Chapter 30: Sea of Questions Strategy
The scene was in chaos for a while. After everyone was shocked by what they had discovered, they also wanted to be shocked by what others had discovered. Even "Wu Tianyu" couldn't help but roll his eyes: "How can you accomplish anything when you are so disunited?"
And form a team to catch him?
"..."Everyone was speechless, feeling like they were being mocked.
But Duan Yang was indeed a professional. He recovered first and suddenly attacked from behind, shouting, "The evil will dissipate, and the Dao Qi will remain forever!"
But this instead gave the opponent a chance. "Wu Tianyu" performed a movement that ordinary people could hardly imagine. He leaped up and flipped his whole slender body, flipped nimbly in the air, and then climbed onto the corner of the wall with his limbs on the ground, his tongue moving around and making a few soft sounds.
"Mr. Hui is leaving!" He said, and then he used all four limbs to flip out of the window!
This action frightened Mother Wu so much that her heart started beating wildly and her eyes rolled back.
"It's okay, it's okay, we have people lying in ambush below!" Tan Xiao said quickly.
"Jump, jump..." Mother Wu was supported by Maomao. She couldn't breathe, but what she wanted to say was, who cares about an ambush or not, this is the top floor!
"He won't die from the fall! He is not considered a human being now." Duan Yang also rushed to the window and saw that "Wu Tianyu" was indeed climbing down the pipe with extremely agile movements.
"You go in and wait, don't come out again." Tan Xiao pushed Wu's mother and Maomao into the door without saying anything. Before closing the door, he said to Maomao, who had a troubled face, "I'm sorry, I'm not a liar." Then he quickly closed the door.
Maomao: “…”
Tan Xiao slammed the door and shouted, "Ah Jin!"
When "Wu Tianyu" was climbing through a certain floor, a pair of hands dressed in doll costumes reached out, trying to drag "Wu Tianyu" into the illusion!
Wu Tianyu slammed on the brakes and dodged again. He then pulled Ah Jin out with his backhand and pressed him against the windowsill. He approached the doll costume headgear and sniffed a few times, saying with disdain, "Do you know what I'm going to say? You petty bastard?"
Ah Jin said in shame and anger: "Who are you calling a little goblin?"
“Wu Tianyu”: “…………”
He almost slapped A Jin's frog head off with a slap and roared, "It's a petty goblin! What a little goblin!" He threw A Jin away in disgust. A Jin took a few steps back and sat on the ground, covering his chest.
Ah Jin was furious. Young Master Jin's illusions were his specialty and had caused a lot of trouble for Office 404. The Gray Fairy first called him a goblin (although he misheard), then humiliated him, angrily saying, "Don't cheat, let's have a fight."
Wu Tianyu is indeed a Gray Immortal, he talks a lot, and said disdainfully: "You are also a non-human, actually working as a lackey for the court, Gray Master despises you."
——In fact, what he said was complete nonsense. There were also family immortals who worked in the imperial palace, but they were from the Hu family, so it was not his turn.
Ah Jin didn't know that much, and before he could retort, an impatient voice came from somewhere on this floor: "Shut up! Whose kids don't want to play house on our floor? Go down and play!"
A Jin & Wu Tianyu: "..."
"Wu Tianyu" was silent for a moment, then actually turned around, but he jumped to the side, as if he was trying to find another way out.
Duan Yang cursed and said anxiously, "What should I do?"
"It's okay. I can just ask the gods to descend to the altar." Tan Xiao remembered some spells that he had specially learned in advance. "I'll try the spell again."
Duan Yang looked at him, feeling a little speechless. You have to set up an altar to invite the gods to descend. Although Tan Xiao is good at fighting, he doesn't know much about fighting. When the battle is so intense, you want to invite the gods. How can it be effective in a short time? Wizards have a lot of rituals to set up altars.
With the Gray Fairy's cunningness, why would he wait for you to cast your skill?
Tan Xiao has already aimed at "Wu Tianyu", "First, cut off the Heavenly Plague Road, second, cut off the Earthly Plague Gate, third, cut off the path for humans, fourth, cut off the path for ghosts... step on the Heavenly and Earthly Net without mercy!"
