and wave at people outside, asking them to come in."
Han Zhou pointed in the direction of the pretty girl: "Just like that just now?"
The boy nodded vigorously: "Yes, that's right."
"At first, no one in the village paid any attention to her, until one day, a college student who had just returned to the village saw her waving and went over."
"Then what?"
"Then my cousin slapped him in the face, leaving it swollen."
Han Zhou: “…”
The boy said: "Then, that damn college student took the 100 yuan and walked around the village, saying that he had picked up 100 yuan for free."
"When someone asked him, he said it was given to him by the mentally ill girl at the east end of the village."
Han Zhou: “???”
There are bad people among the crowd!!!
The teenager said: "Then, people who knew about it would walk around outside their house. She waved and they would come over, and they would get beaten."
"As a result, the person who was beaten followed the example of the college student and also walked around the village with a hundred yuan..."
“Ahem…” Han Zhou suppressed his laughter: “Hmm, why did you come to Yanjing for a checkup?”
The boy said: "After everyone in the village was beaten, they all wanted to trick others into getting beaten. Every year during the holidays, people who didn't know about it would return to the village and get beaten."
"Last time, there was an old bachelor in the village who finally got married. But my cousin called his new wife over and gave her a beating. She was almost beaten away. The old bachelor then went to the village chief to make trouble."
"Later, the village chief gathered everyone together, scraped together some money, and each family contributed a little money, and then sent my sister to Yanjing for medical treatment."
"Don't go over there. If you get beaten, it will be in vain. The college student said that if a mentally ill person beats you, you can't fight back. If you fight back, you are breaking the law and you will just get beaten in vain."
Han Zhou smiled and said, "Little friend, do you know that I am also mentally ill?"
The boy turned around in just one thousandth of a second and then ran away.
With this turning speed, if he were sent to a sports school to play football, he would definitely be a world-class central defender!
I think he has a deep understanding of how serious a mental illness can be, and he must have been beaten many times by his cousin.
I guess when he was beaten, the boy thought it was because he went there in the wrong posture, so he didn’t get a hundred dollars but got a slap in the face. If he tried a few more times, he would know that the college student was not a good person →. →
After this incident, Han Zhou became nervous.
Are you kidding? This is the Sixth Hospital of Yanda University. There may be many abnormal humans within sight.
If you don't want to get beaten, you have to be more vigilant, right?
This girl looks pretty, but she is actually mentally ill and beats people.
What if someone has extreme violent tendencies? That's too dangerous!
After a while, Han Zhou felt someone patting his shoulder and he jumped up subconsciously: 凸(艹皿艹)~ I don’t cause trouble, trouble causes me!
What kind of mental illness has come to me? What should I do?
Scare him first!
"Hey!"
“Ahaha!!!”
"Take my palm"
Han Zhou jumped up with his arms and legs bared, turned in the air, and made an Emei boxing stance. When he landed on the ground and stood firmly, he saw Liu Jianxi and an old man in a white coat standing in front of him.
Liu Jianxi laughed awkwardly: "Director Liu, is there any need for further testing?"
Looking at Han Zhou, Director Liu thought: "...Come...Since we are all here, let's test it."
…
In the office, Han Zhou was sitting there and Liu Jianhong was sitting there preparing.
Liu Jianxi: "Can we tell whether someone is schizophrenic just by asking questions?"
Liu Jianhong's eyes were full of meaning: "Don't worry, there are internationally standardized questions that can test whether someone has schizophrenia."
"There is a difference between pretending to be schizophrenic and real schizophrenia, and you can tell the difference."
"Is this your young man? He cares so much about you."
Liu Jianxi was silent for a while before he spoke: "My daughter likes him. Although my daughter didn't say it, I can feel it, so..."
Liu Jianhong: "I understand. I will test it carefully."
Soon, Director Liu was ready and Liu Jianxi watched.
Han Zhou sat opposite Director Liu.
Director Liu took out an answer sheet and asked, "What does it say?"
"Elephant." If this is the wrong answer, then you are illiterate, not mentally ill.
"this?"
"train."
"apple."
"snake."
"stream."
Director Liu: "Thirty-one plus fifty-two equals?"
Han Zhou answered immediately: "Eighty-three."
Director Liu: "Seventy-five minus twenty-three equals?"
"fifty two!"
Director Liu: "Okay, I just showed you five cards. What do they say?"
"An elephant, a train, an apple, a snake, a stream."
Liu Jianxi: “How is it?”
Director Liu: "His memory is very good and his logical ability is fine, which means there is no brain disease. Sometimes normal people may not be able to remember all the cards."
"However, in the field of psychopathology, having a good memory and good logical ability does not mean that there is no mental illness. Some patients have much better memory than ordinary people, to the point that ordinary people envy them."
