Chapter 304 Opening
In order to save the world and No. 4 Middle School, you must wear women's clothes and go on stage.
After hearing such nonsense spoken seriously by Mr. Cat, Xiao Zhen instantly had the urge to jump up and beat him up.
Faced with this outrageous conclusion, he angrily said: "You are talking nonsense!"
"No, it is the superposition and collapse of the wave function that determines that you must wear women's clothes."
"What a bullshit excuse!"
"In short, you have to attract everyone's attention. The property of this space is between 0 and 1. Once the audience notices something unusual around them, we will all slide into this world line." Mr. Cat looked up at the sky. "Obviously, the current Supervisor Eyes are unable to protect the people here. Once the existence of No. 4 Middle School in this destroyed world is confirmed by everyone, crossing the world line will become an established reality, and we will really be unable to leave."
“…”
"Yan Zhen!!" Liu Xingquan ran over, "Oh no!!"
"What?" Could it be that he had discovered the strange phenomenon of world destruction around him? Xiao Zhen thought to herself that this was not good.
Liu Xingquan shouted: "Oh no! Teacher Xiao Yuan has turned into a pile of crabs!"
Xiao Zhen glanced at him, then turned to Mr. Cat and said, "Is there no other way?"
"Your parents and sister are still here." Mr. Cat said, "You probably don't want to drag them into the danger of the destruction of this world line."
“…”
Having said that, it seems that this is all we can do.
Liu Xingquan, who had just arrived and didn't understand the situation, was shocked when he heard this: "What? Is the world going to be destroyed?"
"Yes, in order to save the world, you and Xiaozhen please perform well. If the performance is successful, everyone can be saved." Mr. Cat winked at Liu Xingquan.
"Ah?" Liu Xingquan's expression became a little dazed. To him, Mr. Cat's words at this moment were probably comparable to an incomprehensible mathematical conjecture. After a brief blank in his consciousness, he subconsciously said, "That is to say, if our performance is successful, Teacher Xiao Yuan can change back from a crab, right?"
Whether the answer is to change it back or not, it seems a bit problematic, but now doesn't seem to be a good time to explain.
Heracles' attendant, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke up: "Our Highness Raymond has expressed his willingness to help you resolve this crisis. He will extend his sacred consecration to three hours. The minds of all the audience present will be baptized by holiness."
"#?%@#$…#￥." Duke Jill said viciously. Liu Xingquan found that the Galaxy Communication chip in his brain did not translate the meaning of this sentence, but it quickly listed the approximate meaning: the residue of shit stuck on body hair.
Fortunately, the Heracles apparently failed to understand Duke Gil's words, which were enough to cause a diplomatic crisis.
Duke Gil said to Xiao Zhen, "You can go get ready." Then he turned around and stared at the stage with an angry look, "As for the person on the stage, it's over now."
"But this prince has no self-awareness," Mr. Cat said. "If the Herak people become enemies with us, it will be a bit troublesome."
"I want to join in your show," said Duke Gil.
"oh?"
"You should know that I am the true director of the Thousand Nights Troupe and the owner of the Crystal Bones Theater. In the long years before I inherited the Royal Crown, I led the troupe to tour all over the galaxy. I am well versed in the art of drama." Duke Jill smiled slightly, "This kind of simple stage performance is just a piece of cake for me."
After finishing his words, he strode towards the stage.
Captain Ban looked at his back and said, "What does he want to do?"
"Maybe he wants to let the frog prince see real stage art." said Mr. Cat.
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Brother Xiaosheng was completely immersed in his own singing. He felt that this was his best performance ever. When he sang to the exciting part, he almost couldn't hold back his tears. At this time, he saw an audience member suddenly stride onto the stage. This audience member seemed to be the leader sitting in the VIP seat in front.
Hmm? Could it be that he came on stage to shake my hand because I sang so well?
Before Xiaosheng could react, the man came up and punched him in the face.
Brother Xiaosheng fell directly to the ground.
The terrible noise, like a nuclear explosion, stopped.
After two seconds of silence, the audience applauded collectively, and the applause was thunderous.
