Chapter 3 I will curse when I am angry, which is very unpleasant to hear.

Jiang Lan’s blood seemed to have solidified, and his limbs were stiff and unable to move.

He couldn't hear any of the noisy sounds around him. He could only hear his whole heart beating rapidly and loudly as if it was making its last desperate struggle before stopping hematopoiesis.

My legs felt like lead, and when I wanted to take steps, they felt so heavy that it was difficult to move.

Even though they had not seen each other for many years, Jiang Lan could still tell who that person was just from his back.

There are so many similar figures in the world, and Jiang Lan once stopped for strange similar figures on the street.

But the feeling of heart palpitations was never as strong as this time.

Seven years ago, maybe his words were too unpleasant, and when that person left, he didn't even want to leave his back.

Now that he suddenly appeared here again, Jiang Lan thought on his heels and knew that this must not be a coincidence.

"Teacher Jiang!"

The recording team member carrying the camera saw Jiang Lan standing there for a long time and thought he was dissatisfied with the shooting location, so he hurriedly came up to say hello.

Jiang Lan's thoughts were still stuck at the junction of seven years ago and now. He didn't hear the call from the staff and only cursed in a low voice:

"Fuck."

Ji Wanxing was standing behind Jiang Lan and immediately became angry when he heard what he blurted out. His body trembled.

With lightning speed, he turned sideways and gave Jiang Lan an elbow on his waist.

This interrupted Jiang Lan's thoughts and pulled him from memories to reality.

Jiang Lan came to his senses with difficulty and saw the recording staff carrying the camera. He coughed twice to cover up the discomfort in his throat, and then showed a professional smile:

"Sorry, I just got distracted."

He was afraid that he would laugh too hard . It was too stiff for others to notice, so I didn't even dare to take off the mask, and even pulled it up.

The staff didn't seem to notice anything unusual about Jiang Lan. He pointed to the villa in the distance:

"Teacher Jiang, the guests will stay there for the next month. Don't worry, this villa is the largest and best facility here. The most complete one."

"This is not a wild survival program. Although the environment is definitely not as good as your home, it will not disappoint you."

Jiang Lan narrowed his eyes. The figure of the man just now came from that building. Passed in front of the villa.

He was not in the mood to communicate with the staff at the moment, so he just nodded and said calmly: "You're welcome."

Ji Wanxing saw that Jiang Lan was in something wrong, and was afraid that if his attitude was exposed, he would be accused of being a big star.

She tugged at Jiang Lan and said to the staff: "Teacher Jiang has just passed the susceptible period and is not in good condition. I hope you can understand me."

The staff member heard the words and hurriedly said:

"It's okay, it's okay. Teacher Jiang has just passed the susceptible period." It's really hard to work during the period."

He pointed to the road sign in front of the road leading to the villa and said to Jiang Lan:

"Teacher Jiang, when you get there in a moment, you will enter the camera of the program crew."

"There will be staff who will ask you questions. Our program has no script and focuses on reality. Just answer it truthfully."

Jiang Lan nodded, indicating that he understood, and then stayed there for a few seconds before taking steps towards the place. A villa.

As soon as he stepped into the shooting area, the live broadcast screen immediately became agitated.

【Fuck! I am not wrong, right! Is it Jiang Lan? ! 】

【Mother! My husband went to participate in a love show behind my back! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah! Is Brother Lan forced to open for business or is the iron tree about to bloom? ! 】

【The top fierce A in the entertainment industry is out. I can already smell the atmosphere of Shura Field. I will watch it in front of my phone without sleep for a month. Damn it, I am numb with anticipation! ]

[Lin Ziyou just arrived, and Jiang Lan came out. The most beautiful little sweet O and my Brother Lan are a perfect match! I already have a script in my head. I bet five cucumbers that they can make it happen! ]

[Although, I still want to say...Every time Jiang Lan appears in the camera, I will be shocked, except this time...]

