Chapter 3: Third-rate inferior products also have their future 02
The clothes Duanmu Jichu threw at me were a set of men's casual shirts and beige trousers, the size was just right. After putting them on, I looked in the mirror and grumbled unhappily: "I still look like a girl, even though my hair is shorter, my chest is flatter, and I look a little more masculine..."
Well, in the end, even I felt guilty.
When that bastard Duanmu Jichu saw me walking out of the classroom in men's clothing, he laughed exaggeratedly, raised his eyebrows at me, and said seriously: "Nian Gao girl...ah, no, Nian Gao boy, have you ever considered sex reassignment? Really, it's a pity that you don't become a boy. If you ever figure it out, remember to come to me, I will sponsor the cost of your surgery, haha."
Looking at his smug, treacherous and handsome face, I really wanted to punch him, but in the end I held back. I nodded and thanked him with a smile, while cursing him in my heart.
"I'm sorry to trouble you, Master Ji Chu."
Bastard, why don't you just die? If you die, I'll sponsor your memorial tablet, humph!
When we arrived at the big supermarket with the AURORA logo, Duanmu Jichu immediately became a different person. He took me into one store after another, with a serious expression on his perfect face. He carefully examined every counter in the store and pretended to be a customer to ask questions from time to time, just like a mature and outstanding president.
However, the way he spoke remained the same, harsh and vicious to the point of driving people crazy.
"Painting nail polish during work hours, this irresponsible shopping guide is not as valuable as a one-dollar coin!"
"Who is the billboard for? What does the manager of this store do? When did the AURORA Group become a place for waste?"
“There are so few changing rooms, and yet customers are forced to wait in line to try on clothes!”
"If I had known that this marketing manager was so incompetent, I might as well have hired a monkey. Monkeys can also entertain customers. I really don't know what else is in his mind!"
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After all this time, I really couldn't bear to listen anymore.
Although what he said was true, there was no need to be so vicious. How could people be compared with money? In his eyes, all people were less valuable than money, right?
I followed Duanmu Jichu to three shopping malls in a row. My legs were broken from running. And I had to listen to his bad words. It was really a torture.
When I reached the last shopping mall, I finally couldn’t walk anymore. I sat down on the sofa in a famous brand store and refused to take another step.
"We've only been walking for a few hours. I didn't expect that you not only have a low IQ, but also such poor physical strength." Duanmu Jichu sat down next to me, with his hands behind his head, leaning back on the sofa, looking very tired, but his mouth was still very vicious, "Girls like you are really useless. How could any boy like you?"
"Don't bother with this, young master."
I pounded my sore legs and glanced at Duanmu Jichu beside me out of the corner of my eye.
I really don't understand why he insisted on not taking a break even though he looked so tired. If I hadn't refused to walk any further, he would have kept going until he had inspected all the stores.
You are only 17 years old like me, and you are not yet an adult. Why do you force yourself like this? Don't you feel tired?
Such a thought flashed through my mind, and even I was shocked. I actually cared about this guy. I actually cared about whether a demon who enjoyed torturing me was working hard. Oh my God, am I crazy?
What does it have to do with you whether he is tired or not? Ye Ye, you fool, calm down. You are enemies, people from two worlds that are always in opposition. Just think about how to get revenge, don't have those extra thoughts, um, absolutely not.
I shook my head hard, trying to get rid of those strange thoughts, but unexpectedly Duanmu Jichu suddenly reached out and touched my head, which scared me.
"Ah! What are you doing?" I jumped up from the sofa in an ungraceful manner and looked at him warily.
The way he touched my head just now was not rough at all, but very gentle. At that moment, I felt an electric current flowing from his palm into my body, making me feel numb all over and my heart beating wildly.
"Nothing, I just suddenly wanted to touch my worthless head." Duanmu Jichu still put his hands behind his head, with a leisurely look, and a meaningless smile on the corner of his lips, "You haven't had your hair permed or dyed, you haven't used top-notch care products, and you haven't had your hair trimmed by a famous hairstylist, right?"
See, he is really humiliating me, what a bad guy.
"No." I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him. "My family is very poor and my mother is very stingy. I don't have that much money to do these things."
My mother is so stingy that she doesn't allow me to grow my hair long in order to save shampoo.
"Nian Gao girl, you are really worthless from head to toe." Duanmu Jichu looked up at me, with an incomprehensible light in his eyes. That light was a bit arrogant, a bit serious, and a gentle color that could not be ignored. "However, you are not allowed to dye or Even getting a haircut requires my permission."
Why?
I was really angry. Did I sell myself to him? Why should he control me even for these things?