Captain Ban said: "Oh wow, this duke actually did what everyone here wanted to do."
Amid the raucous applause, this gratifying move shocked Hercules' followers beyond measure. He said angrily: "You interrupted the prince's sacred chanting, which is trampling on the sincere goodwill of our Hercules..."
"Don't get excited." Mr. Cat said, "Duke Xilin obviously has his own ideas."
On the stage, the frog jumped to the side of the unconscious Xiaosheng.
It puffed up its cheeks and expressed its dissatisfaction to Duke Jill with high-frequency sound waves.
The Duke began catching frogs on stage.
A figure suddenly jumped onto the stage. He was petite, had fluffy brown hair, and looked cute. He was Zeng Liangcai, a local bodyguard hired by Prince Heracles and a member of the alien fighting race Dasline.
Zeng Liangcai jumped in front of the frog and used his body to block Duke Gil.
In a moment, Zeng Liangcai started fighting with Duke Gil.
The audience was stunned to see the real fight suddenly started in front of them. This scene looked like a special effects shot in the Huang Feihong series or a science fiction blockbuster. Duke Jill punched Zeng Liangcai, and Zeng Liangcai raised his arm to block, but was directly knocked into the air by the powerful impact. The audience stared at the cute girl Zeng Liangcai rolling in the air at least six or seven meters, and then adjusted his posture at an incredible angle in the air. He easily stepped on the stage background, then turned around and landed steadily on the ground.
Zeng Liangcai's moves clearly violated Newton's laws of physics. To be more precise, they were the cool stunts that only flying heroes in martial arts dramas could perform while hanging on wires. After a brief shock, the audience burst into warm applause and cheers again.
Secretary Xie whispered to Principal Wu: "Do we have this program?"
Principal Wu said calmly, "It is a reserved program for guests."
"I see." Secretary Xie knew that Duke Gil was a well-known scholar invited from overseas, and he never expected that he could show off his skills in such an occasion. Although it was a bit strange, since it was arranged by Principal Wu, Secretary Xie decided to remain calm and continue watching. Because the fight in front of him was too amazing, he couldn't help but start looking for the invisible wire in the air.
On the stage, the martial arts fight between Duke Gil and Zeng Liangcai was still going on. Amid the dazzling action, Duke Gil was having an unfriendly diplomatic communication with the frog, Prince Raymond, through communication tools.
Prince Raymond said angrily: "You interrupted my chanting, which was originally a blessing dedicated to the local wise men. You have defiled the supreme etiquette of Heracles!"
"This is my territory." Duke Jill dodged Zeng Liangcai's flying kick. "I hope you can pay attention. This venue has been dragged into another space. A group of Xinlat biological killers are around."
"I noticed. So my chanting should not be stopped. I can unify the cognition of the wise men present. I can save them!"
"Shut up." Duke Jill attacked Zeng Liangcai with his backhand like lightning. "The fragile bodies of the local Homo sapiens simply cannot withstand your long-term high-frequency sound wave vibrations. If you continue chanting for another half an hour, the brains of all the Homo sapiens here will suffer irreversible physical damage. Is this the result you want? Now there is only one way to return to the original world line safely."
"..." Prince Raymond was silent for a few seconds, then asked, "What can you do ?"
"That is, as the Eye of Overseer said, we will improvise a good show for the group of wise men below."
"A good show?"
"Attract their attention and make them think that the school celebration will be held as usual. The Eye of Supervision will take the opportunity to pull the space back." Duke Jill jumped out of the battle circle. "I have fought with your warriors according to Heracles' negotiation etiquette. This shows you enough respect. Now it's time for you to give your response."
"I understand what you mean." Frog replied in the communicator, "Okay, but I have a request for this performance."
"What?"
“I’m the protagonist.”
"Can."
Amid the murmurs and excitement of the crowd, Duke Gil turned gracefully to face the audience. This short movement attracted the attention of everyone present. He said in a loud voice: "I have kept you waiting for a long time. The warm-up is over and the real show is about to begin. There are conspiracies, deaths, court struggles, as well as love and justice. Please pay close attention and listen attentively - this is an immortal poem that will fascinate people."