Tan Xiao recited five spells in one breath - he had prepared for them, but had not practiced them, and did not know how effective they would be, so he simply recited them all at once.
This trick was also what Tan Xiao learned in school, it is called the "sea of questions tactic".
Wu Tianyu screamed miserably, and his hands and feet could barely hold on to the water pipe. Tan Xiao's curse was so dense that he certainly couldn't find a way out for a while, so he jumped up, hung on the edge of the roof and climbed up.
Tan Xiao and Duan Yang immediately ran up the stairs. Wu Tianyu's house was on the top floor, so they ran to the top floor in a few steps. There were no neighbors up there. Wu's mother had planted a lot of flowers and plants there, and there was also a sun room.
"Wu Tianyu" stood on the edge of the rooftop, looking at Tan Xiao with hatred: "Mr. Hui wants this kid to be the Curtain-Lifting Fairy, it's his blessing, it's fine if you don't agree, but you are so vicious."
After a series of attacks left him unable to defend himself, he finally understood what it meant to defeat skill with one force.
The so-called Lifting Curtain Fairy refers to Wu Tianyu who originally had no family inheritance, but was found halfway. After hearing this, Tan Xiao roughly guessed what it meant, and couldn't help but secretly took out his mobile phone to write down this new knowledge point.
Duan Yang's face was full of question marks.
Tan Xiao cast a curse as many as a set of papers, took notes and walked forward, saying, "Stop talking nonsense, just surrender."
Wu Tianyu's lips moved. He was still calculating. He would not admit defeat until he reached a dead end. He even hummed a few times and said, "Guess where I'm going to run next?"
Tan Xiao and Duan Yang remained silent.
This is obviously a psychological tactic of the Gray Fairy. If there was still a way for him to go up, why would he climb up?
Duan Yang took out the broken hemp rope, and together with Tan Xiao, they attacked from both sides. Bu Suan was not omnipotent. "Wu Tianyu" was facing the enemy in front and the platform behind. He was really helpless and was pressed on the rooftop, cursing: "Don't let Mr. Hui get a chance..."
Duan Yang successfully trapped Wu Tianyu's hands, but the other party didn't struggle much. It seemed that Huixian was also a little discouraged.
Duan Yang tied him up, lifted his hands, and carefully searched. There were indeed two large lumps under his armpits. He held down "Wu Tianyu" and said to Tan Xiao, "When an animal spirit possesses a person, there will be a bulge where the qi flows. This is where his essence is. If you do this, his qi will dissipate and you can break his magic."
Tan Xiao nodded and looked at Huixian's face, which was dark and unclear under the daylight.
He clasped his hands together, stepped forward, raised his left hand, and used the Small Golden Knife Technique to cut the Qi.
At the same time, "Wu Tianyu" twisted his body strangely and pulled his arm out of the hemp rope. He rolled backwards and hung on the edge of the roof, and grabbed Tan Xiao's outstretched left hand and pulled it suddenly!
"Wu Tianyu" grinned at Tan Xiao. Who could say that he had no chance of escaping?
"Tan Xiao!!" Duan Yang screamed in horror, but it was too late. Tan Xiao was pulled off the roof by "Wu Tianyu".
Tan Xiao was suddenly pulled down and before he could make a sound, all he could hear was "Wu Tianyu's" smug laugh.
At the moment of passing by, "Wu Tianyu" also saw Tan Xiao's other hand, which seemed to be still pinching a seal, a completely different seal. He had a faint question in his mind, what kind of seal is this? He was pinching it even when he was about to die.
The next moment, Tan Xiao, who was pushed down the stairs by him, was hugged by a figure and slowly rose from below.
The visitor had long hair decorated with feathers and wore a blue stone robe embroidered with auspicious cloud patterns. He caught Tan Xiao with one hand and placed him on the edge of the rooftop. He glanced at "Wu Tianyu" with his phoenix eyes coldly.
——Tan Xiaonie’s other secret is the Crane Secret to invite gods to come.
Summon the peacock to come!
The Gray Fairy trembled all over, and felt that his soul was trembling.