Han Zhou: "Yes! That's me!"
Director Liu looked at Han Zhou with a smile: "Before you came in, the electronic screen outside the door showed the names of some patients waiting to be diagnosed. Did you remember to invite them in?"
Han Zhou: "Zhao Tiezhu, Wang Xiaofen, Xie Ya, Zhou Mengmeng, Li Dabing, Zhao Qiangqiang, Abulabol Bokoskier..."
Liu Jianxi: “…”
Director Liu glanced at the list displayed on his computer and continued to smile: "Okay, now I want to ask you a few questions. You have to tell me what you really think . You can't hide anything."
“This is very important for judging the condition.”
Han Zhou nodded seriously.
Director Liu: "Please elaborate on the similarities between supercars and tornadoes."
"Tell me what you think."
"Normal people generally can't answer this kind of question, but schizophrenics and geniuses can easily answer it."
Han Zhou said seriously: "First of all, supercars and tornadoes are very loud when they are moving. They make a lot of noise."
"Then the motion of both consists simultaneously of rotational motion about a point and overall translation along a line."
"Both are movements driven by the flow of heat."
“When exercising, there is a logically fixed airflow around the periphery.”
“It’s very miserable for anyone they hit.”
Liu Jianxi: “Is this a problem or not?”
Director Liu: "Generally speaking, it is difficult for schizophrenia patients to make an objective evaluation of objective things, and their answers will be illogical."
"Han Zhou's answers are basically fine, except for the last one."
"But this alone does not confirm that he is schizophrenic. Instead, it is more like a genius with superb logical thinking ability."
Han Zhou was worried: "Any more questions?"
Director Liu: "Okay, second question, what do electric kettles and steamboats have in common?"
Han Zhou answered immediately: "They are all containers."
“The main body is made of metal.”
"They all make a 'woooo' sound."
“They can all be sold for money.”
Director Liu: “…”
“Question 3: What do shoes and pencils have in common?”
Han Zhou said seriously: "Shoes and pencils are both containers, but neither of them is a container."
"Both shoes and pencils use friction to do their job."
"Both shoes and pencils can make things dirty."
After saying that, Han Zhou looked at Director Liu seriously, his face full of anticipation.
Director Liu: "Well, it's preliminary, and we have a conclusion. You can take a rest first."
After saying that, Director Liu stood up and went to the side with Liu Jianxi.
Liu Jianxi: "What a brilliant brain! He came up with the answer in seconds, and when you think about it carefully, it's all correct!"
Director Liu Jianhong sighed: "The problem is that I thought of the answer in seconds."
"In fact, these three questions are a mental test similar to the Turing test. The test indicators are about logic and have nothing to do with thinking."
“It doesn’t mean that normal people can’t answer it, and it doesn’t mean that those who can answer it are geniuses or mentally ill.”
“The key is whether there is a thought process.”
"Using these questions to judge whether a patient is mentally ill, normal people will give their own answers after thinking, but they are almost always unreliable answers, while mentally ill people will answer in seconds, and geniuses may give very logical and correct answers after thinking."
Liu Jianxi: "But his answer is correct. Shouldn't a mentally ill person give an illogical answer?"
Director Liu: "His answer is correct, which shows that he is a genius."
"He gave the answer without thinking, which shows that he has mental problems."
“Geniuses and madmen are not contradictory. There are not many geniuses in mental hospitals, but there are also many.”
Liu Jianxi: "What you mean is..."
Director Liu: "His problem is not a physiological problem. If it were a physiological problem, it would be insurmountable and there would be no perfect and harmonious logic."
"He has a typical psychological mental illness, but it's not serious, just a tendency."
"However, this problem does not seem to be harmful to him or society. It just makes his behavior strange. My advice is not to treat it."
"Because once you start using drugs to suppress his thinking, it might have the opposite effect."
"To put it simply, he can be considered a super genius, or a genius whose brain circuits are different from those of ordinary people. Medically, he is considered a disease, but sociologically, he is considered a normal person."
Director Liu could not have imagined that the situation was actually the third one.
Because Han Zhou had seen these three questions in his previous life, he knew the answers and remembered the answers in his mind. The moment he heard the questions, his brain reacted and retrieved .
You can get the answer to the question without thinking.
The car is on the road, and we are really going to Mailang Music.
Han Zhou asked about his own situation.
Liu Jianxi: "Director Liu said that you have a genius brain, but your thinking is different from that of ordinary people. You don't need to take medicine or see a doctor."
Han Zhou: "Is this doctor really authoritative? Should we find another one?"
“I think there’s something wrong with me!”
Liu Jianxi: "How about sending you to a mental hospital for a few years?"
"I think... there's no need for this!" Han Zhou was refreshed: "I suddenly feel like I'm fine again!"
