Chapter 32

Everything is terrible! ! ! !

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If possible, Gojo Satoru would choose not to open his big eyes on this special day for the rest of his life.

"Jie————!!!"

It's a rare rest day, no overtime, no overwork, just sleep until you wake up naturally.

Originally, it should be like this.

However, Gojo Satoru's screams broke the tranquility above the Magic College, and also shattered Xia Youjie's dream of having a half-day of leisure.

【boom--! ! ! ]

[Boom——! ! ! 】

The door of the dormitory was split open by a strange and unclear figure like lightning, and then was forcefully closed in the blink of an eye - in a shaky state.

"Jie————!!!"

The strange figure flew forward, trying to force Xia Youjie to the tatami.

[Crack——Crack————]

Xia Youjie prides himself on his physical strength and reaction speed. He thought that he could easily avoid an attack of this level. However, he did not expect that the opponent broke through the limit and rolled away after him. before, tearing his sleeves to pieces ferociously.

My... pajamas...

Xia Youjie was confused, barefoot, with disheveled hair, and wearing pajamas with a section of sleeves broken off. He stood blankly on the edge of the tatami, watching quietly. Unknown creatures are going crazy in the territory that belongs to them.

Um.

From the sound of the voice, it seems to be that guy Satoru.

Xia Youjie yawned. At this moment, he did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

"Jie——!!!"

Gojo Satoru was extremely sad and angry, feeling that he had been let down by his good homie: "Can you please take a look at my current situation?! Can you open your eyes wide!!! It’s extremely urgent now!”

? ? ?

Xia Youjie felt that he was just standing still, but he was kicked by someone inexplicably, whether intentionally or unintentionally - if it was Gojo Satoru, it was probably intentional - are you okay? This guy?

Don’t I know how big my eyes are? !

Ah.

This size is what’s popular right now—your big-eyed cuteness is no longer popular!

With dissatisfaction in his heart, Xia Youjie finally lowered his head and looked at Gojo Satoru, who had been going crazy for no reason early in the morning - just one glance, and his pupils immediately shook.

! ! !

this--!

this--?

Is that human being?

Because the situation in front of him was so bizarre, Xia Youjie's first reaction was no longer: What is this guy doing, and what has he become like? But - this level of prank is beyond the scope of what humans can accomplish, right? !

Even the most famous magician in the world cannot do such a thing, right?

In front of Xia Youjie, he saw a humanoid Satoru Gojo with a long and twisted neck crawling darkly on the tatami.

"Enlightenment...?"

Xia Youjie, who had always been calm and composed, seemed to be trembling when he called the other party's name.

"Haha."

Gojo Satoru had a gloomy face, and gave his slow best friend a smile full of darkness - Gojo Satoru (had turned black)

"I should have known..."

Gojo Satoru shook his head, but because his neck was twisted like a The spring that had lost its elasticity accidentally hit the ceiling - it made a loud bang - it seemed to be a good start.

"I knew it a long time ago!!!"

"That woman has bad intentions——!!!"

Uh-huh.

right?

Faced with Gojo Satoru's accusation in this state, Xia Youjie opened his mouth and struggled a few times to defend Angelica, but he finally swallowed it down - mainly because, in this case, this should He himself didn't know how to justify it.

But...it may not be Angelica's fault, right?

Xia Youjie thought of that beautiful face that seemed to have a natural softness: How could such a gentle woman do such a prank?

Not only was it hard to imagine Angelica playing a prank, Xia Youjie even felt that Angelica looked like the kind-hearted type who wouldn't get angry no matter how she got pranked.

Before analyzing the situation, Xia Youjie had already preconceived the idea and characterized the matter as a [prank]

"Haha."

After seeing the hesitation on Xia Youjie's face, Gojo Satoru once again let out a "frozen" sneer: Xia! Oil! Jay! Are you still my good homie? ! You wouldn't become good homies with that woman behind my back, right?

You - how many good homies do you still have? !

"Let's go! I must reveal the true face of that bad woman to you!!!"

Gojo Satoru stood up suddenly. He originally wanted to wave his hand out of habit and lead his best friend to charge. But he "floated" his head on the ceiling and thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and with lightning speed, stretched out his neck and wrapped around Xia Youjie like a python.

"Hahahahaha————!!!" "It seems

——there are benefits to this appearance————!!!"

He pushed his head away: What a disgusting look... disgusting as never before... This guy Satoru finally unlocked the ultimate form that is even more disgusting than wearing women's clothes...