Because Tan Xiao was placed on the rooftop, Kong Xuan was taller than Tan Xiao. He remembered that he was still angry, so he looked down at him and asked, "What are you doing?"
The originally arrogant figure, but the impatience hinted in these words, actually added vitality to him.
Tan Xiao slowly opened his eyes. At the moment he fell from the building, he closed his eyes and before he could feel uneasy, he felt a familiar touch enveloping him. This was the first time that Tan Xiao, as a real wizard, had placed such trust in his master god. It was truly amazing.
The Peacock God is also extremely reliable, and he fully demonstrates the symbiosis between gods and witches.
The hand that embraced Tan Xiao was cold, but Tan Xiao felt at ease, as if they were one. He put one foot on the edge of the rooftop and did not answer for the time being. Instead, he looked at "Wu Tianyu" and asked back: "Now calculate again, how are you going to escape?"
In an instant, "Wu Tianyu" broke out in a cold sweat!
He did not recognize this existence that frightened him at the sight of it, and just subconsciously calculated it in his mind.
A few seconds later, he collapsed to the ground. No matter where he was, there was no hope for his survival!
He couldn't have predicted it before this great god appeared.
After he appears, it’s useless for him to calculate!
At this moment, "Wu Tianyu" and Duan Yang's moods even converged: How could you summon such a great being without even chanting a spell? Why didn't you tell me earlier about this relationship?
——In fact, Wu Tianyu and Kong Xuan had even met, but the Gray Fairy was too clever for his own good and avoided the wizard and Kong Xuan at the same time.
Gray Fairy changed his movements and knelt exhaustedly on the edge of the rooftop facing Tan Xiao. He was flexible and had previously despised Ah Jin for "surrendering to the court", but now he pleaded, "Master Chu Wu, we are in a society ruled by law, you should hand me over to the relevant departments. My crime does not deserve death!"
...He felt that the great god wanted to kill him!
Chu Wu is the spokesperson of this great god, or in other words, it is the wizard who invites ghosts and gods to do things. The final decision is in the hands of the wizard, so he knelt directly in front of Tan Xiao. It was not because he was ignorant, but because he was too sensible.
But he acted too obscenely, crawling on his knees a few steps before trying to hug Tan Xiao's legs.
"What are you doing!" Tan Xiao was so disgusted that he hit him on the head several times, but he refused to let go, as if he was grabbing his life-saving straw. He kept muttering about how difficult it was for the Gray Immortal to practice, and how he grew up by stealing food and drink while being despised and bullied by others.
"It's not easy for us to be at the bottom of the list! Our peers all look down on us!" He burst into tears, and thought of his own miserable ups and downs in the stock market. If he hadn't suffered a Waterloo, how could he have sneaked through and ended up like this.
Seeing him crying so sadly, even the great God would have to have some sympathy for him.
Kong Xuan squinted his eyes and saw the other person looking up and crying. He suddenly recognized that this face seemed to be the one who touched Tan Xiao in school. Not only did he not feel sympathy, he slapped him without thinking: "It's you."
Still touching.
The gray fairy's head was almost pulled off, and a white mouse was directly beaten out of its true form. Animal immortals who have cultivated to a certain level can gather into form and disperse into gas. When it appeared, the real Wu Tianyu fainted on the ground, and the huge white mouse vomited blood mixed with fragments of internal organs.
At this point, Gray Fairy still hadn't figured it out: What does that mean? It's me? What's wrong with me?
Before Huixian could figure it out, Kong Xuan smelled the smell of steamed buns on him again. Tan Xiao had steamed some of these buns for him before he left. Was this dead rat worthy of eating the rest?
Kong Xuan summoned the five-colored divine light and looked at him dangerously...
The Gray Immortal died unjustly, and he still didn't know why this great god knew him, and even spoke to him in a hateful tone. But when he saw the Peacock emitting the five-colored divine light, his pupils trembled, and he finally knew who this was.
Yuan Feng’s son, Peacock!
Didn't he say that he was worthy of the Peacock God to use the Five Colors Divine Light?!