[I won't say anything about the clothes, after all, Jiang Lan is what he wears. I think he's quite handsome when he comes out of the sack, but I don't understand what's going on with his slippers. ]

[How beautiful this dress is! These muscle lines! These long legs are worthy of being top-notch! I can’t even imagine how much it would be like if I could xxxxxx! ]

[Sisters, be reserved, this is not a no man's land...]

[Jiang Lan! damn it! Are those pants yours? Just wear it! ]

[Sorry, but I still seem to feel a hint of perfunctoryness. ]

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At this time, Jiang Lan was completely unaware of what was going on outside the screen. He was dealing with the question-and-answer session that the staff just mentioned.

"To be honest, in order to invite Teacher Jiang this time, our program team took great pains and sent invitation letters three times before we got what we wanted."

"Teacher Jiang, what made you change your mind to join us? [Just in Time] What about this show?"

Jiang Lan had already taken off his mask, carrying a backpack on one shoulder, and said as he walked:

"It's the manager's oppression."

The staff was stunned when he heard this. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Listen to what Teacher Jiang means, are you here on our show just because of your work tasks?"

Even if it is true, it is obvious that if Jiang Lan really says this, he doesn't know what outrageous things will be done by someone who is interested. article.

The staff understood this. Jiang Lan had been in the circle for so long, so it was impossible not to understand.

So he turned around and grinned at the camera: "I'm joking, it's actually because my grandfather is anxious to hold his great-grandson."

The staff was dumbfounded.

As we all know, Jiang Lan said as early as when he debuted that he would not accept temporary interviews. If he had to accept it, he would definitely talk nonsense. Please don't take it to heart.

The staff had already heard it at this time, and Jiang Lan started talking nonsense again.

He scratched his head and continued: "Teacher Jiang, please tell me your ideal type."

Jiang Lan blurted out without thinking:

"About the same height as me, taller, more beautiful, and preferably good at acting coquettishly. , can be annoying, can be pretentious, sanctimonious, and can kick me when he is angry."

The staff member looked up at the back of Jiang Lan's head, and it was 185 to say the least.

He laughed dryly: "There should be very few omegas as tall as you, right?"

Jiang Lan shrugged: "Maybe, so I haven't been single for many years."

The staff member continued: "Then what do you think? "You should be a good-tempered and tolerant person in your relationship, right?"

Jiang Lan shook his head: "No, I will curse when I'm angry."

He paused and added. : "It's hard to hear."

He also wanted to say that not only was he bad at cursing people, but he would even hit people when he was in a state of confusion during his susceptible period. Please stay away from him if you can't resist the beating, so as to save him from getting sick and indiscriminately attacking everyone. Differential attack.

But he thought about it and chose to shut up in order to stop Ji Wanxing from yelling in his ears.

But Ji Wanxing was still called to talk by the director who was not far away.

"Why don't you please tell Teacher Jiang that this is a recording program after all, so it's better not to be too real."

The director pondered for a moment, organized the words several times, and then said to Ji Wanxing.

But it was not easy for Jiang Lan to come to the show this time. Based on Ji Wanxing's understanding of Jiang Lan, if she oppressed Jiang Lan again and Jiang Lan rebelled, she might let herself go even more.

She didn't expect Jiang Lan to find a partner in this show, so she pursed her lips and said to the director:

"Isn't the main focus on reality? Don't worry, Mr. Jiang's fans all know what kind of virtue he is and he will not do anything wrong. What an accident."

"Then what if..."

The director hesitated. It is a good thing for a variety show to have conflicts, but this time the show team has invited smart people. If anything happens, they will be the ones in trouble. program group.

Ji Wanxing waved his hand and said seriously: "Since your program team invited Jiang Lan, they should be prepared to take corresponding risks."

The director was stunned for a moment, and then saw Ji Wanxing laughing at him and said:

"I Just kidding, don’t worry, Teacher Jiang is not an indiscriminate fool, he has a sense of proportion.”