It makes people feel like there is no bright future.

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"Please...please..."

"Please don't kill me..."

"How much does your employer pay you? I'll pay double! No! I'll pay three times!!!"

Some nobody Passing by, in the alley where even the homeless people stopped, a fat middle-aged man was lying on the ground trembling, with tears streaming down his face.

"Three times?"

"Huh."

"You don't value your life too much."

Just in front of the man's trembling hands, the shadowed mountain peak stood coldly, unmoved.

"I'll pay ten times more!!!"

Yo.

Fuheishier squatted down with a smile: "Deal."

"But you also have to pay the reward for this order."

After all, it's 100 million, and you can't just fly away.

"Okay, okay, no problem at all!!!" The middle-aged man who was amnesty immediately took a few sharp breaths and fumbled in his pocket several times with one hand before finally finding the handkerchief and pitifully holding it Wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

Making money is really easy.

Fuheishier watched the unlucky guy stumble up, waited patiently for him to stand firm, and took him directly to the nearest bank to transfer money - this was the business he was running. As for how to run it and how good his reputation was, it was completely out of his control. Others come to point fingers.

The middle-aged man was shaking as he walked, complaining in his heart, but in the end he could only bite the bullet and cut himself off a piece of flesh with the kind care of the bank teller.

Life is really easy.

After walking out of the bank, Fuheishier whistled in a good mood and looked up at the sun: It's still early, let's find a barbecue restaurant and have a big meal!

good!

The dazzling sunlight made him couldn't help but raise his arm to cover it, but the accident happened at that moment -

Fuheishier watched his arm twist into shape out of thin air like soft dough. A big piece of twist.

It's really a familiar scene.

hehe.

Fushikiji moved his body twice and took a taxi without hesitation. The destination was Mihua Town.

.

"Conan?"

"Conan, why aren't you coming out yet?"

"You haven't washed up yet, okay?"

"Are we leaving?"

Outside the bathroom, Mao Lilan was confused and worried. She knocked on the door three times.

"Xiaolan, Sister Xiaolan, I'm fine——!"

"It's just that my stomach feels a little uncomfortable..."

Edogawa Conan stood in the bathroom, closed the shower curtain and blocked his body——or Saying that, Kudo Shinichi was really in a hurry: "It seems that I can't go out with you today... Just go out and play with your uncle..."

"What? Do you have diarrhea?"

"How can this be okay ? "If you're not feeling well, I can't leave you alone at home, right?"

"I have antidiarrheal medicine at home, I'll get it for you right away!"

[Dong dong dong——]

Mao Lilan's footsteps became more and more nervous. It was not until the sound of coming downstairs was heard that Kudo Shinichi, whose heart almost exploded with fear, poked his head out from behind the shower curtain.

Uncle's clothes...ah...I really don't want to wear them...they all smell like alcohol...

but...if I don't wear uncle's clothes...I can't even wear the elementary school uniform...I can't run around naked. Get out?

Not only would Xiaolan be arrested on the spot and beaten into the sky, but she would also violate public security regulations by running naked in public... I don't want to be severely criticized by the police at such a young age...

Okay, I've decided Got it!

Kudo Shinyi listened, and roughly determined Maorilan's current location and expected reactions and actions. Without stopping, he held his breath and put Maori Kogoro's clothes on randomly.

Then.

Like an arrow from a string, he completed a series of actions including opening the door - going downstairs - escaping - and running wildly in five seconds.

In order to prevent Mao Lilan from discovering something was wrong, he had to call her while adjusting the bow tie voice changer and tell her:

"Sister Xiaolan - Dr. A Li said that he has a way to deal with diarrhea!"

Huhu -

no! Regulate my breathing! Don't let Xiaolan notice anything strange!

Huhu -

"Sister Xiaolan - so I will try to go to Dr. Ali's house first! He will take good care of me!"

Huhu -

it's terrible... What the hell am I talking about...?

While Kudo Shinichi ran wildly on the shortcut to his home, he scorned his own inability: This is simply the most illogical thing I have ever said in my life!

It's all that woman's fault! ! !

It’s a shame that I changed my opinion of her for five minutes before! ! !

hateful--! It’s really abominable——!

I will definitely expose your evil true face——Angelica——! ! !

Kudo Shinichi challenged his physical ability like this for the first time. When he arrived at his destination, he was simply out of breath - he felt that the smell of blood was already in his throat.

"Ah."

When he looked up, he found the culprit standing at the door, blinking innocently!