Gray Fairy's pupils dilated, his face twisted but with a hint of relief, "I once divined for myself that I would end up in someone else's belly, but I never expected that I would be eaten by the Peacock God. My life... has not been in vain!"
It is said that even gods can swallow the two sons of Yuan Feng. If he could really die at the hands of Peacock, he would actually feel a little excited about leaving his name in history. This excitement mixed with fear made him tremble all over.
Kong Xuan: “…”
He looked at the rat spirit with disdain. Who would want to eat this thing?
Duan Yang said in a daze: "Uh... this..."
According to the rules, it is not easy to carry out lynching. They are arresting the gray fairy on behalf of the official.
Duan Yang wanted to dissuade him subconsciously, but the spirit-calling ritual that Tan Xiao had shortened to a single step with a hand gesture was too shocking to him. After Kong Xuan appeared, he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, and when he opened his mouth, only vague single sounds came out, and he was anxious and unable to organize his words.
There was no way, Duan Yang had seen spiritual masters and wizards, but Tan Xiao's speed of summoning spirits was a bit too fast. It was scary.
"Master, don't do anything yet. He hasn't registered yet." When Tan Xiao saw Duan Yang's expression, he also thought of it. He took out a pair of disposable gloves he got from Wu Tianyu's house and put them on. He pinched the tail of the mouse as big as a cat and lifted it upside down.
Kong Xuan was just disgusted, but he also remembered the original purpose of his coming to the mortal world. He retracted the five-colored divine light and just tapped the back of his hand.
Tan Xiao understood and said, "I know. I'll go back after I finish dealing with it."
Kong Xuan's figure gradually faded away and he went back to do his homework.
Tan Xiao picked up the mouse while Duan Yang took photos of the scene and went back to record the situation. He then pressed the question again, "What's your name?"
Shanhaiguan is a place where humans cannot pass through and demons cannot pass through. Not only must this gray fairy be captured, but we must also communicate with our colleagues in the north.
The Gray Immortal said in a daze: "Everyone calls me... Zhong Da Huzi, my real name is Zhong Neng." As soon as the Peacock God left, the strong sense of oppression and threat disappeared, but the shock was too great. As soon as he finished saying his name, his head tilted and he fainted.
Tan Xiao held Zhong Da Huzi far away and said to Duan Yang, "Do you have a plastic bag?" He felt that it was not enough even with gloves. He felt that the touch under his hands was disgusting and kept wanting to hit him with a broom.
Duan Yang: “…”
Is this all you have to say...
Duan Yang was still thinking about what he cared about most. He said weakly, "You, what's wrong with you?" He spoke a little unclearly, and gestured with his hands, "You didn't even set up the altar, and you had a spirit descend? What's your trick?"
This was different from the wizards he knew and even all his peers. There wasn't even any offerings or incense. Let's put it this way, even when he recharged his phone, the money wasn't credited this fast!
Tan Xiao thought for a moment and said, "It's a wandless and silent spell."
Duan Yang: “…”
Tan Xiao made a joke, and seeing that Duan Yang was about to collapse, he said, "Actually, I have a good reputation, so I'm buying it on credit." He would go back and make up the offering.
Duan Yang let out a long "ah". Thinking of the scene of Tan Xiao being thrown out, it was still very thrilling. At that moment, he felt that the sun and the moon had lost their light. Could it be that his underage partner was going to die in front of him? "You have been prepared for the Gray Fairy to attack you, and you still dared to go over. You really believe in your own 'credibility'."
"If the spiritual witch doesn't believe in the sect master god, who else can he believe in?" Tan Xiao had to admit that in the eyes of others, he was very impulsive at that moment.
Duan Yang was speechless for a moment and clenched his fists.
After Duan Yang took the photos, Tan Xiao found a garbage bag and put Zhong Da Huzi in it. Then they carried the unconscious Wu Tianyu on their backs and went downstairs step by step, calling A Jin up as well.
The door of the Wu family was reopened. Maomao and Wu's mother stood nervously at the door, looking up. When they saw them appear, they screamed and hesitated whether to go forward.
"It's okay, the evil has been exorcised." Duan Yang said.
Mother Wu still didn't dare to move.
