Chapter 31 Payday Routine
The payday for the Immigrant Household Registration Bureau is set on the 3rd of every month.
Lu Ren’s salary was directly deposited into his bank card, which was opened with the help of the company. The name of the bank is Tianlu Bank.
This bank is a bit strange. Lu Ren did not find any relevant information on the Internet, and he did not need an ID card to open an account. When he joined the company, Yu Shi directly drew a drop of his blood and said that he could use it to open an account, and it would definitely not be stolen. Lu Ren wanted to refuse, and he wanted to say that he had his own bank card. But Yu Shi said that the bank cards of the entire investigation bureau were all from that bank, and it was too troublesome to change the bank for him alone, and the interest rate of Tianlu Bank would be a little higher.
When Lu Ren heard the high interest rate, he agreed to open an account on the spot.
At that time, Master Yu asked Lu Ren how he wanted to settle his salary. Lu Ren thought he was talking about the currency, so he answered seriously that he wanted RMB.
"It's quite strange." Lu Ren remembered that Master Yu was muttering to himself as he wrote it down.
Lu Ren was quite puzzled. Does the company have so many foreign friends?
Later, Lu Ren discovered that RMB settlement was really a very rare thing, because his colleagues would ask for all kinds of rare treasures as their salary.
Every payday, there would be a lot of strange express deliveries coming out of nowhere. Lu Ren never figured out where they came from.
But finally there was a 3rd, Lu Ren got up early, thinking that he could go to work early if he had nothing to do. In summer, if he finished the work first, he could rest early in the afternoon when it was hottest. Coincidentally, he encountered Tianlu Bank delivering goods.
That was the first time Lu Ren saw a courier, and he was really scared.
The courier was a girl with long, colorful hair. Few people could dye their hair in such a full color spectrum. Her long, colorful hair was casually scattered behind her head. She was chewing gum and blowing big bubbles from time to time. She was wearing a one-piece, light work suit. Her center of gravity was on the left side of her body. The collar of the one-piece suit was open, and one side slid down to her shoulder. She was wearing a white sports vest inside.
It was unclear whether the courier brought a speaker with him or her copycat phone was really powerful, but Lu Ren could hear the sad dance music she was playing from a distance.
She looks like a bad Shamatte high school student.
The courier was holding a binder with several pages of paper in it. She was checking the list carefully with the document in one hand and a branch-shaped pen in the other. After a while, she finished checking and knocked loudly on the iron door of the employee passage.
"Open the door! Tianlu Bank!"
Lu Ren felt that she didn't seem to be here to deliver a package, but rather to crack down on pornography and illegal publications.
There were hurried footsteps behind Lu Ren. It was Jun Fang.
Junfang walked straight towards the courier and greeted her enthusiastically: "Zou Wu! Long time no see!"
Zou Wu didn't seem to appreciate it. She glared at Jun Fang with a sour face, blowing bubbles in her mouth: "Stupid! Didn't I tell you to wait for me at the door every 3rd? Where have you been now?"
Junfang apologized aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, Zouwu, I was watering Xiaobai this morning. The sun was too strong these two days, and Xiaobai didn't have much energy, so I moved it into my coffin, which delayed my coming to see you."
Xiaobai is the mushroom that Junfang raised before. Lu Ren feels that Junfang is unexpectedly devoted to growing mushrooms.
Zou Wu seemed to accept the apology. She snorted and didn't dwell on the topic, but still said unhappily, "And how many times have I told you, don't call me Zou Wu, call me Marilyn."
Lu Ren didn't understand why a Chinese monster would be called Marilyn, but he heard Jun Fang happily respond, "Okay Zou Wu, no problem Zou Wu."
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At this time, Jun Fang finally seemed to notice Lu Ren standing at the entrance of the employee passage: "Aren, good morning! You came so early today."
"Good morning, Junfang, is this your friend?"
Junfang chuckled, "Yes, her name is Marilyn, she's a delivery girl for Tianlu Bank, and she's here to pay the salaries."
Marilyn, who seemed to have a bad temper, did not refute Junfang's words. She said to Junfang, "Get out of the way, you idiot. Don't interfere with my work."
After hearing this, Jun Fang quickly took Lu Ren to one side and said, "Ah Ren, Zou Wu has a bad temper. Let's stand away from her. We must not make her angry. Otherwise, it will hurt a lot if we get beaten."
Upon hearing this, Lu Ren nodded in understanding.
Speaking of which, Lu Ren had also seen the express deliveries on payday, piled up like a small mountain. But now Marilyn was the only one who came, and the only things she brought with her were a binder and a pen, and she didn't even drive a delivery truck. Lu Ren secretly wondered where she put the express deliveries.
Soon the mystery was solved. Marilyn exerted her strength secretly, and then her body changed. Colorful hair like hair grew on her face, two small ears grew on her head, and the long hair turned into a tail.
She turned into a colorful tiger in front of Lu Ren, just like a black-hearted zoo that gave a Siberian tiger a hair treatment to attract tourists. The only difference from an ordinary tiger was that she had a furry tail like a Persian cat, which was particularly long, even longer than the tiger's body.
This is the true form of Zouwu. Legend has it that this mythical beast can travel a thousand miles a day.
But Lu Ren still didn't see any extra pockets on Marilyn's body after the transformation. Just as he was wondering, he saw the big tiger in front of him began to vomit. Just like a cat vomiting a ball of hair, Zou Wu vomited a bunch of express deliveries.
Lu Ren finally understood why the deliverymen came so early every payday. No wonder she had never been met by an ordinary employee like him. Lu Ren was just glad that the settlement method he proposed was RMB, which only required transfer and no physical goods.
After Zou Wu vomited out the cargo, she instantly turned back into a girl. She wiped the corners of her mouth, and two red clouds flew up on her cheeks. She said in a bad tone: "Don't get me wrong, there is a mustard seed space in my stomach, this is not vomit!"
Lu Ren thought to himself: Although, I didn’t say anything.
Not only was the way the Bureau paid salaries weird, but the salaries of Lu Ren's colleagues were also weird. Lu Ren swore that he would occasionally see one or two couriers jumping and running away.
For example, Junfang’s original salary was settled with the meat of unknown monsters, but recently for Xiaobai, he changed it to mushroom maintenance kits and advanced nutrient solution.
Lu Qingzhou had the bird feather care package. His phoenix seemed to have lost some weight recently and was in a better mood. Lu Ren could even hear the phoenix singing occasionally when he was eating in the cafeteria.
Of course, not everyone is willing to disclose their salary information, such as Yu Shi.
It seems that Master Yu has an all-purpose drawer. No matter what he gets, he can always see him stuffing it into his drawer. Lu Ren never saw him open the package, but only saw him stuff the package box into his drawer.
As an aside , after failing to raise a pet, Yu Shi started raising a human head fruit in his drawer after Lu Ren brought it back. He seemed very satisfied with it and named the human head fruit Baby No. 2.
Baby No. 2 doesn't need to eat or be accompanied, and most importantly, he won't die. Except for the fact that when I open the drawer every day, I can hear Baby No. 2 cursing that doesn't match his baby title, there are no problems.
But its swear words were so disruptive that Lu Ren had more than once tactfully asked Master Yu whether he needed to correct the attitude of the Human Head Fruit.
But the Rain Master said, "Doesn't this just prove that Baby No. 2 is full of energy?"
In short, the days are noisy and the rest of life is long.
