Chapter 3: Weird Loli's Talent Show Part 1
In this way, I came to Joseph's class as I wished and became his classmate.
As the only "acquaintance" I can remember in Ander College, and he is so smart, and always so kind to help me deal with the troubles I make, wouldn't I be feeling very sorry for his "talent" if I don't stick to him?
However, Joseph didn't seem very happy. Every time I appeared next to him, he would jump up and down and yell, saying things like "the ghost behind my back".
What does that mean? Maybe it means to praise me for always surprising him.
Hehe! Actually, Joseph is very shy!
Every morning, I would stand at the gate of the college early in the morning waiting for Joseph to arrive, wearing a formal puffy skirt, standing in a dignified posture, with a faint smile, and every joint bent at a certain angle according to strict etiquette requirements, waving and greeting.
Whenever Joseph comes, the violin piece "The Four Seasons - Spring" always emerges in my mind unconsciously, as if spring has arrived, everything is reviving, and everywhere is full of vitality, even the air has become much fresher!
However, my smile always froze the moment Joseph passed by me, because he always rolled his eyes at me without giving me face and walked into the college as if he didn't see me.
I touched my nose awkwardly.
Well, I've gotten used to it anyway. Joseph is just embarrassed. He feels ashamed that I, such a noble princess, pay so much attention to him.
Holding up the hem of my puffy skirt, I hurriedly caught up with Joseph. It seems that this puffy skirt really needs to be improved. It is very inconvenient to move in!
"How long are you going to stop following me, you traitor?" Joseph quickened his pace so quickly that the other person had to jog breathlessly to keep up with him.
"I didn't follow you! We are classmates and we are just going the same way!" I said innocently. Of course I wouldn't say it because only when I saw him, I would dare to step into the college with peace of mind!
Hearing this, Joseph rolled his eyes again!
"You don't look well! Did you not sleep well last night and have a nightmare?" Seeing that Joseph ignored me, I had to patiently find a topic to talk about.
"You are my nightmare!" Joseph stared at me without saying a word. The helplessness in his eyes was like a black hole in the universe, wanting to swallow me up!
"Uh...you mean, you dreamed about me last night?" I swallowed unconsciously and blushed.
Oh, how embarrassing! What would he dream about me?
"Dream, you big-headed ghost!" Joseph was so angry that he jumped up and down. I could see his red face emitting magma like a volcano erupting!
So, he dreamed that I turned into a ghost, a big-headed ghost at that, and that’s why he looked unhappy, right?
Wow, Joseph is so kind that he even blames himself for having a bad dream!
"Okay! Don't feel guilty. I'm not that petty and I won't blame you." I patted Joseph's shoulder seriously to comfort him. After all, I still needed his guidance. If he was not in good condition , I would definitely get into trouble again.
"I'm really curious about what your brain is made of? It's just water, right?" Joseph's face twitched unconsciously, and I saw his clenched fists unclench and unclench again.
Hehe! Is he praising me for being kind and gentle like water?
Seeing that I was blushing and dazed again, Joseph rolled his eyes to the sky again, quickly sat in his seat and ignored me!
I found that Joseph was easily angry. Every time he showed his true feelings in front of me and couldn't help but praise me, he would turn away embarrassedly. Haha, what a simple prince.
A formal puffy skirt, a dignified standing posture, a faint smile, and every joint bent at a certain angle according to strict etiquette requirements, waving and greeting.
So I stood at the door of the men's restroom waiting for Joseph to appear.
"Oh my god..." The moment he saw me, Joseph couldn't help but say something, then turned around awkwardly and adjusted his trouser belt and something.
Now it was my turn to laugh awkwardly. Uh, I seemed to be standing in the wrong place.
"Hi... what a coincidence!" I forced a smile and greeted her.
Woohoo, I just saw Joseph rushing out of the classroom after class, and I was worried that he had something urgent that needed my help, so I followed him here.
"Hello, classmate Joseph!" I greeted politely and jumped in front of Joseph's camera.
I noticed just now that Joseph was holding a SLR camera and taking sneaky photos of me behind the tree trunk.
Actually, a young lady like me is not allowed to take photos, but since Joseph likes to collect photos of cute and beautiful girls like me, and he is so good to me, of course I should make some sacrifices for him.
So, instead of being secretly photographed, it is better to do it openly, so that I can look better in the photos.
"Winfelli!" Joseph clenched his fists and shouted my name through gritted teeth.
Woohoo, why does he look like he's going to eat me? Does he just enjoy the thrill of filming that moment?
"What do you want?" Joseph grabbed my shoulders in frustration and shook me vigorously. "Do you know that this is a secret gossip operation I have been planning for a month? I have been waiting here for half a month just to confirm my guess. Our English teacher is dating a big star. Today, I finally saw the English teacher and this big star coming out of the college's apartment hotel together. This is explosive gossip news. It is the cover of the latest issue of the gossip club. Do you know about it? But you suddenly jumped out and completely blocked the camera. Don't you know the news principle of no picture, no truth?"
Joseph shook me so hard that I almost felt seasick, but I could still vaguely come to the conclusion in my mind - it turned out that I had ruined Joseph's work!
"Yes, I'm sorry!" I apologized guiltily.
I really shouldn't have done that. Joseph always helped me so much, but I didn't do anything and even ruined his good fortune.
"I can make it up to you!" I said, holding Joseph's hand, and rushed towards a certain celebrity and the English teacher who were about to leave in a car.
With a "squeak", I opened my hands into a "big" shape to block the taxi's way, which caused a sharp sound of brake friction.
"Teacher, Wen Feili greets you." I politely pulled my skirt and performed court etiquette to the confused English teacher in the car and a celebrity who was frantically covering himself.
"Uh, Wen, Wen, do you have something to talk to us about?" The English teacher was obviously embarrassed. He swallowed his saliva and looked at me in confusion.
"It's like this. Just now Joseph wanted to secretly take a photo of you coming out of the apartment hotel together so that it could be used as the main topic of the new gossip, but I accidentally blocked the camera. So, could you please come out of the hotel again and let Joseph take the photo?" I explained humbly and appropriately.
I seemed to hear the sound of three mirrors breaking at the same time. I looked closely and saw that the English teacher's face turned pale. The celebrity who was about to put on a mask also stopped. Joseph seemed to have been petrified on the spot, and finally exploded into powder and disappeared in the wind!
"Shua", the English teacher's car disappeared from our sight like a rocket. What happened? Are the English teacher and her celebrity boyfriend shy? Do you think they don't look good on camera?
Looking back at Joseph again, uh... the one with the waterfall of tears on his face, is that him?
Was he so moved by my bravery that he was willing to turn into dust?
"Wen! Fei! Li! Get as far away ..." Joseph finally yelled at me with all his strength. The voice echoed back and forth in the academy for a long time!
Woohoo! Did I do something wrong? Grandpa, the students and teachers in this ordinary academy are really scary.