Tan Xiao said: "Sure."
Wu's mother immediately rushed forward to support Wu Tianyu and laid him flat on the sofa.
Duan Yang: “…”
Maomao saw that Tan Xiao had a plastic bag in his hand and asked timidly, "What, what is this?"
"It's just a troublemaker. It's okay." Tan Xiao said. He didn't show Zhong Da Hu Zi to Maomao and Wu's mother, nor did he explain in detail what it was. It was enough to let them know that it was okay. What if they got scared after looking at Zhong Da Hu Zi again?
"Sister Maomao, Auntie, we were acting before, you should understand, right? Sister Maomao, don't blame me for lying to you, Auntie, don't blame Sister Maomao, you were looking for a real liar before. Unlike me, I am a fake liar, Sister Maomao was kind-hearted..." Tan Xiao was a little speechless when he said it, because he was the only one who understood the truth before. But everyone understood the meaning.
Maomao waved his hands, no longer able to complain.
Understand, what else is there to not understand.
She understood Tan Xiao, but she didn't understand this world anymore...
"Of course!" Wu's mother would definitely not have any complaints about Maomao, and she was too busy to thank him. Although she was shocked, if it weren't for Maomao, the child would have been finished. It was a happy ending by accident.
"Then, is my child completely fine? Why is he still unconscious?" Mother Wu felt distressed when she saw some scars on Wu Tianyu's body. These were all left when Zhong Da Huzi used his body to fight.
"After all, he's been bothered for so long." Tan Xiao found a trash can, and then Duan Yang stepped forward and stabbed Wu Tianyu's head a few times with the silver needle he carried with him.
After the acupuncture, Wu Tianyu woke up slowly. As soon as he woke up, he held his stomach and groaned twice, then vomited, and the ball was caught in the trash can.
——When he was possessed by Zhong Da Hu Zi, he was eating buns. Zhong Da Hu Zi wanted to eat but couldn't, so he stuffed a bunch of buns into Wu Tianyu's stomach out of helplessness and rage. It would be strange if Wu Tianyu didn't vomit after waking up.
It's a pity that the buns made by Tan Xiao were wasted, everyone else thought.
The smell was so delicious that they were dying of thirst. Now it’s all wasted.
Wu Tianyu woke up from his dazed state, only to feel pain all over his body. He shrank back when he saw Tan Xiao and subconsciously called out to the old man in his heart, but there was no response. He cried out in a lost voice: "What did you do to me! Where is my master?!" Zhong Da Huzi had complete control over his body, and he could not remember anything about what happened.
Duan Yang and Tan Xiao looked at each other.
Duan Yang asked, "Do you know what he is?"
Wu Tianyu looked at them with distrust, especially Tan Xiao, who had followed him before. "It's you, you did this. Do you know that this will ruin his five thousand years of cultivation?"
...Five thousand years, are you really bragging? Can you still be beaten like that after five thousand years?
However, it is common for these demons to brag when they are deceiving people, and some even brag that they are the Seven Fairies or the Queen Mother, just to make a name for themselves. It can also be said that they are seeking endorsements from great people without authorization, infringing on the rights of others and not paying for the endorsement.
Duan Yang clicked his tongue and said, "Did he tell you that? He said he was a god or something? He lived for five thousand years?"
Wu Tianyu looked at Duan Yang's playful look at this time, and felt something was wrong, especially since Zhong Da Huzi was detained, his thinking ability has now recovered a lot.
Mother Wu wiped her tears and said, "Silly boy, look at your body."
Wu Tianyu looked at the mirror held up by his cousin. He seemed not to have noticed before that he was already pale and thin, with no blood at all. He felt empty inside and murmured, "But, but..."
"What exactly did he tell you?" Duan Yang took out his cell phone and prepared to take notes. He would also write a description of the case and report it later when the case was closed.
Wu Tianyu covered his head. Recalling it now, it was like a dream. "I, I bought a souvenir when I was traveling, and then I dreamed of him. He said he was an elder of the Immortal Sect, who was murdered by someone, and only a remnant soul was attached to the souvenir. As long as I find some medicinal herbs for him regularly, he can restore his cultivation and guide me to the path of immortality. He really knows everything, and he also taught me how to deal with things and take exams!" He told everything he had experienced one by one, and the more he talked, the colder his heart became. Could it be that it wasn't...