His voice was extremely pleasant, loud and charming. At this moment, the cold and majestic Lord of Loya disappeared, replaced by an artist whose every move was extremely charming. The audience cheered and applauded.
Secretary Xie said: "I see, this is indeed your arrangement, Principal."
Principal Wu silently glanced at the program list. The next program was "Snow White". Well, it didn't sound like there was anything wrong with it, he thought.
On the other side of the stage.
Captain Madara said, "I remember that many of the Xilin nobles are artists who claim to be elegant and obsessed with theatrical performances, and there are countless theater troupes invested by Xilin people. To be honest, it does look very impressive, but I have a question."
Mr. Cat said, "What?"
"Does he know what our Xiao Zhen is going to perform later?"
"It doesn't matter whether he knows or not, as long as we can attract the audience's attention." Mr. Cat's tone was a little happy, "This Duke Gil's Thousand Nights Theater is the most prestigious legendary theater in the galaxy."
"Ah." Captain Madara was stunned. "Could it be that he can now ..."
"This is Lord Loya, the owner of the Crystal Bone Theater. There is nothing he can't do when it comes to drama."
Duke Gil on the stage bowed slightly, and then raised his hand.
The curtain was drawn.
A performance beyond imagination begins immediately.
The audience covered their eyes due to the sudden penetration of silver light, and then they found that the background wall of the stage seemed to have turned into a starry sky. In the blink of an eye, crystal columns suddenly stood up around them, and they felt like they were in a classical amphitheater.
At the other end of the stage, a band appeared. They all wore blue long gowns, and the stars danced on their fingertips, emitting dazzling brilliance. The instruments in their hands were long metal pipes similar to flutes, some were similar to orchestras but with complicated keyboards, and some were string instruments like violins. No matter how different the instruments were, when the instruments sounded, the moving melody was like the gentle flow of a stream, or like the noisy singing of hundreds of birds. They would use their fingers and breath to play this mathematical melody.
Look, they are members of the Galactic Legend Troupe, they are alien musicians from the vast sea of stars.
The notes flowed and echoed in the air, and the complex and exquisite melody depicted the colors of roses. People concentrated their minds and listened to this wonderful music coming from the other side of the Milky Way.
This was a dream show before people's eyes, but it also attracted the attention of the Sinlat biological killers. The Fourth Middle School here was just a flickering virtual image to them, but the uncertain light still attracted hunters. A biological killer spread its wings and flew over the Fourth Middle School, spewing acid downwards.
If the crowd observes this creature, the probability of space sliding into this world line will become 1, and the acid will turn into a definite reality, corroding and dissolving the people in front of the stage as they scream.
As the deadly corrosive acid splashed across the sky, a thief took action.
The corrosive liquid splashed in the sky, and Yin Ran activated her original escape plan - the optical holographic filter. The corrosive liquid in the sky instantly turned into a sky full of light, like a gorgeous meteor flashing in the heavy rain.
"Look, what beautiful fireworks!" a student shouted happily.
Yes, this is just part of the school anniversary performance.
She had to make them believe that she was still there and that nothing unusual had happened around her. Yin Ran thought that this was her own fault, and she had no choice but to do her best to remedy the situation.
In the sky full of brilliant star rain and dreamy music, Duke Gil said in a clear and charming voice: "Now, it's finally time to start the show. Everything has a lifespan, but only stories last forever in time. Come, come and witness this legend in distant time with me. A long, long time ago, there was a princess..."
As Duke Gil narrated, a figure walked onto the stage. She had long curly hair as black as ebony, her skin was as white as snow, and she wore an extremely delicate princess dress. The slightly swaying hem of her dress was like a blooming flower bud. The flickering light of the sky shone on her face, as if covered with a veil.
"She," Xiaozhen pulled down her skirt helplessly, showing a sense of restraint as if she was forced to go on stage. The whole audience burst into applause.
Thus, in this dangerous situation surrounded by ferocious beasts and under this dreamy starlight, the play officially began.