"Don't you think this is a bit too much?" I tried to look less angry. "There is no such rule in the school rules of Aurora College."
"It will be there tomorrow, and it's a special rule just for you." Duanmu Jichu was very pleased to see my expression on the verge of going crazy. He grabbed my arm, pushed me to sit next to him, and smiled at me viciously, "You'd better follow this rule seriously, otherwise I will make you very painful. For example, the music during the lunch break will be changed to broadcasts of digital calculations."
"Master, what do you want to say?"
Although I was furious inside, I still had a bright smile on my face, but my smile slowly turned into gnashing of teeth.
He curled his lips and suddenly asked, "Half of 734.57?"
"367.285..." My brain immediately started working reflexively and gave the answer instantly, faster than pressing the buttons on a calculator.
"That's it. What if a broadcast like this was on all afternoon?"
The devil's smile became more and more smug, and I couldn't help but lower my head in frustration. Woo woo woo... If the whole afternoon is a digital broadcast like this, I will calculate reflexively until I die.
This devil!
"What do you want to buy? We have a discount promotion at our counter today. Some products are 30% to 40% off. It's a great deal."
Perhaps because she saw that Duanmu Jichu and I had been sitting there for a long time without even looking at the clothes, the salesgirl in neat uniforms came forward to greet us professionally. Her arrival instantly cheered up my depressed heart, and an idea flashed through my mind.
Hehe, Duanmu Jichu, how could I, Ye Ye, always be bullied and tortured by you without resisting?
I laughed a few times in my heart, quickly sorted out my mood, and smiled as I leaned close to Duanmu Jichu's ear and suggested to him, "Master Jichu, how can you just look at it this way? To truly understand the service quality of the store and the customers' views on the store, you have to treat yourself as a real customer. Master, why don't you treat yourself as a customer and try on the clothes here, and deliberately make things difficult for the salesgirl to see if she is qualified, right?"
"The suggestion is good, but you can come here for this kind of thing. Why do I have to go there in person?" Duanmu Jichu glanced at me and stared at my face vigilantly for a long time.
"I'm a girl, and what we sell here are men's clothing. Although you said that I look more like a boy, I am a girl after all, and I still have breasts. What if I'm discovered... and you can only find out the problem by trying it yourself." I persuaded him seriously and earnestly, with a warm smile on my face. Even I felt like a wolf grandmother who abducted children.
Maybe my expression was too sincere, Duanmu Jichu looked at me for a while and actually agreed.
He stood up and looked at the clothes on the counter seriously.
I enthusiastically offered suggestions:
"Master, this dress is very handsome and suits you very well."
"Master, this pair of casual pants is also nice. It's simply tailor-made for you."
"Ah, Master, when I saw that suit I thought of you. It was so aristocratic and elegant!"
Finally, under my instigation, Duanmu Jichu took three sets of clothes and walked into the fitting room. I acted like a qualified servant. Before he entered the fitting room, I hurriedly took off his coat and held it in my hand: "Let me help you hold this one, otherwise it will be easy to mix it up."
"Nian Gao girl, you are unusually attentive today." Duanmu Jichu glanced at me strangely, but still walked into the fitting room with his coat.
After a while, he came out wearing the first set of clothes.
It was a casual white shirt that was somewhat similar to the one I was wearing, and it was paired with a black striped tie, loosely tied below the collar, revealing a perfect collarbone. It was so beautiful that I couldn't help swallowing a few times.
"How are you?" Duanmu Jichu was a little unhappy when he saw my dazed look, and he stepped forward and patted my head, "Why are you dazed? I asked you how you are!"
"Good... looks good..." I came back to my senses and nodded hurriedly, but this time the compliment was sincere, "Looks good, much better than me in a shirt, I'm really jealous of your good figure."
"I think so too. You have good taste."
Duanmu Jichu seemed to be very pleased with my sincere compliments. He raised the corners of his lips and smiled somewhat smugly, then turned and walked into the fitting room to try on the second set of clothes. Before that, while he was looking in the mirror, I had calmly taken out his trousers from the fitting room and hid them in his coat which I was holding in my arms.
The moment the door of the fitting room closed, I ignored the strange look of the salesgirl and ran out of the store holding Duanmu Jichu's coat, laughing.
Wallet, cell phone, car keys...
Haha, everything is in this coat, let's see how he will pay! Also, there are no pants, let's see how he will get out! Ahahaha, I am so smart!
I was strolling down the street, laughing, holding the clothes in my hands.
Humph, Duanmu Jichu, just stay in the fitting room first. I will never come to rescue you without half an hour or an hour, ahahaha!