Everyone: “…………”
It really is a flow. Tan Xiao and Duan Yang already had some guesses in their minds, but now when they heard Wu Tianyu say it again, they couldn't help but feel embarrassed for him.
Ah Jin, who had just arrived nearby, also scratched his head through the doll costume and muttered something: "I was so scared that I checked the label."
"You little kid," Duan Yang said, shaking his head, "if you were any later, your body would have really collapsed. That was an evil spirit that bewitched you."
Wu Tianyu's face was pale, and he was completely awake.
Especially at this moment when he looked at Tan Xiao again.
Well, Zhong Da Hu Zi didn't possess him at school, that was all Wu Tianyu's free play. As soon as he saw Tan Xiao, all the embarrassing memories came flooding back, and he couldn't face it for a moment, so he slumped down on the sofa.
Just die.
Although Mother Wu didn't understand what Sui Shen Liu meant, she could tell that the matter had really been resolved. When she heard Duan Yang talk about the seriousness of the situation, she was about to kneel down to Tan Xiao and Duan Yang, but was supported and bowed instead, "Thank you, thank you both!"
He also tried to pull Wu Tianyu to ask him to thank him as well, but Wu Tianyu rolled his eyes and fainted again.
Duan Yang felt her pulse quickly and said, "It's okay. She was probably too embarrassed and angry, and her body is weak." Duan Yang comforted her, "Madam, if you encounter any problems in the future, go to a regular temple. Also, if you come back to visit me later, please give me a good review."
Wu's mother and Maomao finally realized that they were not only real celestial masters/wizards, but also had official backgrounds...
So, what Tan Xiao said about the tomb of the King of Chu might not be made up!
Not only Maomao thought of this, Duan Yang had also thought of it a long time ago. He even recalled a detail, that is, when Mu Fei assigned the task before, when it was his turn, he was asked to follow Tan Xiao to handle the case.
The word order of online typing is often not rigorous, and Duan Yang didn’t think too much about it at the time.
At this time, he turned around and asked Ah Jin beside him: "...Did Director Mu mean that Tan Xiao should lead the two?"
Ah Jin looked at him strangely and nodded as a matter of course: "What else?"
Duan Yang: “…”
Duan Yang rubbed his chest. He was not dissatisfied with Tan Xiao. Now he even felt that Director Mu was quite caring for him. Today he had finally broadened his horizons. However, even if he had a hundred heads, he could not figure out why the famous charlatan family in Chu Province cultivated such a great witch!
“Boom.”
There was a sound from somewhere.
Wu's mother and Maomao were so scared that they grabbed each other's hands and asked, "What, what?"
Maomao is different now than before. He cried out, "Is it not cleaned yet? That thing is still there?"
"It's been collected." Tan Xiao looked at the garbage bag. Zhong Da Huzi was beaten like this, it was definitely not him who was responsible.
"Maybe there is still some evil spirit left?" Duan Yang scratched his head and said, "How about this, Ms. Wu, you can take your child to the hospital for a checkup. Although I have done acupuncture, I still need to check if there are any sequelae, as well as the external injuries on the body. We will help you clean up the house."
Mother Wu was now extremely relieved and grateful to them. "Okay, okay. Thank you very much for troubling you two."
Maomao also nodded gratefully to Tan Xiao. What she saw today was beyond her previous expectations. She couldn't calm down for a long time and even had a strange feeling: was she working with a real master?
"Tan Xiao, you are so amazing." Maomao whispered, "Then Sister Tan, isn't she even more amazing? Last time she gave me two masking tapes, should I take them..."
Although Tan Chunying had praised the two pieces of paper tape, she had only thought it was fun and praised them for being beautiful. Now she changed her mind and wondered whether she should carry them with her or put them up for display.
Tan Xiao also whispered: "No, she is a pure liar, you can play with the tape as you like."
Maomao: “…”
...She was a little unsure whether she could still believe Tan Xiao's words.
